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Joined Twitter 5/24/10

@Nicholasvanj no you're fine, you just have a dad that pays a lady to do the job of a google search.Joy Reid as the first domino to fall was not on my spreadsheet
Retweeted by Your Friend Kevin Is Doing His Best @Nicholasvanj haha yeah i remember watching the news as a kid and there was a list of jobs that the internet and sm… @Nicholasvanj You have a travel agent? @realIowaCaucus But does she lay eggs? @realIowaCaucus Stunning
@BcraigV OF COURSE I’M JEALOUS!This bitch is going to eat that makeshift hot dog with wet hands?!? Smh @AuthorKimberley its odd to see, for the first time in a while, the more established voices in the party (news orga… like it when people have inspirational quotes on their shirts. It saves me the inevitable conversation where I learn we don't get along. @worldagainstjos 😍I got my coffee,sat down, and just smiled at it. That's how lonely I am.
@stfujahn This is a silly take @jonnymangs My God I would be happy forever @MeleeWaluigi That you're awesome
@jonnymangs I don't have to have sex with women to prove I'm straight @jonnymangs I don’t, but I like your energy!You think she saw my video? @Fer_Mendez19 Gracias @JoeWadlington ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ @MatthewKBegbie Thick and leading you down a path of regret 🤙 @JoeWadlington CryingI’ve got a BIG announcement!! @JoeWadlington When am I not?
Why does he look like he's been crying? count and number of likes are hidden. Every profile begins green, posts can be upvoted or downvoted, every… @jonnymangs @RuPaulsDragRace @Showtime die mad, cake boy. @chrtucci @sullyhasthots NO YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN! @chrtucci @sullyhasthots you need to stop with this. @LuxieGames Yes... Because of the direct.... Of course. Me too.... @brendohales ❤️❤️❤️❤️
@as_seenontv @Gleewindpod i don't think this photo has an emotion. we'll call this a draw. @as_seenontv @Gleewindpod ok so thats 3 photos of the same face now... @Gleewindpod @as_seenontv she is literally making the same face in two different photos lol @chaseicon ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
@PhiPhiOhara I was flirting with this guy at the café I work at, and I made his drink wrong. ... twice. There is no hope 🤦‍♂️ @SoooDistracted Between you and me, I only post thirst if I have other stuff to promote. The small percentage that… @tdobshinsky Not when Palutena has her counter! @tdobshinsky I’ve lived my life as a Kirby main. So I guess it could always be worsewhat’s REALLY going on in Ivanka’s head... (voiceover)
Retweeted by Your Friend Kevin Is Doing His Best @thename023 Thx @thename023 My photo was a thousand times more creative than anybodys here!
@Homobound The other day I was trying to explain to my friend how the music in solution 2 was created by in game ba… @joshGAYofficial @_NathanKendall No. These photos are degrading enough @SoooDistracted I like that stuff more too.I refuse to not be baby.
@UltraHolestar @GretaThunberg well stop swallowing it!If @GretaThunberg wants to save the planet so bad why isn't she supporting my plans for lube based water parks? @AyeAyeAndrew @TheCattyQueer Cuz your standards are low @PhiPhiOhara Oof those first 4 hours were pretty brutal. @as_seenontv @joethehack Gotta love that man @hydroxxyl HeySomeone today sent me a DM and told me they think I'm "too pale" and "should try tanning more". It's truly shockin… @PhiPhiOhara 😘😘I love how this just has regular Samus. is a @PhiPhiOhara appreciation post.
The sheer amount of confidence it takes to exist is exhausting @PhiPhiOhara Sending you love ❤️❤️😘 @GooseworxMusic Yeah thus movie looks like it has a very specific audience @ThePandoraBoxx 😘😘
@gersonndesouza slime rancher.Finally, a brand of underwear I can relate to. newest video has me playing Pokemon once again in an effort to find a friend! Full video below! Retweets apprec… @FierceMajeure omg i love it! @justsaynotojoe Let me know if you need help @Elix_9 you deserve it. and that works in both contexts. @DancesWithTamis Shamelessly plugging myself, thx.
Retweeted by Your Friend Kevin Is Doing His BestWhat the fuck is that?? @antcovell It's anyone's game. @SensualCyberGay Sure but too much of one thing vs not enough are two different arguments
@sullyhasthots Oh.... Cool... @dinosaurtiddies Ugh @chrtucci @jonnymangs No don't. @jonnymangs @chrtucci please joinHow many times is Game Freak going to give us a free Pikachu? @CharlesArthurD3 Bitch i an doing my best @chrtucci 🙋‍♂️
@OffBrandHeels 🙃 @OffBrandHeels this is about me so first of all how dare you and second of all I couldn't agree more. @spakfuls omg i love those socks tho❤️ @dnytron i dont think i made my joke clear enough and now people just think i fell for it.Cut the haters the fuck out of your life! - Apple
I’m sorry no. There's a mistake. Cats, you guys won Best Picture. This is not a joke. This is not a joke I’m afraid…
Retweeted by Your Friend Kevin Is Doing His Best @sullyhasthots Omg thx @sullyhasthots It makes sense that your would keep having trouble @cameronscheetz I’ll take his word for it
@AlanTheWriter "it truly was,1917” @eddyburback Yeah. everyone is going to have a preference, that's fair. But the cold open felt specifically uncreat… @CptAstro Congrats!! you deserve it! LMK if there is anything i can do to help you grow and make more content! @phnxrouge BRB going to go play thousand year door again. @UltraHolestar a "CAP-anion"??? @UltraHolestar ❤️❤️❤️This is so beautiful. I have no words. @samcorb I’m impressed. this is a really hard tweet to type.Happy 19th birthday to Swifty LaRue #DisneyCaliforniaAdventure
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Don't even talk to me unless you've fallen asleep on the couch watching baking videos, woken up at 3 to brush your… @MatthewKBegbie You're telling me the person on the top left is not Tom Holland? @cameronscheetz @LauraDern 😍😍