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Writer for @theshadowsfx and @blesstheharts

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Joined Twitter 4/21/09


-Mandatory being nice -Require not being bad -Ban doing bad things -Report to supervisor if your are bad (no reperc… https://t.co/lpbE9S9Nw2
Retweeted by Zach Dunnthere is no amount of reform that can excuse how our current leaders in LA responded to this moment. they made thi… https://t.co/FrQnwudBgj
Retweeted by Zach DunnGarcetti claiming he wants LA to lead the nation in police reform when the only thing his police force leads in is murdering people @MayorOfLA One needed change is changing our police chief to being not our police chief. Sweaty freak#JackieLaceyMustGo As they have been every Wednesday for nearly 3 years, @BLMLA is in front of the Hall of Justice… https://t.co/IYh7oVJZ6b
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6/4
2020
@julieklausner @MayorOfLA It seems to be from the (first annual) La La Land Day celebration https://t.co/eEDJLSpaet @frynaomifry @MayorOfLA How many more do I have... I can only pray we don't have to find out...It gives me no pleasure to share this weird ass video of @MayorOfLA playing the song "City of Stars" from La La Lan… https://t.co/LUUuP9aQGh @caitiedelaney Would be happy to read anything!L.A. City Council President Nury Martinez introduced a motion today asking city staff to identify $100 million -$15… https://t.co/WYijH34oHi
Retweeted by Zach Dunnmy company offers 200% donation matching to the below orgs. I was able to make a first round of donations with fami… https://t.co/4rddg4L6jU
Retweeted by Zach DunnBREAKING: The 3 other officers involved in #GeorgeFloyd's killing will be charged with aiding and abetting murder,… https://t.co/z2KlKDMQSL
Retweeted by Zach DunnEric Garcetti loves to pretend to be a leader on TV, but I noticed he had a couple cute little cameos missing from… https://t.co/Uv0Z4NFdgd
Retweeted by Zach Dunnhttps://t.co/sYB2miJ2vJ https://t.co/R8OM7pC1HHAfter the protest at @MayorOfLA’s house ended, we saw cops stationed waiting in neighborhoods over a mile away to s… https://t.co/OmX4fK1z3x
Retweeted by Zach Dunn @MayorOfLA You look and act like the politician in a bad straight-to-DVD Robocop sequel you evil racist dork#DefundThePolice https://t.co/sKIxTLG4vO
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6/3
2020
we need as many people as possible to haul ass to LA mayor garcetti’s house at 605 South Irving Boulevard. especial… https://t.co/gHtvGaVEBL
Retweeted by Zach DunnBlack women are truly the pillars of the Black community! Shout out to @elcincodemaya for speaking nothing but fact… https://t.co/fOjZ0EOCzL
Retweeted by Zach Dunn @frynaomifry @bradfordevans @MayorOfLA @LAPDChiefMoore Would love to delete it. Fingers crossed @ChrisStephensMD @MayorOfLA @LAPDChiefMoore https://t.co/Zyb7JZmRxhAttention @MayorOfLA I will take down this video of you poorly breakdancing if you fire @LAPDChiefMoore and then re… https://t.co/4Md6rebWnyIf you are serious about change, you've got to fire Chief Moore. He has got to go.
