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Future hip-hop legend / iron chef

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Joined Twitter 2/12/10


Feeling spiritually elevated, and a bit lighter on my feet after, quite gracefully, opening a juul pod with no air bubbles
12/30
2018
Making my wife watch shroud streams before bed, so our unborn baby will have increased dexterity and, insane aim
10/7
2018
holy hsit... just realized im on twitter
6/21
2017
just checking out this new app "Twiter". Pretty cool!
9/15
2017
@queue_stack big brother is watching me stream... like and subscribe
6/23
2017
@queue_stack Thats my favorite movie i havent seen yet
6/5
2017
@queue_stack Hey
5/11
2017
@queue_stack spoilers...
4/17
2017
@queue_stack Lets have a toast to the jerk offs... who would never take work off... baby i got a plan, runaway to the holocaust centers
4/12
2017
@queue_stack Helo -This Tweet Was Written By Queue StackLeanin back, puffin on some good lound. Taking a hit of that J-rod KushnerIve opened up Web Site. Im "hooked up" to the World Wide Wed
4/11
2017
@queue_stack Im here as a result of inertia @queue_stack Hey
4/10
2017
@queue_stack Very neutral
4/9
2017
@queue_stack Me too
3/3
2017
@queue_stack yea ok... keep listing to the lies
2/20
2017
*showing someone my old tweets and i reach my embarrasing sappy-emotional phase" this was when i started being ironicim logged into twitter dot com
1/15
2016
Hello
12/16
2016
Hmm...... tweet
6/25
2015
@swamp_dweller @trevorjoyce mama mia.... @swamp_dweller @trevorjoyce cant wait for the sub unboxing.. @trevorjoyce @swamp_dweller dunk that sub in a good ol' glass of milk @swamp_dweller @trevorjoyce where from
10/17
2015
HOLY SHIT https://t.co/5QbYWM5CMa
Retweeted by retired gamerdown in florida i vetoed so many bills they called me beb jush
9/18
2015
@vrickvross runescape and chill
9/4
2015
@tiffaynay https://t.co/XvThthf42V
8/31
2015
alright megyn lets get a quick brain scan of trumps thoughts before the big debate trump: 'i am not afraid of trolls. i am not afraid of troFree song idea: Tony Montana but replaced with Andre Agassihttp://t.co/7Y3kjndjuM
8/23
2015
http://t.co/mm9FEpPOY1
Retweeted by retired gamer
8/8
2015
turning 21 baby, time to buy one natty light and slowly drink it at 7/11
8/3
2015
http://t.co/pd7PYpBjho
8/1
2015
@swamp_dweller people nowadays care more about the lion than password protection
7/30
2015
@souljaboy @swamp_dweller gotta sample this
7/26
2015
Hey Drake, we’ve got some ready-made wraps too… http://t.co/wprts9aBdN
Retweeted by retired gamer
7/23
2015
@swamp_dweller @trevorjoyce leaked trailer of the next Nolan film -- https://t.co/pPOwKs7MJr @swamp_dweller VR Tinder lookin good
6/30
2015
Is The Martian a sequel to Interstellar or Good Will Hunting
6/14
2015
@RTDNA @Helenabattt @HC_Batt this is awesome! Congrats
6/10
2015
@swamp_dweller check this one out: player steps over the line that's an out of bounds, pal
6/8
2015
TARS, are you seein' this Quantum Data? It's saying there's a 65% chance that at 1AM I'm YouTubing Top 50 Basketball Crossovers
5/30
2015
*In Drake voice in a 2025 Drake-Jaden collab* Girl you look so real but feel AI
5/27
2015
Me: the umami on this bad boy is incredible... Jiro: you havent touched the sushi. where do you keep finding mcdonald fries Me: is this guac
5/26
2015
@BevisSimpson cool... @BevisSimpson found this on my friend's wall... Is this you http://t.co/kIvXy5cxhx
5/21
2015
@swamp_dad where do i sign up#EarlyOscarNominees https://t.co/VQ2KYY3Mhf
5/2
2015
@paleopointy hunting down malware
4/15
2015
@ThrowbackCN @Dru_Selassie_I Yooo I didn't watch an episode for years after seeing this
4/13
2015
@swamp_dad not yet, but by 2045 everything will be lamestream
4/9
2015
@swamp_dad hey dan which of those two do you think is better?
3/25
2015
@trevorjoyce at first i saw white and gold but now i just see a mix of static and hellish landscapes... ty for the pic
3/14
2015
