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Liverpool FC Fan • Not impersonating Fernando Torres

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Joined Twitter 5/1/18


@GOcrazyFutbol I work as a bouncer so my sleep schedule is messed up“Werner will become a Liverpool player if Klopp decides to buy him and Werner decides to join” Great journalism by… https://t.co/OLlzs2XsU4 @Vintage_Utd @Cameron78674958 Then I think at that point you should adopt the same thing I have when it comes to Fi… https://t.co/7biYaaqTTy @Vintage_Utd For the record I do think Martial is having a better season than Firmino thus far Firmino is really u… https://t.co/ogIpodhIxl @Vintage_Utd I think the difference is what AWB and Trent do is more easily measured by stats than what Firmino does @Vintage_Utd The thing is you’re pointing to an apparent inconsistency in logic where one isn’t present A False 9… https://t.co/0n6DHepX82 @BVuksanovich @willsmi06693584 @Vintage_Utd Ever consider theyre the best team in the world BECAUSE they have players like him? @BVuksanovich @willsmi06693584 @Vintage_Utd Not even close @BVuksanovich @willsmi06693584 @Vintage_Utd Europa League clean sheets bud @BVuksanovich @willsmi06693584 @Vintage_Utd He has the quality to actually place the cross in dangerous areas and a… https://t.co/iI548h6goe @BVuksanovich @willsmi06693584 @Vintage_Utd No he wouldn’t @BVuksanovich @willsmi06693584 @Vintage_Utd Tackles are opportunity based statistics, crosses are not @BVuksanovich @willsmi06693584 @Vintage_Utd Shock as player who is good at crossing crosses the ball a lot @BVuksanovich @Vintage_Utd Except that’s not true at all and an actually laughable comment to make @BVuksanovich @Vintage_Utd Learn how stats work and grow up maybe? @BVuksanovich @Vintage_Utd Okay Trent could have had like 50 what’s your point? @BVuksanovich @Vintage_Utd He has 2 assists from an xA of 2.69 Where is this idea that he “should have 5 or 6”? @big_bature Finishing has been subpar“Keita has done nothing since hes come, were better off playing Hendo and Milly in midfield” https://t.co/ZCz4AYpX17
Retweeted by CarsonTrent and Robbo are joint-13th in the Premier League for assists. By a team. https://t.co/a8YeNbImot
Retweeted by Carson @DeBruyneBetter @KenkeySugar @BabyKeith8 The ones where he pocketed him??? At 18 https://t.co/t0iU3acC12 https://t.co/kJGvvCSNQN
Retweeted by CarsonOne of the greatest managers of all time out here explaining his reasoning using stats like xG But boomers on FT w… https://t.co/tNljr5vaN5
2/26
2020
@Vintage_Utd The point of this is to say that Trent’s defending>>>>>>AWB’s attacking Tell Trent just to defend and… https://t.co/vocd0v3ddR @Vintage_Utd TAA has the same amount of career UCL goals and assists as Martial in 2 less appearances btw Also has… https://t.co/KDZlaO2dPO @Adstanbo It’s no different than debating with friends, there’s always fun in discussing @kanteisnotaCDM @jam1etay85 @ivan_i94 No he’s not lolAlso why are we only talking about goals? Firmino is Top 5 in the league for assists, why is that suddenly not relevant?Martial and Firmino don’t play the same position, unless your knowledge of football is as simple as FIFA-esque “wel… https://t.co/xtdMqIPKuY“AWB isn’t asked to create as much as TAA” Because he’s not good at it, and he definitely does get forwardFirmino being a False 9 is an explanation for his lower output, of his role was to simply score he would, but it’s… https://t.co/zE19pHt1ZdThis is actually the dumbest thing I’ve ever read https://t.co/evJ9Emltny @AnfieldEffect It’s not evidence that stats mean nothing it’s just a stat used by someone who doesn’t understand how stats workI still can't get over this tweet. Everything about it kills me. Why is the opening clip him losing out to an aeria… https://t.co/R8ifbAv2cA
Retweeted by CarsonJust because Alphonso Davies got an assist against Chelsea people are actually trying to say Davies > Trent. The ma… https://t.co/00ArkSpf1U
Retweeted by Carson @JacobTaschler @AnfieldEffect Yes, they do, only idiots suggest otherwiseThe Anfield atmosphere is such a myth ffs just listen to this https://t.co/alVU9p2GNr @OrigiRoIe @utdcarlos She is but not in this video, just cringe in this28 @premierleague seasons no team has finished with more points than Liverpool are on course for BUT 2nd and 3rd… https://t.co/lFhAdPckcl
Retweeted by Carson @babuyagu Tbf the players he has coached have been pretty insaneThe only defender to ever reach 12 assists in a single Premier League season is Trent Alexander-Arnold. He’s now… https://t.co/4lPlpDIW6i
Retweeted by CarsonI’d say a team that won the Champions League last season and are going unbeaten in the best league in the world are… https://t.co/kXO0o0ipcv
Retweeted by CarsonBaptisms performed in 2020: 2 Goals conceded in 2020: 2 Nine bonkers stats that prove Alisson is the best goalkeep… https://t.co/ruRTutYfyU
