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rockstar, comedian, writer, model, olympian, optimist. @ModernVillains / @TheRHExperience / @SMightyImprov he/him

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Joined Twitter 5/29/09


@ThatRyanD https://t.co/KtXyuANXkoD&D is the perfect opportunity to be astonishingly, embarrassingly silly and I love it, so so important these days… https://t.co/NjjISiA2xk @ThatRyanD Same as you! Also congrats on the 3 years, big love to you both <3 @ThatRyanD Why does this picture look like a shitpost @ThatRyanD Just FYI Bruce is missing from one of these, might need to delete and repost to fix that @QuadError Sending love your way through the ether
10/21
2020
It's a Return Of The Back Pain day, dosing myself up on ibuprofen & codeine, and got clearance from work to go back to bed, wish me luck
10/20
2020
Rediscovering Arctic Monkeys' first album and like...it's so good it's almost unbelievable. May we all strive to on… https://t.co/708YBeg3GN @QuadError Perhaps I'll blow up my final minecraft world earlier that same day? @QuadError Yeah that's where I'm leaning too! Factor into that it was the first game I remember seeing being played… https://t.co/6qvZrO3BDwThis final minecraft project is gonna take a few dozen hours by itself too, but that really is more like a second j… https://t.co/0WZp4GP52VBy my calculations I've just about 100 hours of non-minecraft taking left to power through by the end of the year,… https://t.co/6feNRjYgY3
10/19
2020
So glad no one ever padded that opening out to an entire game length, fucked around with the story, or leaned way t… https://t.co/T289NAQo6BI started my final replay of OG Final Fantasy VII this week (hoping I'll finally finish it this time), and god damn… https://t.co/0V4dw3YqVT @ThatRyanD @JonDBarker He can come too. I mean come. I mean come. @JonDBarker Looking forward to having sex with your lawn, man!
10/16
2020
@JonDBarker @ThatRyanD @jlandpartners Yes please, the less flattering the better, may as well zoom it in a bit too @doddleoddle @JonDBarker @ThatRyanD @jlandpartners Already on it dodes https://t.co/cYl7QyVk18 @JonDBarker @ThatRyanD @jlandpartners @doddleoddle A dodie cover of It's A Hardknock LifeI've never been particularly keen on my clean shaven face or felt I could pull off stubble, but I'm actually feelin… https://t.co/wQj2ezKPKZSuper mixed feelings about the London going into Tier 2 news - happy that action is being taken, sad that action ne… https://t.co/eTbkw4Nwqo
10/15
2020
@abbynormal0ne Thanks! Excited to get started on it, but well aware that I realistically won't until the new year, but hey! @QuadError You're firmly on the guest list by the way :)It's probably been done before, and I don't really care, I just want to broadcast some obnoxiously positive vibes o… https://t.co/9eNDAWH87hFinally figured out what my podcast will be when I eventually start it, probably next year - a show about being rel… https://t.co/Y4ZNahkU8qThe best answer I’ve ever read @dollyalderton https://t.co/HeeQPLXcHh
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10/14
2020
I say this every year but hot damn if moving to London wasn't the best thing I've ever done. Eternally grateful to… https://t.co/v66J5B61HIToday marks six years since I moved to London, here's Baby Will & Baby Luke drinking vodka out of tea cups on our f… https://t.co/jSwKO2kNAbThat awful moment when you realise a Halo reference fits absolutely perfectly in the breakdown of a new Very Angry… https://t.co/RYuf1ULqr0
10/13
2020
@ThatRyanD https://t.co/2ykc5638MT @ThatRyanD Bloody smashing it mate! Don't apologise or whatever about this, if it suits you then it's an absolute boss move
10/12
2020
Help I've discovered the Internet Historian and it's taken over my entire sunday
10/11
2020
@greengraasssss My exterior now matches my ever youthful outlook on life @AdamJohnHoward 1. Accurate 2. Accurate 3. Accurate 4. AccurateA Temporary Return To Babyface In Four Awful Stages https://t.co/xMLQrCJKTM @ThatRyanD https://t.co/NxcTRWXdLC
10/10
2020
This has been an evening of building the most Farmville animal paddock I've ever seen in Minecraft with my pal Tom… https://t.co/7jSSkYRtm7 @ThatRyanD Done, sent you the recording on messenger @ThatRyanD Fuck it why not, it's not like I was going to have a career in politics anyway
10/9
2020
@QuadError I built some farms in minecraft, we've all got to do what we can do on a Thursday night in 2020
10/8
2020
@MrJattski @ThatRyanD @Maddyology @edstockham @pencilbandit @aileyun @XantheSimmans https://t.co/g0Pw9EL9wq @ThatRyanD @Maddyology? @edstockham?
10/7
2020
Cycled up Gipsy Hill for the first time today, the hardest local climb, and one I've been too intimidated to attemp… https://t.co/H0dIe67UDUA friend of mine has recently started playing and enjoying Doom Eternal, and he says he's looking forward to the gi… https://t.co/Ku9eCPyN2oHot take/unpopular opinion: Black Holes and Revelations is at least as good as Absolution, if not slightly betterListening to Absolution while working today, a great album for sure but way less interesting, idiosyncratic, or imp… https://t.co/FxHWLe6FMq
10/6
2020
