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I think a lot of folks just have contrarian personalities and need to find an agreeing worldview to legitimize their shitty takes
10/22
2020
I was on the US Army Esports Squad server and there was a recruiter in my group who was trying to get these kids to… https://t.co/qAISJsSR2w @xxciel @BilmuriTweets @brodymckeegan It’s so good I’m gonna listen againExcited to watch Ted Cruz and Lindsay Graham streaming Dark Souls 3 tonightMy wife and I are going as famous couple Alex from Minecraft and Jim from the Office for Halloween @degreatdelph Actually same. He carried us to state. Very humble while also securing a 36 ACT. @degreatdelph I was never MVP however I was captain of the B team. Where I lacked in knowledge, I made up for in game prowess. @brodymckeegan @ImNegativeZero @BilmuriTweets @will_m_carlson https://t.co/EbTJ9v5uSk @brodymckeegan @BilmuriTweets @will_m_carlson My mind is blown in so many ways I had no clue bilmuri was Johnny Fra… https://t.co/tJaI4sMar0In normal times, is there a bar trivia tournament circuit specifically for ex-quiz bowl kids? If so, let me know ASAP
10/21
2020
I think we should set a cap on Midwest emo bands at a certain point.Recording people at the gym should be punished by hangingThe cool thing is that I can’t call my customers on their days off but they can call me 24/7 I love thatUnderrated Trump side effect: moving the Democratic Party even farther to the right https://t.co/2DUho3a4Jl @myhipsterhandle I want to trade my tele for one
10/20
2020
Bro this job https://t.co/v93gDVhGqk @EdwardALehman So epic!! It was Putin 🥶🚨🚨🚨 @EdCarroll51 I want a d-day style defense against boards of ducks
10/19
2020
@petey_usa I loved it until the drugs came in and made it a Rated R series @EdCarroll51 beautiful @EdCarroll51 What cut of steak are you using for that 🥺 @Taylor5455 I’m sorry!!!! @Taylor5455 That could explain it! It reminded me of a Diet Pepsi that you opened and left in the fridge for a few days @Taylor5455 I tried it yesterday and honestly I did not enjoy it @Fugate_theGreat tried today and yeah it’s fire 🔥Since starting to eat meat again, I have gained around 10 pounds. McDonalds and Canes are too accessible for my own good.Fun fact: you can vote as many times as you want 🇺🇸
10/18
2020
This was in the beer cooler in the gas station and I did not like it https://t.co/oTJmkRVZ6I
10/17
2020
@petey_usa I want to scream the words to don’t tell the boys at a live show so bad @Fugate_theGreat Still better than birthday cake @Taylor5455 Holy shit. I take your word for it. I’ve been hesitant to try that one and the coffee ones!Best bang flavorI love being dependent upon substances to wake me up and keep me alert during the day and they are so effective I n… https://t.co/JiLpHHqLrA
10/16
2020
Or when the barber takes a pic of your fade and doesn’t post https://t.co/BmJL3Fdi1E @arielissofty Honestly might reduce concussions from targeting. Would put it on par with rugby probably.
