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lol yeah replace mitch mcconnell with santa and maybe you can get money for *one* of these things through your shit… https://t.co/6jLlWBtHZe @Go_GoSox I’ve noticed that the right’s lunatic conspiracy fantasies are logistical miracles. Like a worldwide clim… https://t.co/Nn92KLiqCC“And then and then and then the guys with guns will come into your house and wake everyone up and then they will be… https://t.co/eC7IM9YKxkThis is what you’d get if you asked a rather dull preschooler to recap “V for Vendetta.” https://t.co/HgHq7FiOXtLike HUAC? https://t.co/METvew6UlD
Retweeted by Matthew 🏳️‍🌈Bruenig is suitably vacuous.Some snippets of hoity-toity gibberish to start your day... https://t.co/BOeTFAHI4mLmao https://t.co/Rzqkdkzbb8 https://t.co/dw9cy5TRwR
Retweeted by Matthew 🏳️‍🌈 @KittLieder Oh, yes, I've been encouraging her to do just that for a few years. The dam, I feel, is about to burst… https://t.co/8e24LMNUpvThis election isn't tearing my family apart. The last thirty years of right wing talk radio did that. This is the f… https://t.co/OrcCjM50vbI'm encouraging my sister to send our Republican brother the text "you and people like you aren't forgotten or negl… https://t.co/08wYFEiVroI hope whoever wrote this finds peace some day. https://t.co/QmNMNnhiXnShe died as she lived: defending the brand. https://t.co/9Kz1Im0HdVI cannot imagine how unfathomably lonely every Trump must be and yet, I wish for them to be even lonelier. Is that… https://t.co/KOHLUOl7ZkIt's an orgy of unpleasantness, really. https://t.co/juysk1PyJxThis remains correct. https://t.co/RcyRbjobww
Retweeted by Matthew 🏳️‍🌈This is embarrassing. I mean, first, no it’s not and, two, “Can this president be consistent for more than nine sec… https://t.co/YR3CQa2IlF @fabiansociety Fortunately, the I'm Not Celebrating Thanksgiving season is just around the corner.Trump trying to recreate 2016 by just attempting to repeat all the elements with a different cast is the Grease 2 of campaigns.
Retweeted by Matthew 🏳️‍🌈lol you?!? the wsj's big ol' story is coming from... YOU?! the fuck outta here, kim https://t.co/pzoxeuR750
10/23
2020
lol the electoral college is "reaching out" Anyhow, this is profoundly disappointing to read. https://t.co/oPxFnsi3dIWe need the Westminster system if only to stop this bullshit. https://t.co/IkURS2NjxMAhhhhhh! This is such a good song why is it such a good song? Tu m’as fait passer au travers l’hiver Et oublier to… https://t.co/scz6O6DWEYWay to #FolktheVote! https://t.co/8A684DRHk3
Retweeted by Matthew 🏳️‍🌈"Elle aime le whiskey dans son café au matin" is a terrific line and I really like Raphaël Dénommé a lot. THAT IS ALL. @chriscesq …and the excuse of "Well, I'm not going to appoint a Democrat to an independent's seat" sounds plausible.I'm trying to think of something the government of South Dakota *doesn't* catastrophically mismanage whenever it ca… https://t.co/Ymnn3MuJSGGovernor of a state that can't retain high-earning residents in their 20s, 30s and 40s says what? https://t.co/6f2D5e7ETL @ItsTheBrandi I mean… *maybe* tempura would be okay? And that's a big, big, BIG maybe.I made the same joke as Adam Serwer, so I'm going to feel pretty freaking good about myself today. https://t.co/BqZgU7GO14"Excited to vote for one person in one office? Here's your relentlessly long ballot! Don't feel like a failure when… https://t.co/d2U79t21D7"Why are lazy young turds failing to vote?" "Well, if only we had a candidate that *motivated* us through long, de… https://t.co/nQ6V4jWGi6The question is ugh. A lot of the answers? Even worse. Whole lotta folk political science goin' on. https://t.co/lPUybBFJa7This is a lot of indictees even for a Republican Senate campaign. https://t.co/BJJ06vKlZQLike… when did the tactic of making a bold plan feel innocuous through boring-ass rhetoric and perfunctory "discuss… https://t.co/QvyAN4TAQdIt's weird how people think Democratic politicians never say things to pacify the skittish among their constituents… https://t.co/CwfA92HyiW @sarah_gioia Are your core competencies shifting thoughtleader influencification and disrupting paradigms now?Looks like somebody holds stock in OceaniaWare® brand Telescreen™. https://t.co/LfoMQsbQxUToday's snapshot of polls as converted to probabilities via https://t.co/sgZuZp5wwL: But what if state poll margi… https://t.co/9asEDEkvcN
