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Old money. Eats bugs. He/Him, Ace/Aro. https://t.co/ADCRkxsgcl

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Joined Twitter 10/23/11


friend: you have to stop envying every single person you know when they find success in something you haven't. it's… https://t.co/M03kc6kLTm
Retweeted by Wealthy Aardvark @helenchathams @heymermaid You never climbed trees as a kid?that belt... doesnt even...hold up his pants..... https://t.co/lVWXcd5isD
Retweeted by Wealthy Aardvark @katbamkapow I was scrolling back through a Discord server's animal channel while looking for a video today, and I… https://t.co/Kbo4O6LkzT
8/18
2019
Found my cat’s phone, just hundreds of photos of me sleeping. Weird.
Retweeted by Wealthy AardvarkPumpkin acting a fool 😂🎃 https://t.co/H1M08I1SDR
Retweeted by Wealthy AardvarkAbsolutely obsessed with this northern English farmer who posts daily tiktoks of him opening his barn and all his n… https://t.co/z2tchw3tgf
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Retweeted by Wealthy AardvarkHouse Republican Mass Shooting Strategy Revealed In Leaked Memo: Blame the Left, Minimize White Supremacy Role https://t.co/aGbgeaO96O
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Retweeted by Wealthy AardvarkWalked to Devil's Dyke. Rewarded with the sun. https://t.co/yXHzQm5kY9
Retweeted by Wealthy AardvarkIt's Saturday, baby https://t.co/UhKuciND46
Retweeted by Wealthy AardvarkIt's black cat appreciation day!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's Wriggly's day!!!!!!!!! https://t.co/qfL5vRL6D4
Retweeted by Wealthy Aardvarkmasking spoilers is unfortunately very confusing for fans of my fantasy trilogy, "reign of the 13"
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8/17
2019
Mario is finally revealed to be Patrick Klepek, thus making Mario Maker Mornings a truly devastating look at the te… https://t.co/xfnrlkQy2w
Retweeted by Wealthy AardvarkToday at 4pm LIVE on Kotaku's Twitch channel @108 and I will be starting a new series called Tim Teaches Jason (And… https://t.co/Xk18AoDNQH
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Retweeted by Wealthy Aardvark*ignoring a cutscene that clearly explains what i should be doing while i check twitter, listen to a podcast and wa… https://t.co/nDPlle3aXA
Retweeted by Wealthy AardvarkBald Man Just Going To Have To Accept Entire Head Will Turn Bright Red From Time To Time https://t.co/Bd2KobKTqR https://t.co/Uy7V07ZQTm
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Retweeted by Wealthy Aardvarka lot of people seem to think Zeno's Paradoxes were about a "contradictory proof of theories of motion and position… https://t.co/cCD69zuZ6L
Retweeted by Wealthy AardvarkSpace could be filled with vampires, but we would never know, because telescopes use mirrors.
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8/16
2019
this is the only thing i've thought about today #FireEmblemThreeHouses https://t.co/C9U0j4J2X5
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Retweeted by Wealthy AardvarkAccidentally putting a half-eaten chocolate bar in the party's Key Items pocket, rendering it unable to be eaten fo… https://t.co/nhwc6pffrx
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Retweeted by Wealthy Aardvark @heymermaid @helenchathams Gone are the days when "Lionshield Banknote" was the best D&D character name I'd heard
Retweeted by Wealthy AardvarkConstantly mad that despite my love of D&D, I will never surpass @helenchathams’ character Honeylizard Godpirate https://t.co/woZAQJEYga
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8/15
2019
he's a Fat Cat fan! #FFXIV #FF14 https://t.co/skAKTYM7IC
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8/14
2019
#野菜の国の冒険 https://t.co/vCYRhx4tXX
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Retweeted by Wealthy Aardvarka teen approached me at the food court and said "I see you wore your clown costume today" and i spent the next 9 hours processing the insult
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8/13
2019
what is up, fellow birds? https://t.co/EwtVj2KVLH
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Retweeted by Wealthy AardvarkIdk if that's been done before but here we go :D I really enjoyed Majima from the movie, so I decided to redraw thi… https://t.co/VPcFEFA6QY
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8/12
2019

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