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Fake geek girl. I can't believe that Bryce prefers Van Patten's card to mine. On a good day I am charming as fuck.

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Joined Twitter 3/14/07


Good night, nerds. https://t.co/uCIPhqIyNfTL,DR: Kavanaugh appears to have committed perjury in 2006 https://t.co/J1TRjDzHQs
Retweeted by Wil 'this account mocks fascists' WheatonCheck out https://t.co/s5Iv8lHfqM which is now LIVE, make sure you’re registered and signed up for updates. Will ha… https://t.co/Ize67RX2iR
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8/17
2018
@janewiedlin @spookperson It improved my day by 92%!As I said before, I'm at https://t.co/KyYRI0iYzf and https://t.co/OJ6k9iMrtu as wilw. I'm itswilwheaton at Instagra… https://t.co/2fZFHzBjt6I am not under any false impressions about this effort. It probably won't make a difference at all. But that doesn'… https://t.co/bc5DYxpsP7I don't want to be part of what Twitter has become. I hope that if enough of us deactivate, whoever is leading Twit… https://t.co/u6DtrFvG6rEarly on, people like me helped Twitter grow and flourish. I'm proud of that, and I don't regret it. But Twitter ha… https://t.co/OeKxE4VgxMAs I said yesterday: no judgment. If you're not into this effort, that's totally cool. Live your best life, and spe… https://t.co/3RXtkLnONlI've been here since the very beginning. Tomorrow, I'm deactivating my Twitter. I invite you to join me, for a day,… https://t.co/Xo3CaUhHuDYeah, big shocker. So, $80 million, in addition to the $30 million it was already going to cost. Now, how far w… https://t.co/CswjD8AkE1
Retweeted by Wil 'this account mocks fascists' Wheatontoday I learned that goats who won't stop head butting have to wear pool noodles and it feels like information I sh… https://t.co/3RK4owVTyo
Retweeted by Wil 'this account mocks fascists' Wheaton @hallublin @pattonoswalt @AllenRueckert @JamesUrbaniak THE FUCK?This is such a great idea, and it's a good way to show @SenatorCollins that Americans are serious about holding her… https://t.co/vk8XOcKQDOSound has speed. https://t.co/sOBdVjRisaThe original Star Control creators are in a legal battle with Stardock after telling Brad Wardell "no you can't use… https://t.co/C0ohBtiKJT
Retweeted by Wil 'this account mocks fascists' Wheaton @emptywheel @digby56 They spend zero of their own dollars, and probably millions of dollars from their marks who keep giving them money. @TabletopOwlbear @AnneWheaton @rarelyupdated NO.Not enough. Get to to polls, no matter what. Vote like your life, your country, and your future depend on it. You… https://t.co/u5Jfzwqrak
Retweeted by Wil 'this account mocks fascists' WheatonThe latest defense: 14 separate members of Trump's campaign were tricked into taking 87 contacts and 26 meetings wi… https://t.co/QaYqDDorXv
Retweeted by Wil 'this account mocks fascists' WheatonGood night, nerds. https://t.co/s6g83iyEW3Us: Please enforce your TOS, and kick the Nazis off Twitter. Twitter: We hear you. Now, HOW ABOUT ... we force you… https://t.co/e2rVtUJp6w @MEPFuller His hands are, like, really tied. He just feels awful about it, and it's deeply troubling that he just c… https://t.co/WxGWHpw1ji @MEPFuller And he's really, really, super duper, totally troubled. It's really important that you know how troubled… https://t.co/lZwkr2g29qWell this looks delicious. As soon as I get my kitchen back, I know what I'm making! https://t.co/cMTg4wTVOkThis is Daisy and Luna. Daisy doesn’t like car rides so Luna comforts her until they both fall asleep. H*ckin heart… https://t.co/XCzUrMmxg3
Retweeted by Wil 'this account mocks fascists' Wheaton @neilgrayston Hard pass.
