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Parker Higgins @xor Brooklyn, NY

advocacy @freedomofpress / formerly copyright activism @eff / bots: https://t.co/ObR8WRHUhC

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Joined Twitter 3/15/09


lol how dare Twitter suggest this man doesn't know how to read https://t.co/4qDsy827sc
10/22
2020
Also it is very weird to say journalists "worship" freedom of the press. But then Chuck's tweets tend to the very w… https://t.co/gYcHYnEv6wassume good faith argumentation dead https://t.co/RQCdYVQR1C @harrisj seriously considering paying my credit card bill a day or two late https://t.co/5VrrFlL9frhttps://t.co/tFsEVt96pP https://t.co/t0QixEVNEgThis half-hour minidoc on the "worst jazz solo of all time" is really delightful and an example of the sort of rich… https://t.co/9OBQohcV9MFort Bragg about to go through with a very urgent renaming @sonyaism @vogon i hit that paywall and closed out before remembering i actually subscribe @GDPosta they could! but the govt argument here is that his tweet was not self-executing and did not constitute an… https://t.co/PjsPhklXMf @gritzmac 100%. the only thing that fixes it to the prime timeline is this tweet imo https://t.co/cHPnUW68Fm @emilynussbaum a great one but I was hoping for https://t.co/1JLAkcBucT !baby tiktok witches have finally gone too far https://t.co/dXsX1y5fZ3Ah! Well. Nevertheless, https://t.co/sC5CJkRWWVNOBODY better tell me what the giuliani thing is, i haven't seen the movie and i HATE spoilers🧟‍♂️🍑 https://t.co/QM9BKIQIl3 @noahjodice https://t.co/jy0nVS0copthe mental image that story conjures up may just be the worst thing i've imagined in *borat voice* my lifestarting to make more sense https://t.co/2fWL12vGWD @chimeracoder (it's so frustrating because I would entertain in good faith an argument that it wasn't unlikely on t… https://t.co/BlLrsFIoGY @chimeracoder i don't like to say this out loud because i think it sounds very "normie," but I think a very sizable… https://t.co/xVyXS9Xf2iIt's Ursula K. Le Guin's birthday. Here's two excerpts from her essay "Telling is Listening" that I illustrated in… https://t.co/Z4hypZCtdQ
Retweeted by Parker Higginscoffee, cigarettes and tears (1951) - eddie marshall and his trail dusters https://t.co/HLqePCuw5M https://t.co/Uty0QgQccA
Retweeted by Parker Higgins @RMac18 i did that for a while with a much taller height as a joke that was supposed to be obvious but then i reali… https://t.co/UkmsbKCIBp @marciahofmann I don't blame anybody for sending them but for general public consumption it seems worse than the web in nearly every regardI've read a lot of these kinds of emails and this one is, uh, remarkable https://t.co/fOMvPS8Xmu
10/21
2020
the ol razzle dazzleYou gotta leave 'em wanting more, I always say https://t.co/7m71zIOds1 @chimeracoder I don't know why I thought I could pull that one out of my deep memory but i'm glad I did @chimeracoder I had to pronounce each of the esses out loud to get it but this is Schlesische Straße isn't itI just love that Giuliani was worried the Times would do journalism https://t.co/ZahQvapohl @nicksort just a fully decked out Cyberdelia with some additional rooms would do itWelcome to Hackthe Planet https://t.co/q8bcwbJQsffolks, https://t.co/XXckMSvASi @codinghorror yeah, certainly there are cases that fall outside the strike zone of the strong unique password. if t… https://t.co/5GbS8TDniP @codinghorror yeah, I snuck "unique" in there which isn't really part of the original joke but could mitigate some… https://t.co/w3N0L9tlL8This is a funny joke but a key reason to make a strong unique password for a site is *precisely* to protect you whe… https://t.co/OrFLXmLLys @marcatracy hmmI second this offer (and truly enjoy doing this sort of thing) https://t.co/lsBvFGQULI @eldritch_egirl we gotta get you into the indies @thetomzone yeah and i'm par-kay. puh-leeze @mindspillage @elliotharmon i was sure this one was going to the moon https://t.co/J3mwFRNkpP
10/20
2020
@nikitab this is significantly funnier than my joke @Wzzy unfortunately everyone didI don't know what news tomorrow holds but the Toobin story will be hard to beat"Nobody gets hacked. To get hacked you need somebody with 197 IQ and he needs about 15 percent of your password." https://t.co/6aR8yU2MVg
Retweeted by Parker HigginsWorkers at Meow Wolf, the immersive arts company based in Santa Fe, New Mexico, are voting today on whether to unio… https://t.co/tJDXuo7zx9
Retweeted by Parker HigginsThis kind of quote would be easier to laugh off if his administration weren't actively prosecuting a publisher unde… https://t.co/ZLlLbvekOI @zamnight i was totally joking but I don't think the joke read as such so I deleted the tweetThe whole internet loves milkshake president, the president who gets bored of intelligence briefings and orders mil… https://t.co/ZSQz2qy7jPI profiled Moxie Marlinspike, the founder of Signal: https://t.co/UYwbzKg4ev
