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full of moxie. tiny, but fierce. she/her. (opinions and foul language are my own)

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Joined Twitter 8/17/08


finally a proper pan for @sarahmaclean’s bestest shortbread recipe https://t.co/wOIYnp0JJV
1/16
2021
from now on this is how i’m gonna ask my friends to hang https://t.co/mYVT18X715
1/15
2021
someone on tiktok called jabba the hutt a thic boi words have lost all meaning @joeyheflich https://t.co/rvXj844dZZ.@KenJennings hosting Jeopardy is very comforting right now.
1/14
2021
with this impeachment vote, how they’re wearing their masks indicates how they’re going to vote 🙃impeeeeeeeeeeeach the motherfuckerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrIMPORTANT 👇🏼 https://t.co/tjbXEq4mHC
Retweeted by WonderAli (she/her)Dear @SenBooker ... I’ve written, I’ve called and now I’m tweeting. Under no circumstance do I think we should just… https://t.co/iUIqv132Ki
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1/13
2021
👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿 👉🏿👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾 👉🏿👉🏾👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👈🏾 👉🏿👉🏾👉🏽👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👈🏽👈🏾 👉🏿👉🏾👉🏽 Paid Sick 👈🏼👈🏽👈🏾 👉🏿👉🏾… https://t.co/qszpwZmETK
Retweeted by WonderAli (she/her) @lilikat @ChrisCrash00 I’m kinda mad I love it so much. @ChrisCrash00 i don’t know how that spaghetti is so good but it’s SO GOOD.
1/12
2021
I hope you all have a good week. Please be kind to yourself. 💛 https://t.co/zdVk99B46U
Retweeted by WonderAli (she/her) @adocmartin PONY KICK I LOVE IT!! 🐴💥💕
1/11
2021
this clip has only become more relevant this week https://t.co/OR9iq81m3f
Retweeted by WonderAli (she/her) @itxaropena I was 6 when I saw the Challenger blow up on TV. then CNN and the 24-hour news cycle became a thing and… https://t.co/SKouZs62IA @PhysicistLisa there’s some gay in episode 5, but that’s it for this season. the books are all straight from what i… https://t.co/d64PnL7OZz
1/10
2021
if @SpeakerPelosi has time to be on 60 minutes, she has time to introduce articles of impeachment. we know the pres… https://t.co/xNHCRaKL4A.@SpeakerPelosi I think that given @maggieNYT's reporting tonight, you owe an explanation as to whether you support… https://t.co/nbGEIVqZea
Retweeted by WonderAli (she/her)there’s an episode of The UnXplained about the Round Valley Resevoir because it’s a cursed lake but i just remember… https://t.co/9cuwvKqYlV
1/9
2021
@elizabethamber i am so angry the articles didn’t come today. there was no reason for it.and just cause i didn’t cuss doesn’t mean i’m not fucking serious. im-fucking-peach him fucking now.giving him the option to resign frees him from consequences. IMPEACH HIM. PERIOD. don’t give him an out you know he… https://t.co/Fiyri1requWe've had first impeachment, but what about second impeachment? https://t.co/zXgOXJZZ1M
Retweeted by WonderAli (she/her)the Screaming Females cover of “Shake It off” is my aestheticYesterday was not a protest—it was a riot to uphold white supremacy. (1/8)
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1/8
2021
🖋 Sign “Impeach President Trump” and I’ll deliver a copy to your officials: https://t.co/D0yv2OvCx1 📨 No. 1 is fro… https://t.co/4prqyLjCxa
Retweeted by WonderAli (she/her)Republicans today at 3PM: ITS A COUP! THIS WILL NOT STAND!! Republicans by 2 in the morning: Now here’s the thing,… https://t.co/zqF1GicvQv
Retweeted by WonderAli (she/her)These are the people who committed sedition today. Chilling maskless in a DC hotel. And some of you think that what… https://t.co/ZPSDQqwBV5
Retweeted by WonderAli (she/her)i just... i don’t know if i want to be an american, live in america anymore.
1/7
2021
So... isn't this looting? https://t.co/yk2eamZSRg
Retweeted by WonderAli (she/her) @WFLA they’re not protesters; they are terrorists.they’ve used force and violence to stop a process of our democracy and government. stop calling them “protesters” THEY ARE TERRORISTS @ChuckWendig https://t.co/spVI7VdTyZI made FF9/Justice for Han countdown and then had to make one for like justice-justice (hopefully) https://t.co/dSosFJfiFqLet them eat each other alive, fuck the cake. https://t.co/wyKy1D7pyd
Retweeted by WonderAli (she/her)I'm going to tell my kids this is Captain America. https://t.co/oAQG5KSMuF
Retweeted by WonderAli (she/her) @retconning https://t.co/pBn47w4WnVhttps://t.co/QdUaFjKM3l
1/6
2021