8/16
2018
@AlexPlayerofgam This is awesome, and it's illustrative of how great Twitter *can* be, *should* be, and *would* be,… https://t.co/uu1DZveF0rI feel like it's implied, but just to be clear: live your best life! If #DeactiDay isn't your jam, that's cool! No… https://t.co/1tOmwezhwWTwitter is broken. You deserve better than an app that tolerates and welcomes the spreading of abuse and misinforma… https://t.co/doMxRRS3mkIf you'd told me 12 hours -- hell, 1 hour -- ago that this would be relevant to my life today, I'd have given you 1… https://t.co/Lvc2AU2IIX @AshleyEsqueda I helped to playtest it. It's really fun.My Wife: Is something wrong? Me: Yup My Wife: Did I do something wrong? Me: No My Wife: Is there something I ca… https://t.co/5VL0VHgQUy
Retweeted by Wil 'this account mocks fascists' WheatonThis guy seems like a lot of fun. https://t.co/gcuVZEqCw9 @TheTweetOfGod Well I don't even BELIEVE in you, so there.Just in case you, like I, missed this magnificent creation yesterday. https://t.co/Qr836Mi7cfMeanwhile, Jared Kushner has had to revise over 100 errors and omissions on his forms and he still has his clearanc… https://t.co/liQOyCd7vX
Retweeted by Wil 'this account mocks fascists' Wheaton @phun4me Show me a single elected Republican who has done anything meaningful to end this abuse and reunite the fam… https://t.co/g7NoAXcXfbDonald Trump's Republican party is the party of child abuse. Everyone at ICE and CBP who is involved in this inhuma… https://t.co/XdUvD2SycTi wrote about #DeactiDay, a growing movement to leave Twitter over its inaction when it comes to harassment, white… https://t.co/Opdwr3UdkE
Retweeted by Wil 'this account mocks fascists' WheatonA president who lost the popular vote by millions is trying to slide in a Supreme Court justice while withholding 9… https://t.co/V2ZtIbwcoj
Retweeted by Wil 'this account mocks fascists' WheatonGood night, nerds. https://t.co/y1hJbo4lyC"Wesley Crusher's fat Elvis years are in the Extended Universe" is a thing I just said to a bunch of my friends. So now you know.The Senate has always asked for ALL of the records of Supreme Court nominees. Now they want you to believe that 10… https://t.co/JLvqurHjWf
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8/15
2018
I wish I were surprised that @Twitter is totally cool with promoting and profiting from Alex Jones inciting violenc… https://t.co/basuuEQnLwSo a bunch of us are hoping that Twitter will take Alex Jones' hate and cruelty and flaunting of Twitter's own TOS… https://t.co/Vxp59B4vj1
Retweeted by Wil 'this account mocks fascists' WheatonThis is the sort of harassment and unfettered cruelty that @jack is totally cool with, and it's why a lot of us are… https://t.co/NVik5AB9gu @goldengateblond Whatever he's doing, he certainly isn't getting any intelligence from it."It's okay ... artists are supposed to be a little different." - Bob Ross, reaching through time from the 80s, to validate me.I feel like truth just doesn't matter anymore. Too many journalists, cable news hosts, pundits, and people in a pos… https://t.co/CJJuZSC84nMy head exploded a little bit listening to Sarah Huckabee Sanders say that the "American people" (i.e. the voters)… https://t.co/TjpgehbHOP
Retweeted by Wil 'this account mocks fascists' WheatonJanet! Doctor Scott! Janet! Brad! Rocky! Happy birthday to The Rocky Horror Picture Show, which was released o… https://t.co/X2Zhjxts75“Why should you delete your Twitter account Friday, August 17th?” by @H4N4W4LT https://t.co/KIk2Qa7K6j.@shannoncoulter’s #Blockparty500 is killing it, folks. If you haven’t done so, please check it out. https://t.co/oIgmpbFOIB
Retweeted by Wil 'this account mocks fascists' WheatonLogged out on Friday, and spent the whole weekend being present with my family, creating art I care about, pretendi… https://t.co/wbTyenmga9
Retweeted by Wil 'this account mocks fascists' WheatonJeff, dude, I'm begging you. make the call. this is what your representatives in Congress are for https://t.co/wKo2lbxrIe
Retweeted by Wil 'this account mocks fascists' Wheatonyou better call your senator dude, this doesn't sound good https://t.co/hTBrZWuhfN
Retweeted by Wil 'this account mocks fascists' WheatonA reality star is making a joke out of the presidency as a reality star is making a joke out of the president.
