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Swamp monster & tree hugger. Incoming Editor-in-Chief of NIGHTMARE magazine; Senior/Managing Editor at LIGHTSPEED. She/her. 🏳️‍🌈

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@LinaRather @slickhop WAY TO GO!!!!Every home has secret passages if you get enough termites.
Retweeted by Vendy N. VampireToday was "DO ALL THE STUFF DAY," and I gotta say, I got A LOT done. I mean, I might have pureed my brain, but I g… https://t.co/b3f21gUJSp @BrentCLambert It's so heart-breaking. I feel so sick. @ErikGrove @jkwak Hope you have some baby oil stashed someplace in your house, Jessie. @cinapelayo Good grief, those are worse than spiders!! Eeek! @jkwak Learning an instrument? @ReadJThompson I just re-watched Alien the other weekend. Total delight. Enjoying Bly Manor, but only 4 (5?) eps in. @brimorganbooks I am just the same! @TristanPalmgren I would LOVE that!!! @underpope Oh, man, that's so hard. *hug*I know people who literally thought Obama was the antichrist as prophesied in Revelations — who lit up at seeing wa… https://t.co/PmMjfZTEN3
Retweeted by Vendy N. VampireIf you have 2 minutes read my twisted, dark fairy tale “The Cottage” about a story you all know. If you have 2 seco… https://t.co/vayLrUrGhA
Retweeted by Vendy N. Vampire @jessnevins I had lost hope and then it got accepted at a small press! But I've trunked plenty. @Vylar_Kaftan @FantasticalKate I sure hope we just wake up on the city streets with half our items missing. @SofiaAjram I have GOT to win the lottery so I can buy one of your pieces! Your work is so beautiful. @THEKitMann YOU PEOPLE ARE MONSTERS!!!I don't think I ever realized before how ominous the statement "anyone can become president" is.
Retweeted by Vendy N. Vampire @emilyhughes Looks like a mighty fine way to celebrate an anniversary--congrats! @Gabino_Iglesias Heck, let's say both of them. @mdbell79 Brutal!! @mdbell79 That sounds like such a neat experience! @pronouncedLAHra One of my absolute favorite, favorite novels. And romance has nothing to do with any of the relationships in that book! @muranofiction I've never seen that, but egad, ewwww. @JeffreyPetersen @inkhaven OHMYGOSH. Fireflies!!!!! When do we come visit?
10/21
2020
@NataniaBarron I love it, too! Oh, so nice.Hello please read. https://t.co/unDGWXj5Rj
Retweeted by Vendy N. Vampire @aprilhenrybooks I'm sure it will be fun! @cinapelayo A jump scare is almost a treat for me! It's such a safe and affirming kind of scare. To be truly afrai… https://t.co/OBQCdtG3bg @cinapelayo I also think part of this discussion is trying to get a solid grasp on what it means to be afraid--as a… https://t.co/xc3pTrjGho @cinapelayo A movie that has left me with a profound sense of psychological discomfort is THE REFLECTING SKIN. It's… https://t.co/PZ7ot6hGrk @cinapelayo What?!? How the heck have you never lived in a house with spiders? Every house I've ever lived in has had lots. @priyachandscifi Yeah, me too! @aprilhenrybooks I've taught and I've taken one. It's a little tricky! It's really hard for people to tell who shou… https://t.co/KQFFwqLE1X @fran_wilde Love it! @silviamg That would be A BLAST.Conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh says his lung cancer is terminal https://t.co/408q1lu4Il
Retweeted by Vendy N. Vampire @cinapelayo But movies rarely have any lasting scare behind them any more. I got very scared of movies about kid ha… https://t.co/SJuttyNaW6 @cinapelayo I'm one of those people who scream at every jump scare. Physiologically, the scene where the mom scuttl… https://t.co/D6Ed8WmVrK @HollyLynWalrath What cute little critters! @Spencimus Yes, that's a good one, too! @fran_wilde Oh, it's very good, isn't it? And I have a special fondness for W's.I don't know what it is, but whenever I read something set in Garamond, I just feel a lot more peaceful. @cmpriest TAKE MY MONEY!Images of plants alleviate anxiety, as does green, yellow, orange & gentle gradations of colour. Zoom in & move aro… https://t.co/GT6iDjph1X
Retweeted by Vendy N. Vampire @bcmerchant Just horrible.So to recap, gig app delivery workers currently not guaranteed a minimum wage or benefits are required to make deli… https://t.co/ttriAXD6Lw
Retweeted by Vendy N. VampireMe at 25: "the true artist creates for the joy of creation. Public praise may be pleasant, but is beside the point.… https://t.co/X6ryxfgRu1
Retweeted by Vendy N. Vampire @scribblesassin Hot diggety dog! @tashirey87 @tadethompson oooh, I HAVEN'T. I will have to track it down! @GDRNorminton @Barb_Drummond EGAD!!!! @wishingbee @JazdzewskiTara That is adorable. @GDRNorminton @Barb_Drummond That's an incredibly depressing image.I grew up in Surrey Heath - the most wooded place in England, with 41% tree cover (aka the European average). By co… https://t.co/n5pGfFrJzR
Retweeted by Vendy N. Vampire @tadethompson The interesting thing about how those movies were made is that the first movie is really a testament… https://t.co/Q7fbPfk1xg @tadethompson I got a boxed set a few years ago with a ton of making-of materials and all 4 movies. We're working o… https://t.co/zFItfIHJRz @kellyoyo As is the woodwork and the 80s outfits! I am enjoying the whole thing (okay, not the accents) tremendously.It's Bela Lugosi's birthday today, so here's your reminder that he was an absolute snack when he played our lord an… https://t.co/wwYqyhRTwy
Retweeted by Vendy N. Vampire @scribblesassin You might try Gimp. It can edit all kinds of image files, including pdfs. @JazdzewskiTara I can't really play, since I was born there and live in Oregon, but I think my favorite Washington… https://t.co/fnabUGftXqWow, Strava just sent me an email reminding me to vote. Way to go, data-loving exercisers of the world!Hey, friends, thru Sunday only: Contribute $10 or more to help save land for wildlife in Colombia & you'll get an e… https://t.co/39fHUbxkoH
Retweeted by Vendy N. VampirePOLTERGEIST is one of my horror blindspots and I thought this was just a picture of Kim Jong Un dressed up as Conwa… https://t.co/68CLoAJ1Kn
Retweeted by Vendy N. VampireMy five year plan is to make it to January.