midwest friends, plz explain to this east coast italian american the difference between a hot dish and a casserole.… https://t.co/13FFEl8T2Qanyway this movie does not resonate when it’s distanced from the emotional investment.and AND you could replace all woman and POC characters with witty scaffolding because they’re only there to suppor… https://t.co/vi5BSz8zgUand fuck this phase four bullshit. Thor literally gives Asgard to Valkyrie and Steve literally give his shield to S… https://t.co/NpVSQJ8w6ethis could be post-2020 ali talking but if Endgame had a face i would punch it. i would punch Endgame in the face.at no point Captain Marvel does Carol do the spinny kick around a dude’s neck thing. 2 minutes into Endgame and she… https://t.co/3x9EhndUb1it’s the last week of Alex Trebek on Jeopardy and i will just be crying all week
1/5
2021
@patloika @PraxJarvin TAKE IT BACK HAN IS A DELIGHT @PraxJarvin i feel like there could be a case for Han as Nightcrawler, since he’ll be back in FF9 @PraxJarvin also - which movies have you watched? all of them or are you just up to 6? @PraxJarvin also Letty is Winter Soldier/ Bucky @PraxJarvin i think if Tej is Beast, Roman has to be Wonder Man which isn’t technically X-Men but is a perfect fit @ChuckWendig https://t.co/YzINVW4ag4i’m really disappointed bean dad isn’t a dude eating beans and telling his kids “pull my finger”. @PraxJarvin ok now i need to know who’s who.
1/4
2021
@TeeshaRoo this begs the question, what’s a wobbly?
1/3
2021
@BaronHazmatt https://t.co/ktK0oaWgXd @mombiheads https://t.co/owP3MasAjwi cut my own hair and took a pretty great selfie so crushing 2021 https://t.co/5iwZp4AZxm
1/2
2021
Stepping into 2021 like https://t.co/pGNFgFDaaz
Retweeted by WonderAli (she/her)Keep your chin up. Someday there’ll be happiness again. https://t.co/tbNTrcA9nl
Retweeted by WonderAli (she/her) @adocmartin https://t.co/pHbNfldB9Hfor auld lang syne, my dears here’s to a happier, healthier, and kinder 2021 @InfiniteChris yub nub ❤️this makes me immensely happy https://t.co/h3ssiRxcgWwhat if Marina just has an irregular period and now all the stress she’s under just further “delaying her courses”.… https://t.co/mMfeJFepGKLady Danbury is The Shit
1/1
2020
same, cappuccino cat. SAME. https://t.co/VzvPdF8YXn @bookoisseur accuweather has been pretty spot on for me @AdronBuske https://t.co/kcybTJiit0Eloise Bridgerton is The Shitnearly 10 months of isolating has for sure affected the way I watch things. and i’m sure i’ll come around to Anthon… https://t.co/Bi16DBOYLH
12/31
2020
the music in Bridgerton 🔥🔥🔥i made a tiktok https://t.co/f4i7oh5wD0I’ve finally watched WW84. Any/all of my criticisms can be attributed to: 1) missing out on the movie theater exper… https://t.co/Z1Fdv4rj8J @WndrWmn @gimpnelly i think it’s a Buffalo thing too?
12/30
2020
@adocmartin yay birthday 🎉 🎉🎉
12/29
2020
@quiet_quill I haven’t watched it yet 😬 @InfiniteChris YES.i would prefer actual plot spoilers over all these hot takes from cis men.i see it’s dump on WW84 day. cool cool cool cool cool.eggnoggggggggg @tinacan25 ❤️💛💙
12/26
2020
if you touch me, bro, you'll understand what happiness is, bro https://t.co/nvz3LvflZi @io9 noooooooooooooooo
12/24
2020
Sean Astin's Cool With You Shipping Sam and Frodo, Two Bros Who Should Have Kissed https://t.co/S0BiuzzSgG https://t.co/gxpjHlU5xS
Retweeted by WonderAli (she/her) @Eve6 i like the heart in a blender song @bookoisseur @jennifermarie i did that in the before times 🙃 @themillcitykid @PraxJarvin @KerinCunningham this is a very good look @WndrWmn Captain Underpants maybe?I’ve been thinking all morning about how HUSTLERS grossed $158 million yet the woman who made it, Lorene Scafaria,… https://t.co/PECb6iWGpd
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12/23
2020
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Retweeted by WonderAli (she/her)letterkenny fans in the northeast right now https://t.co/ysGmqpkJB8
12/18
2020
unpopular opinion: K. K. Slider is terrible live
12/17
2020
@SciNerdRobb @TeeshaRoo friends, i am so sorry.if Elizabeth Shue doesn’t come back as Ali, I hope they get Back to Future’s original Jennifer, Claudia Wells https://t.co/1aebSPbvf3
12/15
2020
@wordbookstores yay birthday 🎉🎉🎉 @Harkaway I’m so sorry for your loss.
12/14
2020
the kid from iron man 3 is in the hallmark movie i’m watching"My life in covid" comic assignment https://t.co/B9ILGBCnV1
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12/13
2020

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