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One of the last fun people

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Joined Twitter 4/17/09


@jimtews https://t.co/7MrAFZHmH3Man, I am hating Season 244 of America but at least it feels like it's ramping up to a finale.
9/24
2020
Same goes for @CityOfBoston !! https://t.co/2PMrVHNo2p @GMGIRL63 @AAARPGodess I can't see! @DeadCarl2 Hmm was I walking my dog? Otherwise may have been a lookalike - this is todays outfit https://t.co/cncz9yvLwr @KingOfKingz2369 @easzy8 One of my favorite jams of all time https://t.co/pwjr3srqSw
Retweeted by Will Noonan @KingOfKingz2369 @easzy8 One of my favorite jams of all time https://t.co/pwjr3srqSw @KingOfKingz2369 Yep, we are going in reverse now - or at least spinning our wheels @DionUpHere I Call those "witches fingers" @GMGIRL63 I was sweating Aurora. Planning routes to animal ER's in my brain 😂lighter for scale and bongJust spent an hour thinking my dog had swallowed this deer antler before I found it in the clean laundry. I don't… https://t.co/HkKn1NRWSD @KingOfKingz2369 We haven't evolved muchIt's weird how it sounds like the same thing🤔🤫 https://t.co/m8nJEt9vEC
Retweeted by Will NoonanThe first Fauci https://t.co/vJJuRdCh1W @RyanVargas_23 Happy Birthday man, and congratulations on all your success so far. To many more 🥂Look at these headlines from 1919 https://t.co/zew6vISa8OI'm so sick of the CDC being the biggest flip flopping buzzkill https://t.co/rFTmCj2kdH @rhpooley Title Song by Kurt Cobain
9/23
2020
@GBHArchives @thecoolidge 40 cents for two lbs of lettuce What. A. Time.another reminder that everyone that didn’t cast me is wrong.
Retweeted by Will Noonan @TroyNoBolton_ Fartlander lol @KevinDombrowski I have just now decided to take a nap after watching thisWisdom in them thar pounds https://t.co/Os7QVPhcXD
Retweeted by Will Noonan @CalebEatsBacon Lol "Stop trying to keep me alive and give me what I asked for." @drosty521 @BubbaWallace Maybe in the new ride that will be possible...... @BubbaWallace 2021 https://t.co/TXfg3AU8Xn @ZippityZeus There's a guy in my neighborhood who looks like a jog to the mailbox would kill him who tells everyone how to liveWe're overdue for a bowling movie, and @willnoonan is the force to bring it! https://t.co/3v0Eb61nFP
Retweeted by Will NoonanI love when fat guys in flip flops say things like "The sea doesn't care about you."
9/22
2020
Retweet if you think everyone on twitter is a douche.
Retweeted by Will Noonan @EnesKanter "Y'all About that bullshit! Cannonball!" - Marcus Smart @BrickWallMagic @MetalJesusRocks @Xbox @BethesdaStudios 😭Woke up after 6 months and realized I am now Lisa Simpson's fiancé from the future https://t.co/F7qSvh29eB
Retweeted by Will Noonan @ChrissieMayr https://t.co/216IVUhNjk @DavidFuller39 @joeylogano https://t.co/AMMeBrbuWx
9/21
2020
@40YrsFineTuning @CompoundBoss I'd say it's a direct attemptHis name is Hugh Parkfield. https://t.co/dIPDSAul9T https://t.co/SkUEUrQeAQWoke up after 6 months and realized I am now Lisa Simpson's fiancé from the future https://t.co/F7qSvh29eB @BuzzyVon @TalkinYanks We have thousands!When your friend's Mom makes Hamburger Helper https://t.co/MZfJATfev4 @TalkinYanks https://t.co/lnIGDwWabM @RyanVargas_23 Just think of it as a dirt track for your feet @BBeerleague just a joke sadly, i wish I was really there doing cumiaI had a blast doing stand up in NYC last night, here's a pic