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brett barnes @we_are_brettb California, USA

379 Following   22 Followers   134 Tweets

Joined Twitter 10/10/14


Thinking that my wife purposely cleans the house better when I’m at work to try to convince herself that I’m the me… https://t.co/YVikZ6QkEC @joerogan https://t.co/i1Yoz3hr1c
5/27
2020
@theweeknd #hardesttolove song reminds me of some @PostalService , Nooice!!! https://t.co/OS5qsKL62t
5/24
2020
@AmazonHelp Need to update some billing info, when I enter my new address on your site it says “address invalid” @amazon what’s up with customer service? No ones there?
5/17
2020
@dc_mma @gloverteixeira Dang that was tonight!?! Can’t believe I missed it
5/14
2020
@Variety Poor you https://t.co/02UBOZFnf8
5/6
2020
@elonmusk I need a blender
5/1
2020
@VanceMiller13 You have a cat named Phil? Noice! @VanceMiller13 IPA and lotion from the lean crib works wonders
4/29
2020
@VanceMiller13 https://t.co/TLqX4xGpK3
4/20
2020
@GlennHowerton just thought you should have been in #SONIC as the cop character for some reason
4/18
2020
@ThatKevinSmith @AuntieAnnes @Sbarro All hail the true king! Always went here mostly because there was never a line… https://t.co/jsTWWylZdC
4/9
2020
@Ask_Spectrum is it me or are there outages freakin everywhere?? @teeepaigee I’m about to cancel 😤 @Ask_Spectrum what’s up with your connection?
4/8
2020
@designerscott @pcgamer Bahaha!!! @theweeknd just listened to you new album #AfterHours ! Well done! It takes me back for some reason . #goodlistenhttps://t.co/ZbKnWyFc7e
4/7
2020
@JayhabXbox @XboxSupport My buddy was on YouTube and it crashed he said @XboxSupport noooooooo!!! What just happened? Just crashed!
4/3
2020
@VanceMiller13 Haven’t watched it yet but can’t wait
4/2
2020
@RMcElhenney since when are you a zombie hunter? https://t.co/MtR2pkuXmk
3/31
2020
@daxshepard You’ve had your shot in Hollywood, it’s my turn! Mwahahaha!!
3/30
2020
@cityandcolour just heard your cover of #twilight by #elliotsmith . Well done!! Gettin me through this #Quarantinehttps://t.co/tAhpUJxrwn
3/25
2020
@DelTaco please don’t shut down, I can’t make it with out you!
3/17
2020
@TheNotoriousMMA Not quite there yet but he will get it soon . Lol. #billiondollarstrut https://t.co/yy4zWqIdQa
3/9
2020
@DawsRandall @espn @espnmma Lol, yea it keeps on cutting out on my endOk it’s working for now , let’s see if it’s gonna be one of those nights⁦@espn⁩ ⁦@espnmma⁩ #espn+ What’s up with your app https://t.co/zX2B7nm8ok
3/8
2020
@ProperWhiskey @TheNotoriousMMA Me too !! https://t.co/gp1oNhBiAu
3/1
2020
@danieltosh 😢😢😢 https://t.co/INEupFWdKo @KingJames I could tell from round 1 something was off with #wylder
2/23
2020
@chrissyteigen https://t.co/mmOGk1KUy9 @anne_theriault Just saw it, kinda disturbed me a little bit.
2/10
2020
@ThatKevinSmith @Lionsgateathome Just saw the reboot! Loved it! One for the fans for sure!!
1/26
2020
@awolnation @alexanderebert @EdwardSharpe Last time I heard #imarobot you were on tour with them . UTIOG was dope a… https://t.co/NgtROhecTO @ABC7 @ConwayShow Oh yea!!! https://t.co/zniemAR4SE
1/25
2020
@IGN Me in 2021 trying to remember what the shows about https://t.co/bTN0u8Yhco
1/8
2020
@AndrewYang dude can you just win already! https://t.co/WQlI2dTFsa @MKBHD are you from the future?
1/6
2020
@awolnation kill your heroes is definitely my 2020 song
1/4
2020
@BillandTed3 Ted! Don’t forget to wind your watch!
1/1
2019
@prattprattpratt dude your pretty flexible! https://t.co/cbv7h8gOMg
12/30
2019
@SnowpiercerTV so i just saw your commercial and the theme song was “Pure Imagination”from Wolly Wonka! Are you trying to hint us something? @AndrewYang Just donated!! Merry Christmas!
12/25
2019
@Apple I spent all my money on my kids and wife for Christmas , Can you be my Santa? #MacPro #Apple https://t.co/EwCJORz3vf
12/23
2019
@XboxSupport why is this happening on my Xbox one x ?
12/21
2019
Who do you like better #BabuFrik or the #porgs? #TheRiseOfSkywalker #StarWarsTheRiseofSkywalkerhttps://t.co/Gy1JADMgnG
12/20
2019
