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malcriada // senior editor @ Polygon

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this has shattered everything I thought I knew about the entire series ... professor oak is a fake!! https://t.co/zVvZ8pEgU4
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11/23
2019
@NatIsExtra he’s only breaking inside your house to say hi!types of shibes https://t.co/P6x6v5Xp9P
Retweeted by Patricia Hernandez @murlin__ yeah, I listed a few at the bottom ... there may be more!a pink nightmare appears https://t.co/4CkXFZ6dRRimma tell my kids this was kim possible https://t.co/vRrQ887Dfr
Retweeted by Patricia Hernandez @Dewott13 Good catch! I was wondering about that but didn't connect the dotsLike if u support my gay pokemon https://t.co/2NGAj5uInb
Retweeted by Patricia Hernandez @loudmouthjulia Julia no!! fight it!!this has shattered everything I thought I knew about the entire series ... professor oak is a fake!! https://t.co/zVvZ8pEgU4There's a whole lot going on in Bulbapedia's discussion page for Cloyster, as brought to my attention by @arhourigan https://t.co/p5gPYY0DCKjust vibin https://t.co/S3cCxOW8Zq
Retweeted by Patricia Hernandez @eurogamer you are a cowardgonna tell my kids this is gohan’s dad https://t.co/Jpagvqle47
Retweeted by Patricia Hernandezmy calico cat likes to cuddle under the covers during the winter time. this is her right now https://t.co/7XZU3omaNjWAIT STOP https://t.co/g7enbEa3s8
Retweeted by Patricia Hernandezhe undos his bun to attack #PokemonSwordShield #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/zV6iv5PrYvwow i too am a piece of trash who wants more attention!! #PokemonSwordShield #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/usyAUgsXnu @ObiBoing @TrufflezNChoco How many do you have thus far?
11/22
2019
@riningear Hell yeah @MOOMANiBE amazing @thetidebreaks Good to know, thank you!Amazing. https://t.co/Emxu4AkBqFwas not expecting this entire exchange to happen https://t.co/F4LG1JcRHf
Retweeted by Patricia HernandezGonna tell my kids this was Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip https://t.co/FYcrVYwQ2e
Retweeted by Patricia HernandezThank you @ezwrites. 👾 ‘This future can be different’ https://t.co/IjZ3fNi6LA
Retweeted by Patricia Hernandez @dahrae_ this is so cute! the notebook / tracking I meanthis is BUCK. WILD. I fuckin love Pokemon https://t.co/LMwcxL6HY6 @ethangach noooo @GreedyRaven There must be adult classes somewhere! And hey, if not ... I've found that kids are more accepting than adults, anyway.Today in "this may be the title of my autobiography". https://t.co/z3atHjlBLp
Retweeted by Patricia HernandezJoe finds Love (and Candace finds him) in these first look photos at @YouNetflix season 2!! https://t.co/Eety8tqiAZhttps://t.co/2Slfhjn64J
Retweeted by Patricia HernandezGonna tell my kids this was Jessica. https://t.co/CnDgd5sc1V
Retweeted by Patricia HernandezBut I also think you're going to lead a very boring life if you stop yourself from trying something new, or don't a… https://t.co/joMiKuES3XI've spent a lot of the last two years just taking random classes ... dance classes, sports classes, last night eve… https://t.co/0lPdY8odSXThis is cool. I'll add, as an adult one of the hardest things to try and do is learn something new -- time and mone… https://t.co/8ciFYlHOqSGym Leader: Alright Challenger! Time for you to show me how much you--- Me: https://t.co/ByloWyRW62
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Retweeted by Patricia HernandezI have decided to take a hiatus from being Perceived. Please don’t acknowledge my existence until further notice. D… https://t.co/THzibfjX6x
Retweeted by Patricia HernandezStarted Friday Black. Finished the first story and fuck, still feel it in my chest.I know I shouldn’t cheer BUT :o https://t.co/7CHr10PshDI learned more about personal essays from this one TikTok than from any class https://t.co/PIWKdsEclt
Retweeted by Patricia Hernandez @Ephemeral_VL pupusas are literally my favorite food on earth but they are also messy :( @Kermitron they’re supposed to be mysterious and enticing!! or so I hear... @Kermitron what am I, a Scorpio?They frens now https://t.co/GCdk36VINp
Retweeted by Patricia HernandezTook a billiards class today. One step closer to becoming a pool babe at the gay bar 🙏🏽https://t.co/HU4CKv00XC
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11/21
2019
Sonicfox getting a small part of the crowd to chant trans rights at an official dbfz tournament holy shit https://t.co/gOVQGn7l4e
Retweeted by Patricia Hernandez11月21日の朝の定期船は出航しました。 午後の定期船も出航します。 https://t.co/60tXrneFFg
Retweeted by Patricia HernandezNews: As of this week, I'm officially @Medium—as executive editor of a new publication for and about men of color.… https://t.co/c7pSUVzf6i
Retweeted by Patricia Hernandezgonna tell my kids this is avril lavigne https://t.co/9jgbO179k2
Retweeted by Patricia HernandezIt's amazing how much work you get done when you don't do the thing you're supposed to be working on.
