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samantha irby @wordscience THE MIDDLE WEST

I HAVE ENOUGH HATE IN MY HEART TO START A CAR repped by @kentdwolf

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@Yassir_Lester it’s not!!! @Yassir_Lester looking good 🥵 @karencheee omg i just cried a little KAREN 🥵 @_ShamGod i love you 🥰😈 https://t.co/ND00GIXkvXit’s time to watch this again https://t.co/ubkgajNjcohell yeah flyover country https://t.co/XnanDUzdg0 @sassyblackdiva you are a MENACE and not just because you're pretty!!!!!! @Carminas82 where is our gavel emoji??????????? @_ellenisdead IT'S WORTH REPEATING 😭i’m so sorry but attractive people are against the law! https://t.co/MIHUsABlsM @emarvelous omg i see you on my tv @littlestwayne happy happy birthday!Thanks to @PeterKispert for being our Author's Corner guest for this month's Books That Should Be On Your Radar. He… https://t.co/I5JHBC1J9t
Retweeted by samantha irby @mollybackes AHOY HOY *salutes*
2/21
2020
@gabrielaquattro @FaberBooks 🚀🚀🚀🚀
2/20
2020
💕♥️💕♥️ https://t.co/f9u4oMyYvK @SherrondaJBrown you have a much better way with words than i do, you beauty. 💕 @commiegirl1 WHAT @camillard @naanking i would risk it all for mike patton
2/19
2020
OH MY GOD https://t.co/p99CTZLEdr @ErikaLSanchez WE WOULD HAVE 😭 @MostlyMax @KieseLaymon @nhannahjones @youngsinick @michaelharriot @oureric @theferocity @VerySmartBros @CharlesPPierce @sarahkendzior 💘💘MISS THING SNAPPED https://t.co/r4Sn7CvrIi
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2/18
2020
♥️🚀 https://t.co/mIOL7VZy37 @DirtieGirlie THEY DID NOT. an outrage!!today on judge mathis, ummm i do not believe in "good sex" https://t.co/1iSjmJ1qKRNow that you’re here go buy @JessicaValenti and @jaclynf new book featuring stunning essays by @JamilSmithhttps://t.co/aezuMYdXKr
Retweeted by samantha irby"A lot of people don’t even notice that they’re that repressed, that they’re walking around tense and tight all the… https://t.co/fZXFg89MxT
Retweeted by samantha irby @robojojo i would never stop crying @sassyblackdiva oh shit ok brb @sassyblackdiva i love cats so much 😹😻 https://t.co/EEFsnELU9Cwho took this video of me at every concert i have ever been to https://t.co/YO11fMfOe3my j hud tears dried up QUICK https://t.co/bu8DHVMxCM
2/17
2020
This interview was, simply, a blast. I give whites a hard time but we had many laughs!!! Recommended listen https://t.co/TB910hCAfg
Retweeted by samantha irby @SarahSquirm this shirt! 🥰Give me three good reasons why I shouldn’t worship Satan. Go. https://t.co/NKTTvERiCJ
Retweeted by samantha irby @WrittenByHanna AGREEDOy - you there. My show WRITE CLUB just turned TEN YEARS OLD. So I can decant a full decade of my wisdoms into your… https://t.co/26hvm82Dpe
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2/16
2020
retweeting this in honor of A LEGEND https://t.co/SrP8OMFBnQ @LotusCarroll 🥰🥰 @carmenmmachado that face i am WHEEZINGbiggest appeal of a man who can’t read is that he would not be a writer https://t.co/iWXkX8OG5d
Retweeted by samantha irby*mutes forever* “recline” “reclining” “seat” “punch” “plane” “asshole” “debate” “being alive” @sassyblackdiva why did they make this @crissles i would take a bullet for you my queen @morganapple omg morgan 😇 @fenjamin @genrebending 💘💘💘💘
2/15
2020
@Dagword @patrickwilson73 🥰 @karaisshort 😚😚😚😚 @_Cruzat i had a slice of gluten free cake that tasted like sawdust but you know what? IT WAS FINEFuck all the bullshit I’m just tryna be held
Retweeted by samantha irby @SeeJaneMarie happy birthdayyyyyyyy @AmandaRosenberg this is true love https://t.co/GFn6n7ackb @ira 😭😭😭😭 @ira made this for u https://t.co/pOWSgbOsFj @rembert OH I ALREADY DID FUCK @rembert i would take a bullet for you good god stop playing with me! @rembert do not make me cry on this fucking hellsite, REMBERT @arayyay ashley you inspire me!! thank you! @notsowiseowl HANNAH 😭 @stephycha aww steph thank you 💐 @TonyaHurley 💋 @janiobi 💝💝💝💝 @WrittenByHanna @RdotSpoon thank you for being such a menace on this websitetoday is my 40th birthday, please buy my book about arthritis medicine and sadness: https://t.co/1KEY5Zw9kY
2/14
2020
a simple request i’m too lazy to fulfill myself: this list in spotify playlist form https://t.co/WxKZpfer0y
Retweeted by samantha irby @edburmila lmao duh Y @myalogy I LOVE YOU @DearSplenda this brought a tear to my dry old eyes
2/13
2020
@miamarket @oureric 🥰 @jessamynit lmao @sassyblackdiva listen you @ericksonjeanne1 i will send you one! @jamesfinngarner can i say “it all” @ericksonjeanne1 oh my GOD 😭 @sarahroseetter first of all kent has failed us both @hmhansen @oureric @The_Rumpus 💘 @msscarbary @oureric 🥰🥰🥰🥰 @sarahroseetter @Kristen_Arnett 🥵lmao 18 and over! https://t.co/1tg8oHk3aE @Kristen_Arnett BAHAHAHA HAVE YOU???i love @oureric so much and after you read this you will too https://t.co/95s9Fk6Lfh @marthamclendon HELL YES 🍳
2/12
2020
@amyschroeder @carlyafisher @JumbleAndFlow COUNT ME IN @carlyafisher @amyschroeder AMY HELP ME @SeeJaneMarie i will also girl I LOVE THE DREAM @maiysha LOL NO @Jillhopkins i’m right here with you, LYING AWAKE IN MISERY. @LaurenTraetto @ambernoelle 🥴🥴 @Drrramina brb calling all my stoner friends to help me figure out the right strain @Hannielynn1 this is the realest shit i ever read @manning_dawn ORDERING @Drrramina weed makes me so jittery and weird, i wish it worked! @ambernoelle this morning i slept from 430 to 7 and i woke up crying, like a baby! @hmjoneswriter 🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇 @carmendarlene nothing works! @adogabroadayear oh shit
2/11
2020

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