Retweeted by Parker Higgins @getfiscal I just hope they all had fun out there @onekade congrats kade!!!mr. good's donut house, compton, california, 1981 https://t.co/DyRkCGY9X3
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10/19
2020
@twstdfntsy delightful!!! @leighbeadon I suspect that's part of it, but also I bet I would be very dismayed to find out what my [x] is anywayhttps://t.co/OY2wSYB5h4 @jsnod i mean, it'd be an unpleasant minute for sure @annieeehiggins i feel like my lifestyle (w/r/t wikipedia) leads me to encounter a lot more world records @NSlayton I actually thought about doing a handful to disabuse myself of this notion but (and this is very funny to… https://t.co/DBf54I1RST @seldo I had this conversation literally yesterday, oddly enough. I think that's a part of it!To be clear: I'm not in particularly good shape and I cannot recall the last time I did a jumping jack, but I bet I… https://t.co/l3s3d8pnlXI don't know what it is about me but like a third of the time that I hear about a world record I think... I could b… https://t.co/LWqNIIm1W6 @gabrielroth this is going to sound trite but after Astro Lounge came out I decided Sm*shmouth was my favorite band for a whileswinging on a star (1953) - bill snyder https://t.co/Oc4ue5Xsha https://t.co/H3gBLRR56w
Retweeted by Parker Higgins @mememolly @mikerugnetta lol I did not know this about mike but i'm also an anti-nuker which maybe explains my orig… https://t.co/2YtHfTLIjQ @mememolly and apparently there are hella warnings that you MUST microwave it because the raw slurry is tempting and poisonous @mememolly you microwave it and it's like... a cupcake? that you eat with a spoon? they are pioneers @mememolly I looked it up after sending this, and it's an extremely cursed consumption techniquepretty impressive for Guiliani to step on his own dick this bad with this attempt at ratfucking https://t.co/4XkPcNIjq7
Retweeted by Parker Higgins @mememolly how is this even consumed? is it... a slurryThe Iliad https://t.co/mrZARV3AUy https://t.co/nG0Uqq1OmQ
10/17
2020
@mmasnick @ajitpai @AjitPaiFCC wow, he's blocked me! I am fairly certain I've never mentioned him and, like... I do… https://t.co/6HYqGMX3MvWashington Post: State Department signals it will keep most details of its spending at Trump’s properties hidden un… https://t.co/13d0cXdR5A
Retweeted by Parker Higgins @steveklabnik Abilene Powersme in 2020 https://t.co/OB3Xe0QVsyEasy to miss what a big deal this is. It's a *very* cool development for any newsroom trying to make their SecureDr… https://t.co/UgyoZ7C30Ximagine debasing yourself to such a degree that you're counting on "I eventually realized he was bad" as your shot at redemptionyeah kinda wild that you chose to inextricably link yourself to him huh https://t.co/kv8NojIRNs @chris_whong yes @j_zimms it's "twenty twenty"https://t.co/zGlwI76PM1
Retweeted by Parker HigginsI dont remember following this account but also why isn't everyone https://t.co/7sJ0vguSDt
Retweeted by Parker Higgins @fmanjoo insufficiently racistThe moment has come for Trump to start to embody the dignity of the office and pivot himself towards presidential https://t.co/300ZHu3JsDThe contradiction of whether the actual president can also LARP as president online without consequences may have b… https://t.co/fdYB9YkhEG @chrisgeidner jeezy creezy my man! you just keep getting faster
10/16
2020
crab apple, painted by james marion shull, 1910 https://t.co/CJcBXfsiVA
Retweeted by Parker HigginsBabylon Bee isn't just awfully unfunny but i think it is also the only publication that charges its own writers $10… https://t.co/tp48LYX8U7
Retweeted by Parker Higginshttps://t.co/2lLTQ5db7PIt was the farthest thing from Fein-stein @beebort no, no OCR. it relies on the metadata from the Internet Archive entry. but it does do a little CV to isola… https://t.co/TBGYwKqDyFman, i can't even be mad at the bot for misidentifying this label https://t.co/fpyly7wNTt https://t.co/0oh9ALqMsi @misteratkins @keelytaylor https://t.co/pnvyt6fYQlhonestly though, fact check: true https://t.co/ThB6wrWD7a @peppamintpig1 also like... not gonna tell people how to run their own twitter account but it's very wild to me to… https://t.co/rnCW93Fvlx @peppamintpig1 the text encoding mangling, too! i just love thisThis is such meaningless drivel it kind of accidentally proves its own opposite, given that Twitter dutifully serve… https://t.co/k5oANjRlNb @mhlkong it's just ratfucking and then working the refs. I don't think this story has any more increased spread tha… https://t.co/YzEgWKYufO @lea_rosen including an absolute tear jerker
10/15
2020
skull hole, jawor's fun golf, roseville, michigan, 1986 https://t.co/8HuXFEUvPg
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10/14
2020

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