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they caught penis man and booked him on 25 counts
1/26
2020
it’s definitely been a weekOf the approximately 568,000 people in the US experiencing homelessness on a single night last year, about 40% of t… https://t.co/onYjmoQqtH
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1/24
2020
can y’all stop https://t.co/1jvZLdY6jV
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1/23
2020
it’s just me and my biodegradable bamboo toothbrush against the world
1/22
2020
They’re attacking the rich 💣🐁 ⛏🦘 🤵🏻💰 🗡🐢… https://t.co/YpnlForaHB
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1/21
2020
just remembered something by accident https://t.co/4yV0OP1Cax
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1/20
2020
the way i can read this scares the shit out of me https://t.co/jXve5UhHgV
Retweeted by serotonin plugs hmuisabel was literally like "i miss az" and got a job here and her own apartment here and moved her ass all the way f… https://t.co/tSxFKKw0udIn a world filled with kaitlyn Bennetts be a Rosie https://t.co/8L9Ycbj59b
Retweeted by serotonin plugs hmuThe official trailer for my new documentary is here! Criminal justice reform is something that’s so important to me… https://t.co/rhJ1gXdeHz
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1/19
2020
hell yes https://t.co/93SWqh9GZjwhy do i have this note in my phone LMFAOOO https://t.co/eQtBYQDQ0E
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1/18
2020
@LegendOfLoser @tooooooooood @tinymeatgang oh my GOD @dannyvcruz omg daniel! thank u! 💜 @wikulkax AHHH, thank u tori!! also i hope ur new kitty is providing u with lots of love cause u deserve it!!! @mamacita_mils thank u so much mily! im super proud of u as well! cosmetic kweenie 💜In every scene, you are my star, @MichelleObama! Happy birthday, baby! https://t.co/hgMBhHasBj
Retweeted by serotonin plugs hmui would marry her in .06 seconds https://t.co/EPzQosW4IS @djvivianmai i love u thank u omg :') @azardepana gracias ana!!!! ❣️
1/17
2020
@desireebootss I LOVE U DESI! @alyssalessard omgmakin moves in 2020! https://t.co/idxj455fRC @azardepana one of ur best tweets, A+, proud of uabout to get this free counseling https://t.co/C4LTXhU0l9
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1/16
2020
one party consent means exactly how it sounds, only ONE party (in this case the victim) can consent to recording th… https://t.co/rPIkYEuJwethe one party consent call (aka confrontation call) is MOST likely being recorded by law enforcement, and they will… https://t.co/TPFMmomyYdlegal tip of the day: in AZ one party consent calls are legal, meaning if u are ever accused of a crime, and u get… https://t.co/TX6izOqOgV @danyewesttt good call!! @danyewesttt the constant clock ticking down until u run into someone u know is disgusting lol @rabblakely123 AHHH ily <3 @lowkeybasedgod SKSNDNDN "whatchu got baby girl"
1/15
2020
it’s really hard to tweet about work stuff when every lil thing has to be non-identifying information loltoday at work i was able to link 2 different unrelated criminal cases because i was able to distinguish a discrepan… https://t.co/AMudurP3aslistening to the fine line album on the train just hits different
1/14
2020
not a single oscar nomination for Carly Rae Jepsen's EMOTION... just because it "isn't a film" and "came out in 2015"...disgusting
Retweeted by serotonin plugs hmuanyway........... no more a*** s** for a couple months cause ur girl caught herself a cute and quirky UTI 😍Dis bitch said she want to grow old wit me wat strain is dat
Retweeted by serotonin plugs hmushe said i respect the ugly royals but that ain't me and then took only good looking genetics and full pair of lips… https://t.co/6Dp4XRJLAQ
Retweeted by serotonin plugs hmuthis might be controversial but women are beautiful
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1/13
2020
anyway Sprouts has been having their vitamin and body care sale, and i have already been 3 times in the last weekold people coughing is terrifying
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1/12
2020
all undercover cops are yt, bald, and wear a Vans shirt with bootcut jeansFUCK,, girl ultra replied to my tweet, imma bussif you’re gonna cry, you can have my shoulder mama🥰 https://t.co/7oTEZFaA9o
Retweeted by serotonin plugs hmu @grrrlultra oh my GOD no sabes lo que significa tu impacto en la cultura, GRACIAS x compartir tu arte!! i wish u so… https://t.co/Q0DVQdNL5WFor life. https://t.co/2qthhW8ewf
Retweeted by serotonin plugs hmu @azardepana omg they have had em, but i just havent gone to them, but i will take ur word and try to go to the next 1!!!! @azardepana que se diviertan hermosas!!!!