Retweeted by Carson @neiltmufc @MelissaReddy_ The opposition up the other three finalists in Europe’s two competitions Crazy how every… https://t.co/wXa8nnQUzrIt's February. #LFC have already won as many points this season as Man Utd's 98-99 treble winners. They've triumphe… https://t.co/dav0QGOFS9
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2/25
2020
@sadiokanye @umirf1 Top video on YouTube has 27m views cba @umirf1 @sadiokanye Sorry dude with no name, gatekeeper of names @umirf1 @sadiokanye And @sadiokanye @umirf1 If I’ve had to google them. They’re not a legend. @umirf1 @sadiokanye You tried @umirf1 @sadiokanye You lost all ability to roast when you decided to listen to something that sounds like a deaf person saying “mom’s deaf” @sadiokanye @umirf1 https://t.co/Q9ZReawb8u @umirf1 Then you’re afraid to say your actual name, not sure which is worse @sadiokanye @umirf1 https://t.co/lNxhBCRRZc @umirf1 Okay Yasiin @443344444hhh @HS_10Ftbol Right, I’ve totally gassed him up today youre right @umirf1 Yeah, no you haven’t @umirf1 When you’ve watched 2 minutes of Liverpool and become an expertMinutes per assist in their club careers: • Phillip Lahm - 641 minutes • Maicon - 628 minutes • Dani Carvajal - 4… https://t.co/jKmEgkbGxB
Retweeted by Carson @WeetabixA @billymcfc_ Who are you? @IeeSZN VAR is the only reason it wasn’t 4-2 lolIs this the most undeserving title win in the Premier League? RT for more votes 👀
Retweeted by Carson @billymcfc_ You don’t play your best because we made it so, because Klopp’s Liverpool was the perfect antithesis to that City side @Nabyllionaire We were poor first half and people needed a scapegoat, Ox played great so people assume that No Keit… https://t.co/9NHe08RfxBWhen he plays, Naby Keita brings the unheralded contribution of Roberto Firmino without the unwavering support. Th… https://t.co/nROQV5HKx0
Retweeted by Carson @billymcfc_ If it was just a one off game then sure, but it wasn’t. It was three games. @McCoyNiall No, but if you’re asking for my opinion then Keita is better technically but Hendo has other factors th… https://t.co/c3GjnV42c1 @billymcfc_ It’s dumb because the same team minus key players rolled over the team you’re talking about @AnfieldEffect Then if you aren’t saying he was awful then this tweet doesn’t really pertain to you then now does it? @HS_10Ftbol What’s more, he basically has to be MOTM or he’s considered to have had a bad performance @JoelYNWA8 That’s kind of exactly my point, it’s a double standard @McCoyNiall What does that have to do with literally anything? @AnfieldEffect Except he didn’t play dreadful, at all @billymcfc_ You’re literally the one that tweeted this weirdo, don’t cry when people call out how dumb it isNaby Keita vs West Ham United: - 57 minutes - 90% Pass success - 2 Chances created - 1/1 Accurate long balls -… https://t.co/ITNoy1VeCH
Retweeted by Carson @billymcfc_ How many times did Napoli beat us this season?If Liverpool FT has taught me anything, it’s that if Keita doesn’t score or assist, he has had a disasterclass @Nathazette And 90% of your following is based on showing your arse.
Retweeted by CarsonDidn't they get 100 points in a season without him? We were barely top 4 before Van Dijk https://t.co/l2ZAJ0sdab
Retweeted by CarsonYour 17/18 team lost 3 times to this team minus Fabinho, Alisson and CB Gomez Not to mention Trent and Robbo have… https://t.co/TXEY4nswbcEveryone report him. Get him bagged. @Dripzawa https://t.co/1hEN7RtItu
Retweeted by Carson @Nathazette https://t.co/v83EH5LeUn11 games to win just 4...The real travesty of tonight is this is the first PL game that Gomez and Van Dijk have conceded more than a single goalAlmost broke the record minutes laterTrent just equalled the record for most assists by a defender in a single PL season It’s February, and he holds th… https://t.co/qyBNSfGUlCNaby won 5/6 tackles and played two key passes in that half.
Retweeted by CarsonJon Moss really is trying his hardest isn’t heWe got this. Have faith
Retweeted by CarsonNothing good ever comes from Opta tweeting like this https://t.co/4gUuQ8nVWi @AnfieldEffect He’s already had 2 key passes?Keita has the highest XGbuild per touch in the league He’s been involved in more goals per90 than any Liverpool pl… https://t.co/Z35nBR8p7f
Retweeted by Carson @DanHendo27 Two games were incomplete so they don’t count as clean sheets @Utsavsingh_fcb @goal Probably cause he isn’t toxicAlso Mahrez? What is he doing there?Such a weird post, Bruno Fernandes has played 270 minutes of Premier League football I could watch the extended ed… https://t.co/V0XgkoXfEB @OzilThings So shameless, how many were at Arsenal? How many were even in the past few seasons? He’s clearly talki… https://t.co/DjCWAMYcFP @HitmanAuba @badboykola @unlimitedUTD @Auba_SZN Great rebuttal @badboykola @unlimitedUTD @Auba_SZN It doesn’t take into account heat maps, it’s position, hth (Trent for example) https://t.co/QyGQDDJ8lI @badboykola @unlimitedUTD @Auba_SZN Nope https://t.co/zlgjwEHbvL
2/24
2020

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