Retweeted by Matthew 🏳️‍🌈"Francis is the greatest and we should always be so blessed to have a pope who loves mercy more than rules." —my mo… https://t.co/ymbWRqPsAGThe conservative majority on the Supreme Court is doing the bidding of a party opposed to democratic principles. Sh… https://t.co/HfttX1U2zo
Retweeted by Matthew 🏳️‍🌈 @chriscesq Like, I'm *sure* that Ben Sasse understands his behavior is craven, unforgivable bullshit. But eventuall… https://t.co/iPBghLIJwB @chriscesq Absolutely. You can see it in their glassy, dead eyes, and the cynicism must become genuine or it can no… https://t.co/gjuH5HC9XB @chriscesq At any rate, we don't get through this without the destruction of the GOP in its current incarnation. Ru… https://t.co/NdwQeDurcj @chriscesq I was discussing this with someone… and I'm increasingly convinced we face not a war per se, but a decad… https://t.co/wtaS2ZsUk1I mean, when you're on the left, it *IS* waaaaay easier saying Hillary Clinton is a garbage candidate than it is to… https://t.co/2qSTXfOFqn"Oh, Democrats suck because no electorate could possibly ever be stupid, vindictive or myopic enough to bring disas… https://t.co/qZ4Isup0We
10/22
2020
I sometimes think that accusations of Democratic incompetence are more accurately thought of as post-hoc rationaliz… https://t.co/vIMFAH6IN2I'm pretty sure that Tina Smith/Survey USA poll is an outlier. I'm also sure I'll kick whatever money and time I c… https://t.co/48DqEZ0JVLBarack Obama: "America is a good and decent place. But we've just seen so much noise and nonsense that sometimes it… https://t.co/cTYaktmFqZ
Retweeted by Matthew 🏳️‍🌈It does no such thing, you nitwit. https://t.co/MvOwwhCDNKAlso there's a C in his name. My keyboard is sticking because MAC KEYBOARDS ARE THE WORST.Barak Obama understands this country in ways that are… just… clarifying.I am really enjoying the incredulous sputtering Obama's doing right now. Like, he so clearly wants to say, "Stop. B… https://t.co/wQqZNZNVCxHe’s now reading all the Cabinet members for filth and I wish I were in my car to blow the horn
Retweeted by Matthew 🏳️‍🌈 @fabiansociety omg yes right now yes RETCON ERIKA NOWI have always wanted NASA to start a press conference with this song. Maybe it's time! https://t.co/Z3V3BlWWkSAnd then we can call it the Council of Thirteen! https://t.co/5rFfijghr1 https://t.co/B6BJ0IualRThe first time I saw this letter was a couple of days ago circulating far-right groups. I think this is the earlies… https://t.co/lreoGdlBRP
Retweeted by Matthew 🏳️‍🌈They've done it before—it's the same type of thing. All the same features. https://t.co/9cUalSaUoE
Retweeted by Matthew 🏳️‍🌈Again, this smacks of a disinfo campaign that major Twitter influencers are latching onto. Random ppl from FL to KA… https://t.co/HtZmgQ8VNx
