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he/him • phd, Shakespeare, early modern drama, media, [post]humanism • horror, games, interactive fiction, rowdy wit • game studies study buddy @rangedtouch

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Retweeted by old, chill michael lutzSuck my big honest dick
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Retweeted by old, chill michael lutzNetflix is really releasing a white saviour film on Ethiopian Jews seeking asylum in Israel when they’re literally… https://t.co/9MfrGZF0rj
Retweeted by old, chill michael lutzHoly shit!!! https://t.co/3SVbjAbMFF
Retweeted by old, chill michael lutzIt will absolutely be neither https://t.co/NWA6C3EgN7
Retweeted by old, chill michael lutzI love to kiss my cat until he is angryIf the moon landing happened today, people would be too busy going to comic conFolks, https://t.co/mrB4mzTvLL
7/21
2019
@WarrenIsDead can't believe we didn't celebrate the 50th anniversary of nasa proving this in 1968 https://t.co/LVm4qvKyH0
Retweeted by old, chill michael lutzthe moon is larger than earth
Retweeted by old, chill michael lutzDid you know that the moon is bigger than the earth
Retweeted by old, chill michael lutzwhen i die, it will probably be in a fire at the abandoned steel mill and the camera will probably cut away before you can confirm anything
Retweeted by old, chill michael lutzwho is responsible for using life on mars in the watchmen trailer because doctor manhattan is alive on mars, and ar… https://t.co/zj2Ujq5UxC
Retweeted by old, chill michael lutzEvery 100 years these mysterious bipedal sea turtles return to the same beach to through ancient rites make homage… https://t.co/2fgxJen7WS @lizardengland Wow really going all out with the watch_dogs AI huhwhen subby cant wait! https://t.co/g9MxeIy6bm
Retweeted by old, chill michael lutzHave at long last finished this episode. God bless and keep Cam and Michael for allowing me to never have to fini… https://t.co/WhdFND5vgN
Retweeted by old, chill michael lutzPlay the award-winning narrative game about traveling and telling stories in a folkloric Depression-era United Stat… https://t.co/DUUQJ8sGQv
Retweeted by old, chill michael lutzLet the bears pay the bear tax! https://t.co/yP4O5gGmyQ
Retweeted by old, chill michael lutz @WarrenIsDead ......meowed down
Retweeted by old, chill michael lutzjoyously running into the woods without looking both ways and getting mowed down by the totoro catbusWe asked readers to share their experiences of being told to "go back" to their country. Sixteen thousand readers r… https://t.co/ThdniDQ1KS
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Retweeted by old, chill michael lutzThere are almost as many registered Republicans in New York City (~524,000) as there are people in Wyoming (~578,00… https://t.co/jbtqJwBgMZ
Retweeted by old, chill michael lutzwhen I have my queer furry polycule buried with me like a pharaoh https://t.co/EUhnZCrHTp @dreamoforgonon @kamilumin I assumed it went without sayingimagining Fallout-style post-apocalyptic cargo cult gangsters growing up around Twitter archives calling themselves "Dril's Wives"
Retweeted by old, chill michael lutzlife is like silent hill because the more explicit attention you pay to the cult behind everything, the less interesting stuff is overall
Retweeted by old, chill michael lutzi'd say it's a cult of personality, but everyone in it is distinctly void of anything that could be charitably described as a personality
Retweeted by old, chill michael lutzBAE: come over ME: i gotta save the president's daughter from a cult BAE: my parents aren't home ME: http://t.co/jUBIEyFjHO
Retweeted by old, chill michael lutzfrom the Wikipedia page of the last survivor of the Titanic https://t.co/Za58P48Pil https://t.co/TK2aGGzTVh
Retweeted by old, chill michael lutzThe New Babel Movement, also known as "the Church of Neologism," is a cult-like[16][17][18] pseudoreligious[17][18]… https://t.co/O2XTePJEw4Spring 2022. President Marianne Williamson ensures each American of their entitlement to unlimited free screenings… https://t.co/VHjNss3fBo*sighs, nodding* yeah yeah "somebody grab a towel." Thats what you want to hear, right. you animals https://t.co/Q59doAy3uUyour song is in poor taste. my father died of the summertime blues
