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The Royle Family: Queen of Sheba on Gold right now is such a beautiful piece of TV. The world is so much worse off… @ian262 Totally agree @PaulHeatonSolo.You see, Paul Heaton is one of the greatest living lyricists. #forgotten80s
Retweeted by Dave Jones 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏳️‍🌈If the “God Hates Fags” lot picket your funeral, that’s a sign of a life well lived. #LouisTherouxFull of roast dinner and enjoying the return of the central heating. How these animals ever survived in the wild is… @richardtill @DrJEMcK He looks like he’s received a police caution for holding his wand in public. @richardtill @DrJEMcK He’s escaped from The LabyrinthMelanie (the daughter) is on #FamilyFortunes now.... one of the team at Prince Charles Hospital @CwmTafMorgannwg @DrJEMcK I know. I am shocked and stunned.Deeply Dipsticks @drp297 @nazwarner @Stiniog It was a lovely view from that operating theatre though, could see all the way to the Mumbles. @nazwarner @Stiniog @drp297 You’ve never lived hard until the vascular surgeons are called in from St Elsewhere, an… @garthomas78 Nor have I. Never seen it. Absolutely no interest in it either, which is odd for me. @garthomas78 Haha. That’s not a mask. It’s one of those ragger things for them to have a tug-of-war over. @drp297 Every anaesthetic war story starts with the words: “It was a straightforward day-case gynae list”.Make me do an elective day case list., SHO, Registrar, Consultant.
Retweeted by Dave Jones 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏳️‍🌈To a dog, this must look like the execution wall from the Handmaid’s Tale...“Do I know it?! I fucking WROTE IT!!” I said, this is the new cause for washed up nobodies of yesteryear. @AthleticoMince So glad to see you back again 😁😁😁 @DrTomWalker Same @Lloyd_Rees @MammyRees @CwmTafMorgannwg I saw there is a PA to an Abercynon Exec post available. @HywelDaniel will… @Lloyd_Rees @MammyRees There’s admin and PA jobs going in @CwmTafMorgannwg: lockdown views from Merthyr Tydfil to lift your spirits. Come work for us 1 mile from Prince Charles Hospital.…
Retweeted by Dave Jones 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏳️‍🌈 @SAS_gas_Thomas @drp297 Yes, we usually get people from all over the UK visiting Bike Park Wales, running out of ta… @JackParryJones2 I see your Hancock point, but I raise you Marc François. @silv24 I see you’ve been having independent thoughts again, young lady.’s the absolute banality of it that’s the worst thing. Believe it or not, it’s actually quite boring to treat on ITU too.Can we have one day... ONE DAY... where we have a media blackout on COVID and we just watch cartoons instead? There… the South Wales and Western Regions Annual Spitting Competition. Hoping to get to the National Finals this y… @DrMikeThe2nd That’s very good.I made a pictorial summary of my thoughts on the current situation. I do think we need to remember why people are a…
Retweeted by Dave Jones 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏳️‍🌈 @theJeremyVine @GabrielScally That’s probably how it will be - on/off lockdowns until a vaccine or reliable treatme…
I didn’t think there was anything emptier than receiving an NHS Award... but then I watched Donald Trump endorse Am… @IanMartin It’s a beautiful line, and something I may have used in work too. @simonblackwell @DrSunnyThusu My left bollock with a smiley face drawn on it would have managed this better than Johnson. I know yo… @DrSunnyThusu You’re asking what’s the evidence for a non-existent scenario?Corbyn also faced the “worst Gov in history and all the shambles” - he still fucked that - twice. What’s your poin… @docrobperry @doctorwibble Like Clark Kent, he was unrecognisable with his glasses on.This is not a party political point, it’s a point about the personal failure of Johnson as a leader. He simply isn’… the scientific evidence would have actually been listened to, there would have been clarity in the messagin… you’d listened to me back then, you wouldn’t have given Johnson a majority and we wouldn’t be where we are now,… told you ages ago that dropping Corbyn was a good idea. @doctorwibble His son came to the resus room when he was doing helicopters... we didn’t realise who he was until he left. He was very quiet. @DrJEMcK @Medic_Russell @NikkiDavies22 Chicken Noodle here. @coollyndz I’ve been backstage with him during a production of Priscilla.Prince Charles done a telly thing #C4News 👀