10/15
2020
@GarbageApe All you really need is traffic manager as far as mods goRule #1 you don’t steal a cowboy’s hat https://t.co/o3f5Js32d7 @NickSFroehlich I was waiting for your contributionIf you could only buy one steely dan record and never have another for your collection, which one would you get?! @NickSFroehlich Let’s goooooo @Fugate_theGreat Lil soprasadisimo, brier.. forget about itAbout to become the premier fine meats and seafood dealer for all of central OhioBIg day todayRocket League soundtrack fo today
10/14
2020
Getting some great ideas here @_arlaina https://t.co/VZTJ0spmrb
10/13
2020
@whichoedipus Nuke UA and Bexley the rest will be ok
10/10
2020
Dayton, Ohio https://t.co/XHU9MYpzNk
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10/7
2020
@ArmyStrang World famous strong democracy Saudi Arabia
10/6
2020
Life is very cool if you make it so!!! Go get it this week. Focus on what’s in front of you right now and everythin… https://t.co/9yXENEXyj7
10/5
2020
Mushrooms fo today https://t.co/8HvviV8E90 @NoNutNeal Best of luck soldier @NoNutNeal I had a caffeine induced panic attack last week and it was not chill @whichoedipus There’s a term for this meal..The forces of the universe are bonding together to try to make me have a bad Friday but I have my eyes on the prize… https://t.co/RAQvdReOWZ
10/2
2020
Yeah they’re pretty underground... My music taste is more obscure than 73% of other listeners on Obscurify. Find… https://t.co/3R98wAPlCGAnother day, another 100lb of provolone to deliverAnyone else got anything they want to hear?A few covers I’d like to hear: - Kyoto by phoebe Bridgers in the style of knuckle puck - Soak up the sun by Sheryl… https://t.co/ZjWLy82hOKArguably the best thing you can do for yourself and the country at large is forget the debate ever happened
9/30
2020
@NoLuckNeal Nah
9/28
2020
@lilsasquatch66 See you at the island bro
9/27
2020
@poppaswaamp I will be honest that sounds alright @Brad_Schultz21 Another infamous deli meat although I’ve heard a fried bologna sandwich can be good. Haven’t had one myself thoLove to schedule services 2 months in advance for them to forget about it @GarrettKehr Going to have to private againEvery song from the 1950s be like “my baby was untrue / now I’m feeling blue” @BabiesWithGuns No ham gang either. I could potentially be convinced but I would not pick a turkey and Swiss unprompted @myhipsterhandle Forgot about ham—ham sucks @BabiesWithGuns You’re telling me you’d pick turkey over capicola salami prosciutto or even roast beefWhat’s the worst deli meat and why is it turkey??
9/26
2020
@Xanolabars just for you meme man low key this one fits even better lmao https://t.co/Q2ButFeHc0
Retweeted by gary @breathingback At least post the suicidal tendencies one as an honorable mentionShould I be hitting 5 sets of my big compound lifts instead of 3?sheesh 😅❤️ https://t.co/oKF0MiidyPI’ve been looking for a good game to do a let’s play of and I think I just found it. https://t.co/yVfW95JEEO
9/24
2020
Deleted the video per request of some folks close to the people in the video. Don’t want to cause any further stres… https://t.co/Srj9RPH22a @NeverBeGrounded @barstoolsports Good call @StevenJackets @barstoolsports Thank you @NoLuckNeal @barstoolsports @lilsasquatch66 Neal and I are a package deal actually @cite_epicgamer No doubt @Fugate_theGreat It’s annoying I want to mute it
9/22
2020
@EdwardALehman anthem
9/21
2020
Might have a whiskey sour at 11amthe edgy posters are coming home to roost this morning
9/19
2020
@xtaylormadisonx Imagine how much happier life would be @EdwardALehman Literally go check
9/18
2020
@leroysholygrail Something you just need to do for yourself 😣 @Fugate_theGreat Some end of history reallyTo encourage myself to start playing guitar more, I think I’m gonna start making guitar covers of my favorite songs… https://t.co/mkj0zzakSpEvery other declining empire in history would have been glad to have as many gullible and passive citizens as we do today
9/17
2020
@theneedledrop https://t.co/Bi9zXSqRvIEvery speedway got the same smell retweet if you agree 😅🤣🤣I love how the dentist comes in after a cleaning to check the hygenist’s work, he is just sitting there talking abo… https://t.co/8HkYx3D5oZI would eat wings every day if it was acceptable to do so
9/16
2020
Is Henry Rollings based or cringe @degreatdelph @NoLuckNeal crazy @NoLuckNeal Yes fair it’s just weird how all the sudden it’s the only social issue you see people talking about on FacebookWhere did this human trafficking psyop come from??
9/14
2020
so excited to order the Nav chicken shawarma next week
9/10
2020
@blakemgipson It’s lit!
9/9
2020

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