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Married to my wife. Terrier typist for @WoofWoofBryn. Aspiring Victor Meldrew. All views are my own... don't take a fence, that's stealing.

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Joined Twitter 1/30/09


@AshValeCommuter @Worthy_Driver Used to use them years ago 'commuting' Budapest to Bristol. Never had much of an is… https://t.co/hiG1WKBKpV @DriverPotter Bloody knitters, the lot of them.
1/19
2020
@Alissas_grandad Well... They're not bad I suppose @GermanyDiplo Well played, @GermanyDiplo , well played....Being funny is apparently not always our strong suit. We deleted the tweet below and apologize to all who were offe… https://t.co/AWdyXDSUGX
Retweeted by YameshThis is peak @MmmmTrams https://t.co/eT6qMk5jX0 @swlines Favourite is still the engineer who accidentally rebooted both switches at the same time instead of one by… https://t.co/xjdoERLHro @swlines Don't worry - I know someone who took down the London Insurance Market doing an incorrect chmod on what th… https://t.co/t1LGGhYUdP
1/17
2020
@EurostarE @EurostarUK Yes... But in real-life public terms they're (sadly) old news. @EurostarUK Are they really still 'new'? It's been a few years now! @AshValeCommuter 15 mins is generally considered 'on time' for flight metrics. I wish I could be so vague in my line of work.Brittany needs your help to see their flag stay as a emoji on Twitter. Mae Llydaw angen dy help i weld y baner… https://t.co/R6Zdk1Py5I
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1/16
2020
@swlines Plus the Japanese are way better at boarding trains. I have to resist the urge when stepping off one to tell everyone to line up.
1/15
2020
@GWRHelp the 08.01 from Ash to Redhill was late... :( Rammed because you've only put a 2 coach train on :(... But y… https://t.co/Y2XlrDrNIa @SW_Help Ash, P1... One TVM's touchscreen isn't working correctly. Impossible to type destination. The other you ap… https://t.co/gHeYCLpYrv
1/14
2020
@grantgriff23 There endeth the views. How about you, bwt? @grantgriff23 RLB too closely aligned with current leadership which has failed at GEs twice. Thornberry would be to… https://t.co/kd7HATTIMI @WelshGasDoc Enough for you to finally go back and finish med school... @grantgriff23 Personally I think Starmer would make a better leader/measured figurehead, with JP in a senior role to kick arse @grantgriff23 If either of them can get it and move the party back towards the centre under decent leadership... Wi… https://t.co/B70YgwlYsdEnid Blyton's most political adventure yet... https://t.co/BslxpVzjLUTrain passing through Maeklong Railway Market in Bangkok 🚊 https://t.co/U3EZsgIVnV
Retweeted by Yamesh @MissWittank @PaulCliftonBBC @SW_Help He gave a good answer on BBC Radio Surrey last week as to why trains don't st… https://t.co/MkXXvyLE9E @PaulCliftonBBC @SW_Help What is he doing to address the basics of clean and comfortable trains? What's the compa… https://t.co/VBVckWFkqL
1/13
2020
@ThenJoSaid Sit in on the viewings. Some of the questions are incredible... And the estate agents a) give bullshit… https://t.co/WFB2Tjr8e5For the same reason a brick cannot recite poetry. https://t.co/2VoILhMHmw
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1/12
2020
@VodafoneUK @SpotifyUK The Horne Section @hornesection and Abroad in Japan @AbroadInJapan 👍 @swlines Fair - me neither. Then again I don't sleep on planes in general. Anyhoo, glad you enjoyed Japan, it's fun @swlines Meh, warm schwarm! @swlines @British_Airways Try JAL next time ;) @JohnTillUK @TheGasMan1985 @phil_dfc From the time my wife worked at their HO, they see themselves as "The British… https://t.co/aBMqG8kYKDWitnessed the most amazing thing on the train to Edinburgh yesterday. A guy boarded in Wigan & sat opposite me. He… https://t.co/3DJDcTT0WQ
Retweeted by Yamesh @MmmmTrams True, Skirté is a dangerous name though... @nialli Alright, Kneel?No... It's a U, not an O... https://t.co/JFwVgBEo5N
1/11
2020
@monzo Done. https://t.co/rNus6JNuk2TGIF. This week can sod off and never return. @Worthy_Driver @wildhampshire Ugh, similar to the gross plane we had a couple of weeks ago.
1/10
2020
I really just wanted to listen to The Archers https://t.co/K8J4KcSfiM
Retweeted by Yamesh @RoyalMail Ah, 2012... Happier times. @paul_winginit I'm going to be honest... that's a better day right there. @GuildfordBC Does anyone who ever gets a 1 or 2 pose with their certificate? ;) @JohnTillUK I suppose that depends on how many passengers/general demand there is for the ferry? @pjkitchen What happened to the first taxi driver? Do they always carry a substitute? @SW_Help Cheers, inbound mother-in-law on the down... @SW_Help Both directions, or just Woking bound?
1/9
2020
@DriverPotter Potter, your writing brings a wry smile and some amusement after an otherwise horrendous first half o… https://t.co/mtyftcWe7w @sainsburys oh-ho-no! https://t.co/oUYEUFfhiCI have to say, @British_Airways - I'm on #TeamAngela @swlines Have you had one with the screens onboard showing delay reasons yet? (Certainly the Yamanote line does thi… https://t.co/zW5oIyvDNo
1/8
2020
