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Teamy @wrongisland London, England

I'm taking a break cos Twitter is like a huge steaming shite with the odd kernel of sweetcorn atm.

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Joined Twitter 2/16/09


@dj_pothole @violetakaviolet Yeah, hydrate. Also splash it on your face or dunk your face as it activate the dive reflex.
10/8
2018
@deserterblog @GeorgeMonbiot @tugboatthomson @Auntie_Flo See you there
10/6
2018
@MhairiScott @pronounced_ing @tugboatthomson My favourite car didn't have a name. It was a red Nissan Micra and whe… https://t.co/btVIfwOQyI @pronounced_ing @tugboatthomson @superfurry @MhairiScott No idea. I'm Uncle Eyes tho cos when nephew was three he t… https://t.co/ZawqLktYjP @MhairiScott @pronounced_ing @tugboatthomson Now picturing a minister's wife with a fave like the front of a car... @MhairiScott @pronounced_ing @tugboatthomson @superfurry Not sure if that makes it more or less weird. @MhairiScott @pronounced_ing @tugboatthomson @superfurry Euphemia?!
10/5
2018
@tugboatthomson @GaryLineker He's a punk man. @tugboatthomson @pronounced_ing @superfurry @MhairiScott Ahahahahaha aye that sounds exactly what I'd expect from Crabs. @pronounced_ing @tugboatthomson @superfurry @MhairiScott What was yr car called again? @alanbenzie Always worth checking. I had a record a few years ago that I was sure was 25p but sold for £50 within mins of going on Discogs. @pronounced_ing Our family cars were called Rock Lobster (it was red and @tugboatthomson took it to a rock festival… https://t.co/XWGf6OqMge @pronounced_ing Naming your car Time Lord and taking it to #1 in the charts tho...https://t.co/cqzvmblRRu @CatchWrestling The new Revival. Without the cheating.
10/4
2018
@LauraParrott Thankfully it's a sitcom and they aren't real peopl...fffuuuuuuck @DeeJayBRS A really nice meal, especially if you cook it. @danielmarkavery Not felt so vindicated in thinking an act was shit since Ten Walls. @tugboatthomson @hrtbps @PuroPodcast Ha! @alanbenzie Otherside in Glasgow @hrtbps @tugboatthomson @PuroPodcast #VLklaxon
10/3
2018
@kalihollowayftw See also: Brexit @thisjaygreen ...don't break my heart @pfpicardi The Gift by Lewis Hyde
10/2
2018
Kanye is producing Morrissey's next album. You read it here first. @AchinglyChic Fuck. Man between him, Gibbons and Dillon a lot of lives were changed for the better.
10/1
2018
@McKelvie @thebrainofchris @KameronHurley It's very comics tbh. @McKelvie @thebrainofchris @KameronHurley I was really put off by the trailer but my gf suggested watching and I'm… https://t.co/nlYEgqLdfm @Maffewgregg Authority Seth is very Starscream
9/29
2018
@HudMo @GreggsOfficial Never change, Ross @JosephAshworth_ Depends on yr definition of interesting and challenge. @tugboatthomson @TakedownMRAs Nah he winched someone you don't know on his holidays.
9/28
2018
@violetakaviolet @boilerroomtv You got this. All the best shows are ones where something goes wrong <before> @wasfret Hmu @Sethrogen Is Hughie still Scottish but? @The_Davenporter @Sethrogen Is real life not close enough these days? @petefowlerart Cc @carinabdula @JosephAshworth_ Looking forward to seeing if you get one answer that isn't a pisstake. @TakedownMRAs "How are guys supposed to win" says more than a 10000 word thinkpiece. @DasGiftBerlin It's proper vaudeville gag delivery eh?
9/27
2018
@bradleyzero @DJMoxie https://t.co/yNMtNtcwrS @iamnightwave Made the mistake in the past @iamnightwave The real skill is not listening too much that yr bored of the tracks nor too little So you forget about it. @How2Wrestling #how2machoman https://t.co/2hM5c11WXG @ssseannn So bait but it made me laugh
9/26
2018
@TimeTrialFilm @denhaan @serial @loveandradio @ThisAmerLife All of those. Also My Dad Wrote a Porno. And Cinema Swirl. @petefowlerart @theQuietus Weirdly I had it to the first line of All I Want to Do by Sheryll Crowe @PuroPodcast Jesus...still? @pfpicardi I had trouble getting into the trailer tbh @violetakaviolet Tbh a club with dinosaurs sounds great. @MisDigest @BAKEGLA @HE_VALENCIA @bambooshooter #Hashtag is as good as the name is bad. The Chippy on Stroud Green is also 👌 @frenchbloke @miss_s_b @joemuggs McCoy and I was <10. @frenchbloke @miss_s_b @joemuggs Also wasn't always great when men were the lead.