Retweeted by Vendy N. Vampire @rookberg I'm so sorry. *hug*I was wondering what the gender-neutral version of "homeboy" and "homegirl" was when I realized there's already "ho… https://t.co/khweIYYjy6
Retweeted by Vendy N. Vampire @robotviking I've never seen either of these flicks, but they're both on my to-watch list. @gorgepulse I couldn't believe it when I saw a projected low of 27 degrees on Sunday! I can't remember it ever hitt… https://t.co/4cFO2GmM3V @AaronDries @matthewcondello Ooooh, I would have never gotten Neverending Story. And I was just talking about how m… https://t.co/KjmS5Yd3AL @jeffvandermeer Gotta love that guy with the two orange cats. @KellyBrenner Nooooo! I'm so sorry you jinxed yourself. @mdbell79 You are a man with beautiful dreams. @GTedTheewen That sounds like really important work! @thedesirina Please tell me these are notes for a novel.If only we could have seen this coming https://t.co/YHOUbdFWaI
Retweeted by Vendy N. Vampire @willowcabins Happy, happy birthday! I hope it is full of joy and fun. My favorite tree is the Western red cedar. I… https://t.co/uzfyYXoqQI100% the mindset to have https://t.co/aledoJKnDy
Retweeted by Vendy N. VampireMothman’s Mom: Take a sweater Mothman: Mooommm I don’t WANT a sweater Mothman’s Mom: You might get hungry!
Retweeted by Vendy N. Vampire @StandleyLaurel It turned out awfully tasty! @JosephBrassey NOM NOM NOM! @DoctoroftheDead What the heck???? Did they never get a Palmer's fake chocolate treat in their trick or treat bag?… https://t.co/0RFYPCffJdMade a banana-bourbon rice pudding with failed* caramel sauce and pecans, and it was pretty tasty. *The caramel sau… https://t.co/vRGlPgHocMYes. https://t.co/1B0aketXOn
Retweeted by Vendy N. VampireThis Is Just To Say I have not responded to your email that was in my inbox and which was probably pretty ti… https://t.co/IsAu6NCoDb
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10/20
2020
@CemeteryGatesM @HaileyPiperSays Unfortunately, "Kiss my grits" isn't usually considered a professional response ... @shanedkeene Well, it's more of a fantastical vampire story than an SF one. But the voice is really neato!If you haven't read this vampire story yet, you probably should. https://t.co/aQnkHOc3QT @JohnJosephAdams He couldn't be any more adorable.Maurice Broaddus and @atthisarts is raising funds on Kickstarter to produce an anthology of stories, expression, an… https://t.co/ZWy4EMlwJO
Retweeted by Vendy N. Vampire @CemeteryGatesM Ooooooookay.There's nothing worse than when you're typing a response to an email and out of the corner of your eye you see the… https://t.co/8gbjAro7NI @THEKitMann Thank you! @robotviking Oh, that is just horrifying! My heart goes out to Past You.I'm going to guess I'm probably a -2 on the intimidating scale. I'm the first person strangers think to ask for dir… https://t.co/1nDMcjSrBc @anniebellet I definitely agree with the 2nd half of this statement! But I'd pin your relaxed mode at still about a… https://t.co/0ZlXsGGRwJ @NBallingrud That's about enough for election day ... @robotviking Wow, you're smart! @FeliciaDavin ME, TOO!! @NBallingrud Oh, jeez. Sounds like a good week for a lot nice walks and deep breathing exercises.What do you want most for change to our justice system?
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10/19
2020

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