Retweeted by Zach Dunn @jmillstein $7.47 (yes, like your private jet) @jmillstein Yep one sec getting to work https://t.co/bcdqzcG6QtIf you were a person who had $100,000, 0.00083% of that would be 83 centsLAPD didn't upgrade their Zoom conference to meet viewer demand. I checked and one year of Zoom Premium would cost… https://t.co/sfvl9CkC9d @scottgairdner The surveillance state: overrated, underrated, or properly rated?This is the perfect podcast episode for me: a guy who wants to hear two rich assholes talk for 30 minutes about how… https://t.co/us9exPst3O @LAPDChiefMoore Look, even in your apology you spent more time shaming protestors! RESIGN @MayorOfLA He chose the words because they're what he believes -- that's how words work. Fire himThis man should be fired immediately. https://t.co/APGI9rUvhO
Retweeted by Zach DunnLAPD Chief Moore just said that "[#GeorgeFloyd's] murder is on the hands of the looters." Chief Moore said this..… https://t.co/IaKc0HDfk0
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6/2
2020
This dude won't even mention the police in a video about his own daughter getting arrested. Pathetic lanky freak https://t.co/edz0QYAocN @MayorOfLA Hey Eric! "Wazzaaap" lol. Resign immediately you racist piece of garbageA black man, David McAtee was murdered by LMPD & National Guard officers. He was shot and killed just after midnigh… https://t.co/luakXuHbRr
Retweeted by Zach DunnSpeaking of risking arrest, remember when your campaign fund gave $100,000 to USC so that your son who had just res… https://t.co/ESPe9qcUamkeep protesting. keep donating. black lives matter https://t.co/3XDSHja977
Retweeted by Zach Dunn @frynaomifry ✝️💟 @MayorOfLA When is video coming about cops beating, tear gassing, shoving, and driving into peaceful protestors. Wi… https://t.co/EKZis5vVmx @ecareyo What does he knowDoes Jax think the curfew is bedtime https://t.co/SyAbcJp8s4
6/1
2020
LA, if you can, please take these steps today. Our city's proposed new budget would INCREASE the police budget by 7… https://t.co/XUo82tIGq0Instead of focusing on the few instances of protestors throwing empty water bottles at LAPD and property crimes, me… https://t.co/P57NmffWuq
Retweeted by Zach Dunn(open mic voice) Yessir, whole lotta differences between New York and LA. You see in NEW YORK the mayors provide un… https://t.co/YuEA5M9KHe @MayorOfLA Remember when you “slow-jammed the news”? Haha. Eat shithonestly don’t know how one watches any of these videos and don’t see how the police are wildly escalating the situ… https://t.co/DdCpg726Vi
Retweeted by Zach DunnGarcetti has completely lost control of LA because, for his entire administration, he's put on a progressive face w… https://t.co/xwVeU4fSbF
Retweeted by Zach Dunn“NY’s Finest”. Disgusting. #BlackLivesMatter #riots2020 #JusticeForGeorgeFlyod https://t.co/GP5vcXRlqy
Retweeted by Zach DunnHey Angelenos! Our mayor wants us dead https://t.co/7OGzny4FlQ
5/31
2020
@OkHeresTheThing Aw thanks!!Cable news is good if you've been wondering what the guy who lied about being shot out of a helicopter in Iraq and… https://t.co/yy0n4Ht4c0Being that we are a group for the People, we have decided to host the People’s City Council Freedom Fund. This fu… https://t.co/Jfq5BognAG
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5/30
2020
Starting this tweet with "RUMOR CONTROL ..." is the most 7th grade shit I've ever seen https://t.co/ljiIS0zMQgCurrently @MayorOfLA and @CD6Nury are attempting to allocate over half of our city’s new budget to the LAPD. Based… https://t.co/EVUdzichqg#GeorgeFloyd may have been killed by 4 Minneapolis cops, but all those who protect, advance, and fund the White-sup… https://t.co/M6WBh4W86m
Retweeted by Zach DunnNow that Klobuchar’s probably out of the running for VP it’ll be interesting to see which other deeply unpopular cr… https://t.co/QHoUWW6nVLthe president said this was okay. https://t.co/9c50B7RRJn
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5/29
2020
