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Whit Honea @whithonea The Angeles

Author of The Parents' Phrase Book. Filmmaker at @LimeyYankProd. Co-founder @Dads4Change. I used to be funnier.

4,815 Following   8,123 Followers   28,577 Tweets

Joined Twitter 5/19/08


@whithonea @dad2summit Good for you!! I wish tht wasn't the case but it needs to change.
Retweeted by Whit Honea @LifeofDadShow @dad2summit Powerful #Dad2Summit (and life) advice! https://t.co/suZySToeb7 @CuteMonsterDad @dad2summit (#Dad2Summit hashtag added for emphasis.) https://t.co/vXA5s8zI9W @TheMrKaufman Your hair looks great. #Dad2Summit #BarkParents @OWTK @dadofdivas @dad2summit All of them. #Dad2Summit @charliecapen @dad2summit @mrdougfrench @OfficialJimLin @blurb You should add this to your stories, bro. #Dad2Summit @dad2summit We made a moon. #LEGOLANDDAD #Dad2Summit https://t.co/fa80nb7d5h @darrenwcarter @dad2summit Or formal conversation? #Dad2Summit https://t.co/O8vX6yRz5O @dad2summit You know it. #Dad2Summit https://t.co/JbpFxhqisf @goFAAR @dad2summit Wow, it's great to have you back! #Dad2Summit @shuggilippo @TheMrKaufman @dad2summit Unfollow. @dad2summit I didn't have paid paternity leave for either of my kids. I took unpaid leave and then decided to quit… https://t.co/TWIZIA4jsO @shuggilippo @TheMrKaufman @dad2summit This guy. #Dad2Summit https://t.co/5hoMXwy96U @therookiedad I would have given you the shirt off my back. I just wasn't wearing one at the time. #dad2summit @dad2summit @DadScribe @barktechco @DoveMenCare @CAULIPOWER @GSKUS @LEGOLANDFlorida @LEGOLANDNewYork @goFAARhttps://t.co/j0BbODMKg5
2/25
2020
You should watch this, parents. Thank you, Bark, for the vital work you do to protect kids online and IRL. https://t.co/GI749lWcij
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2/20
2020
@dad2summit @GSK Their previous presentations have been great. Looking forward to seeing them in D.C. this year. @PetCobra I’m sorry, man. Really glad you got that moment. @Mikel_Jollett Maybe they're looking at this one? https://t.co/O6JgVTZuK8
2/18
2020
@fred_guttenberg @bschapiroMD @ResilientMF Twitter needs all the foul mouths about Trump it can get. Also, everywhere else.
2/17
2020
@PetCobra Sorry to hear it, Jason. Safe, swift travels, my friend. @dad2summit @gaynycdad @dadofdivas @WithDaughters @Dads4Change @shuggilippo @LifeofDadShow @homedadnethttps://t.co/deJKQ3zMll
2/16
2020
@pamelaribon That's what Ed Sullivan said. @babyrabies I'm impressed he was able to narrow it down to one instance.
2/13
2020
@Dads4Change @FamLifeOnEarth @dad2summit @MO_WASHINGTONDC @gaynycdad @dadofdivas @shuggilippo @TheNOMADadhttps://t.co/v0vAOQkUnE @charliecapen Seriously, your wrists have never looked better.
2/12
2020
CA @MomsDemand celebrates our #CalVIP partners @WeAdvancePeace for its important work breaking the cycle of gun vio… https://t.co/nNotc6FU4i
Retweeted by Whit Honea“Money is not democracy.” - @toddzwillich https://t.co/oLWqAxfhCy
2/10
2020
@_Mike_Sharif Damn kids and their (Chrome)book learnin'.
2/9
2020
@charliecapen @davidvienna Defensive stance negating original tweet. @davidvienna Reciprocated with Whit-y pun.Something positive.
2/8
2020
@Nightline @tjholmes Thank you for sharing the important work @barktechco is doing! @BeauBidenFdn @barktechco @GMA Beau knows. Thanks for sharing this important work!
2/7
2020
@GMA @tjholmes Thank you for featuring @barktechco and this important story, @tjholmes and @GMA.Thank you to @GMA for sharing this story. It’s heartbreaking to see how quickly a predator can initiate an abusive… https://t.co/Ep4SKRTHij
Retweeted by Whit Honea @phil_anaya Wake ‘em up, Phil! @designmom Turns out cleanliness is next to godliness.
2/6
2020
@DaddysinCharge @realDonaldTrump He's like a parody of himself, but pettier. @traecrowder To be fair, I once used a sandalwood candle to cure a pretty funky case of dog stank. @Chookooloonks We can. Check out @StandUpAmerica: https://t.co/yprKubYWvH @Dads4Change @barktechco @GMA Fair. @barktechco @GMA DVR set! Looking forward to this.
2/5
2020
This is a wonderful short doc from @EpicDanger, @DeclareDominion & family about truth and love. https://t.co/EsKnrwhGN3
Retweeted by Whit HoneaRick Moranis is reportedly in talks to appear in the HONEY, I SHRUNK THE KIDS sequel/reboot ("legacyquel"). Knowing… https://t.co/ALNST5hhak
Retweeted by Whit Honea @DaddyFiles Holding for politics, the way young lovers do.
2/4
2020
@babyrabies Clutching one's pearls over a show deemed "too sexy" while waiting to scream their lungs out in celebra… https://t.co/Xr3Qg5l1kx
2/3
2020
In 2011, a gunman killed six of my constituents & injured 13 others, including me. This Gun Violence Survivors Wee… https://t.co/9hJqsmvNS4
Retweeted by Whit Honea @Chookooloonks Taxes. Maybe go for a hike. I've heard good things about napping. @mattsingley That’s not creepy at all.By early February, there have been more gun deaths in the U.S. than our peer countries will experience in the whole… https://t.co/ROgCCwQcc8
