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Not All Pain is Gain

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A Minotaur but instead of split horizontal it is split vertically.
2/22
2020
My stomach is flat, but the L is silent
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2/20
2020
@willsmith This is what Issac from Dead space was doing before he got sent too the USG IshimuraThis octopus was captured on camera waving back to his keeper at London's Sea Life Aquarium in March 2019. The wave… https://t.co/Ua1XJZ8Xqj
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2/19
2020
@MrPope What if it's h8m but also he is now hellboy
2/14
2020
@TweakedTay So a movie worse than areotroopers.How long until we see a movie 'Based on a high trending tweet'?
2/12
2020
Locomotion in VR has just been solved. Pack it in, folks. https://t.co/mu6CTc03ik
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2/11
2020
Watching Ip man made me really want to get back in to martial arts. But old, and fat and lazy.Coworker: you don't look so hot. You feeling ok? Me: Just ate something that my body didn't agree with. I had fruit.
2/10
2020
PSA: You can disable autoplay on Netflix FINALLY https://t.co/hopyseMeqj
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2/6
2020
Now I question anything that only says 'Made in Canada.' https://t.co/Nulwt8axcb
2/5
2020
@MrMooEar @TimOfLegend @LordAddictILP @JezCorden @DoubleFine @XboxP3 @Xbox I would love a Massive Chalice II. Or Ir… https://t.co/YeSFkNfdlVA shony Voltorb should look like a Great Ball and a shiny Electrode should be an Ultra ball.
2/3
2020
@Samphis I feel that same way when I'm forced to dress up.
2/2
2020
I made the mistake of starting x-com 2 again.
2/1
2020
@majornelson Omicron Persia 8. Concerned with running in to Lrrrr or Ndnd. #FreeCodeFridayContestI think the most physical labor I've ever done is that time I got the runs. @FlicksXRayed But when was the western era?
1/31
2020
Your pet vs what they are named after. Since he's a big idiot who lives in a box and is ver protective https://t.co/3rM5754xgF
1/30
2020
@amboyes Canadian goose not an option?
1/29
2020
@davidgaider Have you ever heard of Viktor Frankl?'I want something that sounds fun to do, but will quickly become justification for murdering you friends and family… https://t.co/K5ddwpiqet @MrPope As an adult I'm excited to go to bed because it implies a nights rest. @KayPikeFashion Well now I am very curious.
1/28
2020
I wish I had taken mental gymnastics in high school. My mind would probably be better trained for the tasks at hand. @SamMaggs If you are a fan of those shows I recommend checking out. October Faction on Netflix.petition to get everyone in the world to list dates as YYYY-MM-DD.
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1/27
2020
Family size? I laugh in the face of that challenge https://t.co/EWRlVUbMKa
1/25
2020
@drewscanlon @enemykite @VinnyCaravella Congrats
1/24
2020
Very tired tonight. I do believe I am too old to live the podcasting lifestyle.
1/23
2020
I just recieved a work email with two pictures labelled Anal1 & Anal2. I proceeded to reply with pictures called A… https://t.co/Mf5NnO5X3nMost commonly referred to as a 'Face hugger' https://t.co/mUJ5tWsK9A
1/21
2020
Pretty sure in the WWZ book these chapters were called . Early Warnings. https://t.co/fR47wxvJUmI have very dumb ideas some times. @legobutts 1. Cats are weird 2. Cats are individually weird.Damn. Newfoundland got almost a meter of snow yesterday. Stay safe out there.
1/20
2020
Feel Old Yet? Skyrim Was Released 9 Years Ago, 7 Years Ago, 4 Years Ago, 3 Years Ago, and 2 Years Ago https://t.co/WnnnG5FVdA
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1/18
2020
That is a summoning circle. That cat is up to something. https://t.co/WCgl4dp0vP
1/17
2020
You know how people will instinctively yawn when someone else yawns. Imagine if farts had the same power of suggestion over our bodies.Cannot have mental breakdowns if you mind is essentially a pile of rubble.
1/16
2020
@FlicksXRayed https://t.co/0fCDz7z0KjWeather app: High of -27. Low of -31 Currently -32 Feels like. -32.
