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@jake_savin “These are MY MACHINES!!!” @DrAnnaRobson @OTJOnline If the ODP says “Would you like?” the answer is always “Yes please”. Suction/pressure/lo… @retrocoldplay Careful. @YavorRM It’s so easily done. The switch is right next to where the suction sits. Some newer machines have a plasti…“Oh fuck.... Anthony!! [ODP] Be a love and pass me an AmbuBag and some Propofol please. Thanks!” @PaulGroves82 I’ve actually done this myself. Just after talking to the F1 about human factors and unforced errors. 😬 @Jdon101_ I have before unplugged a piece of surgical equipment (in order to charge my phone)... and then blamed so… anybody who starts taking the monitors off without my prior say so, will receive a sharp boot up the arse from now on too. @Jdon101_ touching the anaesthetic machine, who is not a member of the anaesthetic team - or does not have express pe… are adults, some even labour party members, in 2020 who seriously believe tony blair is a war criminal. incredible.
Retweeted by Dave Jones 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏳️‍🌈What? You mean Rachael Swindon, Owen Jones and Richard Burgon’s Tweetstorms all counted for the square-root of fuck… @dr_dyb @bagheera79 @k_d85 (2.46-ish onwards) @dr_dyb @bagheera79 @k_d85 Did you know that Chas n Dave were sampled on “The Real Slim Shady”? That’s an interesti… best way he could serve the Party is disappearing so far to the backbenches, he’s out by the bins. hell. #facebooknews
Retweeted by Dave Jones 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏳️‍🌈If Keir Starmer was a cream based Indian dish, he’d be Keir Korma. is absolutely the best musical video for a number of years. @jamajestical @PaulHeatonSolo
Retweeted by Dave Jones 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏳️‍🌈The sound of a hundred skeletons rattling inside a hundred closets... @jamie_garr @amateuradam I’d use a Sorting Hat.
This is absolutely the best musical video for a number of years. @jamajestical @PaulHeatonSolo computer scientist responsible for cut, copy, and paste, has passed away agree with @amateuradam. If you work on the rather big assumption that A-Levels reflect anything other than your… hope European airports give a special dispensation (separate queues) for those of us who voted remain. @frozenwarning No. I’d go and hide before they arrived.I’d go for “B”, but would fire it into the ceiling - not the floor. oils and LED lamps will not protect against a virus. For the latest, factual information on…
Retweeted by Dave Jones 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏳️‍🌈.@DougStanhope: “I was surprised to find out the UK even had immigration law of any kind. As shitty and miserable a…
Retweeted by Dave Jones 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏳️‍🌈“The People’s Front of Judea? Fuck off! We’re the Judean Peoples’ Front!!!” @Aston365 @nursetracey @MattHancock They either won’t, or can’t. @BennettArron As a Centrist, I think they’re both idiots... but I can’t wait to watch them go head to head at the D… @jamesrbuk I hope the Coroner widens the inquest to look at the events leading up to Caroline Flack’s death; the le…
@RhonddaBryant @Dawn_Bowden At least we have a powerful Secretary of State banging the drum in the Cabinet for Wale…, you say? ***consults Roladex** fone. Who dis? all healthcare staff have a starting salary of £25,001 in the new world order? @MattHancock?What’s the basic salary and qualifications for a care assistant @MattHancock? Where are they going to come from when you “get Brexit done”?The starting salary for Band 5 nurses who are new to the NHS is less than £25,000. What are you doing to mitigate t… changed my outlook on life when I first saw it. I try to live by it every day. Sometimes I do; sometimes I fal…
Retweeted by Dave Jones 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏳️‍🌈 @Save_R_Culture Not true, Bob. @Save_R_Culture Oh. So it’s their accent you don’t like. Got ya.“Thank you Dr Jones, once again your application to join the NHS Complaints and Concerns Team has been unsuccessful”Yeah Bob. You’re more than welcome to piss off to another hospital.“Sir. This is a Harvester.” Medical Twitter vs US Medical Twitter @mrjamesob There’s no toll on the Severn Bridge anymore, and there’s a decent new Premier Inn just outside Pontypridd. He has no excuse. @CelebrityUK @YouGov Damn right too 😍“If you can’t accept me at my worst, then you don’t deserve me at my best” 💅🏻 “Thank you Dr Jones, we will send fe… @bennoivory @dalecgardiner @JillFeatherston The use of silence, and “sitting in the rubble”. @Medic_Mediator @dr_mattmorgan @LizCrowe2 @bmj_latest One example I’ve been told: Bereaved widower: “I don’t know… @Medic_Mediator @dr_mattmorgan @LizCrowe2 @bmj_latest The temptation to break the silence is often overwhelming. To… hope NHS Wales follows suit and bans abusive patients from accessing services @vaughangething.’m delighted to see that this cause is getting the mainstream media attention that it finally deserves.