Retweeted by Whit Honea @betadad Spoiler: They won’t.
2/2
2020
@RobertMaguire_ Guys, it's cool. They have a sticker.75% of all Americans want to see witnesses in the impeachment trial. Over 90% of us want simple background checks f… https://t.co/ZMCr89yr6N
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1/31
2020
@thenoahkinsey Congrats?
1/30
2020
@ChuckWendig Enjoying my morning scroll, I read this as "when you QT drunk." Funny enough, doesn't really change your point.
1/29
2020
Why the Reelection of Donald Trump is Almost Guaranteed Unless White American Citizens Get It Together: A Story in Data (thread, 1/13):
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1/28
2020
@miltsdad @MomsDemand @AGBecerra Seconded. @mattsingley Narrator: They could not.This is historic. Thank you. #RightMatters https://t.co/nWlmulvpvd
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1/24
2020
Honestly, 100 seconds feels pretty generous. https://t.co/WO6tWE8umJ @mattsingley I also don't eat plankton. https://t.co/dUmjg7gGXk @mattsingley Not unless Soylent Puce is people. @mattsingley This, in the same week they rolled back health regulations on school lunches. It's like they don't thi… https://t.co/M5aXXkEVrTI feel like I’m coming down with a bad case of self-diagnosing my random body aches on the internet. @ashadornfest Buy your books at Wal-mart.
1/23
2020
The elected officials who represent us, whose salaries we pay, are engaging in a cover-up for a criminal president… https://t.co/O0XmO8OT6y
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1/21
2020
While gun extremists and white supremacists gather in Richmond to instill fear, @MomsDemand members across the USA… https://t.co/8enBMGILHU
Retweeted by Whit Honea“If you can’t stand up for that then don’t say you love Dr. King.” -@RevDrBarber to the Republican Governor of Tenn… https://t.co/ha6VgShTP2
Retweeted by Whit Honea @DaddyFiles Exactly this.
1/20
2020
I just received a lovely gift (from an unknown sender!) and the shipping label on the box says "gifts for women." I… https://t.co/c9661CPGvy
1/19
2020
@whithonea It's a rare thing when a writer can make you miss someone you've never met. ❤
Retweeted by Whit HoneaThis year, like every year, I share this piece for my mother. It was recently named one of @dad2summit's Top 20 of… https://t.co/2SxH2ebAug
1/18
2020
@davidvienna @TheJasonGreene https://t.co/cDaDOA4fZ1 @DadandBuried https://t.co/sRqUU5MRyE @stephanpastis https://t.co/9UKkcwDw8u... or at least consider the opportunity. I give it as many stars as you care to count. https://t.co/WbHTsLM5fi... a soft beacon amid a sea of frantic shoppers, the lot soaked in rain and hints of something stronger. Just now,… https://t.co/XpHRg56bx1For Christmas, we gave the boys a copy of @charliemackesy’s wonderful book: The Boy, the Mole, the Fox and the Hors… https://t.co/UYAqoD9shN
1/17
2020
@iproposethis @surliertexan @anildash Same, but the doggie door.
1/15
2020
@davidvienna You don't have to be lonely.
1/14
2020
@OWTK @aknott21 @parentsmagazine Sweet! Congrats! @JoshDarnit You’re drinking the wrong bourbon.
1/13
2020
@JYSexton @soultravelers3 That's an obscene amount of money to reach the DVRless, non-streaming demographic.
1/10
2020
Not sure if you are uneducated, uncaring or just racist, but this isn't something any educated, caring or non-racis… https://t.co/TuuAOolNqt
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1/9
2020
@Jon_Finkel I've heard it both ways.
1/7
2020
@betadad @iproposethis Exactly. They're "supporting" a vegetarian (vegan?), atheist, progressive because they can't… https://t.co/gAaWz96D7g @betadad @iproposethis I took it as mocking conservative talking points, as he himself is well-known for doing exac… https://t.co/AU4XZCtTYg @iproposethis I thought it was pretty funny. @michaelrosenbum @rickygervais @goldenglobes The truth hurts (my sides, from laughing). He nailed it. @derekeb @PattyArquette I like to think that @rickygervais was okay with that one. @LAIKAStudios @Fandango "I like to call it a kaleidoscopic travelogue.” - Director Chris Butler, on the colorful (a… https://t.co/2p7Q1BroTGThere are a surprising number of tweets from people that didn't see @LAIKAStudios' #MissingLink. If you're one of t… https://t.co/nvlfp6x8JC
1/6
2020
@derekeb Terrifying.
1/5
2020
They need our help Down Under- ASAP!!!… https://t.co/4E5YcHIAWA
Retweeted by Whit Honea @davidvienna Steve Martin? @davidvienna I don’t know. Have you watched Preacher? @charliecapen Why isn’t there an “all of the above” option?
1/4
2020
Our future, threaded in a nutshell. https://t.co/pHBSaucFDm
1/3
2020
Best of 2010s, No.8: “We are closer now, my mother and I, because death has granted her access that life would neve… https://t.co/EAiomaaeKt
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1/1
2020

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