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super genius space alien with a hankering for video games and pizza.

289 Following   15 Followers   329 Tweets

Joined Twitter 4/24/12


That’s my favorite song. https://t.co/GbCrCUJy4e
4/6
2020
@cajebets Tag him, coward!
4/4
2020
@ComfortablySmug In Houston everything is so far apart, there may not be a grocery store within 2 miles.What if my gf likes them too? https://t.co/hLx8tyurYZI’m gonna give away $5,000 to 3 random people who retweets this and follows me! ❤️ Quarantine is lasting way longer… https://t.co/IjoqY03rmo
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4/2
2020
What we need now is a #Houstonlockdown
3/24
2020
I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pultehttps://t.co/PxHFl5DgkI
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3/22
2020
@JohnTheCho Office Hours with @timheidecker is hilarious
3/21
2020
@orbitbooks @EvanWinter Fantastic book! In my opinion, nothing like Game of Thrones. It stands on its own and doesn… https://t.co/cDL4THEa7I
3/20
2020
Remake Chrono Trigger and FF6 at FF7remake's quality level you cowards
Retweeted by Will Bowen @TheLaurenChen Nuclear - Mike Oldfield
3/19
2020
@simfyvii @IGN 30 Seconds to MERS
3/18
2020
People, it’s okay, he’s not racist. He’s black and bLaCk PeOpLe CaN’t Be RaCiSt. https://t.co/btqob7BJLECome watch my live solo performance on @Twitch tonight at 10pm ET! https://t.co/iMbjCe5378 https://t.co/XP2eXjk1Vt
Retweeted by Will BowenTraveler's Gate Books Free for Five Days! https://t.co/6vnbdeFlYK
Retweeted by Will Bowen @WEATHERCH4 https://t.co/2d7iDN3Ihb
3/17
2020
we went from WW3 to a deadly virus, which one of you mfs changed it from multiplayer to zombies 😭
Retweeted by Will BowenIt’s because you aren’t looking. https://t.co/IooXny5M5B https://t.co/dhWnNoFYBi
3/16
2020
Expand the photo, my brethren. https://t.co/BfTJkNbF2e @Virescence That went from 6 to midnight real quick.Kingdom Hearts basically. 🤣🔑♡ https://t.co/4uxAA893eV
Retweeted by Will BowenI’m going give $13,700 to someone random who retweets this in the next 72 hours because we need good news ☀️ (must… https://t.co/HKEfwh0K0P
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3/14
2020
Frick https://t.co/tpXvjbVRW9Things Covid has proven: 1. The job you were told couldn't be done remotely can be done remotely 2. Many disabled… https://t.co/FhQc45v4nG
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3/13
2020
@Virescence https://t.co/3KJmiQqvoE @TroyBakerVA Maybe more companies will jump onto the “Direct” train like Nintendo. It’s always a more polished presentation.Listen here jack, I just got home from the airport and I’m trying to figure out how much you want to play with my f… https://t.co/FknYkrAQpZ
3/11
2020
@Virescence Who’s the simp now?
3/10
2020
@Virescence https://t.co/ZRErqDwhCo
3/8
2020
The coronavirus made me feel good about my time in my head. https://t.co/yOyObkrkkSHematopoietic Indeed... https://t.co/yQD77hvBKu
3/6
2020
@Nbvllamy Now that’s truly an example of a partnership that we should be modeling relationships on.
3/4
2020
I’d date you but you don’t know me that way. https://t.co/LArKSNFeH3
3/3
2020
@acvalens The manipulation tactics in the OP. First, the guilt trip by labeling you a phobe/TERF. Then the attempte… https://t.co/Z9ijjOU5pK @SydneyLWatson It only revolves around fat women. Fat men are excluded as well.
3/2
2020
@yashar Rejection is a valuable experience though... @PennyDaflos r/murderedbywords
2/29
2020
@undeadscribe https://t.co/CLq1AXZ433
2/28
2020
@PrettyboiiDB_9 90+27=117-1=116 @ewarren I can’t wait for a Republican woman vs a Democrat man to happen so I can watch all of you crawfish your wa… https://t.co/twOHPJOZVa @Cinnpie SUBS OR SIMP?Here’s the deal I just got a little bit more time than you did last year and I’m going to be a very nice man. https://t.co/CfQ3vqmli0 @sarah_fong_tho https://t.co/q9VmafrUt2 @sarah_fong_tho I still think Promised Neverland trumps them all.
2/27
2020
@misterjench Tom Hardy
2/26
2020
@EvanWinter I’m halfway through RoD and it’s incredible!! You’ve got a new fan in me. I hope you’re staying happy and healthy.
2/23
2020
Is this real https://t.co/VjdAKpciXj
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2/21
2020
@AnthonyGreen There is no gift without a price. @AnthonyGreen I like this song so much more knowing that it’s about such a mind bending photo. It’s hard to believe that it’s even real.
2/18
2020
@evangelifrog OUTTA MY WAY!
2/15
2020
Who’s taking these pictures? 🧐 https://t.co/951gh9AicD
2/14
2020
What the...? https://t.co/2UnhZ08Lb2
2/12
2020
@beejereeno Today I... Cleaned the litter boxes (all 4 of them) Swept the floor Did a load of laundry Went grocery shopping
2/10
2020
That’s on me by Mac Miller, now that I’m back by Francis quinlan, nostalgist by caspian, cellophane by fka twigs ,… https://t.co/yeQanaibXp
