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The only thing better than Jesus is God.
1/20
2018
Fart.usa
1/19
2017
Baby it's cold outside is so perfect for 2017.
12/3
2017
ALL MIGHT VOICES THOR IN THE JAPANESE DUB https://t.co/o0PkGSTvat
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11/14
2017
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11/11
2017
In the theater waiting to watch Thor and I see an ad for #mrsmaisel and now I can't get #TonyShalhoub out of my head.
11/3
2017
@mitchrohrer He is our Lord.
11/2
2017
@Pizza_Suplex Sonic running out of air underwater. That or the eel from Mario 64. Actually the shark from Banjo is… https://t.co/5esA2BIdzU
10/31
2017
@TheTravisW Anytime for a fellow video gamer. @TheTravisW Want a good gaming tip? Try playing on easy if the game seems to difficult!
10/26
2017
I like playing music https://t.co/R4iipsahan
10/23
2017
@mitchrohrer This is just the start my friendI made a thing about this cute guy I know. @Polygon notice me senpai! #Polygon #Nintendo #Waluigi #videogames https://t.co/hf2EdRuaHm
10/17
2017
What if Odyssey ends with Mario just straight up dying? #MarioOdyssey #Nintendo
10/16
2017
I just got home from playing a punk show and I turned 25. Weird fucking night.
10/15
2017
Quick Gaming TIP! If you get scared, just turn the dang thing off. No sweat off my back. #glhfdd @mypixelpersona I'll have to have a segment where we take a look at the gamez down under.
10/11
2017
I'm thinking of starting a new YouTube series about being a video gamer. Only gamers can watch. NO NON VIDEO GAMERS! thanks -Zachs Gamer Hut
10/10
2017
@_gutrot Why eat pizza rolls when you can BE a pizza roll? @mark_binkowski @oceangrunge Dude shit got pretty crazy. A chick in front of me just started licking some safety gl… https://t.co/cNCCd7OG8m
10/9
2017
Oh hell yeah https://t.co/Sbwy9XwFF2
10/8
2017
@RobThomas After an 8 hour shift https://t.co/V3RyKU7pPe @RobThomas Around hour 7 some kids kept turning the song off. Someone needs to teach them good manners. It's back a… https://t.co/GNPyPJzepc
10/7
2017
@RobThomas After the 5th hour you really start to appreciate the percussionist playing castanets. Thanks… https://t.co/QRhehO41liI've had Smooth ft. @RobThomas playing at work for 3 hours now. Will keep you good folks updated throughout the day. So far, so good.
10/6
2017
Sometimes when walking down my street, I have to touch every fence post. Just another Monk problem. #USAknowscharacters
10/5
2017
@mitchrohrer @TheZoneCast You finally got into it?!? Sooooo good
9/18
2017
Had fun at Ren Fest with my lovely lady. https://t.co/IHn6jBN85B
9/17
2017
The audience still loves me doing the #Tooltime grunt. So... #RRR
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9/16
2017
@_gutrot Just gotta wait till there's no circles left. Haha
9/9
2017
I'm am never drinking again brother HH
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9/5
2017
@mitchrohrer @TonyShaloob These millennials only know Justin Bieber and Aaron Carter.No one at my new store knows who @TonyShaloob is. Should I quit immediately? #Monk #USAknowscharacters
9/2
2017
@softvillainy @mitchrohrer @Camalange @WatchVRV Fellow MonkHeads are always welcome. Stay safe, it's a jungle out there.
8/19
2017
Another #musicmonday and that means another piece of #music https://t.co/CRqJFITWOu
8/14
2017
Who would win https://t.co/zMr4n74dtm
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8/8
2017
What if there were like robots, but like, they were evil and stuff. That would be rad. #musicmonday #music #MegaMan https://t.co/ZyRvaf1jCw
8/7
2017
@_gutrot https://t.co/226QssnIU0
8/4
2017
Toe to tip, that's a Bart! #justlikebart #monsterfactory #mbmbam #countyfair https://t.co/pjsPIqnGuBI made this song months ago and it's just been sitting here doing nothing. Enjoy! #MusicMonday #music https://t.co/BPKuW5eOka
8/1
2017
What would happen if farts didn't smell?
6/26
2017
@griffinmcelroy plz fix your sleeves in future E3 videos. Them being rolled up has got me fucked. Thanks.
6/15
2017
I haven't made any #music since my move and I thought it was about time. #musicmonday https://t.co/iWDpbeatHq
5/22
2017
my magnum opus. everything I create from here on out will never be as great as this https://t.co/0aiKwSYhZl
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5/21
2017
Where do farts go after they die? #Christianity
5/11
2017
@_gutrot @virginiariley18 @CallistoEx @telepotato @samanthaelainex @_HillaryHoffman https://t.co/TDGX1j09IB @staytogether @suzyqt30 @advisorypodcast @GreatAdviceCast @gtgxjg @real_dantaylor https://t.co/TDGX1j09IB @CJkvngz @Lavinasaurus @realblakealxndr @annalorin @ThatGeekCaveman @jacarlyon https://t.co/TDGX1j09IB @GUTSPUNK @tetragonworks @angie_buffa @HillGeorgeT @Princesslea38 @PatriciaHester https://t.co/TDGX1j09IB
3/15
2017
If my feet were knives I'd stab you so fucking bad. #feminism
3/14
2017
Kill me https://t.co/hjGZ4vu0z6.@NASA Do you like Monk?.@griffinmcelroy Do you like monk? @SimoneGiertz Do you like Monk?
