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WestCoastPat @WestCoastPat Los Angeles, CA

I just want to scream hellooooooooo / Padres, Leafs, LAFC, Angel City FC, Lakers, Chargers / He/Him

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Joined Twitter 2/26/09


funniest thing that’s happened to me in 2021 so far: i asked a friend how she’s doing and she texted back, “i no longer discuss such things”
Retweeted by WestCoastPatThe least essential 49 year old in LA jumped the line after promising not to https://t.co/K3tqvcjL7e
Retweeted by WestCoastPati hope this email sits in your "Priority Inbox" for literal months if not years haunting you https://t.co/eXAlJTLN9d
Retweeted by WestCoastPatIf you're feeling rattled about learning that the stock market is a scam, wait until I tell you that money is an illusion
Retweeted by WestCoastPatI don’t always embroider but when I do it’s floral and passive aggressive. https://t.co/5uuNCC8Em3
Retweeted by WestCoastPata normal person explains what’s happening on the stock market: https://t.co/zKKvULCirX
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1/28
2021
https://t.co/YSbAo4epLN @McClure_SF Update them in the hopes that things will start working better? @AOC https://t.co/kxiI3bsu8f
Retweeted by WestCoastPatHedge funds last week: This week: https://t.co/WwGMTGDacE
Retweeted by WestCoastPatin the movie version of this, who delivers the line “the game stops here”? good guy or bad guy? either way I’m leaning giamatti
Retweeted by WestCoastPat @beerandnosh We’re going to give Scorcese another make-up Oscar?If retail investors want to rally behind something that hedge funds have left for dead, let me tell you about local journalism
Retweeted by WestCoastPatnow we all know a pandemic has to end at some point. but what this country presupposes is... maybe it doesn't? https://t.co/qQe7wqyYzh
Retweeted by WestCoastPat"And what are your reasons for wanting out-of-the-money call options on this particular stock?" https://t.co/IfWIcjtu3T
Retweeted by WestCoastPat @ShineOBallO @jake_bittle Kristen Wiig. She deserves another shot at a superhero film and tell me she wouldn't slay… https://t.co/FGsqxy8dUWCalifornia: State officials are confident skyrocketing rents will soon force the coronavirus to move back to the Mi… https://t.co/291tJgGEru
Retweeted by WestCoastPatThe details here are heinous. The Seahawks and the NFL must act swiftly re: Chad Wheeler. https://t.co/nrKEHQaG7F
Retweeted by WestCoastPatMutant Covid: Bro, I'm bout to infect you Me: Oh nah, my mask is only down because I'm dining in a restaurant. MC:… https://t.co/aOYZOSOPBj
Retweeted by WestCoastPat @jake_bittle @ShineOBallO It’s a bunch of minor villains from the Batman universe as they would have been portrayed in Joker movieTimes like this I miss hanging out with a bunch of statistics PhDs. The rants would be fantastic. https://t.co/HExsMcrnRH @jon_bois @McClure_SF 39 here, so suck it youngin’
1/27
2021
you [uneducated]: so the stock market has been fake this whole time me [smart, went to business school]: yes
Retweeted by WestCoastPatThey're still going to try and recall you, you fucking spineless hairdo https://t.co/qqlU7Fi0ncOn ghosts, etc. https://t.co/WY8yWjJgbk https://t.co/qzkg6ScqCG
Retweeted by WestCoastPatsorry over what now https://t.co/VNamBwVX4U
Retweeted by WestCoastPatAccurate https://t.co/eebOdKecub
Retweeted by WestCoastPatOnce Rupert Murdoch came to visit the building where I worked as his employee and we were told that if we looked hi… https://t.co/5m7ajrAfMf
Retweeted by WestCoastPatNo lies detected https://t.co/x8ao93aDHl
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1/26
2021
@dietcokeforever @anntieup https://t.co/xTCvDadZiGwhen your dad wants to show you a website and starts telling you the address: https://t.co/UE5zV6iI2e
Retweeted by WestCoastPat @dietcokeforever @anntieup I would request another championship or two, but once his contract is over, I'm all for LeBron the ownerGavin is really Gavin-ing today: "The goal of this announcement is to socialize our projections as well as illumina… https://t.co/1QjDoqjhGo
Retweeted by WestCoastPat“Yesterday you were 3 Maskz and now it’s 5 Maskz,” Janet cried. “Where does it stop?” 8 Maskz frowned. “14 Maskz do… https://t.co/KwmvTtx6zx
Retweeted by WestCoastPatneed to close the haunted doll factory that keeps producing california politicians.
