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malcriada // senior editor @ Polygon

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Retweeted by Patricia HernandezOkay but the Cyberpunk soundtrack slaps though DAMN I’m not even usually into house don't forget disabled people when you're talking about minimum wage. we can LEGALLY be paid below it. there…
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Retweeted by Patricia HernandezI’m begging the NYT to hire a video game reporter @djc6986 Dang! What’s going on here? @Swiffy22 Is the damage 5 shots equivalent of the strong bow?On 1st day, Biden will rescind travel ban on several Muslim countries, rejoin Paris climate accord, extend pandemic…
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okay this Lex ad sent me ... what is every woman in Russian doll into this guy 🥴 live in a two floor duplex. My roomate just moved out. It is now time to make that floor a gym, because a) pictur… video of this game is someone fucking destroying poor yoda is modern stumbleupon send tweetlet them live goddamn[DAVID ATTENBOROUGH WATCHING ME TRY TO OPEN A PRODUCE BAG AT THE STORE] Extraordinary.
Retweeted by Patricia Hernandez“soooo many businesses would go under if the minimum wage is raised” so you agree? that companies rely on the expl…
Retweeted by Patricia HernandezThanatos is the best encounter in all of Hades, and one of the best video game boyfriends of all time…
Retweeted by Patricia Hernandez- Last year, when CDPR explained that it shares 10% of profits with staff, gamers and pundits assumed the devs woul…
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Retweeted by Patricia HernandezI've been thinking about this a lot for writing in general -- who we think the audience is, or should be, and what… @imhatchc2 Holy shit has it been a decadenow that i've turned 30 i understand why people go to sleep at like, 9/10pm it's not coinciding well with my previ… @alanna hmm the way twitter cuts this off still works @alanna am writing about thanatos and i cannot wait for you guys to read itThe gentlest people I know are full of rage and grief.
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Retweeted by Patricia HernandezI just killed Charon in Hades and now I feel a lil bad even though he literally cannot say a recognizable word to me and never haspowerful pic from website of German bakers guild
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If you want to chat about QA — particularly what it was like on Cyberpunk 2077 — I’d love to hear from you. But, in…
Retweeted by Patricia Hernandezwhat in the world is this @420fetalsyndrom How did you actually get through to a human? The bot seems like a dead endwhat if we go up to three impeachments i mean the fact there had to be two already makes me a little hopeless about the systemThere have only been four impeachments and two were Donald Trump.
Retweeted by Patricia HernandezIf you are a sex worker you are not “jobless.” Your job is that you are a sex worker. Acknowledging this is fundame…
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Retweeted by Patricia Hernandezreboot the carmen sandiego games so you can either romance her, join her, or play AS her trying to avoid law enforcementThe House of Representatives started voting on the second impeachment of Donald Trump at 3:53pm ET.
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Retweeted by Patricia Hernandez @Polygon this man looks like he got lost at the store and can’t find his momin one tweet, the most fucked up indictment of every aspect of American life in the last 20 years
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