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LA citizens are calling in and dragging the SHIT out of the LA Police Commission 😭 https://t.co/CIP2my8D3l
Retweeted by Lil Mikey is absorbed in Animal Crossingconservatives a month ago: “why should we listen to the government and stay home? you are all sheep, this is a free… https://t.co/WJmoknHEsV
Retweeted by Lil Mikey is absorbed in Animal CrossingOn 5-28 I made a $30 donation and asked you all to match me. I just did the count, and so far we have raised $79,… https://t.co/5sU5FlOWNM
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6/3
2020
Rubber bullets were invented as a way to break up riots by firing the bullet at the ground with the intent to bounc… https://t.co/wpjPBbBOf0
Retweeted by Lil Mikey is absorbed in Animal CrossingWHERE TF WERE THESE CURFEWS WHEN WHITE PEOPLE WERE OUT PROTESTING ABOUT GETTING THEIR HAIR AND NAILS DONE????
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6/2
2020
Fucking monsters. https://t.co/5TdXeOUtWA @emeraldleighw "Bruh you need some butter? Get over here!" @willy_west_side The worst part of it all is that even though these are all obvious crimes - who are these people supposed to call about it?
6/1
2020
this riot/protest situation is the same as a child being bullied at school. you are silent while they are being mis… https://t.co/OAmCI4g5Ra
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5/31
2020
White people bitching about “why are people looting?” stormed a city capital building with AR15s cause they couldn’t get haircuts.
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5/30
2020
@mirandapIease @MarielSalcedo Q U E E N @MarielSalcedo Gotchu https://t.co/gYWynTPImY
5/29
2020
Grimes and Elon Musk are the Kardashians for people who watch Rick & Morty
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5/27
2020
My recessed outdoor library iscoming along! #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/12FJwjrlbc
5/26
2020
Entering for my boi @willy_west_side , you got it bb! #Cyberpunk2077Sweepstakes https://t.co/wJteTTQ5lQ @emeraldleighw Martin Freeman, AKA cool oldest brother https://t.co/sm4jd0eijSHow many bells did this cost https://t.co/EV1hiYzEzl
5/25
2020
Ak-chew-uh-lee https://t.co/eMHckreJZa
5/23
2020
Toph? Where’s Appa? https://t.co/tEUHwQiqSh
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5/22
2020
ELLIE 🥺 https://t.co/hQDCt3Cefz
5/19
2020
Drop 👏 that 👏 skincare 👏 routine 👏 https://t.co/AUkYoXduay
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5/18
2020
@emeraldleighw 2 ⭐ no K.K. for youI am a FREE. I am not MAN. A NUMBER https://t.co/Yr4ESE87we
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5/17
2020
I can't believe She-Ra is out in its entirety. You can just watch it, start to finish. Five years of keeping secret… https://t.co/wigP4WEnvE
Retweeted by Lil Mikey is absorbed in Animal CrossingMy mom said we should speak Thai in public so we don’t get targeted for speaking Mandarin and I think it’s so sweet… https://t.co/Fhm1TC9QYU
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5/15
2020
Isn't finished?? It's fucking tiring when your work ethic is taken sdvantage of on a daily basis and the amount of… https://t.co/n3vQxTSRdJ"I know they messed it up with the delivery last night. And I don't expect them to clean it up, you better finish."… https://t.co/1V35oDoRqlLove it when the night before I have a 4am shift my dairy is cooler is fucking wrecked with broken products, disorg… https://t.co/Mx0ilWv493
5/14
2020
Happy Birthday to me! #THPS 🎮🛹 https://t.co/XGuVZ2VPD2
Retweeted by Lil Mikey is absorbed in Animal CrossingCRYING https://t.co/DZV1gbPpNKIn love with my borthday hoodie from @meyoco_ and so is Apollo! 🥰🦎🦖 https://t.co/ld6D3MzSNHI know everyone’s running to the tattoo shop when this is over but he specializes in darker skin and is in college… https://t.co/v09V4G7rpF
Retweeted by Lil Mikey is absorbed in Animal CrossingBitches will post up in front of the castle when Disney world opens up again and their captions will be “I’m so gla… https://t.co/E1bTMx3KDI
Retweeted by Lil Mikey is absorbed in Animal Crossingi did not make 27 remixes to the same song to be disrespected like this https://t.co/h8x9ma6cUQ
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5/13
2020
Raymond surrounded by boxes. 100 nook miles tickets to look at him. 200 to talk to him. 300 to enter his house. https://t.co/FMOTNYPWzI
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5/12
2020
wen t too hard for a meme https://t.co/FK8fE2RAut
Retweeted by Lil Mikey is absorbed in Animal Crossinginterested in physically fighting this mom you claim is the strongest woman you know
Retweeted by Lil Mikey is absorbed in Animal CrossingDuring the localization of #AnimalCrossingNewHorizions, we joked repeatedly that we were building the next 5-10 yea… https://t.co/9VPKWfuvXL
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5/11
2020
👏🏼salsa 👏🏼jars 👏🏼should 👏🏼be 👏🏼the 👏🏼shape 👏🏼of 👏🏼hummus 👏🏼containers, 👏🏼not 👏🏼coffee 👏🏼mugs
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5/10
2020
[my laptop fan suddenly whirrs up] me: what is it girl?? shhh shhhh it's ok I'm here girl
Retweeted by Lil Mikey is absorbed in Animal Crossing @Gingerhazing This family in my hometown bought an old one from back in the 50s and revived it! It is one of my absolute favorite places!!!