Retweeted by WestCoastPatHow it started... How it's going... https://t.co/RsPHmadCQ6
Retweeted by WestCoastPat @JesseBlake Who should receive a statue first, Jack Campbell or Zach Hyman?But I was told this hamburger would be $38 https://t.co/iHgAptsqvI
Retweeted by WestCoastPatWe’re all going to die https://t.co/19GfqbZ6x3Boomer entry-level job requirements vs millennial entry-level job requirements https://t.co/NWVtdiak1c
Retweeted by WestCoastPat @MerOutLoud I mean, right now. I want my Nylander one too eventually. @MerOutLoud Forget the big four, give me statues of Campbell and HymanJack Campbell is nicknamed Soup because his last name is Campbell, which resembles Campbell's Soup. Ilya Mikheyev i… https://t.co/3WeUkFFeuW
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1/25
2021
I don’t have many NFL uniform takes, but the Packers look like an NFL team and the Bucs look like a made up team in… https://t.co/ZmtQk0rbyf
Retweeted by WestCoastPat @beerandpork https://t.co/waBSQdFeTu
1/24
2021
“Why don’t you sleep on it” ok now I will lay awake and stress about it all night, sounds great
Retweeted by WestCoastPatHank Scorpio in "The Simpsons" (1996). https://t.co/hVBUNpOsCA
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1/23
2021
people will really put bernie anywhere but the white house
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1/22
2021
I wrote about Philip Rivers. https://t.co/4M7eJ21Abb
Retweeted by WestCoastPatordinary people dunking on politicians online: good and funny, praxis politicians dunking on other politicians online: annoying as shit
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1/21
2021
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Retweeted by WestCoastPat @SavagePCPB Yes, right after burning my tongue, saying “hot!” and breathing harder as though that will help, and th… https://t.co/a6ag0JdosJomfg https://t.co/2ndiof5Dwg
Retweeted by WestCoastPatuniting with fascists isn’t good actually and i will not be doing that
Retweeted by WestCoastPatThink my stance on Philip Rivers has been pretty clear over the years. Farewell to a dadgum king. https://t.co/MFbZReZvXi
Retweeted by WestCoastPatat least once a year, i turn on a national event and a-rod will somehow just be there for some reason, fulfilling h… https://t.co/kJpEKHjmOm
Retweeted by WestCoastPatBernie dressed like the inauguration is on his to do list today but ain’t his whole day. https://t.co/wCRyoxU3V2
Retweeted by WestCoastPatqanon leaders today https://t.co/csSOwv4EwA
Retweeted by WestCoastPattremendous FIRE THE COACH AFTER LOSS TO SUN BELT SCHOOL energy https://t.co/iRZKIO7eMT
Retweeted by WestCoastPata direct address to the This Is Fine Dog https://t.co/18IJ7fCMfA
Retweeted by WestCoastPatThis video of the NYPD charging and arresting workers on strike for just a $1/hr raise is 10,000 times more politic… https://t.co/MXSbVR8Pqa
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1/20
2021
"what's your business" "i own a chocolate factory" "what's your next product?" "meal replacement gum to solve wor… https://t.co/BdzlCk9YMW
Retweeted by WestCoastPatTa-Nehisi Coates on Donald Trump's legacy: “It is still deeply challenging for so many people to accept the reality… https://t.co/Qw4QUBQ366
Retweeted by WestCoastPat"We're gonna refer to this whole period as 20-21, like an NBA season" - @McClure_SFhandsome bald actors with sensitive eyebrows and an air of menace, in chart form: https://t.co/A4icOAIXDh
Retweeted by WestCoastPatCalifornia would be better off with the autopilot from Airplane as its senator https://t.co/Q4zzAHKGcMthe person you become when you play mariokart is who you really are
Retweeted by WestCoastPat[me teaching high school poetry]: A poem is basically a little book that’s being weird,
Retweeted by WestCoastPatwhen he said the line i was shook https://t.co/ToC8Woc7l8
Retweeted by WestCoastPatNever forget this blue check sacrifice. https://t.co/4QJ8VKjZCD