"This that what we do, dont tell your mom shit" - Kanye, discreetly feeding a doberman pinscher scraps from under the table
3/11
2015
Weird lookin dog http://t.co/3Kj1VwsAvx
3/8
2015
The first thing on my to-do list was "wake up" but i didnt set a time for it so now i legally get to lay in bed for eternity i think
3/3
2015
hey @CDCgov check this out: "I don't, fuck with.. flu!" Tell your whole marketing team to go home early. Please DM me 3 billion dollars
2/18
2015
@swamp_dad Dark Shrek: I've hacked into the mainframe and looks like you're an animation voiced by Eddie Murphy Donkey: This is fucked @swamp_dad Dark Shrek: Ogres are like Tor. They both have layers. Donkey: Ok.it's not about how hard you hit, it's about how cool you look doing a punchtfw you check your phone and your dude just told you not to touch his figs http://t.co/ZIRT2Wb7NJ
2/17
2015
@DylPer hi dylan
2/7
2015
Yo Gabba Gabba cast has been the best Superbowl show in a while
2/2
2015
@billmon1 @nikhilgoya_l lmao
1/29
2015
Everyone's tryna predict the Oscar's while I'm sitting here predicting the damn future. First prediction: a robot will smoke weed
1/19
2015
Grimes was really good in Amelie
1/18
2015
Just watched an AT&T commercial and now im craving a burger...how do they do it @hogand1216 Ya
1/17
2015
2015 is the year Darb marries his Tinder love
1/4
2014
@BAKKOOONN jon stewart just ate a banana peel and the audience is going nuts
12/5
2014
@trevorjoyce @swamp_dad i forgot to eat all break and i'm heavily malnourished. Now that's a fail
11/30
2014
@swamp_dad do you make the "about to die in zach's car" sound in your dream, too
11/11
2014
@swamp_dad found you on the tube http://t.co/BOPENhZf0l
10/15
2014
*Speaking at a TED Talk* Yea, life's crazy... Did you know the word "spoon" comes from the act of "spooning"?
10/14
2014
Death is reality.... Yet reality is society... Life influences all of ppls actions... Yet ppls actions are defined by ppls personalitys....
Retweeted by retired gamer
10/5
2014
@_Hermit_Thrush_ Ah, I see. Thank you. I'll be citing this tweet in my Statistics homework. @_Hermit_Thrush_ Thrush, can you explain why there cannot exist two events A and B such that A is dependent on B and B is independent of A?
9/29
2014
#ThreeWordsSheWantsToHear We got Arby's
9/8
2014
soo hungry need to find my wife and head to pf changs
Retweeted by retired gamer
9/6
2014
@trevorjoyce This reminds me of the popular meme: "Double Rainbow"
9/5
2014
@swamp_dad @Helenabattt Oh how comfy is my bed // A nice place to rest my head // Sleep well I will tonight // Jesus Christ was surely white
8/24
2014
http://t.co/fZ1duCdpoghttp://t.co/d8prAMJqbt
8/22
2014
*in tinashe voice* I loooove to eat lunch. I loooooove a real good lunch.
8/16
2014
@swamp_dad @hogand1216 @trevorjoyce life is very kafkaesque, and also nietzsche-esque, and also... very epic - yuval
8/14
2014
This Guy Put His Hand In His Pocket And What Happened Next Will Leave You Speechless *slowly pulls out hand to reveal middle finger*
8/8
2014
AIM away messages were the first tweets
7/30
2014
My 9th grade teacher's name was Ms. Bae
7/17
2014
#TerrifyingIfLiteral Getting stoned
7/15
2014
TROVE: I'm love country!! GRIMES: All hail King Trove DARB(looking into camera): Someone get me a barf bag
7/3
2014
Looking for somebody to invest $25 in my shitty App-Band LinkedIn Park
6/26
2014
when we were kids we would say "liar liar pants on fire" but their pants were never on fire. perhaps we were the liars? -- cool ice breaker
6/21
2014
lol if you haven't had an existential crisis as a direct result of Weird Syosset
6/17
2014
This mercedes asking the big questions @dudehugs http://t.co/oK8lxVvz3T
6/11
2014
First experience at Dollups update #1: a man yelled incoherently at the line of yogurt selections. This is great.
6/6
2014
#LateNightWithTrove
5/24
2014
I don't want no cubs // A cub is a cat that will probably murder me
5/22
2014

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