The original Klobucharmy was Minneapolis's militarized police force for the 8 years that Amy was the county's chief prosecutor @scottgairdner David Denman's Pleasure WaffleBail fund for protestors in Minnesota https://t.co/brWrapUKz6
Retweeted by Zach DunnFictional characters love to have names like “Augie”
5/28
2020
I can confirm that: https://t.co/JJOIoyzVzl is the only legitimate @gofundme page to donate directly to the family… https://t.co/662J5G93fJ
Retweeted by Zach Dunn @jinpaynus Yoda is very weird but not disgusting. That is my personal beliefGollum... Dobby... there was a time when buying a ticket to the movies meant you were about to see a truly disgusting little freakWhy are all moms in Pixar movies so hot? And while we’re at it: why are all moms in EVERY movie so hot? And, here’s… https://t.co/K7W9RdYi8F
5/27
2020
@mfrederickson 10 stunts, 10 pranks. Me and my friends not even close. Still, the similarities are worth noting 🤷‍♂️ @mfrederickson On average? 5Me and my friends are like the Jackass crew except nicer and less stunts/pranks
5/26
2020
Perfect gift for my son (he is a douchebag) https://t.co/6hCR8cjIQ3
Retweeted by Zach DunnAmerican Beauty is different than I remembered https://t.co/6xYGN9CsXKBenjamin button tweeting about how short his hair is getting during quarantine (never seen movie)
5/25
2020
Getting mad at a person I made up in my brain whose introduction to Daniel Craig was the movie Knives Out and then… https://t.co/e9JfLyQFoR
5/24
2020
https://t.co/NXg2oVhmJEWhy must we "get ready to rumble"? Can we not accept the unpredictability of the rumble? That at any given time, at… https://t.co/n5azQblMTi @krudell Thanks so much!joe biden (grabbing both sides of my face): what race are you?! whatever. who cares? main point is, you are not tha… https://t.co/eIxSYUIv6d
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5/23
2020
😀 https://t.co/YWbKrv4c1C @jmillstein If you like this you need to check out his other work too. The NewsZach Dung (I'M STARTING A BAND!!!) https://t.co/hmNjpbGt3y @HelloCullen It is actually illegal to yell this in a crowded theater
5/22
2020
Forgot about this one https://t.co/U6pQBP1rCzNow that Chris Pratt has accidentally deleted over 51,000 emails he needs everyone to re-send any emails they've ev… https://t.co/ckzgzwgFBFMy plans 2020 https://t.co/OqlXM1BpyrHow did this happen https://t.co/tOAYBuKWhL
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5/21
2020
Sit down to watch The Simpsons... Laugh my ass off at the hilarious band teacher in the intro... Watch the rest of… https://t.co/QR8FAusmet
Retweeted by Zach DunnWATCH OUT! TRAIN! https://t.co/Y55vGW97tL"Sun-choke"? Am I reading the name of a vegetable or Homer Simpson's damn to-do list?Pretending this isn’t the name of his restaurant and is instead just another piece of information about him https://t.co/ktArKLPhCm
5/20
2020
@jeremylevick This is really sad. I obviously think you’re funny too man @jeremylevick Sounds like someone’s jealous of “A Reputable Man” for taking away their friend Zach’s attention...I feel like people are always reposting weird Youtube comments they find so I feel compelled to shine a light on th… https://t.co/rm1mUIzlmrFUN FACT: Poisoning Michael Jordan’s pizza was the thing that made those five guys realize they were bad at making… https://t.co/CdvdqUyz7t
Retweeted by Zach Dunn @JasonJLawler I think you mean fever nightmare ☹️HELPFUL GUIDE: https://t.co/P5eEKLeQdB @SamFishell Oh I’m soooo sorry that I have adult stuff to worry about like for instance: jobI don't CARE!!! I am an ADULT!!!!! https://t.co/wJNJ7GBAeU
5/19
2020
Gonna become one of those guys who tweets out "Anybody need a pep talk?" and then when people reply I'm just gonna… https://t.co/7MxCcIszOP @NicSanchezPhD It was one of those things where we weren’t really hanging out with him but he joined in for the picture#LastNormalPhoto https://t.co/uASA6T0az3
5/18
2020

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