1/29
2017
When someone asks what the show is about: https://t.co/X1cxvNy6co
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1/27
2017
Does anyone know Will Shortz's number? We need a puzzle master! Or even Ben Schwartz will do. https://t.co/H06YZL25Yr
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1/24
2017
"Sometimes you find the meme, sometimes the meme finds you." -Zach Marshall 2016 tm @WolfBabyCEF "To infinity and beyond" -#Buzzfeed @WolfBabyCEF Buzzfeed for 500 Alex.I'll take one Buzzfeed please. @BlakeUrbaniak @mark_binkowski FUUUUUUUCK, I remember this from 3rd grade.
1/20
2017
Who would win in a fight, the #BlairWitch or #SamRockwell from #GalaxyQuest? My answer is the audience. https://t.co/WwUcSoxNUZ
1/17
2017
nintendo should make a mario game where instead of jumping he screams
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1/15
2017
@mitchrohrer no, it's when you aren't quite stoned but you're still stiff as fuck. Board.I got board last night and decided to make a song inspired by the band Ween. Tell me what you think! https://t.co/m7afWXcQ0W #weenHumans rule, aliens drool, stay in school or I pity the fool. Every waking moment is a spaghetti nightmare. SAVE US… https://t.co/9qFMJnvwAT
1/10
2017
I've always wondered what Sonic smells like. #marioandsonicattheolympicgames
1/3
2017
Please if you can see this, SEND HELP! I don't even know what galaxy we're in so it might just be easier to send us… https://t.co/DfM3wSF2rq
1/2
2017
Slappy Poo Deer
1/1
2016
Classic jokes by some classic Christmas boys. #classic https://t.co/0tbYkc3WAe
12/22
2016
I made this song some time ago but I never put it on my soundcloud. So yeah I made a song and here ya go. https://t.co/qzuvlyIwCE
12/12
2016
@jamesdbm @GreatAdviceCast I just feel a strong physical connection to you. Is there something wrong with that? @JimCarrey I think you are going to love this one. https://t.co/H7YxIr3tfi
12/7
2016
Recording today! Send us your questions to @GreatAdviceCast and we'll answer them on the show!
Retweeted by Video Gamer GuyHit me up if you want to talk to your dead loved ones. #casperisreal https://t.co/aAtf91iMnk
11/29
2016
@jaredoban Kevin Hart is the short, black comedian. I'm talking about Kevin Heart.
11/17
2016
@mitchrohrer stop telling people I love Kevin Heart when I clearly love Kevin James. @mitchrohrer YOU DO NOT GET TO TELL ME WHO I CAN AND CANNOT LICK! @mitchrohrer I understand what you are saying, but I still don't understand why you are so passionate about Spam.
11/16
2016
Go vote and listen to our new episode! Or don't, I'm not your mom. https://t.co/xNDXtZXm2S
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11/9
2016
Can you tell which one is @mitchrohrer? https://t.co/DaEMzA0pPY
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11/2
2016
The war between @GreatAdviceCast and @advisorypodcast finally gets resolved... or does it?!?! Que the fucking drama… https://t.co/CibMrTW9woI put on lotion before typing this and it made it very slippery and hard to do. Listen to my podcasts newest episod… https://t.co/L8J9OYO1Jk
10/31
2016
NERF THIS! #overwatch #gaming #pumpkin https://t.co/kcbUXqbXwr
10/30
2016
@_gutrot dude I just wanted to be Zach Zamboni https://t.co/rOoVxb1mfqBig burpy boy on the loose. #burp https://t.co/XkXgKEA2PK
10/25
2016
LOOOOOL I LOVE THIS, EVEN MGS2'S STRATEGY GUIDE WAS PERFECT https://t.co/QaDJa5fZCy https://t.co/wGM4IvpEpH
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10/22
2016
@GreatAdviceCast @telepotato the company that shipped them specified "starving" and that @mitchrohrer scent would b… https://t.co/x5N3kGy7Ht
10/21
2016
those lyrics to the song in the Nintendo Switch trailer are further evidence that this is the horniest Nintendo con… https://t.co/uEciWf9YOo
Retweeted by Video Gamer GuyWinston Doge #Overwatch https://t.co/H5BK1j64V7
Retweeted by Video Gamer Guy @mitchrohrer @mark_binkowski @CallistoEx every chair comes with a single strand of my hair. https://t.co/wT7zi45h3Y
10/20
2016
I swear I'm not racist, I have an Italian friend. https://t.co/eMk1KGJyBBThere is a fine line between friend, enemy and freneamy. @advisorypodcast is all of those in one. https://t.co/byWBiqsk6l
10/18
2016
Can't believe they're bringing back Rockstar Table Tennis YYYAASSS 😍😍😍😍🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🔥🔥🔥🏓🏓🏓 https://t.co/pysBbL207I
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10/16
2016
If I had to give one movie to an alien race to summarize the human race, I'd give them Heavy Weights. #BenStiller
10/13
2016
9/10 Doctors at the University of Michigan agree that I'm a dog 🐶
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10/12
2016
@advisorypodcast So you think you are better than us? Just because you are funnier and more handsome? Bring. It. On… https://t.co/xm9zrqq6mD
10/11
2016

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