@SW_Help Wasn't mine - it was a relative as indicated by the words in my previous tweet! ;) @SW_Help Credit where it's due - your platform staff at Woking were really helpful to a relative travelling with yo… https://t.co/q0rYqczBX3 @nialli Baxter, you know I don't speak Spanish @nialli Imperfect tense. @andysc Don't get too excited. I've been to Woking. @AshValeCommuter Perhaps the tuna itself was a vegan?You know you're on a train in Surrey when the school kids are arguing about Spanish verbs. @philrichardsuk It seems to have been like that for weeks @swlines NB - If you opt to print name on card, it's harder to refund (NRT could do this, but Tokyo Service Centre… https://t.co/sYFDVuMy5s @swlines One tip - a lot of places won't take foreign cards. If you buy a Suica card in Tokyo it's good for anywher… https://t.co/j0TN9obRCd @swlines Enjoy Japan - it really is rather different.
1/7
2020
@AshValeCommuter It's on display on the website. It sounds promising, though, as they say, the proof of the pudding… https://t.co/vlTrE7UhBX @SW_Help Does this mean you're going to stop selectively replying to tweets? https://t.co/K250ICZxwb @jennyisflying @SW_Help @swtrains_watch @sw_bingo Hi Jenny, Andy was only with us on a summer placement as part of… https://t.co/nEVEOvcxsw
Retweeted by Yamesh @DriverPotter (You guys on the ground have my full love and support - but somewhere in a newish franchise that shal… https://t.co/uy7dUxRWCL @DriverPotter Unfortunately, Potter, in some areas of Big Railway Land (perhaps the upper echelons) it seems that t… https://t.co/uILm1sDDX6 @AshValeCommuter Maybe this is a new policy implemented during the refresher training last week in which SWR needed… https://t.co/xjmGdpsXyY @SW_Help Is this 80 compared to your 'full' timetable or compared to the strike timetable you operated (even on day… https://t.co/FK35HRGB1R @swlines Last one standing from the rave there last night, clearly @swlines Depending on route/peak times - we had no issue buying immediately before travel @swlines You can book using the machines at Shinkansen stations. Alternatively, try the ticket office at the statio… https://t.co/qU1xketVYZ
1/6
2020
@ThenJoSaid Oh good lord, it's nice to have you back! @whyteuk In theory, yes... only if the license didn't permit them to bastardise the OS in their own way. In reali… https://t.co/DuvlCeINc8
1/5
2020
@DriverPotter Potter, to where should one send the smelling salts? @Tesco Ah, magic, thanks for the explanation! @Tesco Qué? It's issued by Amex UK from Brighton! How very strange... @paul_winginit @RMcCarthy86 Yes. That's a 3310 or 3330 and had changeable covers. Some Nokia handsets of different… https://t.co/s2sH6TcZhO @Tesco Ta. It's been going on a while now so would be good to know if you'll be fixing it @Tesco Ola - how done you guys don't take Amex on your Pay@Pump machines anymore please? @NetworkRailWssx @LondonWaterloo @SW_Help Don't worry about it. We've been on reduced @SW_Help services for a month ;) @monzo Moving our joint account to Monzo @TheGasMan1985 Nah, I believe that one is a decoy number designed to confuse people. Who'd put a real number on a train in 2020?
1/3
2020
@Broadsword999 Laughing cow and jam. Trust me.
1/2
2020
The world needs to learn from Shanghai’s example. Fireworks belong in the past. This is incredible https://t.co/KFt68ceu2M
Retweeted by Yamesh @MmmmTrams Full service in Nice today too @British_Airways No worries, thanks Kev @British_Airways I appreciate how hard your staff and aircraft work - it just feels that on this plane (and the one… https://t.co/EmSPsJsWT5 @British_Airways The wine stain wasn't too recent and suggests tables not having been cleaned for a little while. T… https://t.co/ExZQElWYA8 @British_Airways Hey Julie - your food then gets unwrapped and last minute prep done in the onboard galley. The im… https://t.co/msgjLQF3Ed @MarkLeach83 At least in this strange new age there is consistency. HNY to you both (& Hugo!) @Broadsword999 I'm all for the "Double Demerits" they have in Oz. Double points (deducted in their case) and fines… https://t.co/IzqANIemN8 @British_Airways It was ok enough - but seriously, that's not a one off cleaning issue, that's months and years wit… https://t.co/MQTodxEjkLNot that I'm judging... But stood at the baggage belt trying to work out who has a "I ♥️ Hooters" sticker on their bag @British_Airways Hi, 2625 from NCE. Didn't mention it to the crew - they were too busy working hard. @British_Airways another OK flight - but another dirty plane. How hard is it to get the basics right? https://t.co/albxfKGhAdAh... Good old BA, positively barking orders at passengers...
1/1
2019
The problem with having Kienbock's Disease and therefore a permanently broken wrist... is that should you fall over… https://t.co/H9Ko6hibAjScene 43. Int. Daytime. GUARD 1 comes running into the guards' rest room. GUARD 2 is sitting at a table. GUARD 1:… https://t.co/Shb9hmZxka
Retweeted by Yamesh @JohnTillUK @POferries No harm done in this case, but imagine if you'd bought it on the basis of a lie. @MmmmTrams @monzo That's because you're special, Colin ;)
12/31
2019

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