9/25
2018
Tip o’ the week: Try our absolute, fist clinched, teeth grinding, damnest 2 NOT jump online & casually (usually wh… https://t.co/8FlwudL4vW
Retweeted by Teamy @iamnightwave @DaftLimmy Queens Paarp! @bhip @hdt_hugh I've seen a few hints that there could be a Big Beat revival incoming. Really looking forward to that one. @PuroPodcast @How2Wrestling https://t.co/vw5Pjrv2nR
9/24
2018
@ItsLaalls Tim. Timmy. Jimmy. Tommy. Teamie. Timi. @frenchbloke @AidanJohnMoffat I don't speak to them, are you mad?* @AidanJohnMoffat 100%
9/23
2018
Guys... https://t.co/KDOohZ1j4w
9/22
2018
@danthompson78 Add a bit of cheese in there @WWE @NoamDar @itsLioRush "Big Boaby Lashley" @tugboatthomson @PuroPodcast I'm deid . @PuroPodcast Ospreay is well Brexit
9/21
2018
@NoamDar Lio Rush is a VL. @PuroPodcast The contents of the box surely? @octo_octa @violetakaviolet Was just gonna say "make some?". I did it a while back. One thing I learned is to stick… https://t.co/IdcG5TOg3n @violetakaviolet https://t.co/tI4JDysNvl
9/20
2018
@NoamDar Lio Rush cheers when someone accidentally smashes a glass in the pub. @HulkHogan @2xfootstomp list
9/19
2018
@chamiltonjames @Aiannucci I was explaining that to @carinabdula just the other day. Surprisingly difficult to expl… https://t.co/LI8rn6LkJU
9/18
2018
@violetakaviolet Or if yr always tired get it tattooed @johnlees927 Lesnar is basically a 21st Century Hogan. @johnlees927 Wasn't it always this way though? All those old Manias you watched recently I bet the IC title was the… https://t.co/qRTIMZVi6c
9/17
2018
@eops @citizenhelene Top Tip: check out Nihon Nowave @PuroPodcast @GolazoDan @wolfinjapan @wXwGermany She said "meat"
9/16
2018
@AchinglyChic @ProWrestlingEVE should be a good contact here. @PuroPodcast Ted DiBiase must have had something of value here...
9/13
2018
@ndrewhung Do they get to bring translators if they aren't English speakers? @tugboatthomson #VLklaxon https://t.co/k1e5c1XScR @claramps @JDTwitch Pretty sure everyone thought it was tits and a g-string. @dialecticsines @aerielist That's an excellent way to explain it. Ps: love your music. 👍 @thekayanova I do this a lot but don't beat myself up too much as it comes from a place of empathy as you are essen… https://t.co/dfeiu4hqSf @aubreysitterson Meltzer wrote about a story that angle was rumoured to have outwrestled guys in higher weight classes cos he was so fit. @McKelvie @ManMadeMoon See Watchmen and Children of Men for examples of either side of the scale.
9/12
2018
@hrtbps He's hot sludge eh?It's almost like capitalism is the root problem... https://t.co/9w0TVOdfAL @jayjackets I'm surprised how much I enjoy Rhonda matches but she's a million miles behind Baszler who is probably… https://t.co/GPaWZnNo7B
9/11
2018
@EmmaDabiri One drop of...bleach? @PuroPodcast Actually putting yr hand in a deep fat fryer and then being able to do anything with said hand... @PuroPodcast Motson commentary and the penalty/bike jump for me.
9/10
2018
@PhotonzZz I still don't actually know who this guy is btw. @2xfootstomp @PuroPodcast feud of the year https://t.co/YKpMFEIGml @johnlees927 @nellucnhoj Think the best response is to mute them. Blocking gives them a wee thrill. @PuroPodcast Narrator's voice: "it was no shock."
9/7
2018
@B0bHardy Moving Walkway not a Moving Standway.
9/6
2018
@citizenhelene There's x all over your dinner? @aerielist I keep a running score of LDN airports tbh. Currently City>Gatwick>into Luton>LHW>STN>out of Luton @ErisDrew One of my favourites. Slightly freaked me out as it was surprisingly personal considering it wasn't about me.
9/5
2018
@tugboatthomson @MaxWiszniewski @HulkHogan One of a long list of reasons why Hogan is a bit of a bellend
9/4
2018

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