Retweeted by old, chill michael lutzyou bet your ass this is me scrolling the timeline https://t.co/qSMnsCEKrton today a day of murderheat I had to do a transfer station run and then go get gas for the truck and the gas stati… https://t.co/J6WK81xduvThe U.S. has overthrown the elected leaders of... Afghanistan, Argentina, Angola, Bolivia, Brazil, Chile, Chi… https://t.co/KrbEEWLujH
Retweeted by old, chill michael lutzRemember when the right tried to blame Notre Dame burning down on Muslims hellbent on destroying western civilizati… https://t.co/31dKwT7krQ
Retweeted by old, chill michael lutzLaura Loomer, now suing Facebook for half-a-trillion dollars claiming to be a victim of antisemitism, in 2017 tweet… https://t.co/LaZFBcZZqO
Retweeted by old, chill michael lutzAt your parents' request you take out the trash, but the bag splits on the curb; all your baby pictures fall out. #ominousevents
Retweeted by old, chill michael lutzOverheard in grad lounge: "Baby clothes are such a waste. Being a baby is the only time in life where it's *okay* to just have underwear."
Retweeted by old, chill michael lutzAmazing, funny and Crazy videos! Watch baby laughs! Looks in corner where nothing is and laughs adorably! The baby loves to laugh at nothing
Retweeted by old, chill michael lutzOh no, my baby teeth fell out! Pardon the mess! (brushes enormous pile of children's teeth back into burlap sack and throws it into closet)
Retweeted by old, chill michael lutzUse the arrow keys to help Kurt Vonnegut navigate the nursery. Use the space bar to teach babies to be kind. Watch the clock, and good luck!
Retweeted by old, chill michael lutz*Adam Sandler baby voice* Our lifestyle is not ecologically sustainable
Retweeted by old, chill michael lutzoh, these babies? *flexes biceps* yeah, i got 'em by doing my chores
Retweeted by old, chill michael lutzmy gf's sister's sister-in-law is naming her baby Logan, "after Wolverine," but got upset when she found out Wolverine is pro-vaccination
Retweeted by old, chill michael lutz"hey baby" http://t.co/FyT97b4FtZ
Retweeted by old, chill michael lutzThis baby is literally so smol he can squirm out of the cage where his siblings live & does so to beg for my cuddles http://t.co/AJ4CV8ZGE1
Retweeted by old, chill michael lutzPRECIOUS BABY SHIVERS http://t.co/yUBTUhTrGp
Retweeted by old, chill michael lutzALL HAIL THE CAULBEARERS! PRAISE BE TO THE TOTALLY SAFE AND RARE BABIES! https://t.co/s2DZRQP9Yp
Retweeted by old, chill michael lutzregretfully i announce that the Muppet Babies Polyamory Roleplay Forums is looking for a Scooter since our last one was jailed for tax fraud
Retweeted by old, chill michael lutzthis is SICK!!!! american liberal CULTURE OF DEATH and FEMINIST AGENDA demands not only to EAT THE BABIES but now t… https://t.co/DvM5Nu88Mi
Retweeted by old, chill michael lutzit was Hemingway who first noticed that merchants will buy back Baby Shoes (Perfect Condition) for one more Gold than for which they sell
Retweeted by old, chill michael lutzIt's Friday night, baby. You know what that means, https://t.co/wwdKzyXRMK
Retweeted by old, chill michael lutzbaby i hear the blues foretellin' / god's ruin and our doom
Retweeted by old, chill michael lutzirl human child "john karkat" is 9 years old as of yesterday. happy birthday https://t.co/iOAFc2UY83
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Retweeted by old, chill michael lutzFinal Fantasy X-2 https://t.co/gPZXDzYKReFashion Magic https://t.co/22NIYWXHjL
7/20
2019
One of the many awful things about the American healthcare system is it treats everyone as a bunch of potential fra… https://t.co/1zUox6Ni8Y
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Retweeted by old, chill michael lutzsweaty boy summer https://t.co/ulf5qcxoMkmy thoughts are it's ironic that the last people who didnt love it and tried to leave were the white southerners wh… https://t.co/UWaMUklUnn
