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Married to my wife. Terrier typist for @WoofWoofBryn. Aspiring Victor Meldrew. All views are my own... don't take a fence, that's stealing.

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@MarkLeach83 No - but in theory usage of a visitor space is limited to 24hrs. No enforcement though. @MarkLeach83 Nooo - actually, if I recall the documentation for the properties down here forbids them. Along with h… https://t.co/YvVjNRoaYD @SteveBreave @AshValeCommuter Could have been worse, he could have been on the Coventry University Netball Team I suppose... @AshValeCommuter I've had two try to add me as Facebook friends despite having never met them, so it's been decline… https://t.co/fCZCW7gxlkI've become one of those people. I've joined the neighbourhood Facebook group. That said, I now know the name of t… https://t.co/XW4ZOrwCU7
4/7
2020
@grantgriff23 Sorry to hear this mate. Much love to you and yours x @AshValeCommuter @2wheelsnot4 I'd love to see them trial that in Aldershot! @AshValeCommuter @2wheelsnot4 I do however protest at the concept of a muffin toasted until golden brown, as I fear… https://t.co/0IYoMJDKSb @AshValeCommuter Firm is good - the softer ones are too sticky to handle and re-shape. @AshValeCommuter Recommend that where they say 'sausage meat' buy some decent sausages (Heck worked well) and remov… https://t.co/ERGFZvdlRx @British_Airways Hi. Canceled an Avios/Cash booking 3 weeks ago. You've confirmed by phone this morning that a 'man… https://t.co/kIpzc8PvlL @swlines Check out https://t.co/QXfnHJf26V
4/6
2020
@AshValeCommuter He was reported to have been involved in the briefing given to Starmer as new leader of the opposition earlier today @SimonCalder The Wheel of Brisbane, utterly terrible commentary Birmingham Bull Ring, mass disappointment for Spanish tourists
4/5
2020
@WelshDalaiLama 🥂 ? https://t.co/XmnhTSE3FT @WelshGasDoc https://t.co/V7t02UxikU gives it a moderate rating @whyteuk I do believe we now have an effective Leader of the Opposition.
4/4
2020
@GaryBarlow @RealMattLucas Seeing how happy this has made @RealMattLucas has made my day. Thanks chaps! @AshValeCommuter Assuming it's OK, I will be jumping on your research and doing the same. @RealtimeTrains Done - though, please pay attention to the delivery address...
4/3
2020
Why are people unable to distinguish between Virgin Atlantic, a UK based company that pays £350m in tax and employs… https://t.co/q5uxavw9tM
Retweeted by Yamesh @WelshGasDoc @CwmTafMorgannwg Done. @WelshDalaiLama Cause to crack the bubbly out? https://t.co/zl3pmpgJ2z
4/2
2020
@whyteuk If this works out, the betting industry is fucked.Nice work from @MTA #NYC https://t.co/U2DCXQgVtR
Retweeted by Yamesh @whyteuk I know of someone who went down they route. Until she found a fella... @pnh14 Yep. I was on the plane to Finland. #tw @pnh14 Only if your arms are 2 metres long. @LadyMontyA350 @ChipperfieldNot Does he notice the clock change? Our dog is now an hour late in demanding his dinne… https://t.co/TtzGoMeQsk @pnh14 In Germany it's 1.5. UK also says '6 feet' which is 1.8m. Basically, stop touching people in public mate and you'll be fine!
4/1
2020
@whyteuk Been back the last few years. Was due to be going next week. @whyteuk Hungary - Orban has wanted this kind of power for years. The fact it took more that his own party to pass… https://t.co/8weaHrU8lZ @KatiePaddockPhD "But I wasn't wearing a jacket..." https://t.co/MtqqImj2pKOnly another 3 months to go...! #CornaVirus https://t.co/jVdYNwG0hW
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3/31
2020
@BeccaShowler @jvrsue Yeah. I miss decent coffee. Debating a drip filter machine for home just to keep a pot on the… https://t.co/EDIziyX2uu @BeccaShowler Hopefully it won't be *this* for 6 months and some things may be relaxed and switched back on. @TheGasMan1985 Yep!When you're doing so many video calls you feel the need to make your lounge wall more interesting... https://t.co/qHASwq9YkL @Ledders11 @seatsixtyone Indeed. @seatsixtyone Quick sense check - the metro instructions appear to be for Nyugati rather than Deli on that page @TheGasMan1985 Right now, yes. If they restrict further to no birthing partner - which our hospital have said is a… https://t.co/wggADMWOW1
3/29
2020
I'm aware there's a lot going on at the moment. I also know just how scary this is for those it could impact. Pleas… https://t.co/3bqJo21GUm
3/28
2020
Heartwarming sight on my street as a baffled Deliveroo driver on a moped turned into the road at 8pm on the dot and… https://t.co/yy4RfFfHnL
Retweeted by Yamesh @YorkshireTea No! They must be accompanied by a brew! @BeccyHend Mine was a bit different - we'd booked on points + money so the standard cancellation on that is getting… https://t.co/aWemnVzwTX @paul_winginit Very slowly. Even once restrictions are lifted you find that in many cases people will have taken a… https://t.co/8NQWXPhQ5k
3/26
2020
@BeccyHend Most of BAs customer services are done from India, so most if not all are probably at home on lockdown.… https://t.co/eqeDL2roqr @BeccyHend @British_Airways https://t.co/omRCeZRMzE @fbpe_jojo77 Been there. Done that. Once. Never again.
3/25
2020
I'm working on a Very Clever Joke regarding the DFS sale. Just a few more hours and it'll be ready. Hope nobody makes it before I do.