1/11
2020
México Mágico en la declaración de amor. https://t.co/VfaY6hcXdZ
Retweeted by serotonin plugs hmuif u guys dont already, follow coloralamexicana on ig; they have such MESMERIZING mexican portraits, i cryok we’re definitely healthier in 2020 compared to 20 ass 19, but the crying doesnt stop, it’s just a lil more stabi… https://t.co/kuwGgbNp6Ethis whole thing where i wash my face and moisturize before bed but end up crying it all off as i cry myself to sle… https://t.co/fLlUoKd25Bhttps://t.co/3U7sLG5sno
Retweeted by serotonin plugs hmujust discovered girl ultra 2 days ago n i cry every time i look at her
1/10
2020
Free Palpatine! https://t.co/GwZ84u8zPW
Retweeted by serotonin plugs hmuhyping girls up is literally my best quality. u could be my enemy, and i’d still be sayin shit like “okay yes, she… https://t.co/j5mKAjgI8w @Lestfest17 lmaooooo, i will next time!! i used a lot of seasonings, and i dont think i have enough characters 😩ah shit, here we go again https://t.co/2l0lesBViw @wikulkax thank u :’) @wikulkax I WISH I WOULD HAVE TAKEN IT PRIOR TO DIGGING IN BUT she’s art and belongs in the MoMA 😭(also yes that is… https://t.co/77S2Fxo64i1 minute before the museum closes https://t.co/k3eWQoZ6vc
Retweeted by serotonin plugs hmumade homemade vegetarian udon for dinner, and it came out so bomb 😪grimes is WHAT
1/9
2020
desert botanical garden 😪 https://t.co/irp08G8NrZestevan revealed to me last night that august ames had died about 2 years ago, and i had no idea, and i started sobbing90 percent of jaywalking tickets given out last year were given to black and brown New Yorkers. Very normal stuff https://t.co/Ab7O6F2RQK
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1/8
2020
this is what i mean https://t.co/KMbOJUUjJyomg i think about this man a lot, please bless him with what he deserves 😢 https://t.co/qVQ9kX1XJbit’s 2020, when are yall gonna be done calling ppl ugly for their appearances and not their personality?????? ? ? ? @alyssaLITeralIy fuck maricopa high honestly. the only sick ass thing that happened there was lesbian teacher activities, lmaooooothinkin bout gummy bear bart simpson </3 @danyewesttt STOP oh my god @danyewesttt deadass i was thinkin bout this the other day like okay original batman soundtrack lol
1/7
2020
i hope this thread is helpful, and i hope u can talk about this with ur family members who may not understand. they… https://t.co/9H4w5T8rU5unfortunately, i have seen too many cases of individuals in prison filing for appeal because they had no idea what… https://t.co/b5yarhliDIif the terms being utilized by the interpreter are too complex, tell ur attorney to have the interpreter lower the… https://t.co/Vi3FHN4plDwhen working with the interpreter, do not be scared. this is a person who is a certified linguist and will pick up… https://t.co/VzBTkMNbsJoh and when u are in jail, please PLEASE understand that ALL phone calls and letters/post cards are recorded and th… https://t.co/6DAHoTPb7Jokay so recap: -u get arrested, and ur rights are read. immediately after u say u understand ur rights request an… https://t.co/cVoXKKKkBiwhen u appear in court, the court will provide u with a certified interpreter. this person may be telephonic or the… https://t.co/B8DfyPl0jhthink about it: would u rather have someone who specializes in speaking ur native tongue explain a legal criminal p… https://t.co/lGDGoiQ3X9this right is protected under title VI of the civil rights act of 1964!!!now, let’s say u finally get ur attorney assigned. u tell that attorney asap that u want a credentialed/certified i… https://t.co/8CJVq29T9Ui see many times defendants begin to pray while left alone in an interrogation room. even if it is in another langu… https://t.co/L3F237sQiothey’re asking u to talk about why u think u are under arrest. EVERYTHING is recorded. do not fall for it. the offi… https://t.co/NUPYp4A15Yrarely are interrogations rude or scary. in fact most times they will try to be ur friend and the officers/detectiv… https://t.co/Tuo634XDl4many many MANY times (especially in southwest) officers will try and send in a spanish speaking officer to ask u qu… https://t.co/N8wtAHJjkdwhen u say u want an attorney, the officer may try to ask u basic questions, which as a non-english speaker u may f… https://t.co/mrM3QwLQ1rso youve been arrested in america, the second the officer reads u ur rights, immediately say u want an attorney pre… https://t.co/RHMHUXEx5L🧵omg i have been wanting to do this thread for a while but just kept forgetting. this is a thread for knowing what… https://t.co/jyPvDMImAZTruth https://t.co/NyBX9tEdsY
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1/6
2020
constantly thinking about elastigirl rubbing her ass in front of the mirror in the first movie </3 @cooljul16 yesenough is ENOUGH (i love u and would die for u) https://t.co/DDiFylozro @isabawl crying myself to sleep byeWhy does America always seem to have trillions of dollars for wars, but basic things like raises for teachers, heal… https://t.co/C7uY0m2lUY
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1/5
2020

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