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Cat @WinningByARose

Didn’t choose the messy life it chose me πŸ’– header by daddy @climaxximus I am aries af

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Joined Twitter 4/19/09

The mad emoji is so cute. You can't get mad at it. You could say anything and get away with it. Like Imagine textin…
Retweeted by Cat @video_jame no I just want to fuck :) @its_me_your_mom I don’t blame youfuck nudes send cheese pics *creates dolphin* DOLPHIN:
Retweeted by Cat @andlikelaura πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’– @GroovyTasia yessssssis it horny Sunday or something? I’ve had 3 guys dm me this morning. I’m hungover. Leave me alone or bring me food @arwenlothbrok πŸ₯°πŸ’–πŸ₯°πŸ’– @tyleripresume TYLER @PallaviGunalan HIIII 😍😍😍 @its_me_your_mom Phil β€˜can you hear me’
@aotakeo πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I love this! @Royal_Stein πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’– @mxmclain Hiiiiii lovely πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’– @smithsara79 hello beaut πŸ˜πŸ’–how did he pull 6 women
Retweeted by Cat @BattyMclain Hiiiiii πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’– @schoonerz shut up @Tobi_Is_Fab Hello birthday girl!!! πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’– @jeffxwilcox hello baby πŸ’– @kissimoose Hi beaut πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’– @jared_kelly742 Jared! πŸ₯° @CandyEmpires πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’–πŸ’– @i_mthestorm hi beautiful πŸ’–πŸ’– @Shenanigans_luv you are amazing πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’– @andlikelaura I knuhhh wha you arhhhhhh πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’– @kieransofar πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’ @its_me_your_mom HELLO WIFE πŸ₯° @NEGirl711 Hello! πŸ’– @WhatsAGreenhorn NO @henchbeaver Hello Hench!! πŸ’– @Browtweaten πŸ₯°πŸ₯° @itmegreggy NO @bigsharkguy Hi babe @lincnotfound NOhello say it back @video_jame I bet you sigh like that when you get my nudes 😍this could be us rn but I don’t have a hand up my ass :( @THATdjc @frankieplsrelax David I have charged men for much less. Also, not sure what’s wrong w being Russian so also you’re a tad racist @its_me_your_mom Lmaoooo you clown @FeelingEuphoric I love it! I hope I emphasised the need for a pub to be the 3rd wheel in the relationship...... @video_jame why you asking girls just DM me bb @CAshmanActor lmao
if u could clone urself would u blow ur clones back out
Retweeted by Cat @queenjoheen That, and the Atlantic Oceanmy amazing and talented friend did a portrait of me and I’m so buzzed πŸ’–πŸ’– @climaxximus love you πŸ₯° @andlikelaura PFFFFTTTTTTT @frankieplsrelax finally I can relax with house I can purchase as a single mum πŸ₯΄ and the equal pay I get πŸ₯΄feminism is complete. our work is done.
Retweeted by CatYeah sex is great, but have u ever actually had sex tbh its usually only ok
Retweeted by Cat @queenjoheen I tell my lonely vagina this everyday :( @andlikelaura LEFT ON READ! also queens, block those dicks, they don’t deserve usThe most awkward story ever: This one time my girlfriend was ill, so I said I'd make her favourite green Thai curr…
Retweeted by Cat @MNateShyamalan omg nate πŸ˜‚πŸ’€why did i make this
Retweeted by CatImagine being surprised by a chunky spider visitor while you’re driving down the highway. Poor thing must feel so u…
Retweeted by CatThere’s a cure
Retweeted by CatTrump: it’s a normal size desk? desk guy (barely keeping it together): yea
Retweeted by Catcuffing season? no, sorry, i’m an abolitionist
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Retweeted by Cat @WhatsAGreenhorn πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’ @smithsara79 I LOVE THIS FOR YOU πŸ’–πŸ”₯πŸ’–πŸ”₯ @sgtballsvevo love yooouuu πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–Excuse us but we r cute
Retweeted by Cat @its_me_your_mom oh HELL YA we are πŸ’–πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ’–white people will risk lives to go see their families but are too terrified to bring up politics when they get there
Retweeted by Cat @henchbeaver 😬😬😬 @Tobi_Is_Fab πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯today I am thankful for my tits and my tits ONLY @Frisco1713 @frankieplsrelax Jude stop being a creephappy thanksgiving - boring - old - makes me think about pilgrims happy chilling day - everybody is just chilling…
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Just searched my photo album for β€˜art’ and it bought up all my nudes✨ Secret Crush its_me_your_mom secretly loves you! 😳 Who loves you in secret? ➑️ you know the average person eats 8 spiders in their sleep a year? me: *pulls out a bag full of spiders and eats a handful* weak
Retweeted by Catit's my dream interview at nasa. "how are ur programming skills" they ask. "out of this world" i nervously joke. th…
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Retweeted by Catthis stupid ass mf the reason im at work rn
Retweeted by Cati don't trust tall men, for every inch over 6’ they lose a bit of personality and replace it with a toxic trait
Retweeted by Cat @PallaviGunalan @smithsara79 YESSSSSSS Wednesday complete @PallaviGunalan @smithsara79 just call me the new Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth π’œπ’»π’»π’Άπ’Ύπ“‡π“ˆ πŸ’– @smithsara79 WHAT A BEAUT 😍😍😍 @damnfinetweet @PopeAwesomeXIII YAY πŸ’–πŸ”₯πŸ’–πŸ”₯πŸ’–WHY DO MEN NOT GET RHETORICAL QUESTIONS
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@its_me_your_mom @CrockettForReal LMAO @parilani πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚Describe yourself with two Muppets!! @Browtweaten @HenpeckedHal @ronnui_ @Jamberee13 @CAshmanActor @sarawrencomedy Adammmmm πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–"you can't fail if you don't try" buddy watch
Retweeted by Cat @bigsharkguy Ayeeee @SvnSxty @ChicksRule @Tobi_Is_Fab @BeeeejEsq @LizerReal @EllaZee5 @Conchvegas1 @suecorvette @lifeisforkedup…'m EXTREMELY body positive I believe very deeply everyone should have a body
Retweeted by Cat @Zweimas @0___DAVID___0 @ocukgilly @NotTheRealOpus omg πŸ’€how much i pretend to care about sports is directly tied to how hot the man is. if you ever see me wearing a jersey…
Retweeted by Cat @EarlSimpsonII it’s my turn on the Xbox thanks @parilani Truly not surprised @human_not_bees ikr πŸ₯΄ @Maplebvrbannock you just did πŸ˜‚ @1ofthe7dwarves 😬 @Swan_Corleone2 πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„