@THR @BillandTed3 @Winter You might be a king or a street sweeper, but sooner or later you’ll dance with the reaper! -death-
12/17
2019
@EW Thank god! https://t.co/A7f7a8n4EW @starwars Please don’t be like this guy https://t.co/bvxvNPCKr0 @starwars @1854 @eBay Please don’t mess this up https://t.co/bcWWThoveb
12/14
2019
Make me a sandwich now #HowToTreatMeIn5Words
12/9
2019
@Oggis so I just ate your pizza and all I have to say is wow!! Super good!! https://t.co/X4KoX0bNjg
12/8
2019
@AndyRichter Good man, @DelTaco would appreciate your experiment https://t.co/suEqrg2LCZ @AndyRichter Oh so your a fancy boy, drinking cups with pinky up kinda dude. @DelTaco is king! https://t.co/uYyQmiltlR @rickygervais https://t.co/WItxuBTa6y @DisneyParks How about you reduce ticket prices. https://t.co/QQNbfMrDiS
12/5
2019
@elonmusk Oh god,this should be a hoot! @Variety Never!! https://t.co/UO2BCHEvEx
12/1
2019
#InternationalMensDay https://t.co/L3RlpjUv2nIn honor of the #GettysburgAddress https://t.co/9AsqvUqLRr
11/19
2019
@brysonbaylor Awesome video!!
11/15
2019
⁦@disneyplus⁩ What’s going wrong then , I can’t try again later! Not working 🤬 https://t.co/vFH8FZUpy2
11/12
2019
@WalkingDead_AMC https://t.co/NbEonw8ykV
11/8
2019
It feels good to see a good quality movie, rather than super hero this, super hero that! Well done #TheKing #Netflix
11/3
2019
Sup bro, do you think George of the jungle is ready for this west coast beat down?#AskDiaz
10/30
2019
@Born2Booze13 @JeffBezos Most definitely! Not without buying your mom a new house so she doesn’t have to live with that ghost anymore! Lol.
10/25
2019
@DomReyes Congrats!! Celebrate !! https://t.co/OkZ8G0Kf2Z
10/19
2019
@DelTaco I knew it, awesome ! Would love to eat that again someday!You guys are all wrong, but close. #Fortnite #FortniteChapter2 #Epicgames #fortniteevent
10/14
2019
@DelTaco back in the 90s did you guys have an orange milkshake, I swear you did.
10/11
2019
All I thought about when I saw the rock #Netflix #InTheTallGrass https://t.co/vxPVc34SrU
10/7
2019
@realDonaldTrump https://t.co/ewur85d9IK
9/26
2019
@franklinleonard No this is! https://t.co/1hDJnRykPI @TreyQuinn9 @HotepJesus Yup! Lol. @GOT7Official #HeyGuysItsJinyoungDay #SiliconValley https://t.co/HUjNP1R3KP
9/21
2019
@tim_cook Sim’on https://t.co/3U1hhst2oJ
9/15
2019
@AndrewYang @genuinetan @reddit https://t.co/HoqR69qpK2
9/14
2019
@say_shannon @AndyRichter It’s ok, we have other things to worry about.
9/12
2019
Update #MajorEmergencyStructureFire; INC#0008; 1:00AM; 1915 E 7th St; https://t.co/M3dDOHTors; #Downtown; The fire… https://t.co/x6qpHIKLnk
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9/9
2019
@TheNotoriousMMA #mysticmac I got porier for the win 3rd round! But habib looks he wants to sniff balls again!… https://t.co/kzhJfyeZEh @Variety @ATT https://t.co/oig7u6ygqp @Variety @ATT https://t.co/FOW8x91051 @jimmyjohns https://t.co/FtK3PZ3PkN
9/7
2019
Got my free side from @jimmyjohns rewards program!!! While I was there had to get a sandwich too!! #clublulu all da… https://t.co/eD5UhrO9j5
9/6
2019
@Variety https://t.co/PC6QYNXWuE
8/30
2019
@arielhelwani https://t.co/XJnYZ4jknS
8/28
2019
@billboard https://t.co/b4ulHUfOtZ
8/13
2019
@cityofvv @CityofHesperia @AppleValleyCA #fightagainstlupus Come help our local hairdressers in there fight agains… https://t.co/7CpGTQoMHx @TomArnold https://t.co/coXFxoqO55 @Avengers What was thanos cooking before he got his head chopped off?
8/3
2019
#sleep #SleepDeprived #sanbernardino county #doesntlookgood https://t.co/HxOasUX30q @VanceMiller13 Lol, mine was at 62
8/2
2019
@KevinHart4real Too early for all this positivity https://t.co/erzvOEQvj1
7/30
2019
@TheNotoriousMMA #ballsniffer https://t.co/qL3A1qkDNq
7/28
2019
@NVIDIAGeForce #twistedmetal #sweettooth https://t.co/NaOhBKNTyc
7/26
2019
@IGN #loveandthunder ? https://t.co/W2HsjYSs4I
7/21
2019
@danawhite @espn Thank god its on @espn not on #espn+ . https://t.co/110d9JKtl4
7/20
2019
@PaulyShore @SeanAstin #shooosh https://t.co/1A3AOIW2dD
7/19
2019

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