I hope this email has a very particular set of skills and will find you and will kill you.
Retweeted by ❄️ 62 inches of Jo ☃️BF: [In the kitchen making ranch]
Me: [Storms in furiously, slams hand on counter]
Me: OKAY, so, here’s the dill
Retweeted by ❄️ 62 inches of Jo ☃️ @SvnSxty That’s what fuels it.why can't CAPTCHA just sense my panic
Retweeted by ❄️ 62 inches of Jo ☃️ @CatJacquesESPN https://t.co/RdP3rL9mGZ @iggythebot https://t.co/dBCuHsMKMx“You can’t come to my birthday party” is the same as “fuck you” in kindergarten.
Retweeted by ❄️ 62 inches of Jo ☃️Using a hula hoop in public is a great way to take charge of your personal space.
Retweeted by ❄️ 62 inches of Jo ☃️If I had a husband, I would just set him down somewhere and forget where I left him like I do with my keys, glasses, cell phone, and purse.
Retweeted by ❄️ 62 inches of Jo ☃️We could all use a boop on the nose from time to time.
Retweeted by ❄️ 62 inches of Jo ☃️ @maxoupial Just blew my mind
@frenziedandfine You are a shining light ✨💫
@ScottGriffith11 Try to be patient - it took me multiple tries to find the right fit (and I had the same issue with…
https://t.co/oUBZy0ELiC @itsmebeegee07 Look who's talkin 😍😍😍😍
@flindis Make em very sleepy so you can walk by unharmed, brilliant.
@ScottGriffith11 Most people don't know how to handle this at all and offer up a "you got this" :/ I'm really sorry…
https://t.co/Hajyjv3dRQ @mommygalore Pam 🥰🥰🥰
@wumother AHHH!! 😂🥺Me: [walks into bakery]
Baker: What kind of donut would you like?
Me: Fuck my life up with as much chocolate as legally permitted.
Retweeted by ❄️ 62 inches of Jo ☃️ @ScottGriffith11 Do you have a good support system?
@luvleelyd Hiiiii 😍😍😍
@NaomiSeu I love all the knitwear and you! 🥰
@Tobi_Is_Fab https://t.co/WMILLUvR8r @ScottGriffith11 Aw I’m sorry 😔 I hope it gets better for you ASAP
@ohgeorgeishere You got this, George! 👐🏼
@BerrymoreBlue Cuz of those bright eyes dude!!
@clevertxguy You have such striking features 🔥
@thevandeman11 @Hammyinmiami Jammies all day!!Kids today will never know the pain of having their fave song knocked out by a shitty one for the #
1 spot on Casey Kasem’s countdown
Retweeted by ❄️ 62 inches of Jo ☃️ @AmandaRNH https://t.co/YWFGn0M8le @Greg_1_Leg @dimplesticks @_nataliee8 @Emmy_WithAnA @Troubleandcats @awkwardenabled @arwenlothbrok @LemonyKlem G 🥺🥺…
https://t.co/A5uDE36eVT @janehilll @wumother https://t.co/WXk0FXPBld @flindis Lmao 😂 anywhere and everywhere. Even the fridgeBeing around people just reinforces why Forrest Gump ran for 2 years
Retweeted by ❄️ 62 inches of Jo ☃️ @BerrymoreBlue I get why we call you blue now 😧👁
@crashtestdrummy We’ve been blessed with the BEARD 🔥🔥
@Ketih_the_Yeti Happy Monday Keith! 💙💙
@Hammyinmiami you are so PRECIOUS 🥺
@leeloojbesson Awww 🥰
@baconelf You’re on the right track
@EthanOpia_ What a patootie with your power tools
@goofyAFRIch Puttin today?
@hunkybloodydory Stay warm PB!!
@flindis https://t.co/ZA8CFg6vLF @TuffyMcShites Lookin fly! Did you hydrate 😂
@ReplyGuyCR1 I slept so much 🙌🏼Stuck somewhere between “You can’t tell me what to do!” and “Someone please tell me what to do.”
Retweeted by ❄️ 62 inches of Jo ☃️ @janehilll @wumother Ugh Jane YOU BEAT ME TO ITIt’s Monday and I got to sleep in because long weekend 🥳 so show me your faces if you’re so inclined! Also, and thi…
https://t.co/2L3o8irProDo people who believe in reincarnation recycle?
Retweeted by ❄️ 62 inches of Jo ☃️Maybe I'm not anxious. Maybe I'm just haunted by anxious ghosts.
Retweeted by ❄️ 62 inches of Jo ☃️A pen that plays Gorillaz music while you write with it, call it Feel Good Ink.
Retweeted by ❄️ 62 inches of Jo ☃️Them: You saw big foot?
Me: What? No, I saw big food
Them: ...
Me: And it was beautiful
Retweeted by ❄️ 62 inches of Jo ☃️*has moment of vulnerability*
lol no thank you
*yeets it across the galaxy*
@Trumpedup15 @flindis No worries! Have a nice dayIf an engineer works on engines, does a pioneer work on pies?
Retweeted by ❄️ 62 inches of Jo ☃️A week’s worth of clean laundry in the basket, all ready to be folded.
My dog: [CANNONBALL]
Retweeted by ❄️ 62 inches of Jo ☃️why are there so many podcasts made by one dude instead of a bunch of whales.
Retweeted by ❄️ 62 inches of Jo ☃️I’m a dad, so if anyone needs me I’m gonna be sweeping all these fucking Cheerios off the floor
Retweeted by ❄️ 62 inches of Jo ☃️ @mattewe02 How could youNot to brag but when I read a tweet that starts, "I don't know who needs to hear this" I usually know exactly who needs to hear it.
Retweeted by ❄️ 62 inches of Jo ☃️I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your weight / body size is the least interesting thing about you. 🤍
Retweeted by ❄️ 62 inches of Jo ☃️ @80sjams https://t.co/bzeiQ1Bs67 @i_mthestorm Where CANT you