Retweeted by Dave Jones 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏳️‍🌈 @DrJEMcK She is to you what Cerys Mathews is us. 😍 @DoctorChrisVT up medics and academics do similar, but hide behind a gossamer thin veneer of credibility. Not looking at anyone in particular....Yes, I am stretching the definition of “star” when referring to any member of the Corrs. Especially that bellend.What is it about washed up former stars that makes them talk down the threat of COVID? You never see a successful c… @LeightonAndrews Three and a half minutes. @EdHutchison Vers Intensivist is as far as I’m willing to goBREAKING: Boris Johnson has asked TV personality Sir Jimmy Savile to be Children’s Commissioner for the UK Governme… is like asking Harold Shipman to run the Marie Curie Hospices. @OwsWills @TheStevenThomas I have to give credit to @Aiannucci @IanMartin and co. for the original source. I nicked it from #VeepHe’s like one of the Pathetic Sharks from @vizcomicAnother day, and another day that Owen Jones has made quite the spectacle of himself.Whatever did happen to those water cannons that Johnson bought when he was Mayor of London?? @HPIAndyCowper That’s a Welsh Labour Government that the Mail are sticking the knife into, they haven’t suddenly ch… @TheStevenThomas @vaughangething I would extend my statement by saying that Matt Hancock managing this like using a…
Retweeted by Dave Jones 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏳️‍🌈 @TheStevenThomas @vaughangething I would extend my statement by saying that Matt Hancock managing this like using a… clarified by @vaughangething - the systems in Wales DO talk to each other, and this isn’t an issue this side of… @jodyaberdein @richardtill I did say in the interview that there were no “quick fixes” to this, and fad diets and p… @LeeGriff82 @AndrewMorganRCT I can’t give you numbers myself, although that data is available if you look for it. T… @fredsirieix1 Subway from Uber Eats #Lockdown @HarperL75661966 @theJeremyVine Do you think medics would really be playing along with this? You are aware of relat… @WelshGasDoc And making it all work across international governments, when clearly the UK clearly can’t cooperate with anyone at the moment
Retweeted by Dave Jones 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏳️‍🌈I am trying to write a CV for the first time in years. @AndrewMorganRCT Some of them, or people they know, will come to ITU soon enough. They won’t need an invite.And given the fractious relationship between us and Government, and trying to get doctors to do anything as one is… @MatSilk Something very therapeutic about using a cafe’s own complimentary WiFi to give them an absolute rinsing on TripAdvisor.To the COVID deniers who think this threat is a conspiracy dreamt up between Government and Healthcare Professional… @fredsirieix1 It’s a Serco app, run by Serco and only recognises Serco tests. They’ve stuck an NHS label on it to g… @HarperL75661966 @theJeremyVine Ok, to turn the question on it’s head, who would benefit from a conspiracy between… @richardtill @richardtill Nothing to sell here. Nothing worth selling. @theJeremyVine @allisonpearson No, and we’ll all need something to come back to afterwards. It’s not an either-or..… @theJeremyVine And even those that don’t have long COVID will still occupy NHS capacity, which makes it very diffic… @theJeremyVine Important to also note that the ones that don’t die can have lasting sequelae, and those that need h…“That sinking feeling of...not this again” 6 months on, we return to the Prince Charles Hospital in Merthyr Tydfil…
Retweeted by Dave Jones 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏳️‍🌈 @JonAshworth Yes, yes they have. UQ in the House on Monday please.I mean if the app is only really getting you to tap into places, why couldn’t we just use TripAdvisor? You get leave a review then at least.“Will. Did you admit on Twitter that the NHS Track and Trace app has no means of tracking, nor tracing, tests done… feel a bit sorry for the Junior Comms person behind the NHS Track and Trace account who kind of let the cat of th… really needs to be an Urgent Question about this in Parliament on Monday @JonAshworth @Jeremy_Hunt @HywelDaniel @MrBarrymore Top drawer entertainment, that’s what you saw there. I was transfixed by it.I think this needs to be Christmas No 1 @MrBarrymore was trained in the Malcolm Tucker school of team-building... @Dr_Ellie I’m sure you’re seeing it in the community more than me, but the number of elderly, vulnerable and comorb… @mrjamesob So this is the reason my phone doesn’t explode every time I go to work, I was wondering why. @javaidhj @CwmTafMorgannwg @dgrog @docdai @Shehnoor7 Yes. It’s at the Rhymney Block entrance, just in front of the…
A sitcom where the management board of NHS Track and Trace are played by the characters from #W1A please @BBC.Ahhhhh.... so this explains why my phone doesn’t explode when I go to work. The NHS COVID App isn’t including swabs… @diervilla @laurajanebroad Bae ColwynSome bloke out running “arrest Prince Andrew” 😂😂 The Valleys are a different breed ffs
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