Also while I'm at it: fuck Christopher Nolan and Warner Bros for pushing through with Tenet, and fuck MGM & Univers… https://t.co/DsFSA1Idgn @ThatRyanD Yeah, cineworld staff are consistently absolute gems in my experience - Cineworld the company doesn't de… https://t.co/cKhj7NJUzSAnd for christ's sake hire their soon-to-be ex-employees if you can, let them get the hell away from an employer wh… https://t.co/wrHq2husnrMy heart goes out to all the staff affected by this, and to all the staff of all the other businesses which will ha… https://t.co/bHlJvt0IvJBut also: I decided, with the enthusiastic blessing of all my picturehouse friends, that after the pre-furlough fuc… https://t.co/J9V1lVutGIYes this is the government's fault for being unbelievably boneheaded with regards to reopening businesses and endin… https://t.co/QYBV0WSTBtRe: Cineworld I've got multiple friends who work at my local Picturehouse who were all fired with no notice 3 hour… https://t.co/CGMq1RfR3h @Sideways440 here with an absolute takedown of a video about pitch correction / autotune - really fantastic video! https://t.co/9WsuiVTBnO
10/5
2020
Listened to Origin Of Symmetry again the other night and it really is a masterclass in "do whatever the hell you want" music
10/4
2020
@Mrheavyhand I sure hope dozens of hours of minecraft counts as nothing because I'd like that to be normalised too
10/2
2020
@ThatRyanD Been thinking about this, and it just strikes me as odd that the limitation necessitating this change is… https://t.co/RS4KrC6YxH @MrJattski Absolutely! @StevieBaby1988 https://t.co/Vm5UdnfbsV(Not an existential crisis or questioning of self worth, literally just a "wait, why am I doing this again?")Made the mistake of thinking too long about why I tweet, what I should be tweeting, who I'm tweeting for, and why a… https://t.co/6dLDe0iPArShout out to everyone who's following me on here because I was mildly successful on YouTube a decade ago, and keep forgetting to unfollow mewhat horrors has he seen https://t.co/iDINRFSKCd
10/1
2020
30 minutes into watching the debate and I've had to turn it off, utterly mind numbing
9/30
2020
No Man's Sky is pretty now?? https://t.co/9RX4nVbTGdBeen relistening to The White Stripes back catalogue while working today, and good god the jump in quality when you… https://t.co/ezPnqKBl7P
9/28
2020
Retweeting this for the evening twitter peeps - book recommendation for everyone, especially cishet women (the book… https://t.co/jWlYDvSpjcYoo The Old Guard is a good time on NetflixI don't know or really care if this is a weird thing to tweet, but I just finished reading Come As You Are by Emily… https://t.co/UlZhRMVPQ7
9/26
2020
@QuadError Amazing! Haha why the hell not!Dreamed I was asked to play a song as the warm up act for my stand up comedian crush last minute, and the only inst… https://t.co/JsuFEUkojr
9/25
2020
@QuadError Taking bets on 7,000+Feels like the first proper day of autumn this morning and I am HERE for it - my jumper is staying on until April https://t.co/kfuEnlSO2W
9/24
2020
6,178 new cases today, up from 4,926 yesterday. Even considering the differences in the amount of tests, that's an insane jump in numbers
9/23
2020
@Eddache_ Man that guys really fucking sucks doesn't he! The way he's never sure if people he likes, admires, and m… https://t.co/uP0PSIKCRUBonus points if it's someone/something you really should like, so the hate-watching is almost out of obligationDoes anyone else have "guilty displeasures"? As in, watching creators they absolutely can't stand out of sheer morbid curiosityI've been watching The Thick Of It for the last couple of weeks, and it hits different these days when the current… https://t.co/4fVGBFJ3Si @QuadError https://t.co/YToaBCEW5F @JonnyEveson https://t.co/8PeQyRLSX8 @JonnyEveson Ah that's good, wasn't sure if it was nocturnal or just lazy, I feel much safer nowGood thing Covid only comes out at night, huh?Sorry, does the government actually think that a 10pm curfew on pubs, bars, and restaurants is going to do anything at all?
9/22
2020
@SpinachPuffs We completely bulldozed it! First three elytra acquired and enchanted so we can more easily find more… https://t.co/qVedmZTM5rAlso holy hell Elytra + Riptide III Trident is fun! Now we can fly and have shulker boxes it's time for the final… https://t.co/vhiEB5KJwESo it turns out Minecraft's Ender Dragon fight lasts about 2 minutes flat when there are six of you with maxed out… https://t.co/7unq8JNflnAs sad as this is, I'm really excited that tonight, after 9 years of playing Minecraft, and 6 months on this curren… https://t.co/41GU1RjLQ3
9/21
2020
@ThatRyanD https://t.co/3Y1o137Crd
9/20
2020
@ThatRyanD I can't make it but I laughed at just imagining it hahaha @QuadError No they don't, can't wait for later!Finally sitting down to write about why I'm giving up videogames at the end of the year. No idea if or where this w… https://t.co/h3A9AUQDzf
9/19
2020
@jonnybriers Which I guess we'll see more of - tech moving faster than consumers need to keep up with, I remember w… https://t.co/Sl7qZ3klxS @jonnybriers Yeah! Like, I've got no doubt that it's better and will eventually become standard, but beyond future… https://t.co/qnb1mcwnMsALSO I got this pre-roll ad yesterday and it was like staring into the abyss: https://t.co/ziDVK0Qtuu - something t… https://t.co/rVII9QTl8JTweet inspired by noticing multiple adverts for 5G networks this week and having none of them actually, y'know...ad… https://t.co/7QBHiLLGXnRandom take: I still don't understand 5G, and the tech industry has done a really poor job of explaining it beyond… https://t.co/gzOE7TRFukToday's forgotten piece of YouTube history: https://t.co/qraRoM9Iyw @Samakayne That's a very valid approach, and one I'm gonna adopt from now on! @Samakayne This is great, shame it's a GnR cover though
9/18
2020
I may not have achieved much during the first lockdown, but my sandwich making game has got significantly better let me tell you
9/17
2020

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