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I also post self-indulgent moments from my life on Instagram, where I am @mewossy.

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Joined Twitter 11/30/08


Those who know me will concede I try to be thoughtful & not a dick.Having talked to some people(OK,my daughters)re… https://t.co/DGJKmCR0Av @SofieHagen @jk_rowling Hi. No I don’t share that particular opinion. @RonJichardson @RachelRileyRR @Baddiel @wossy @DaneBaptweets @joelycett @JohnnyVegasReal @RomeshRanga @shanezazahttps://t.co/2cNECH26W0
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6/8
2020
@jaystansfield @jk_rowling They were given to me by a lovely family who live nearby @jaystansfield @jk_rowling 12 @Robwilliams71 This is amazing. @poprockcyanide @jk_rowling I’ll read it later. No way can my eyes get through that on my phone! @janekleimunt @jk_rowling @Rachel_Kleimunt Noooo! But thank you @poprockcyanide @jk_rowling It is a heated and rather troubling debate. But hopefully people will find space to both talk and listen. @giagia @jk_rowling Well welcome home x @poprockcyanide @jk_rowling Well I think you’re sort of wrong. But thanks for keeping it polite. @GraceCampbell @jk_rowling No need to be sorry. We can have different opinions. @larrylondon @jk_rowling Now you’re cooking with gas @lomadia I have never seen her call anyone worthless. Can you support that claim? Genuinely asking. @giagia @jk_rowling Thanks G. How’s France?!?I just ate too many brownies. Again. Oh, and also. @jk_rowling is both right and magnificent.For those accusing her… https://t.co/TOzTGrh8XU
6/7
2020
@adamavig Thanks xCan anyone who lives near me in Hampstead Garden Suburb help? We had a leaflet with info about a young girl cycling… https://t.co/bnFTGTKFNJ @OffTheKerb @Channel4 Oh. It’s not on now...This was great fun today. For me it’s especially lovely as it has my Mum in it. https://t.co/X9znGpsZgB
6/6
2020
@bowdop Nonsense. Try not to look for ways to avoid helping. @Leylathenewkid I am ashamed by your ignorance. @ElleOsiliWood Thank you for the list. I donated. Lmk if I can help in other ways. It’s time everyone got off their… https://t.co/XLSrt1DI2dIt shouldn’t be too much to ask that we work to create a world where people aren’t murdered by the police for the c… https://t.co/8NydFdlzwl
5/31
2020
TONIGHT! At 8:15pm, our guest @TheVirtualPubQ1 host @wossy will be putting your quizzing credentials to the test an… https://t.co/qFWoPWgrb0
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5/29
2020
Tomorrow at 8:15pm, I'll be asking the questions for a special entertainment-themed edition of @TheVirtualPubQ1 in… https://t.co/WIzV13ytqN
5/28
2020
@Robert_Hack Lovely rack sirShe was speaking the truth so why did BBC bosses react this way? Impartial reporting does not mean you need to lie… https://t.co/yyoYC6JstK
5/27
2020
@ErikJLarsen Agreed
5/24
2020
@Delia79 Have a Happy Safe Birthday x
5/23
2020
@FakeGlennMiller YesCome and have a go if you think you’re smart enough...( it’s not too hard really) https://t.co/KWuamvv4VzAre you looking for something to do on Saturday night? Here's an invitation. #LionsgateLIVE All in support of NHS… https://t.co/Q94jMSQrgf
5/22
2020
Hello. This Saturday!! Free! #LionsgateLIVE https://t.co/I7UhET6OAG
5/21
2020
Enjoying the shade https://t.co/0N6MCokOpf
5/20
2020
This looks amazing.Cannot wait... https://t.co/kvlwcqKVt4Movie night!! https://t.co/5E3dynIQVW
5/19
2020
@Warpdog @MavenofHonor Well it was sent to someone. We should envourage them to cone forward
5/15
2020
@MavenofHonor I stood two places ahead of Nina Simone in a queue at a fed ex counter in LA once. Pre-internet days.… https://t.co/MBo7jCMHN2
5/14
2020
@mattwarman @LaurelsSkegness But Matt, the phrase ‘stay alert to’ really doesn’t apply to rules. This is one of the… https://t.co/ueyUuKRw4C
5/11
2020
@Jontofski Gorgeous @krbeveridge Im not a socialist and I don’t drink.I rarely comment on politics here, and avoid publicly siding with one party (all pretty useless at the moment) beca… https://t.co/mss7ZpnRIa @mattwarman Nonsense.And now Betty Wright. Relentless. As my old man once said about the passing years, "My black suit is on permanent s… https://t.co/SKDSba4RZk