Retweeted by YameshThe spending limit for contactless card payments will be increased from £30 to £45, with a national roll-out beginn… https://t.co/QrqMteWWqV
Retweeted by Yamesh @BeccyHend S'ok - he's been smacked back down this morning. @kurucu83 @BarryPlantDock Same as the people who put signs in our office saying 'N0 EXIT' @kurucu83 @BarryPlantDock Never trust anyone who appears to use letter O instead of a zero.
3/24
2020
Trying not to be too political on social media - but when Britain emerges from this, and it will emerge, I hope tha… https://t.co/SIOGRqsaIMGoogle news alerts on Android... Just got one about the major national lockdown... From "The Grimsby Times" @AshValeCommuter I would assume that there won't be an issue with that at present as the restriction is on retail s… https://t.co/OF2dxEOlK3I’ve now been alive in six decades: The 1980s The 1990s The 2000s The 2010s The 2020s March
Retweeted by Yamesh @richardosman New programme format? Who can cook the best munchies? @AshValeCommuter (That's probably meant to sound less of a threat than it does...) @AshValeCommuter Not much use now, but when all this is over I will find you and buy you a pint. 👍 @AshValeCommuter About to restart here after 3 weeks out following surgery. Our work directly helps parts of govt t… https://t.co/gzF9PPRxqf
3/23
2020
@DriverPotter @BrianSmith950 Thinking of you Potter and L.
3/22
2020
@grantgriff23 @hughlaurie I'll volunteer to run the bar. By run, I mean conduct rigorous quality control over the contents. @ThenJoSaid @_MissJune_ @homerbronco Most of all - hope you feel better soon! @ThenJoSaid @_MissJune_ @homerbronco No worries - failing that, Corsodyl is pretty strong stuff and whilst it would… https://t.co/fWAazpSZDz @ThenJoSaid @_MissJune_ @homerbronco Worth checking out Difflam Rinse if you can, it helps calm the mouth. Availabl… https://t.co/krzp5x5ems
3/19
2020
@nialli @skytv @SkySports They've done it automatically for pubs - should do the same for all subscribers.
3/18
2020
@PaulCliftonBBC @Gatwick_Airport Presumably, that's just direct employees of the airport rather than those working… https://t.co/XsRon4ZoT0 @ManorTea Do you guys have an online menu please?
3/17
2020
@mwayservices I stand to be corrected, that reads like Autoroutes operated by VINCI - although imagine others will follow suit. @ollie_yates All UK <> France sailings except Caen for the time being. :( @SW_Help It's more a query of your info. Alton to Aldershot is a wide scope. Potentially it means Farnham to Guildf… https://t.co/ap83lhIw1s @SW_Help Will this affect GLD <> Farnham trains which travel on that section of line? @TheGasMan1985 I can see how the 'it being someone else" factor changes things. Depends how much you love them I guess! @TheGasMan1985 Personallly, I'd do it. MAS wanted 660 GBP from KUL to LHR last time I looked at it.
3/16
2020
@paul_winginit The same designers who have put translucent bathroom doors in hotels. Fine when you're on your own,… https://t.co/DO71yevhRi @AshValeCommuter You had good timing. Friends also in Morocco are now trying to get out as it's been announced borders will be closing. @whyteuk Improved CSR is the way forward, and should stay as such long term. If others do the same that should coun… https://t.co/DmG3xClIhT @whyteuk The airline sector is going to be completely different after this and the knock-on to their staff and supp… https://t.co/v3GwDKWUt6
3/15
2020
@ThenJoSaid Good lord! @ThenJoSaid What's more concerning is that someone *made* a documentary about turnips...
3/14
2020
@AshValeCommuter Yes/No - for some of what I/team do there are reasons people are needed to be in the office. Until… https://t.co/ClV6XHkSJN @SW_Help Genuinely - your trains are already filthy, now is the time to really step up your game on this.
3/13
2020
@swlines @RealtimeTrains I think there are some very good ideas - I won't call them useful as I don't use ScotRail,… https://t.co/mvhJGVAvQj @EsqMarriage @pnh14 Indeed - and with some mortgage retail rates down at 1.99% at the moment I don't think they'll… https://t.co/mjFZEN0TKu @pnh14 @nialli As you're using a Broker, they should be on top of this and they should be able to switch products w… https://t.co/yOzzpztbFL @nialli @pnh14 Most are fixed term to start before moving. TBH most mortgage providers update their products monthl… https://t.co/N5yKBzXUrS @EsqMarriage @pnh14 True, but it usually has some impact to the mortgage products offered.Day 9 post tonsillectomy. When they said having this done as an adult would be exceptionally painful, that was some… https://t.co/ukwd0BH2Zs
3/11
2020
@AshValeCommuter What so they need to repack? Everything! Because they thought ahead and put their liquids in a pla… https://t.co/zTpEzeNcES @AshValeCommuter (There's also a varying quality of idiot depending on airport too. Someone must have done a scient… https://t.co/2ujY4JPI8t @AshValeCommuter I've never been able to explain this phenomenon, but never is it truer than in the line for securi… https://t.co/XvfNNmF1YO
3/10
2020
@jvrsue You have my sympathies! @jvrsue I've just had some freshly made flapjack. It's the first solid solid thing I've eaten in days and it's amazing
3/8
2020
@cineworld Thanks - any view on how long 'soon' is though please? 7 days? 28 days? @cineworld Hi! How long are refunds on 007 tickets expected to take please? Haven't heard anything so far. @paul_winginit @MAS Seem to recall quite small seats and a very weird A/F, B/E and C/D boarding process. Bon voyage!
3/6
2020
@DriverPotter @swlines @realtimetrains I would like update my earlier submission of Pacer to now be PACER... Potte… https://t.co/mQV40U7p4C @SimonCalder Monaco Tourist Office have stopped issuing stamps for this very reason
3/4
2020

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