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1/23
2021
@EndlessJeopardy Who is Deez Nuts?Is there a mute function for pictures this Bernie meme is not doing it for meWho was in Paris
1/22
2021
Bro it’s getting out of hand https://t.co/rB9RZlhuNJCities stopped being cool when there was no threat of foreign hoards sacking themColumbus would be a better city if it had defensive walls and gatesJokes aside we all had one friend in high school who loved Tool, Tim and Eric, and weed who showed us this video https://t.co/oRTC4yguVH
1/19
2021
It should be illegal to superset during peak hoursThe Cleveland “There’s always next year” Browns
1/18
2021
@Speediest_Sloth The books are good too @maistummyhurt I saw them playing warzone clips 😖
1/17
2021
Yeah I really like sea shanties https://t.co/injnw5JEoRJust print more money who cares @myhipsterhandle Here you go king.. 👑 not many left of usTired of condescending people onlineFellas when’s the last time you got your lady some flowers
1/16
2021
Dirty soda in the styrofoam spend a day to get my mind blown! https://t.co/sJ4xskYyO6Gotta keep an extra clip on me.. ain’t no swag for free 😎 https://t.co/h9rWozUwEY @breathingback ITS BEENholy shit STOP INTERRUPTING JEOPARDYSea shanties were popular on Reddit like 6 years ago which meant they were still lame but now they are supposedly c… https://t.co/VVu3SdN4k9
1/15
2021
@joshp_350 @LeipzigHaus Can’t be true
1/14
2021
The caniac combo is a perfect amount of food for a growing young man150 tickets to joker please https://t.co/aaAsrZfJuEIf I could buy and sell mozzarella futures like Bitcoin I would be so richIn all fairness I also hit 100+ golf balls at top golf so it could be stemming from that as wellI deadlifted pretty hard yesterday and my entire body is outrageously sore
1/13
2021
Job security is being the youngest one in the group and the only one who knows how to work our systemsThis is what every uncle feels https://t.co/OC94YdotC2
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1/12
2021
@AKimerline Man that montage 😭a toxic environment forced trump off this site and maybe y'all need to take a look at yourselves 👀
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1/9
2021
Imagine eating it this hard on a V0 https://t.co/3HtpzT59Za
1/8
2021
are people going to be this angry when there’s no trumpFirst picture I’ve seen that illustrates how many people were really in DC yesterday https://t.co/2H4UENQNQ2Okay maybe it’s really time to get the glock @aliahonair @lthomas2689 No problem thank you very much! @degreatdelph Especially for Trebek’s last week smh @degreatdelph That’s why I’m sayingThank you Adam Rife WDTN https://t.co/rB0omiYdSb @LaurenWDTN Hey Lauren do you know when tonight’s Jeopardy will air thanks @WDTNKelleyKing Hi Kelly can you tell me when tonight’s episode of Jeopardy will be airing thank you @kiona_dyches Hey Kiona when is tonight’s episode of Jeopardy coming on thanks for your time @aliahonair @lthomas2689 Hey Aliah when is Jeopardy coming on @AdamWDTN When is Jeopardy coming on @WDTN_Brian Hey Brian when is Jeopardy coming onYo when is Jeopardy coming on @WDTN 😭😭Right they’re not involved 👁 https://t.co/9lOcSK5okZMan just shut up and put jeopardy on
1/7
2021
True I’m in Franklin you’re probably in Belmont https://t.co/TIJKe6WXszDefense budget like eleventy trillion, and some dudes that look like this just ran up in our shit https://t.co/GFwRekSPws
Retweeted by garynot today McDonald’s read the room https://t.co/BfUCFKy2rSim in nancy pelosi office cookin up https://t.co/W4IR8q6o8Y
Retweeted by garyProtestors have stormed @capital_uAnybody out there tryna trade a strat for a telecaster 🤝
1/6
2021
@Brad_Schultz21 Just wait until you get the pasta maker add-on...A little industry insight for the month of January: this is the slowest month for restaurants and the busiest month for gyms 👍
1/5
2021
There goes the @omnibusproject https://t.co/aYZkDDDzcZ
1/3
2021
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Retweeted by garyPortugal is actually smaller than Spain https://t.co/W7nhZEFv18
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1/1
2020
Ever spend 40 minutes cooking dinner for it just to end up being mids 😣
12/31
2020
@sonjimmons Moving past the all white nikes, onto the stripped nikes https://t.co/4ei9mLej3b @kraft_macnchees This is specifically what I asked you not to doI’m cracked https://t.co/TznNMc6PVA
12/30
2020
My job consists of being told no 8-10 times a day, can we fill the replies with some “yes’s” for my sake please? @Fugate_theGreat The FDA has a literal office in the plant so a little different these daysTbf Goodwill goes through donations and auctions off higher ticket items for profit anyway https://t.co/cguaHxwWUQ @breathingback @hhazelboyy https://t.co/2pP2AUD5ff @EdCarroll51 Sounds good I’ll get you 1 sample of cowVisiting a meat processing plant today anyone want anything
12/29
2020
Door Dashers are first respondersI found them. The Frosted Mega Wheats. https://t.co/pgcGYIK10n
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12/28
2020
why doesn’t anyone want to buy the milk from my all-bull farm https://t.co/CV6sFdGevC
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12/24
2020
If Cory Booker brings back NCAA.. respect https://t.co/aEI3K8weci @blakemgipson Right?? I kept hearing “men love listening to women in pain” as if I don’t listen to men singing sad music all dayI got roasted for commenting on this but how do you justify it as anything but gatekeeping?? https://t.co/QjdTyhbEhO
12/23
2020
This would be me https://t.co/McilglfYhNWould it have killed my parents to raise me in a state with snow sports 😓Trebek’s last week :(
12/22
2020
@_arlaina Okay I think I’m just on a bender today..
12/18
2020
@breathingback Then I would have just been lying to make it more interesting 🧐 @breathingback I’m honest at least @jakebrodes How did I let it get like thishttps://t.co/1EFcJkgLDV https://t.co/eluNPyb978found her ❤️ https://t.co/ksM7qoEAT1
12/17
2020
I like the dababy song @TAllmon01 @nonstandardmcd WOW you are blessed and that is a bonkers KrogerMcChicken McGriddleIs there a Twitter account for nonstandard Kroger locations like there is @nonstandardmcd? https://t.co/6iVC38xxed @BandiMandi That too 😳 and you know I will 😤 @BandiMandi Yes all of my new weight is going straight to it 😓
12/16
2020
My ass is getting out of control
12/15
2020
I love @breathingback https://t.co/IJnrU42okY @Fugate_theGreat Do we sound like old heads ?? @Fugate_theGreat Whole EP is a time capsule I miss itRemember the first time you heard Jumpman @brodymckeegan @breathingback This is us to a T
12/14
2020
@brycecarafa That could be clutch @brycecarafa LMAO I thought this might pull you out of the woodworks I’m out there cold calling restaurants and ev… https://t.co/CrNsvmEG5sNew least favorite Ohio city - Urbana
12/10
2020

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