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@jwmb1565 @generalslug honestly a good videoevery twitter gc https://t.co/p7iLqYGF6k
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7/11
2020
@juullobby @intrnetdaughter The badlands @intrnetdaughter Ppl have walked into my bar n screamed at me when I tell them to put a mask on lmao like first offโ€ฆ https://t.co/RGC9dMNj4Pdawg ?? https://t.co/aVDfbrT1XK
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7/10
2020
#NewProfilePic summer tiem https://t.co/ShAyccdR58 @samelpan Thank you @dexterreid_ California rest in peace simultanious release @generalslug It looks like a screencap from the music video for cant stop by rhcp
7/9
2020
@celinedion69 Oh god oh fuck oh god oh fuck oh god oh fuck oh god oh fuck oh god oh fuck oh god oh fuck oh god oh fโ€ฆ https://t.co/Bff7iWjMQF @nomunnynohunny Cold water pleaseSpecial edition Ottawa (1902-1987) + Empire of China (1915-1916) = Empire of Ottawa: https://t.co/WXRCf04fH5
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7/8
2020
@generalslug Im stealing this @panzycraze This is art
7/7
2020
drinking coffee out of the craziest straw youโ€™ve ever seen. Itโ€™s batshit insane
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7/6
2020
@littlmyr The ones on the right arent called corn nuts here I live in Ottawa. The ones on the left are vile, evil, and disgustingDeflated corn pops. Absolutely pathetic. https://t.co/DTw97OTqAthttps://t.co/aeD3BiDxKa
7/5
2020
@panzycraze Absolutely not
7/4
2020
"I know so and so, the rules do not apply to me"9/10 times the worst people to serve are the friends of the guy who owns the bar lmao @samelpan Still not going to muteHOW DO I TAG MYSELF (CONTENT) BOTTOM TEXTI am a god https://t.co/YsnYHtJzdHhttps://t.co/vBny1yBgWh https://t.co/gg8l96WJw9
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7/3
2020
#NewProfilePic this picture is 3 years old today and it will always be fucking funny https://t.co/SoawMWuTu1 @starcades me w literally every decision i have to make @samelpan I think this was the first album I bought for myself @wavtweets gonna utilize twitlonger's full potential and write a manuscript on why this is a good take brb @HiImInABand I knew it the whole time and no one believed me. The orb is fucking realstarted using a web browser built for GAMERS and my posture has gotten worse in the past hour since i started using it @samelpan How do I know if I get the vibe. This is giving me anxiety @generalslug I had just found a stack of books on the logistics methods of different nations in the second world waโ€ฆ https://t.co/D9yF166zYC @UglyJewishKid once a king always a king @pigeonboyalex black jorts and dickies shoes mode @nawstymike only time they got the respect they deserve was in early 2000's romcoms set in Italyrussian memes are fucking something else lmao https://t.co/sBgDu7aSCF @samelpan second thought maybe not @samelpan Very happy for whoever this song is written abt. Comfortable knowing it is not abt me but I would like toโ€ฆ https://t.co/eRatFO2pPK @amenbreakfast Zach* @amenbreakfast the only exception I can think of is Zack Hill frm Death Grips @amenbreakfast it reminds me of the jackass skits where they went elderly mode @_alicehirsch I love digital gentrification @_alicehirsch holding on to all of the shirts I got for birthdays as a 7 yr old to sell on depop as a "vintage crop top" for $70 @samelpan I also just made myself a vodka soda what are u up to @samelpan scrolling through netflix not looking at a single damn thing @generalslug This doesn't fit the format and I do not want to know how to write good tweets @generalslug Slug b like "I know a spot" and direct you to a book on second world war Commonwealth logistics and tactics
7/2
2020
@punk_cowgrl Stwoke timehttps://t.co/FJdnTgDxgA
7/1
2020
@wiiaerobics bro lemme hoover the glizzy bruh. on some dirt devil shit. dual motor suction type shit bruh. never had that.
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6/30
2020
@intrnetdaughter really wish i knew how to read. one day we'll get it though @celinedion69 congrats!https://t.co/CRXHFW3gaJ
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6/29
2020
@suckysuz yes. @panzycraze @dexterreid_ I want pineapple @panzycraze @dexterreid_ fwuit time
6/27
2020
I miss newgrounds https://t.co/7wzsIZuEyR @dexterreid_ That buildup is fucking magnificent
6/26
2020
@samelpan Oink?the King of Staten Island and the King of Queens are currently locked in a vicious battle for key strategic land inโ€ฆ https://t.co/nnmuQwL2Re
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6/25
2020

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