5/9
2020
I FORGOT ABOUT THIS ASDFGHJKLOIUYTT #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/vr4yrcOqCd
5/8
2020
this is fucking anarchy https://t.co/xZ88gtpO96
Retweeted by Lil Mikey is absorbed in Animal Crossing @willy_west_side Their wiki is literally like "maybe full blood magical witches? Maybe not. Maybe alive? Lolol who… https://t.co/AjXf05Iltu @willy_west_side Been watching the HP series over again and they are the most backgroundy background characters, de… https://t.co/pPfOmhfFiOAlso JK is more concerned over how historical witches and wizards SHAT over giving us resolutions for the lives of… https://t.co/4HYJ5C7oceLike it is an entire plot point that Harry and Ron are fucking shit dates who treat the Patil twins like shit??? Fo… https://t.co/MADvsaucfmIn HP 4 when Harry and Ron make fun of him over not getting a date like a couple of incels?? And Neville already ha… https://t.co/LNMEYPuvMMIf Harry Potter were an anime and had any sense of justice Neville Longbottom would have been the hero change my mi… https://t.co/okIqSofBqh
5/7
2020
This dude 100% bouta go fight the fallen angel father that killed his mother and disowned him https://t.co/JsoaVtL4Y1Find every bit of strength that you have, never let it go https://t.co/lQlqxW8jMB
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5/6
2020
angel: they’re making great progress with the vaccine god: murder hornets angel: what god: murder hornets everyw… https://t.co/xg1YIHndl4
Retweeted by Lil Mikey is absorbed in Animal CrossingThe management in the Publix I work at has gone so long without giving enough of a shit about Employee of the Month… https://t.co/otZJg1Sip4You can violate article 21 of the 3rd Geneva Convention (restriction of liberty of movement for prisoners) in Anima… https://t.co/4ZAIaGjVkB
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5/3
2020
Her: What’s the first thing you plan to do after quarantine is over? Me: https://t.co/2XVGahSlwW
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5/2
2020
Having the Blue Angels fly over the city for healthcare workers is like when I ask my husband for help around the h… https://t.co/EHqYgc0BR2
Retweeted by Lil Mikey is absorbed in Animal CrossingThe opening paragraph of Dr. Bronners' Wikipedia comes in with guns absolutely blazing https://t.co/sBWyKYOFhO
Retweeted by Lil Mikey is absorbed in Animal Crossing @GoHerping Than the people qho have to work right now and expose themselves to hundreds of people a day who may or may not be sick @GoHerping But it also helps reduce the exposure time for employees. There are abso-LUTELY less customers in a full… https://t.co/IHMthwZjWg @GoHerping Your anecdotal personal experiences and opinion aren't really enough to prove what we should be doing th… https://t.co/LbY23Y3yvC
4/29
2020
the first thing teenagers are gonna think of when "tik tok" is mentioned in the upcoming years is the app instead o… https://t.co/NdC2HvAhar
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4/28
2020
People are always like CATS R ELITIST DOGS R THE PETS OF THE COMMON MAN but like 95% of cat acquisition stories are… https://t.co/GqxFHRM0N2
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4/27
2020
saw this bench on my way 2 work and immediately thought “12 wood 4 iron nugget” IM LITERALLY GOING INSANE https://t.co/nIWJD1pemt
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4/26
2020
people on twitter wake up and write their sentences like: today I had oatm*eal and h** co*fe* for b*******
Retweeted by Lil Mikey is absorbed in Animal CrossingAs an essential worker during this fuckshow: Animal Crossing ❤
4/25
2020
thread of redd’s paintings vs the irl one for reference!!