Retweeted by old, chill michael lutz @dialacina Post church picsMedia archeology in the news https://t.co/3EMPu4OsIE
Retweeted by old, chill michael lutzas a quaker, the idea that a "church" is a building rather than a community of people is abhorrent to me, and so al… https://t.co/KcXePqimuhfrankly if your church doesn't look like it could be a terrifying derelict spaceship then gtfoSpeaking of Art Deco churches, here's the Catholic Church of St. Augustine (1935), Brussels, by Léon Guiannotte and… https://t.co/RVMD3yckBb
Retweeted by old, chill michael lutzA British person could tell you “you’ve got a bloody nose” & you might think they’re just telling you you have a no… https://t.co/Cdvzdd7ox1
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Retweeted by old, chill michael lutz @DarkPrimus he changed all his display stuff to impersonate the official Cats movie account and started posting about cat dicks"back-to-back halloween sequels" oh you mean thanksgiving and christmas?wizened crone: you will never be defeated until someone carries wood to your castle from a nearby forest me, a gen… https://t.co/iNgGUPci6x @AChillGhost ty @AChillGhost yeah it was really cool!!! good environmental catastrophe imageryso while doing my research I got to imagine the very clear moment where Shakespeare looked up from his copy of Holi… https://t.co/800Op9pb1hShakespeare adapts Macbeth from Holinshed's Chronicles, and Holinshed for whatever reason renders this prophecy as… https://t.co/sWUnfmoel0that said, the first part there? about the trees moving? good stuff! it's the perfect little bit of verbal ambiguit… https://t.co/ZcTvPovl9Sso everyone knows that Macbeth will not be defeated "until Great Birnam Wood to high Dunsinane Hill" and Macbeth mo… https://t.co/dUwyRFqXVzbecause i'm reviewing these proofs but also procrastinating i want to talk briefly about like one moment of spectac… https://t.co/njb8Sz6QAw @yellowcardigan me and you, in the background of a house party scene from a 1998 teen romcom: hehehehehe dude[To Travis Bickle] That’s a mirror
Retweeted by old, chill michael lutzListen to @sidneyfussell. The problem with FaceApp is structural, not individual. https://t.co/slwL6eHgqy https://t.co/WstRt1QGQs
Retweeted by old, chill michael lutzI wrote about storming Area 51 and how it is about nostalgia for a time when the horrors of governance were less ou… https://t.co/mxRlH7hWWD
Retweeted by old, chill michael lutz @SamFateKeeper yeah it's wild! back when i was still teaching one of my go-to activities was always having students… https://t.co/wdce4tvgUealso this is from my old curiouscat, which is archived here and filled with lots of bullshit of varying interest https://t.co/bqVan2MDE2it's me, your friend who is always going to remind you that your ability to process things you see is historically conditioned by ideologythanks to the weird looking movie people are talking about "medieval cats" again so it's time for me to repost one… https://t.co/NVNkJPZ75Vnever knew this -- it took a newly-hired (gay) programmer, oblivious to office drama, to implement gay people in ba… https://t.co/AAjW8zRhBI
Retweeted by old, chill michael lutz @SamFateKeeper apparently????? @craig_mcfarlane And beloved by average Americans everywherewhen you see the OP of the joke when you log in of a morning and then see it stolen by someone else during your lun… https://t.co/B9lQsAMZFEgoes without saying but this is pure, unmitigated evil https://t.co/Afp55iFkDI
Retweeted by old, chill michael lutz @WarrenIsDead "We didn't start the fire, it was the Jews who done it."
Retweeted by old, chill michael lutzhttps://t.co/KOqgo3tLmQif you don't like people criticizing america why don't you move to a different country and listen to people criticize that governmentIf Ilhan Omar has to go “back” can we also deport everyone who says they’re 1/16 Irish on St. Patrick’s Day
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7/19
2019

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