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Retweeted by Patricia Hernandezwhen @rabbitwhite said ⬇⬇⬇ i really felt that https://t.co/QjlS4kpPwm
Retweeted by Patricia Hernandezso raihan doesn't use the inner camera and i couldn't resist drawing this https://t.co/FkgHRagfDW
Retweeted by Patricia Hernandezpls let go #PokemonSwordShield #Pokemon https://t.co/9ozUTTBeLU
Retweeted by Patricia Hernandezthe idea of everyone raging at a young girl for this is fucking SENDING ME https://t.co/tifqcYFrhgPresident #DonaldTrump holds notes while speaking to the media before departing the White House for Texas 📷: Mark W… https://t.co/kygj0oFe7E
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Retweeted by Patricia HernandezOh my god I'm sorry https://t.co/e7oFCz2NmM
Retweeted by Patricia HernandezDid you know the curry you make actually differs in size depending on your lead Pokémon? Did you know the Curry Dex… https://t.co/BRv8jK59tq
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Retweeted by Patricia Hernandeztelling my kids this was the declaration of independence https://t.co/ar3HuT6pR3
Retweeted by Patricia HernandezMy longtime dental hygienist just got into the Iowa Writers Workshop. But she didn't know how prestigious it is un… https://t.co/0Sv2TUIrXI
Retweeted by Patricia Hernandezmimikyu as different electric meeses https://t.co/tRzxUzLYED
Retweeted by Patricia HernandezThe 1993 Nintendo character guide revealed that Mario is of species Homo Nintendonus Since I found that out, I’ve… https://t.co/O4QR0lWLUE
Retweeted by Patricia HernandezPete is the son of an upper middle class academic. Warren is the daughter of a janitor. But Pete gets to be the “… https://t.co/tFGoMDpNsm
Retweeted by Patricia HernandezI’m sorry but this is uglier lmao https://t.co/pme4my5rn4‘Are you ok’ Me : yeah why lol *show me the depressed tweets I posted 3 minutes ago* Me : https://t.co/MCkT2nIZfO
Retweeted by Patricia HernandezPokémon fans, I need y'all to shut up about Dexit: https://t.co/baHP6X4DI4 https://t.co/r3utaLKiF6
Retweeted by Patricia Hernandez @Kotaku Thank you but also RIPGonna tell my kids this was Romeo & Juliet https://t.co/NM9RVI0OEn
Retweeted by Patricia HernandezEvery game should have a fishing minigame.
Retweeted by Patricia HernandezPokémon Sword and Shield’s Ball Guy is not creepy, he’s a friend https://t.co/pI1VrL4JQc https://t.co/gaCPehlu7M
Retweeted by Patricia Hernandezgod damn i wish more members of congress talked like this. great stuff @aoc. https://t.co/u4XGcaFGyU
Retweeted by Patricia HernandezGUYS HELP I CAN'T UNSEE IT https://t.co/caCfdpSSyC
Retweeted by Patricia Hernandezy’all I need a cleanse where can I get a limpia 😩
11/20
2019
someone posted on the bird group i’m in that they decorate for christmas a bit early bc their little bird mango is… https://t.co/O3lWU3DB3G
Retweeted by Patricia HernandezTHIS IS MY SEXUALITY https://t.co/eub15TzF94
Retweeted by Patricia Hernandez @RayReynoldsNMS @PeacefulGamer What's wrong with the clouds?? @Campster What's going on? I mean, I see that it says it "updated" to let you see other players, but @takesiege Are you actually connected? You may be searching local @mistercrayon I'm sorry but that's also hilariousGeoff Keighley Announces Best Layoffs Category for Game Awards https://t.co/KjDRMR5aCq
Retweeted by Patricia HernandezI had no choice https://t.co/HGIvbWbga6i'm enamored by the real people you can talk to the wild area. i haven't heard much talk about how people feel abou… https://t.co/mUTKmRQcNI
Retweeted by Patricia Hernandezdon't make me do it https://t.co/mdgnt9nx9v @ohjefframos whatwhere is the ball guy fandom? I'm disappointed✨Sacred it is✨ (Yes I made this) https://t.co/AxbDv920qf
Retweeted by Patricia HernandezNBC: Impeachment ABC: Impeachment CNN: Impeachment FOX: https://t.co/rgyAlToXY8
Retweeted by Patricia HernandezMy roomate is adopting waffles the dog!! Also Mochi is out of the cone today!! https://t.co/dwG9moPOWL @OwlishNick I love that as Vulpix is saying this it appears that Drillbur is picking another fight in the backgroundmy immigrant parents showing 10 yr. old me government documents they received, expecting me to be able to fully tra… https://t.co/PYxaeUEPZy
Retweeted by Patricia HernandezI LOVE MY PROBLEM CHILDREN and their dumbass fights https://t.co/mWHC96BIP4He got McDonald’s and wants to share with you https://t.co/jmFxWHfJsl
Retweeted by Patricia HernandezDefine...cursed... https://t.co/KGVFtRWVQg
Retweeted by Patricia Hernandez @breadlobbybot Damn I feel like we’d be bff
11/19
2019

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