Retweeted by Will Bowen @RoonKolos He wrote that whole thing just to brag about how “good” he is at sex.
2/9
2020
@TheTodayShow It sounds like both the wife and the husband work hard for their family.
2/8
2020
@ewarren Great! I will vote for Tulsi.
2/6
2020
@JustinWhang @JimNorton Can we get a Bloodborne boss health bar please?trans woman: i gotta pee cis people: well im gonna bust open the door to watch you, make sure you're not some kind… https://t.co/4gm8sxDR90
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2/3
2020
@AmandaPresto Midnight Tides by Steven EriksonThis has been common knowledge for a while but hearing her say it makes my blood boil https://t.co/qZOzNBTsvA
Retweeted by Will BowenFemale privilege is being able to put your hands on a man, admit to it, shame him, call him a "baby" and STILL be c… https://t.co/xvXvQF9lLR
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2/2
2020
If we abolish the government tomorrow I will have to do the job tomorrow https://t.co/6HsSIE3jW0
2/1
2020
the flu: *results in 500,000 hospitalizations and 30,000 deaths a year in the usa* americans: *don't even get the f… https://t.co/WwPb3RAgDJ
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1/31
2020
#xfinityoutage There seems to be outages happening in Houston right now. Very frustrating. The xfinity app keeps re… https://t.co/g0Qn0WSWvo @thatstarwarsgrl I know Titania is parody, but isn’t it weird how just being reasonable these days feels almost lik… https://t.co/jLhVilOGlb @AshBCoffin Quite the magnificent turnaround!Hair tie, soda, shopping cart https://t.co/F2ITLyigqC @PoliticalKathy I typically agree with a lot of what you have to say, but what exactly are you just saying here? Pl… https://t.co/WIUeZXjMjT
1/30
2020
@Virescence If you haven’t seen it yet, check out The Promised Neverland.Actress endorses a book she hasn't read because another celebrity gave it a stamp of approval, then withdraws endor… https://t.co/5xa0guPWse
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1/28
2020
@ewarren Tulsi Gabbard it is!
1/27
2020
@Virescence Anime girls defy physics and I love it.
1/22
2020
@SydneyLWatson The right to maintain the genitalia they were born with. Oh wait, that’s men that don’t have that right.
1/19
2020
@shoe0nhead Nothing says “I support women” like trying to get a woman fired for having a different opinion than me. @Virescence Pls respund lol
1/18
2020
@MVD731 COLONELAs some of you may know I am RICH as HELL due to Thunder Gaming! I’d like to spread some positivity so I’m sending… https://t.co/gp2cXfEuoo
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1/13
2020
@TheLaurenChen She worked tirelessly to eradicate “toxic” masculinity from video game and comic book culture? Seems… https://t.co/1bLzx55gJ6
1/10
2020
@Riceboxed Love your food! Where can I find your nutritional information? Thank you! @LHissrich @Scredgirl People need to remember that this is an adaptation. It will never be exactly the same as the… https://t.co/zEYaVep7pj
1/8
2020
I’m going give $7,000 to someone random who retweets this in the next 72 hours because I had a baby and I feel gene… https://t.co/hgGxtL7XWd
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1/4
2020
@True_Canuck1 What a miserable cunt.
1/3
2020
2020s not looking great. https://t.co/rDcL1bLSJo https://t.co/xfj8zMxKCn
1/2
2020
@thatstarwarsgrl You’ll have to muddle through somehow. One day, one step at a time. I know you can do it! 2020 isn… https://t.co/zbpYy8Zqtq
1/1
2019
@andysignore I think he’s just defensive and reactionary. I would probably just back off for now. Or at least take it to the DMs.
12/30
2019
Welp https://t.co/zjIdn3tboF https://t.co/2HzrmXYmWy @LaurenEAshli 43
12/24
2019
@KeroChobittsu I just started eating gummis what’s the best gummi to eat? Tier list?
12/22
2019
@heckyessica Watch Rick & Morty S3E1.
12/21
2019
I can’t believe they said “good morning”. What about the insomniacs out there that are not having a good morning ri… https://t.co/DOpyvfk2Gi
12/20
2019
@KeroChobittsu What’s your art account?
12/19
2019
Not guilty, but life destroyed anyway 👍 https://t.co/eZLsORbmPR
Retweeted by Will BowenMy wife left me home alone with the kids to go out drinking with her friends. A lesser man might whine and complain… https://t.co/Z7J7LK6Y5E
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12/18
2019
@travismcelroy I seem to learn new things very quickly. For instance, I recently taught myself how to code with zer… https://t.co/sj09zP07rJ @KeroChobittsu This is the way.
12/16
2019
@scrowder The left uhh.. finds a way.
12/14
2019
@ZubyMusic If gender and race are social constructs, affirmative action and the equal pay act are useless and we sh… https://t.co/HJb4uqbbVT
12/11
2019
2020 is going to be very good for you and I. https://t.co/uY0wQC22sJ
12/10
2019
@DaisyCousens I recommend Laredo Taqueria for some Mexican food that will blow your mind!
12/9
2019

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