of me at the Cellar. https://t.co/NfO2Juo8ao @KevinDombrowski Got a pic of you on stage https://t.co/7fZCR9lRcQ @rawwdog99 Kyle was really on one last night https://t.co/Opl4IIrj7lMe exhaling a bong hit after my weekly phone call with Mom https://t.co/2eSxRgX8D6 @Bobbybo49201107 @joeylogano I am your friend Bobby @rawwdog99 @joeylogano I don't know if you saw but Kyle Busch said Logano "has no friends"Dear @joeylogano , I'll be your friend. Your friend, Will @daltongood18 NO HE ISN'TBoston's version is that guy who has been in South Station who just needs a few bucks for a train ticket to Worcest… https://t.co/370klQ0PZx
9/20
2020
I hope every girl I’ve ever met had fun on their hike today
Retweeted by Will NoonanFor when you are both too cold and too warm at the same time. https://t.co/npOZjHbDSe
Retweeted by Will Noonan @millahguy Thanks Matt! I agree.🙏 https://t.co/zC8g1kZblp @HeyRatty The have a speedway @NoahGragson @PolenDesignsInc https://t.co/gdHeTa2zDp @rabbitlol666 NIO @Deputy_Dog https://t.co/wmYsHyA4x4 @BuzzyVon Have @BuzzyVon Just gave a thing for elderly jewish ladies
9/19
2020
@wicket88 Damn wicket, thank god for you @megansarahj Must be podcasting @BrendanSagalow It's elementary my dear Sagalow. @FDSheckler So true @DangItLee @TroyNoBolton_ Theater School is 400 students with this guys need for attentionMe in 2033 high af breathing marijuana treated air and pondering which Netflix VR porno I want to pay 226 social cr… https://t.co/npA6g7UH6s @Castles_Burning Coffee in hand, slight weed buzz https://t.co/ZCmNNeTJPGSam and I skipped the dog park this morning for a sea walk and fetch https://t.co/ctwwmUNvKX @MattWBZ @wbznewsradio How does nothing ever get approved but crap like this does @chadzumock Opinions are my own! @furious02118mom @megansarahj Not sayin its right, but it is what it is: HamsterdamMcGret https://t.co/Ml5yhXM3Jr @kellymacfarland I'm checking the weather all the time lol @kellymacfarland My "headlines by jay leno"
9/18
2020
@tfh4 No a local guymy dinner https://t.co/0igpdlGxl0 @CzUcanbuyanthr1 @BrickWallMagic $12 to St JudesWell that's being fixed today actually, so they will just be weekly along with the show after the latest update https://t.co/JEFCev4iab @HeraldMalsom @TheNoonanShow Well that's being fixed today actually, so they will just be weekly along with the show after the latest update @NewSeanRosa https://t.co/LmDeRkyLHBThis clip sums up me and Paul's friendship pretty well https://t.co/2o9SsnJKHwEpisode 89 is available! New content every week. Subscribe at: https://t.co/nCYs3KtWad Want more? For as little… https://t.co/OTMBvAIocg
Retweeted by Will Noonan @BubbaWallace https://t.co/xCl9DeuEzr @bottlerocket https://t.co/9fh9ooYoy3 @bottlerocket https://t.co/P1P0jsCfztI say we eradicate small talk along with coronavirus.
9/17
2020
This Saturday night 2 Shows @TheWoohaha https://t.co/sBzCtlqYpz
Retweeted by Will NoonanOh Christ. https://t.co/UFgeLp2iRD
Retweeted by Will Noonan @LandauDave Those continentals tho 👀https://t.co/uJUgQR2UyWYo download this app https://t.co/hEqjZJtAon @UnbalancedMemes Fuck nay @willnoonan https://t.co/GleXyHCbwd
Retweeted by Will Noonan @wicket88 Yeah its getting scary @JonathanTillson @KingShimmy Hair = 🔥 @blackwater_dan Remember those GAP sweatshirts on the Milton girls? @krzycarew @Yellowstone I hear its an awesome show, gotta check@it out
9/16
2020

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