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4/24
2020
@emeraldleighw Only just got barreleye last night, still looking for the ancient motherfuckeryour girlfriend dumped you? thats too bad man. sokkas gf turned into the moon
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4/23
2020
It's amazing how Americans are different kind of stupid. https://t.co/Ljk94QCdYb
Retweeted by Lil Mikey is absorbed in Animal Crossing[Runs into old school friend] Him: hey you're that guy who held weird grudges Me: And how is my eraser?
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4/20
2020
All I want for my birthday is Ankha on my island pls Daddy Nook https://t.co/3Svy9XOaKC
4/19
2020
Don’t like it when I donate a bug to the museum and he’s like “eeew i hate bugs but I guess I’ll take it” hello ass… https://t.co/jJREZUkyKg
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4/18
2020
i’m baby https://t.co/zB0Uqh8WKr
Retweeted by Lil Mikey is absorbed in Animal CrossingIf you weren't sure of how bad things have gotten, Amazon is out of podcast mics.
Retweeted by Lil Mikey is absorbed in Animal Crossingthe watering can in animal crossing shouldn't break because it's a watering can and I am not hitting the flowers with it
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4/17
2020
@mfisherdraws Mine were 420 this morning, I'll check the afternoon price after work!I fucking adore this bear #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/wMrnPQKsGJ
4/16
2020
S/O to the elderly man who had never actually even read the label of a shaker of parmesan cheese and, terrified, as… https://t.co/kNTQlGxuyEI like how ads have gone from “buy a toyota” to “this is a difficult and uncertain time for us all...buy a toyota”
Retweeted by Lil Mikey is absorbed in Animal Crossingmany think that the goal of animal crossing new horizons is to get a five star town but in reality the goal is to c… https://t.co/sX4myY3jay
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4/15
2020
@emeraldleighw Are you even a real chef if half the dish isn't gone before it's finishedthe inventors of gorilla glue: https://t.co/RH7TZp5xQp
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4/9
2020
@nicterhorst @dodgercoffee Holy wow I LOVE Dodger Coffee! Can't wait to buy prints!
4/8
2020
My mom is an art history professor and I asked her to do an analysis of "Bold & Brash." This is what happened. https://t.co/w0Q5qSiZo8
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4/6
2020
i LOVE this https://t.co/EgoIqFx6LZAfrica isn’t a testing lab you pieces of shit.
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4/5
2020
perhaps the best visual artist of our generation. may history remember him fondly. https://t.co/x51U8YaKpB
Retweeted by Lil Mikey is absorbed in Animal CrossingMilitant tree planting https://t.co/7qcIjgCu4k
Retweeted by Lil Mikey is absorbed in Animal CrossingSomebody decided to invite Dr. Rishi Desai onto Fox. I don’t think they’ll be asking him back. https://t.co/7BGXo5Le9r
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4/2
2020
Old white men who don't understand the meaning of personal space will be the fucking death of us all1 de marzo/ 31 de marzo https://t.co/49p8TN9Rt5
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4/1
2020
Ay gurl what's your name, I'm Frustrated Tortellini https://t.co/bbdtmwHN1wTIP your FUCKING DELIVERY DRIVERS you MONSTERS https://t.co/DZkGkKnAoi
Retweeted by Lil Mikey is absorbed in Animal Crossingone good thing about virtual yoga is I can yell “absolutely not” at the instructor without being asked to leave
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3/31
2020
Seeing all of us baking right now makes me realize that Peeta was the most realistic part of the Hunger Games
Retweeted by Lil Mikey is absorbed in Animal Crossingit’s heartbreaking that with everyone stuck inside their homes, nobody is there to do what has to be done https://t.co/e8SgFG3wfB
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3/30
2020
I love my cozy little pizzeria :) #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/jt2YIm76GY
3/29
2020
@VViiNNG My orchids want to say hi and um maybe they can hangout some time https://t.co/yWLl2689IVIf I don't get cast as Joe Exotic in the eventual biopic, Hollywood is broken.
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3/28
2020

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