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I am afraid @GrantGinder is going to convince me to watch Emily in Paris.
10/15
2020
@GrantGinder It’s always Mary-Kate
10/14
2020
read the thread! great photo. awesome sleuthing! (it's E9th and 1st Ave in Manhattan) https://t.co/uxLcfPhMPT
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10/9
2020
Lorne Michaels needs to really rethink this. https://t.co/PA5gQ3n8tN
10/3
2020
@GrantGinder Favorite use of Moon River is in a dream-dance sequence in Angels in America.Why did DeBlasio even run to be Mayor? He doesn’t like doing the job, is bad at it, and doesn’t even seem to like New York City.
9/17
2020
@VentnerKendo I initially read this as “big city carrot.” Which is infinitely funnier/sadder.
9/16
2020
@kfaithwaid @GrantGinder (And I take it personally that the main dude is named Keith!) @kfaithwaid @GrantGinder This show, and NXIVM in general, is such nightmare fuel!
9/15
2020
The lying what of adults now? @VentnerKendo The recognitions is a masterpiece are you insane
9/8
2020
@lukecissell I knew I’d forget something!
8/29
2020
Avenues ranked: 1. Broadway 2. Seventh 3. Sixth 4. Fifth 5. Eighth 6. Park 7. Manhattan/St. Nicholas 8. Tenth-Eleve… https://t.co/mTABj9xExV
8/28
2020
FUCK THIS MAN!!!! WE DEMAND CHANGE. SICK OF IT
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8/26
2020
@Darinstrauss @RichardAEpstein This guy is a lunatic.
8/20
2020
Contemporary literary criticism suffering from the novel coRooneyvirus
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8/19
2020
Or....Sondheim in the Park with David https://t.co/gLTqOXCzsR
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8/15
2020
@zinoman I think the permit thing. Plus no production facilities. Closest studios are in Baltimore. @zinoman Rare DC movie that was actually filmed in DC features another movie filmed in DC. One of the more puzzling… https://t.co/rGybwBX8jY
8/2
2020
Kids nowadays know nothing about these https://t.co/mVQYLzXnW6
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7/24
2020
@VentnerKendo Well, at least you finally achieved first-name-level fame.
7/21
2020
@GrantGinder You’re in for a rough ride with this novel.
7/20
2020
Elaine Stritch on being offered a role in CATS https://t.co/QQjTXYmiR1
7/18
2020
even more meaningful than they were pre- the pandemic. So, there you are. Anyway. Round 20. Completed today. July 8, 2020. (11/11)physically unpleasant, which often happens. Finally, there is the active and sympathetic presence of the MSK pros w… https://t.co/uUBYLCpPR3tastes like metal; another is blue. Moreover, the fact that you really can’t do anything while you are being treate… https://t.co/CrrqnQVbMFBy contrast, my regular visits to MSK to receive treatment are reminders and direct demonstrations of what is being… https://t.co/ky2NgUuypbI am not particularly interested in learning the details of what awaits me, or internalizing horrors that may never… https://t.co/fKIBLbBtf5I’ll try to explain. Having cancer is incredibly isolating. It is, in a way, *necessarily* isolating, or at least i… https://t.co/CrMfVr27f5I am also grateful that I am getting treated by the kind and powerful wizards at MSK. I have come, in a strange way… https://t.co/PkqMc61BJ1feeling of gratitude. I am grateful for my family and friends, but mostly for @kath , who has gotten me through eve… https://t.co/qW62CCQq9gbut there is no real target for the anger, so it just fizzles. (I got angrier about the ridiculous fireworks happen… https://t.co/9VQjst4w0bThis experience, the experience of being ill, has, I am sure changed me in ways I am probably not fully aware of. C… https://t.co/6V7eyLvbyIToday I completed my 20th round of chemotherapy. It was administered as usual by the wonderful people at Memorial S… https://t.co/J3UazHyUv4
7/8
2020
Do I dare to read HARLOT’S GHOST?
7/7
2020
@VentnerKendo Fucked up teeth don’t count if they’re on the bottom.
6/28
2020
Ugh fine fuck it I’ll write some plot
Retweeted by Warren Keithi love new york https://t.co/vsfLZB5vbz
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6/22
2020
The fireworks have to stop. @NYCMayor @NYCMayorsOffice
6/21
2020
Hear hear https://t.co/f7nIvGiSiiKelly by way of Toulouse Lautrec... https://t.co/Kia00jlCCCThe dancing in this scene is amazing too, as is the chemistry between Gene Kelly and Oscar Levant. The choreography… https://t.co/uR28QdlZskAnd of course the ballet, which has hardly been topped in terms of its cinematic ingenuity and inventiveness... https://t.co/9geO7b5siQWatched AN AMERICAN IN PARIS last night. Every scene is just wonderful, but particularly this one. https://t.co/0JzTaBSYZX
6/20
2020
Happy pub day to me! Available everywhere now! https://t.co/oq20QbaMUN
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6/16
2020
To all the conservatives who found out today that Tom Morello or Jim Gaffigan don’t share their politics: it’ll be… https://t.co/7RTrziSprX
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6/10
2020
@GrantGinder Is anybody asking for this?? Why are we doing space right now??So MAGA and black ppl are different. We knew it but thank for saying so... https://t.co/7XJdQ8i2Wd
Retweeted by Warren KeithMary Poppins (1964) Many of the nannies in the large queue of applicants for the job at the start of this movie wer… https://t.co/YSqUY4uVWk
Retweeted by Warren KeithWe saw, heard and even *met* Derrida. We listened to him talk, in French, for *two hours*, the most terrible tosh.… https://t.co/FI6F4i5vSv
Retweeted by Warren KeithHow many white people want Justice for George Floyd? ✋
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5/30
2020
My statement on the death of George Floyd: https://t.co/Hg1k9JHT6R
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5/29
2020
Olivia de Havilland rides a bike at age 103. https://t.co/TQzvCcP8yn
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5/26
2020
This one has taken on a new meaning for me lately. Love you and miss you, world. 💌 🎻 Up On The Roof by @Carole_Kinghttps://t.co/THhk53hjTx
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5/22
2020
Who knew an entire country could fail the marshmallow test?