1/15
2020
It's days like this i wish my truck heater did more than keep the windows clear
1/14
2020
After finishing the Witcher show I have concluded that that bard did not pick his stats very well. @schaeferyn Sorry to hear. Hope you land on your feet sooner than later. @schaeferyn Always a good sign.Is it 'Starve a man with the flu and drown a man with a cold.'? Or is it the other way around? I can never remember. @DanRyckert @XavierWoodsPhD @giantbomb Says the man that claimed packets that literally say 'Do Not Eat' were edible.
1/8
2020
TLJ: maybe she's born with it TROS: maybe it's Palpatine
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1/7
2020
@PsionStorm Then yes you are now a man! ;) @PsionStorm I noticed you did not say 'correctly' installed.
1/5
2020
@crushbugdf Thanks. I'm alright. Gust of wind me pushed me over two lanes and in to the ditch. Luckily very little… https://t.co/OnQjObWA46Day off to a great start. https://t.co/a6vtKPVMFE
1/2
2019
@MrMooEar Is their cable provider also their isp?. Also if so did you use their wifi?. Your location and access to… https://t.co/Vdj808Jtr2Now that the witcher is popular. Maybe we'll see a show. Mass Effect C-Sec stories.
12/31
2019
I the MMO Secret World, did it turn out that earth was a disc the back of a tortoise?The rare Wereotter Bard class https://t.co/SCN5pzvEqW
12/30
2019
@donttrythis When I used to 4wheeling in the mountains this would happen quite often.
12/28
2019
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12/26
2019
Insurance rates in Gotham must suck
12/24
2019
My language audiobook was clearly designed by an American. As now I am being taught metric
12/23
2019
People are surprised when I tell them my dog uses the treadmill in the winter for exercise. They are less surprised when I say I don'tThis should be apart of you holiday viewing rotation. https://t.co/1bfa1ORXSF
12/21
2019
$1 https://t.co/f8819PNT2I
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12/20
2019
@Fobwashed Zion from the Matix 2 sound track i remember liking. @MrPope https://t.co/QuZodE5emD
12/19
2019
In my junkmail folder From:I need a man for a one night stand Subject:Do you have a free time this weekend? My bra… https://t.co/IqeivuW7H3
12/18
2019
@MandyJacek The couple times I met you you were a really awesome person. As well your an amazing artist.Hmm may be time to upgrade my NAS. Season one of DBZ blu-rays ripped and compressed is 39 gigs. Only 8 more seasons to do.
12/17
2019
@crushbugdf You could still make all of the Moose Milk.
12/15
2019
The best thing you will see all day. https://t.co/FAHh8uiALP
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12/14
2019
This is one of those days when a literal fire would be preferred
12/12
2019
I hope this is literally a kindergarten where these adults have to sit with a bunch of children and learn that stea… https://t.co/g8nIrnaS0g @charpunk @Violet_Fid Xbox game station.
12/11
2019
@KarinWeekes So what I'm hearing is you need a fire pole installed.
12/10
2019
@Calgaryexpo Adventure Time.
12/9
2019
I believe this is refer to the Alberta oil sands. https://t.co/dqytKZLMBQ @majornelson @Halo @XboxGamePass @XboxGamePassPC Halo 3: ODST. Was a interesting not being a Spartan. #freecodefridaycontestConrad.. This is wrong and you should go back to be with your wife. https://t.co/h0fItlUBp9I wonder how long before baby yoda appears in my star wars phone game. @etdragon Your goal is to lift the train and put back on the track? very intense.this deserves to be on twitter https://t.co/RU98XFkNNV
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12/6
2019
I just got a call from 'The legal department of sheriff Canada'. I must be in some serious trouble.
12/5
2019
@PatrickWeekes Religious icons might be exemptInteresting. https://t.co/ghmS0k6m5JCookies and Nanaimo bars appeared on my desk today.. I hate this season.
12/3
2019
@MrPope You can probably find something like that at a Mark's Work Warehouse/Crappy Tire. @Fobwashed @giantbomb Can you do the ME3 companions for when the do Mass Alex 3?
12/2
2019
@Astrid_Dark Hey congrats. 👍
12/1
2019
I should not buy the dragon ball z series on bluray for half price.. right?
11/29
2019
@jeffbakalar Definitely did on purpose. Otherwise she would have cradled it close to her stomach.(click image for full text) https://t.co/BV5f7kIoXn
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11/28
2019

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