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5/10
2020
@prodnose Go to bed. You’re rambling.It was fun to do so hopefully it will be fun to listen to. Give it a go if you have any time on your hands right no… https://t.co/ysf4fFFl7Z
5/8
2020
@prodnose This looks amazing. That cover! @suq01 @sibeastson @sarajcox I bought all my children at Safeway. @chlobo_1997 My island is quite underwhelming tbh. I only just got Abel sisters. But my son and my wife have crafter masterpieces... @sibeastson @sarajcox That seems unlikely. I always tip. Even if service is terrible, which I’m sure it wasn’t.
5/7
2020
@Glinner Aw shucks.
5/4
2020
@prodnose I still have all my Italian horror movie soundtrack albums I bought there. Including the rare Suspiria with the pop up . @Muppet2809 @prodnose Maybe but a)he never played for Hereford and b)he wasn’t a massive arsehole @prodnose Agreed. However, the documentary showing his live appearance at Wembley or the excel in London, available… https://t.co/fXRraG6yd3
5/3
2020
@prodnose @bonniepipkin Particle Man by TMBG @prodnose Yes. Meant there was nothing to watch.
5/2
2020
@chetnamakan Absolutely xI will subscribe as soon as I remember my YouTube password x https://t.co/26KLOgm3ai
5/1
2020
@Poptique No. That’s about 15 or 17 I think @bigkingbadger Yes. But you can get it at discount I think. Shop around @OCzukay Yes on iPad. It’s very user friendly. @OCzukay That’s the software, not a command! @OCzukay Thanks. Procreate. @GrantBeagle Yes. Which wasn’t bad. Best retelling was the Beat Takeshi homage. @mrmitchell78 I’m watching one or two a day. In order. Overall they are great.I am 8 films into the 25 Zatoichi box set. I’ll post mini reviews when it’s over for those who are remotely interes… https://t.co/zYbwL4VUN5 @DarrenJPattison I think it will return.
4/29
2020
@prodnose Oh. I have a treat for you. A vintage copy of Mayfair from the 1960s in which they chose, no good reason,… https://t.co/ygRF7qgrpo @jennjennferfer5 Only since beginning of the year.
4/28
2020
@lmillr It was my daughter island. She gave out the code on reddit though @prodnose 547 a turnip!! You want me to get the Dido code? @prodnose I did. But Jane tells me that to be anti-Nook is too basic. She is team Nook!I just made a killing on the turnip market. Gonna take the rest of the day off to count my bells. @DJAndyDavies 👍❤️ @WorldAndScience Chocolate.Good morning. Quite often people talk to me fondly of the Radio 2 show I used to do with Andy Davies -… https://t.co/xe107fcJoP
4/24
2020
@Delia79 Lost. In time.I just listened to Miss Dynamite. That was a great single.
4/23
2020
@StazJohnson I was 16. It was fucking amazing. @StazJohnson Yes. And it was early days. Laura Logic still on saxophone @StazJohnson X Ray Spex! @jeremyWulc @ThatCarlTapia @stephmwall They actually played as the house band that night. They played intros for all the guests!
4/22
2020
@prodnose Speaking of which. Have you heard the not so subtle Giorgio Moroder track I wanna funk with you tonight? Always makes me laugh. @faceofboe @prodnose Well, yes. But I meant https://t.co/TRDKwnFbdl @prodnose Budgie were proper heavy. @prodnose I will listen tomorrow. Jane is watching the news and she frowns upon me playing your suggestions on my i… https://t.co/aKiRvBSam4 @prodnose Did you ever see Bandit? They crept out around 1977 I think but we’re obviously not a la mode. @Variety I’m in. @THEBRYANHITCH Start?I would probably have gone for the classic cock and balls, or “wash me”. Show off. https://t.co/C5MOp8arlZ @THEBRYANHITCH Not sure my knees are up to the strain. Stil got to finish delivering that pile of Grit newspapers @faceofboe Things that I, and my fellow contributors, fan over!I have decided to start a fanzine. Proper old fashioned fanzine. Typed and zeroxed. It’s like a podcast, but on paper! @RachelT1722 @MrJohnNicolson I’m really not talking over women. Or talking for women. They are more then capable of… https://t.co/t68s9YFFpZ @SCMcG @MrJohnNicolson Pugs! @neilhimself @KurtBusiek The gothic one looks like Adams
4/21
2020
@MrJohnNicolson Why would that make me cross? @MrJohnNicolson Trying to. Good night.
4/20
2020

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