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5/19
2020
@adalva @bhbradlow Need more of the science behind this deer repellant theory pls
5/8
2020
New game: post a @nyrbclassics you think NO ONE else in the world owns - if someone else can post a pic of theirs,… https://t.co/kQpnNspKoz
Retweeted by Warren KeithThe men who murdered Ahmaud Arbery must be held accountable and there must justice for Ahmaud's family. There is no… https://t.co/2Tw0gH6QOK
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5/7
2020
your mom https://t.co/SnwJW2VkHN
Retweeted by Warren Keith @GrantGinder We all deserve to die! Tell you why, Mrs. Lovett, tell you why.
5/6
2020
I post this every year on Derby Day — feels different this year. Here’s to better days ahead. 🏇🥃⚜️🌹❤️… https://t.co/I8H6RbDSZM
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5/2
2020
Setting reasonable goals during a crisis. https://t.co/QIirBpnuJ7
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4/30
2020
Tony tells his therapist he's in love with her and then makes her afraid for her life. And yet: she continues to se… https://t.co/cZ4GxAU3cdTony's idea of justice is to have some of his goons straight-up *murder the coach.* Then he decides not to because… https://t.co/OxbMjRe9WZTony's daughter is named Meadow and she plays soccer. When one of her friends sleeps with her coach, the friend is… https://t.co/3CvkoBNq6vAnother season one storyline involves a dude named Artie Bucco whose restaurant burned down and whose wife doesn't… https://t.co/mC58PF4DxBIsabella lives under a tent in his neighbor's backyard and he takes her to lunch and dreams about impregnating her… https://t.co/iEJYrR8XtPThere's also an episode called "Isabella," where Tony meets an imaginary character because of the Prozac he's on, w… https://t.co/XSjRx7Qtj5It's incredibly dated and the episodes are fucking long and there are all sorts of story threads that just dead-end… https://t.co/lVQa1ssuGLI tried but I could not get into THE SOPRANOS. It was like Bergen County community theatre. The Dr. Melfi stuff was pure torture.This is amazing! Listen to how marvelous he sounds with the worst acoustics imaginable, and *after surviving a resp… https://t.co/JlqEV0i3TJ
4/22
2020
Liberty Mutual, I am fully aware that your company exists. You can stop now.
4/21
2020
The Strokes new album is renewing my faith in the world. Omg I love every track.
4/19
2020
Editor: You get those photos of Elliott Gould and Grover? Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like y… https://t.co/JtnQcmymci
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4/17
2020
The Plain Dealer had 340 reporters just two decades ago. A headline for our age. https://t.co/TIkeIZENKZ
Retweeted by Warren Keith3 weeks of hard work and dedication. Never say die! You will not conquer me Mr. Puzzle! I will beat you! https://t.co/m6tcuE0o5D
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4/13
2020
Your periodic reminder that the very first thing we do as we prepare a manuscript for copyediting and design is kill all the double spaces.
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4/12
2020
Great. Another Weasley. https://t.co/JkIeCQobnT
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4/10
2020
You’re a psychopath. https://t.co/FpYTrOSSGfI wrote last year that Trump is attempting to replicate the conditions of 2016 and this is absolutely part of it. https://t.co/jQVBl8RACx
Retweeted by Warren KeithCaught a bit of grandad on the tv yesterday... #Covid19testing #PPEforTheNHS #NHSstaff #moretestinghttps://t.co/l0MTsoKdCK
Retweeted by Warren KeithThere is? https://t.co/zBIxHjg5bp
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4/8
2020
This may all be fine if it stops the influencers.
4/4
2020
"Mr. President, Secretary Azar just said you're going to pay doctors and hospitals and other health care providers… https://t.co/D9uyQUsdYO
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4/3
2020
There is something deeply wrong with our mayor. https://t.co/7xJE3bvvY6
4/2
2020
So important. A writing career means operating on very thin margins in the best of times. There will be no writer b… https://t.co/wlPPFoCyYPI’d also note all of the people telling me they deserve to have my writing for free on here are white.
Retweeted by Warren KeithI have never seen THE MATRIXI don’t know who needs to hear this—EVERY RUNNER IN AMERICA—but it is your responsibility to give a way wider detou… https://t.co/mvi0YVmmXC
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4/1
2020
If I discover a hidden room in my apartment I win COVID.Strong we’re-so-gonna-lose-in-November vibes here. https://t.co/AX5xiC522uFlatten the curve but make it fashion.When the pursuit ended, the dog was sitting behind the wheel and the man appeared to have been steering from the pa… https://t.co/gwUV4sdVwG
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3/30
2020
Imagine being able to live anywhere in the world and choosing present-day America. https://t.co/dSnBvPySIIAll I know is that something is happening on tv with tigers. @GrantGinder Grant, when covid is over your tweets related to it need to be collected for publication.
3/29
2020
You go, Stephen Sondheim! https://t.co/QB90FqkrMC
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3/28
2020
Feel-good story of the day. A 101 years old man has recovered from Covid-19 in Italy. He has survived the 1918 flu,… https://t.co/qNBVlY8Pwc
Retweeted by Warren KeithDon't put me on a ventilator made by Grimes's boyfriend or the company that makes Chevy Impalas. I want a real vent… https://t.co/QfKdwdIeDa
3/27
2020

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