Retweeted by WestCoastPatMens clothes have lots of pockets cause they need somewhere to keep all the fucking audacity
Retweeted by WestCoastPat @dietcokeforever I keep waiting for them to figure out that real life isn’t The West Wing and it’s never going to happenThis is an Onion article, right? https://t.co/qVUvJxXrHKThe US isn't even a country, it's just three corporations in a trench coat
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1/19
2021
Abolish ICE. https://t.co/h4zIbesjRe
Retweeted by WestCoastPat“Be nice to racist people — MLK” — white people on mlk day
Retweeted by WestCoastPatLet's discuss the environmental cost of bitcoin. Because despite all the push for sustainable and green investment… https://t.co/TqRUuXKCDI
Retweeted by WestCoastPatThis is a new level of dark https://t.co/oBbdolcV6aWell this will be awkward if Biden also invites Beck, Hanson, Courtney Love, or Marilyn Manson https://t.co/xc54HhVz47
Retweeted by WestCoastPatDrew Brees will retire and just own a bunch of bad chain restaurants while Tom Brady is gonna retire and host welln… https://t.co/Aprge2rrzk
Retweeted by WestCoastPatWhen your position is both “People who can’t afford to go to college shouldn’t take out loans to do it” and “People… https://t.co/skoE72C82K
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1/18
2021
then NFL should be as much like the supreme court as possible. "it's their ball because you fumbled" "but he hit m… https://t.co/2eNclRJHcO
Retweeted by WestCoastPatI can't believe we live in a country where they've managed to convince us that there's no upper limit to what healt… https://t.co/zKPwh0mnvq
Retweeted by WestCoastPatBut minimum wage was $7.25 when that picture was taken. https://t.co/0YklveOMpq
Retweeted by WestCoastPatDo you ever see something on the internet and think, “welp, that’s it, nothing will top it”? This just did it for me https://t.co/oXCIGN3lzu
Retweeted by WestCoastPatconservative: so a janitor should make $15 an hour? me: yes conservative: and i guess kids flipping burgers shoul… https://t.co/1ruJTllf4V
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1/17
2021
@beerandpork A healed heartevery time the minimum wage comes up like 60% of America reveals that they’re apparently really worried about McDonald’s profit margins
Retweeted by WestCoastPatevery job i did for minimum wage was harder than the job i get paid well for now
Retweeted by WestCoastPat @mollylambert Given that LA County can’t even seem to get it’s healthcare workers vaccinated, I’m not surprised.Just found out the New Jersey lottery's slogan is "Anything can happen in New Jersey" which has to be the first tim… https://t.co/eMxWoDzUXH
Retweeted by WestCoastPatHelpful guide to getting around Washington, DC next week. https://t.co/b5nTZmJFze
Retweeted by WestCoastPatYou ever simply clean the lenses of your glasses and just be amazed at how hard you were playing yourself?
Retweeted by WestCoastPatI'm team Billion Ton Lizard Who Shoots Nuclear Fire over Oddly Large Monkey. https://t.co/U18SrCDVBg
Retweeted by WestCoastPatGin is vodka that has become possessed by the spirit of a little victorian ghost
Retweeted by WestCoastPatAs Biden's inauguration approaches, let's remember the Scottish Sunday Herald's preview of Trump's, exactly four ye… https://t.co/idagOAKsPq
Retweeted by WestCoastPatIf Kim Cattrall doesn’t come back for the SATC reboot lemme play her with no explanation.
Retweeted by WestCoastPat @drewmagary Dr. Drew Manhattan https://t.co/7YLry9OLs4
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1/16
2021
In the end, it's simple, fuck $1400, fuck $2000, they need to be sending $2000 monthly and retroactively back to last March.
Retweeted by WestCoastPat"Dog Duck Afternoon" https://t.co/HfTgSxxurF
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1/15
2021

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