Retweeted by Wil 'this account mocks fascists' WheatonGood night, nerds. https://t.co/7LxHJsnGM5Hamlet's Hit Points helped me level up my DMing, which I expected. It also helped me level up my storytelling and c… https://t.co/kgveDg2q8qI don't believe in temporarily escalating user privileges in Linux to do research. That's just sudo science.I’ve been a daily user of @twitter for the last 11 years - long before I started working at Twitter. I won’t be a “… https://t.co/W1K01oYJ7A
Retweeted by Wil 'this account mocks fascists' Wheaton @mdvtfan @billprady We are way past discussing the issues with people who continue to stand with and support an aut… https://t.co/LvSU6PHR7L"Dig the hole. Dig the hole! Dig. The. Hole. Just dig the h*ck out of that hole. Find a place in the yard that need… https://t.co/4YhSRN9BgE @mdvtfan @billprady Expressing horror and outrage at what is happening to our country, and our own Congress's compl… https://t.co/XSxq98zuul40,000! Are you listening, @Twitter? https://t.co/YPkFRl1UHs @StormyDaniels If I knew then what I know now, I'd take more naps. @herushaliam Read my pinned tweet.Lifehacker has some good advice: https://t.co/3KxvQkQvUQ @JosephScrimshaw That ice cream is so much better than it has any right to be.
8/14
2018
Awww, Jack must be such a proud boy. https://t.co/RrUPaLJlPGFixed your headline for you @NPR They’re protesting racism, not the anthem. https://t.co/YgGak7QImt
Retweeted by Wil 'this account mocks fascists' WheatonTHE GREEN RUBBER HANDLES ARE A LIE. @rstevens my whole lifeI am celebrating #LeftHandersDay by folding a piece of paper with scissors that won't cut anything, ever. @JimJamCarMan You're right. Twitter doesn't care if I deactivate. But if enough people *do*, maybe it'll have a pos… https://t.co/4jNLQBzmhZ @lammey_jen When I took Twitter off my phone several months ago, I reminded myself that if anything *truly* importa… https://t.co/VmId5V8Gbl @irulethegalaxy @jack Come join us at https://t.co/KyYRI0AzXP! @Greyson2020 @shannoncoulter He's a despicable person who does despicable things, using Twitter to attack and harm… https://t.co/AwCS7NKGAcSuch incredibly great company you keep, @jack. https://t.co/cfQmOlPrByYou've got great friends, @jack. You must be so proud. https://t.co/OQDhI9sNgm @alpzazca Oh hey I just did, and it doesn't say anything about private businesses enforcing its TOS consistently an… https://t.co/o8YT80PUKxHeckuva job @jack. I hope all the Twitter employees are proud of you. https://t.co/7TXfaKtBx1
Retweeted by Wil 'this account mocks fascists' Wheaton @Greyson2020 @shannoncoulter Spectacular job missing the point, sir.Thanks for listening. If you just can't live without my dumb jokes, #Resistance posts, and pictures of my pets, I'l… https://t.co/TwN6zAFWT4So a bunch of us are hoping that Twitter will take Alex Jones' hate and cruelty and flaunting of Twitter's own TOS… https://t.co/Vxp59B4vj1Twitter used to be fun. It was a potential force for good in the world, but it's become the social network equivale… https://t.co/oMzqmuGYObTwitter is a private business and can decide who and what it promotes and enables. There are certain things that ju… https://t.co/TasGN7wOoJI'm just posting this here for the few of you who care: I'm planning to sign out and stay signed out unless and unt… https://t.co/uF5qMc4g7dThe Alex Jones thing is the last straw for me. Every other social network has rightfully removed that awful man's a… https://t.co/SXtWCl2iDSIt's a real shame that Twitter's leadership doesn't seem to care about the hateful people it empowers, and enforces… https://t.co/rLrfhGl6vxLogged out on Friday, and spent the whole weekend being present with my family, creating art I care about, pretendi… https://t.co/wbTyenmga9 @UnburntWitch Sign me up!
8/13
2018
I have not looked at Twitter since ... Sunday? Maybe early Monday morning? And I had a *great* week. Twitter has be… https://t.co/FBqKS1mleM @scottmenville @mbsings @TeenTitansMovie From a certain point of view, it's the _definition_ of punk rock to sing with Michael Bolton.
8/11
2018
This morning's bedhead is the only one I have. https://t.co/9t1zQjhBBc
8/10
2018
This morning's bedhead is scandalizing the rich people in this cafe. https://t.co/avWAUdElRr
8/9
2018
#Repost @annewheaton (get_repost) ・・・ Yeah, we're adults. #venturacountyfair @ Ventura County Fair https://t.co/raO6dqzzzH#Repost givepuglove (get_repost) ・・・ Just a pig and a pug sharing a little kiss! 🐷💋🐶 Follow my piggy pal gibletthep… https://t.co/FXLt6fZlhY
8/8
2018

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