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Lauren Scott @xlscottx Carlisle, uk

292 Following   158 Followers   3,763 Tweets

Joined Twitter 12/5/10


I am in fucking love with @LewisCapaldi and it isn’t even funny 😳It’s been over a year and we still don’t have an explanation for this https://t.co/haVLMRzbNf
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2/19
2020
Leaving the bathroom shop is genuinely one of the scariest things I’ve done/am doing 😭Yep this is totally normal. Nothing says empathy like a telescopic lense stalking loved ones and sharing their dark… https://t.co/AL6QPiY8dh
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2/17
2020
Think of how the media treats women. From Amy Winehouse to Rebekah Vardy, from Lily Allen to Meghan Markle, from Pr… https://t.co/fbpLSIP2q6
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2/16
2020
UK Parliament: Launch Government inquiry into the British press following the death of Caroline Flack - Sign the Pe… https://t.co/j4m6Rf1DXd @KTHopkins @ITV Didn’t think I’d ever agree with a Katie Hopkins tweet, but here I am and I stand with what she’s saying 🤷🏽‍♀️Don’t buy the fucking sun.
Retweeted by Lauren ScottWeird. @DailyMirror are now calling Caroline Flack inspirational, two months after a headline that called her dead… https://t.co/6jeEUT0wVq
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Retweeted by Lauren ScottHere we have two types of dogs https://t.co/wSEXGjXV4b
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2/15
2020
the hanks sons are a land of contrasts https://t.co/uMMs1rwCd0
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2/13
2020
Police blocking off Warwick road! looks like there’s some major incident, nah just a tree branch about to fall off a tree 🙃🙂
2/12
2020
@xlscottx @CarlislePolice @CumbriaHighways @CumbriaFire @CumbriaCC We have officers on scene now who are monitoring… https://t.co/rzifvQZQuW
Retweeted by Lauren Scott @CumbriaSpecials @CarlislePolice @CumbriaHighways @CumbriaFire @CumbriaCC @EnvAgency Thank you for responding, and… https://t.co/zjrncGiEHW @CarlislePolice @CumbriaHighways @CumbriaFire @CumbriaCC Are you going to inform us residents if evacuation is nece… https://t.co/WsIH7wF7aBDue to the current flood risk Warwick Road, Carlisle between Shiny car wash and the Premier Inn is closed. Find alt… https://t.co/ZGDhyEX7q2
Retweeted by Lauren ScottGreat time to live on Warwick road, do we evacuate or what?
2/9
2020
@Dreams_Beds shock horror, I got a generic email today saying I didn’t get the job. Shove it, I couldn’t physically… https://t.co/z8IqCywH9dhad an interview at @Dreams_Beds last week for a managers job, after being told I looked like I was at school, that… https://t.co/EiCbCpK5JC
2/6
2020
This LITERALLY sums up small business issues, we have to deal with this CONSTANTLY! https://t.co/6CXrUfDk1MAustralian TV is everything when I tell you I wasn’t expecting that. I screameddd 💀😭🤣 https://t.co/bU9H5uKrxX
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2/5
2020
IM SCREAMING THE WAY SHE TURNED https://t.co/WbFXgEzcDa
Retweeted by Lauren ScottA WHAT? https://t.co/b1VrGwXTHg
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2/4
2020
I have actually just died off 😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/LSoPvR835OI can't believe zootopia predicted the #HalftimeShow https://t.co/Hntrljx364
Retweeted by Lauren ScottTrump did not get Alice out of prison, Kim Kardashian did! #SuperBowl https://t.co/5kbCPD5W55
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2/3
2020
A fake spy monkey was placed in the midst of a community of monkeys. Watch what happens next. https://t.co/tYFWi1z3BB
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2/2
2020
😭😭😭 Kobe Bryant 😭😭😭 #rememberingkobe #MambaForever Thank You Wiz Khalifa and Charlie Puth 👏👏👏 https://t.co/7JBpBvj5pB
Retweeted by Lauren ScottThe Lakers' tribute to Kobe Bryant 💜💛 https://t.co/jI0wwlSqhk
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2/1
2020
Let’s fucking party https://t.co/u9lR93SpIk
Retweeted by Lauren ScottText from Boris Johnson: “Happy Brexit to you, Happy Brexit to you, Happy Brexit dear Britain, Happy Brexit to you!”