Meat Loaf’s “Two out of three ain’t bad” and The Beautiful South’s “Prettiest Eyes”. @lukegrice00 Just because they have noble ends, it does not mean that the means they are using to get there is usef… @RichardBurgon Have you asked Rachael of Swindon if he can lend you a few quid? to get off the internet because your mum wants to use the phone. @laughingchance @mrjamesob Yes. I noticed that too. It also ended very suddenly too... almost as if some of it was… #FullDisclosure podcast this week between @mrjamesob and John Bercow really is a great interview. Well worth a listen. @Diogenes_Fan @RichardBurgon Ok, anonymous account... I’ll bite. What about the reality that Corbyn (and by extensi… @DrLucyRogers The biggest fright of my life was when I couldn’t find my lithium battery phone charger that was just… course he won’t, it was South Wales that got it worst. He could not care less. @RichardBurgon It won three elections too. Banging on about vote share under a constituency system is like a footb…
@drjgreenwood @KBorgeat @Cat_The_Vet @JaneRVN @MedCrisis @SusannaLHarris @catvetsusan @OurPetsHealth render people unconscious. I remove their ability to move or breathe. Then I sit in a chair while somebody else g… @aroradrn @iamyourgasman @avkwong @iceman_ex @hughgifford @WhistlingDixie4 @parthaskar Fair point. I think I take a… @iamyourgasman @aroradrn @avkwong @iceman_ex @hughgifford @WhistlingDixie4 @parthaskar I’d be happy for switchboard… anaesthetist is only called if the surgeon needs his light moving. @bennoivory My local curry house does that for free. Its so lovey standing there, of a Saturday evening, surrounded… would add: The post-night shift beer. Cracking open the bottle of Peroni in front of breakfast TV. @ncl_medic Jeez. @andyheeps *Shadow* Foreign Secretary, Shirley?
Boring nobodies writing boring stories for boring nobodies to read and leave their boring “reckons” on have driven…’t tell him, but probably @SimonNoble. papers didn't learn from the way they treated Paula Yates. They won't learn now.
Retweeted by Dave Jones 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏳️‍🌈ITU and Anaesthetic jobs available too if you DM me. Seriously is great place to work .
Retweeted by Dave Jones 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏳️‍🌈Netflix: Are you still watching? Me: Yes Netflix: Ok tell me one thing that happened in the last episode Me: Wh…
Retweeted by Dave Jones 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏳️‍🌈 @drkathrynmannix @bennoivory @COSMakin @Laconic_doc @trentconsultant @sv1121 @docofagesSophie @kateheydonorg
@Laconic_doc @drkathrynmannix @trentconsultant @sv1121 @docofagesSophie @kateheydonorg @bennoivory @dalecgardiner M… @Laconic_doc @drkathrynmannix @trentconsultant @sv1121 @docofagesSophie @kateheydonorg As @bennoivory and… @JohnPMullany @amateuradam I think I’ve let the cat out of the bag, and I expect the RCoA hit-squad will come and get me for blur… M50 has a bloody nerve calling itself a motorway.You won, get over it.’s some more of the science stuff about electrons and general anaesthetics 🤓 Wright in the Afternoon is quite good when he shuts the fuck up and plays a record.
Retweeted by Dave Jones 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏳️‍🌈 @bennoivory Of course I’m not talking about that one! Lots of courses are great. I was having a whinge about the hi… @theveindoc @richardtill @EdanStarforth I’m totally with her on that, to be honest. @theveindoc @richardtill @EdanStarforth As if you ever fly economy anywhere anyway, David. 😉Remember him in Brokeback Mountain too? HOPPER!! @DrMarkLander Needs to be a balanced crystalloid too (Hartmanns etc) so not to add acidosis into the mix with big l… @KosmicKris I was hoping when I passed the Final FRCA exam, we’d go behind the velvet rope and, over a glass of win… to this day, nobody really knows how volatile anaesthetic agents induce and maintain unconsciousness. One lead… @DrMarkLander If they’re not bleeding, I don’t know why we’d give any extra fluid at all. My assumption is that the… @DrBenLovell This was my response in another thread on this matter: