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Whit 🔪🩸 @wanttobeleavin 1428 Elm Street

frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn

909 Following   3,449 Followers   13,743 Tweets

Joined Twitter 5/2/20


@AnthonyLaFauci https://t.co/Et09MX5shd @AnthonyLaFauci Honestly, I’ll eat any kind 😂🤫 https://t.co/LpQdBB5JeCDoughnuts are the way to my heart. 👀 @mrmike6543 Thanks Mike! 🤘🏻 @PatrickHovey4 https://t.co/ZECrb7YkPZ @craiglayton07 To be fair, I’d buy it. @Horror_Guy https://t.co/CKBgBpM84s @craiglayton07 This is incredible. 🤣
11/26
2020
@Jeffmillenb Did you see my fleets from yesterday? That’s how it went 🤣😂🤣 https://t.co/XH73ERBuW0Guess who’s drinking peach vodka again... https://t.co/SIuSsNAnIP @thisoldsmut https://t.co/mtRMlASEpK @amieeemarieee75 I hope you do too, lovely 😘 @amieeemarieee75 Hey, you’re having the best of both worlds though! 🤤 @bondlived https://t.co/HQWkugeTZ3 @HorrorFanRyan https://t.co/dvOXDjZ3GG @bondlived https://t.co/VhfeYKeH4jWhat kind of meat are you eating on Thanksgiving? 😜That’s hot #HumpDayVibes 🦃 https://t.co/089cCVrpB6 @HollyWoodPRi1 Which one? 😂Mood https://t.co/jBxTnhd7C1Happy hump day/thanksgiving eve! I hope you all have a great day. 😉 https://t.co/N654TWSG7VExcuse me, I have officially died https://t.co/AdNuClZW3I @SupGirl Whoa... seriously? https://t.co/F2XFxiB9JU @jayburke 😭😭😭I can’t participate in the 30+ baby picture tweet but I will say that I’m loving these adorable pictures. Keep them coming. 🥺 @MasterGio Am I?? @Razzlyxghost @ArtTheCl0wn https://t.co/4uqPz7Mt07Me whenever I found out my nail tech is moving back so I’m about to have 🔥 nails again https://t.co/PSqx8IyVc1 @Razzlyxghost @ArtTheCl0wn Am I really? 🥰😍😘 https://t.co/TueXppnsN1 @OldGloryHole That’s amazing 😂😂😂This is the best gif I’ve ever seen.. don’t @ me https://t.co/ViGHCVrf63
11/25
2020
@ParisHilton I’d love to see myself in your kitchen 😍🥺🖤 https://t.co/dCO797rTI5The Christmas song “baby it’s cold outside” is about a man telling a woman that it’s too cold to go home, so they c… https://t.co/RbYMuazqkxDoes your Twitter crush know you’re crushing on them? If not, you should let them know. Fuck it. @PatrickHovey4 https://t.co/x6m7z2WmRx @meteorshit86 https://t.co/6KAJhAVtKL @RexChapman That’s a lot of f bombs for someone who’s wearing cross earrings... and you’re driving in the rain whil… https://t.co/mpOImi05U2 @dannydinosaur https://t.co/QrspXDXOSL @LordNishar It wasn’t a question. It’s my thoughts on humanity.The reason why there are so many dumb people is because they won’t stop reproducing with family members. Oh, and I… https://t.co/U1PgfaKAdFHappy #TerrorTuesday, #MutantFam. 🖤 🩸 🔨 https://t.co/djFNs0f5AG2020 Christmas vibe https://t.co/gxIHMige92Pickles were on my pizza tonight. No regrets. https://t.co/M5cGMh1BF8#NowWatching: Bad Santa 🎅🏻🥰🎥 https://t.co/BDKBSyzm3a @SupGirl 🖤🖤😭😭 https://t.co/xSNA0r1e9pI’m not saying I’m drunk but.. actually, I lied. I am pretty fuckin buzzed lmao
11/24
2020
@SupGirl It’ll be okay, beautiful soul. You’ll get through it. You’re strong. It always helps to take time for your… https://t.co/Oli2LnpMf0Peach vodka... holy shit. 🤤 @TheTonyPriddy https://t.co/1nbINyJFng @Lisacaines841 https://t.co/nfWL28Ha2wI’m well aware that I talk about ass... a lot. But to be fair, it’s only when I’m hungry. I can’t help it. I love a good snack. 🤷🏻‍♀️ @ryansmith1983 https://t.co/SDtDeXa184 @CrazyRalph1980 @AtxJewels https://t.co/DcAFGgXNY0 @AtxJewels Licking their ass. It’s been proven. @meteorshit86 @wolfsoul4 https://t.co/8IC28q8cxe @wolfsoul4 @meteorshit86 He will buy anything, so don’t feel bad lmao 😂😂😂 @meteorshit86 https://t.co/YyLnyRRhBz @meteorshit86 That’s fake news, spooky head. Also, I better get 20 gifts this year. @meteorshit86 No. Stop it.Ignoring someone is one of my many talents. I’ve perfected it, actually. @meteorshit86 No, no you don’t. Pay your car off damnit.Monday coming at you like https://t.co/fpLYOSkC4mI'm not worried about a second lockdown, because I already know all the best places in my house to cry.
Retweeted by Whit 🔪🩸Live, laugh, lick balls. @captainstubey RIGHT?! 🥲😍 ☺️ 🖤 💡 https://t.co/CijqlNmoqqGetting stoned with my neighbor, no big deal.
11/23
2020
Actual footage of me waking up for work this morning I hope you all have an amazing #Sinday. 😋🩸 https://t.co/W0ijzMjyQx @CrazyRalph1980 https://t.co/oJ5R2wETNO @TheTonyPriddy @Jawsman206 I just want to hug you both right now 🖤😭 https://t.co/K37GqRvJ1x @SupGirl What a BABE 😍😍😍My turtle is finally big enough to eat guppies which is sad (for the fish) but also exciting. 🖤😭 @givesradiohead Mines in July 😂
11/22
2020
@DaveBThyName29 https://t.co/71oWbNlAzJ @CroweAlistair https://t.co/THj48t3dVH @CroweAlistair It’s not my birthday I’m just eating the leftover cake lmaoGuys... it’s a birthday cake from my brothers birthday on Wednesday. It’s not my birthday today. 😂 https://t.co/VXsgzoNnOf @jizrae It’s not my birthday, it was my brothers leftover cake lmaoBlunts, bitches and birthday cake.✨ https://t.co/HVC0onbbJa @givesradiohead 🤣😂🤣😂 https://t.co/GSv6cqchuB @meteorshit86 Santa Jaws*I would do some questionable things for cake, if you know what I mean and I think you do.I’m addicted to fleets. Send help. @MoxyTools That’s so weird. 🥺 have you tried restarting your phone or install/uninstalling the app? Maybe it’s a gl… https://t.co/EWQVfvalQhHappy #Splatterday, Boils and Ghouls. 🖤 🩸 https://t.co/iA3Q4FIDHm @ZipperMouth_ Ugh... SAME @itsasherz Hahaha! I don’t blame you. They need to be put in check. I feel the same way. I’m not above getting out… https://t.co/TAWyDiO4HN @CrazyRalph1980 https://t.co/X1GnuDNM93 @itsasherz Right?! They make me so fucking mad. @CroweAlistair Follow me around. I’m here for it.Pretend I’m Dahmer and let me eat you - me, flirting @CinderBomb99 I like where this is going... @givesradiohead https://t.co/Nz8CnExjSI @SOA_IGotThis https://t.co/KUD5DFMqUTGetting extremely drunk and laying in your yard naked should be acceptable.🥺🥺🥺 https://t.co/Fk0zMkmkhz @Acidic_Blonde Up my buttI just saw two spiders.. fuck? Glad someone is getting laid. @rayzhell18 Yes! 😋 @ryansmith1983 In my mouth 😉 I’ll eat them any way but usually either sunny side up or scrambled!
11/21
2020

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