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1/31
2020
With the tragic loss of Kobe Bryant, his daughter and every soul on that flight still weighing heavily on my mind,… https://t.co/0QhvwHcD5i
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1/29
2020
#HolocaustMemorialDay https://t.co/5H99ZRvHXo
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Retweeted by Lauren ScottHolocaust survivors have returned to Auschwitz to lay wreaths to commemorate the 1.1 million people who died there… https://t.co/Q9YaYphYUI
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1/27
2020
Kobe Bryant, 41, telling the BEST story about Gianna Bryant, 13... 💔 #RIPKobe https://t.co/OEjBtvhtaU
Retweeted by Lauren ScottVanessa has been with Kobe since she was 17 yrs old. To lose the love of your life AND a child is just unimaginable… https://t.co/rvekp75YEP
Retweeted by Lauren ScottJesus Christ 😳😞 https://t.co/W9FMiLMlsq
1/26
2020
I just want to buy a handbag dog carrier for Merlyn and andrew WILL NOT let me 😭
1/25
2020
who wore it better https://t.co/pS2gRiD97t
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1/23
2020
oh my fucking god you actually have to get home and make dinner with ingredients you buy for dinner and you have to… https://t.co/ePsgh07e3O
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1/21
2020
Harry will henceforth be known as the Artist formally known as Prince.
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1/20
2020
Seeing people from my dads side of the family supporting eachother on the anniversary of his death on social media… https://t.co/RXjGQvcLPA
1/19
2020
*police takes my mugshot* my insecure ass: let me see
Retweeted by Lauren ScottHey girl, I can see your Baudi Moovan and it's driving me crazy https://t.co/k58Ag32Rfs
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1/16
2020
Y’alrite? https://t.co/8TWs4wbxhR
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1/14
2020
i am CRYING. https://t.co/xANUTzpAUf
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1/13
2020
Today we met my beautiful goddaughter! So proud of my best friend ❤️❤️❤️ https://t.co/BZMgmulbd5I love england man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿😂🙌🏼 https://t.co/oSEXXt3F0b
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1/11
2020
Leaked footage from Buckingham Palace tonight https://t.co/Uv3l616vZK
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1/10
2020
Prince Harry has been sacked.
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1/8
2020
10/10 on acting, give the pup an NTA https://t.co/NCk48FCq7m @NWAmb_Luke @NWAmbulance @NWAmb_Alice @NWAmb_Fiona This isn’t something she’s dealt with her whole life either. I w… https://t.co/zDOg4HIA6q @NWAmb_Luke @NWAmbulance @NWAmb_Alice @NWAmb_Fiona It has to be said, even without the visit, we are a very proud f… https://t.co/ffYVLtHYq4 @NWAmbulance We got offered this opportunity after my 5yo phoned for help when I had a seizure, unfortunately after… https://t.co/f1fXjBUcSf
1/7
2020
@ukhomeoffice Yet when I applied, I had interviews and everything was great until I fell at the last hurdle because… https://t.co/G9Q8QGKgejThese lads recreated the Haribo ad with helium and the results are hilarious 😂😂 https://t.co/aJXbM4hbpF
Retweeted by Lauren ScottMe telling my kids how it began. And this is how it all started kids... #WWIII #ww3memes https://t.co/BGVgn1cVaC
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1/6
2020
Jim and Pam will forever be goals 🥺 https://t.co/Sk7RmDERIk
Retweeted by Lauren ScottStill can’t get over how beautiful my best friends baby is 🥰
1/5
2020
Omg I can hear barking in the garden https://t.co/70317Vu6Eo
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1/4
2020