Retweeted by Matthew 🏳️‍🌈lol Shitty typeface. Improper capitalization. Misuse of quotation marks. This has all the hallmarks of not a real… https://t.co/3hkKkwsy8O @fabiansociety I can see that—I guess my mind immediately goes to "charming farmhouse outside Lyon" or something.She's an alarmingly talented politician. I'm just relieved she's on the side she's on. https://t.co/EM5gDC4Kq3 @chriscesq The blue tile and copper pipes are what made me die. For now I'm dead. RIP me.Like, I'm sure Pine has a lovely home, but David Harbour is clearly courting me.This settles it: David Harbour is the hottest White Chris. https://t.co/CaHOozDkdt @fieldsix That was precisely my thought, too. I look forward to two months of POTUS Pouting.80% chance that if he gives a concession speech, it's essentially a confession. https://t.co/JHrjFqNfhb @ajm6792 No! I meant that I think we should get a bottle of Xanax instead of an "I voted" sticker. As thanks for do… https://t.co/AHNQf8ZmmS @ajm6792 bottle of Xanax > "I voted" stickerMajority, heal thyself. https://t.co/3Ca9C9kOfSI’m leaving notes on neighborhood doors warning parents to keep their kids away from the windows on Halloween expla… https://t.co/98LVNuzPpN
Retweeted by Matthew 🏳️‍🌈I got the sad kids who won’t be Trick or Treating because of covid covered by driving around and firing bags of can… https://t.co/2lVA2L4PD5
Retweeted by Matthew 🏳️‍🌈https://t.co/OZiaQDpaoD https://t.co/luBqmNb5fnDave. No. Dave, this is stupid. https://t.co/fQNbSl5n8wSo I guess there's a new amendment to Murc's Law where you are allowed to criticize a Republican for something that… https://t.co/4RWNHlGh0e
Retweeted by Matthew 🏳️‍🌈Someone put this to the "sad walk" Peanuts music and then also tell Lincoln Project to do that since they're fast a… https://t.co/bs9FdYNafsOMG why are Republicans allowed to be a political party JFC the fucking fuck https://t.co/8Wrx6o044V
10/21
2020
lol https://t.co/dCjG5m3zdWThere's nothing about not vetting Bernie stans in the article, of course. Because why would there be? Truthiness is… https://t.co/O4vOO6s1PZUgh, save your money on the sponsored tweets. We all know it's not going to happen. https://t.co/NBfaIep33H @fieldsix Right. Evaluating effectiveness is entirely unrelated to avowed policy. Not a lot of people seem to recog… https://t.co/MyYhrsoej5I never had much tolerance for being told that I'm not progressive because I think the grifty left's superficial fa… https://t.co/dOsDGg688XIs it weird that I want to send this to all the pals who were gaga for Greenwald a few years ago and ask them if th… https://t.co/cozzbGLUHkOh, yeah, this isn't another explicit step toward war crimes or genocide or anything like that. Nope, just pretty s… https://t.co/KeBYK1ALJ6Believing your fanfic is analysis is a good way to set yourself up to experience some awful grief. Because hoo boy.… https://t.co/bNz8NRXuq7
10/20
2020
@chriscesq It’s clear what we all need to do to ensure victory then, I guess.Could… could voters ratify a cancellation of the last debate by acclamation? https://t.co/xwUJ3eYWV8We're going to need so many prosecutors. https://t.co/Avlh5rDH6q @ItsTheBrandi I think I may do that… I have a LOT of lemons to use up.I'm doing this conference and it's online and, y'know, I was really preferring this virtual stuff… but this present… https://t.co/ihgHN7U1oRI'm hoping for "la teub à Zoom" in French and "Zoompiemel" in Dutch, tbh. If it's covered. It won't be covered, probably.I kinda hope this Toobin thing makes the French- and Dutch-language papers I follow because, honestly, I really wan… https://t.co/uM2lthNcbZ @figgythistle I mean… I hit my target. It's an uncomfortable target. But… still… a target. @ItsTheBrandi IT WAS AWFUL Ugh. Never doing that again. Stupidest idea of my life. @mikeypostle Gish gallop! https://t.co/CmPriy8GInI made lemon cookies and I was so successful at getting them to be intensely, obnoxiously lemony that I can't eat o… https://t.co/dhB4DxP9TRAmy, I assume, has never moved and thus doesn't understand the avalanche of ads one receives when one is new to an… https://t.co/ltxgweansYFun fact: county auditor on the return address is a Republican. Who was once a member of the Clark County Republica… https://t.co/SukqqxBcLp
10/19
2020

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