me when i get a draft letter for WWIII cause you mfs wouldnt shut up about women having equal rights https://t.co/hKzsPcrUSu
Retweeted by Lauren ScottMy bf explaining to me that he can’t see me everyday just cause I miss him as he has a job and A LIFE https://t.co/wqVOPF9i3s
Retweeted by Lauren ScottEuropeans this morning when they checked Twitter #WWIII https://t.co/EHFqquykF2
Retweeted by Lauren ScottMe? Fight in World War III? https://t.co/2XKfN24blt
Retweeted by Lauren ScottJust put mine and Andrews name on a card for the first time and quite frankly, it felt strange
1/3
2020
2019 me vs 2020 me https://t.co/W5ZCGuM7YX
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1/2
2019
ADecade.avi https://t.co/Fm2EffIeJg
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12/30
2019
Seriously cannot wait to finish this housework and for Evie and Andrew to be here, the struggle is real today 🥴
12/29
2019
Don’t think I’ve ever seen anything weirder than andrew on a VR headset
12/28
2019
To everyone kicking off about Bryn singing THE LYRICS of Fairytale of New York. #GavinAndStacey https://t.co/i9xgFqaSHD
Retweeted by Lauren ScottYou have an ex? Nobody would have guessed it!Christmas with Andrew was lovely as expected, today with Evie has been amazing, and the three of us are finally get… https://t.co/cHUarwbo9c
12/26
2019
We had to be together to watch it go out tonight!Gavin and Stacey is a show about friendship and family. Tonight’s… https://t.co/25R8wGop0y
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12/25
2019
Feeling blessed to have two Christmas days this year, one with Andrew and another with Evie. A special day each wit… https://t.co/KK07VgejQn
12/23
2019
@Mattjohnsons 100% living for this!Scott’s Thots https://t.co/aJnLiSBva7
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12/22
2019
I’m obsessed with this little girl ❤️❤️❤️ https://t.co/TcFtKeUoMu
12/21
2019
@windyace Men completely get the rubbish end of the deal, my ex husband is having our 5 year old on Christmas Day,… https://t.co/r4pi3q2BaMSo there’s people who get engaged a week after getting back together after being with someone else.. and me divorce… https://t.co/b3Rx9M55ij
12/20
2019
I’m officially divorced! 😬😬😬
12/18
2019
Tb to Jesy Nelson trying to do a Jamaican accent... https://t.co/P8K09M9VOP
Retweeted by Lauren ScottOne of the best moments from the 2019 election... https://t.co/nYval7cI3T
Retweeted by Lauren ScottSocial media ruins relationships. Fact.hi world. i cried watching this tik tok today. pls enjoy. https://t.co/m4IehdYGRf
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12/14
2019
I’ve bought Evie a scooter for Christmas and spent the whole day riding round work on it..Mate just sent me this on Watsapp. Now I can’t stop reading it. https://t.co/AOQIB00hSH
Retweeted by Lauren ScottIf the Exit Poll is true: Northern Ireland is going to have a border between it and the rest of the UK. Scotland… https://t.co/Uwd2ShEbsC
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12/13
2019
Why isn’t Mr Harding aging? He looked like that in 2007 when I started high school 👀 https://t.co/P7uBKCKNh1While the party candidates untuck backstage, the general public and I will deliberate
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12/12
2019
You’re lying if you haven’t done this at least once in your life.. 😂 https://t.co/sr8sqyBxg4
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12/11
2019
How does a gay shark go? https://t.co/qXOC8yhXKj
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12/10
2019
🤣🤦🏻‍♀️ https://t.co/aQEGpjUsAv
Retweeted by Lauren ScottWell then 💀👀 https://t.co/bElt6acCDA
12/8
2019
He knows 👀 https://t.co/1q6uRtqjBk
12/7
2019
Someone needs to inject a degree of focus in me today, I have accounts to do and no willpower
12/6
2019

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