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Professional Idiot/ I’m not funny ➡️➡️➡️➡️➡️Catch me on IG: Zackass

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Joined Twitter 6/8/17


I wrote about what it’s like to be an extra while being ugly! https://t.co/puLRSzdtcG
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7/9
2020
yes i’m a guy and yes i love tampons. we exist
Retweeted by Z(A)(C)K(A)SS(B)Today is @AdamGoesHam on Kinda Neat! Hear us talk about what he's learned in SLAA, his recovery journey, building… https://t.co/mxFSAs00y5
Retweeted by Z(A)(C)K(A)SS(B)How to chill during a Pandemic (Serenity through sonic healing) Over 30 hours of: - Healing ambient music - Peacef… https://t.co/O7Frbhckuu
Retweeted by Z(A)(C)K(A)SS(B)Straying from a “to-do list” can make u feel unproductive and bring on shame OR u could practice a lil self-kindnes… https://t.co/vqmb8FDlmO
Retweeted by Z(A)(C)K(A)SS(B)Before every pitch I think of everyone who’s wronged me for 10-15 minutes. It doesn’t help and I haven’t sold anything.
Retweeted by Z(A)(C)K(A)SS(B)I’ve been meditating 3 - 5 times a day that’s where I’m at in this quarantine @parv0_ Great choices🥺 @grand0ptimist_ https://t.co/DbJoV4jgrrwe have developed a velociraptor that smokes cigarettes
Retweeted by Z(A)(C)K(A)SS(B)😂🤟😦🖤🥺☠️ https://t.co/Co6skoIdnbWhat did I learn today? Don’t put icey hot on your leg then put boxers on. You more than likely will end up with… https://t.co/dW94grIHRfAfter a drunken Tinder hookup I always leave one of these on the nightstand when I slip out in the morning. Nice, c… https://t.co/g2nN6DH9y2
Retweeted by Z(A)(C)K(A)SS(B)I don’t need a stunt double I’m doing all the stunting @dog_rates @grand0ptimist_ @wolfiecomedy This is why I just payed for mine lolWhere Needles & Lovers Collide (Music Video) Directed by @MaxDotBam https://t.co/0BhP99so44
Retweeted by Z(A)(C)K(A)SS(B)FEN TON STABLES AND HORSE RANCH https://t.co/Y3a588i4VU
Retweeted by Z(A)(C)K(A)SS(B)Check out If I Die First NEW MUSIC VIDEO 🤟🤟 https://t.co/OFof3cgSoWI’m really enjoying the NEW Unsolved Mysteries on NetflixFlesh Into Gear @fantasycamp This is sick asfIt's already perfectly obvious from the Bigfoot footage that he's abominable. There's no need to drive it home with… https://t.co/uUM7lK7JPI
Retweeted by Z(A)(C)K(A)SS(B)CKY x Dababy type beat https://t.co/aNoRCUocrc
Retweeted by Z(A)(C)K(A)SS(B)this video rocks ass 🖤 https://t.co/MbKAPlEeoT
Retweeted by Z(A)(C)K(A)SS(B)I have now entered the Hot Phase of Icey HotI'm not even risking it https://t.co/ueR5XoL230
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7/8
2020
The idea of something hilarious is really funny to me
Retweeted by Z(A)(C)K(A)SS(B)If you need me you can find me in the backgroundHATCHETHEART @lilaaron911
Retweeted by Z(A)(C)K(A)SS(B)a first date should be something romantic like going over each other’s abandonment issues
Retweeted by Z(A)(C)K(A)SS(B) @ryantheleader_ Realize real eyes real lies
7/7
2020
No way they said Glizzy Gladiator on espn bro
Retweeted by Z(A)(C)K(A)SS(B)okay look what I just posted: eating crap with these sacks of shit https://t.co/FNhGXKcgAU
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7/5
2020
@Zackass6 I hope you fucking die, Harley Jarvis
Retweeted by Z(A)(C)K(A)SS(B)Fuck You Harley JarvisFuck The OthersideLong Live FredoThe Washington Foreskins
Retweeted by Z(A)(C)K(A)SS(B)he didn't trick me, I AM a star nobody tricked me https://t.co/09xEMXLQXG
Retweeted by Z(A)(C)K(A)SS(B)Thirst Trap 💦🤠💦 https://t.co/Lt4pqapBXiI don’t like the dance but I appreciate why your doing itshut the fuck up just pick one and go I gotta go over there and sing a song
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7/4
2020
Don’t you think for a second that this could be over 🖤 @wolfiecomedy Regional Sales Manager @wolfiecomedy My depression just got promotedstill the only holiday we acknowledge on july 4th is fredos birthday https://t.co/Kv0zDBuFm7
Retweeted by Z(A)(C)K(A)SS(B)They just wanna see me burnoutIf I Die First 🖤 🥀just found out what glizzy guzzler means and it’s awesome!! I sure love to guzzle down some glizzys
Retweeted by Z(A)(C)K(A)SS(B)Mark Collins, age 45, gave himself up to the authorities after the incident. He is now serving a life sentence.Albert Einstein didn’t kill himselfGhislaine Maxwell didn’t kill herself
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7/3
2020
Noticing a massive shortage in Doritos Salsa Verde... story developing
Retweeted by Z(A)(C)K(A)SS(B)People say i look like i could be related to someone
Retweeted by Z(A)(C)K(A)SS(B) @LILXLOTUS Hell yeah man I’m 6 weeks and a few days right there with yaG L O G A N Gme and bro https://t.co/v8km4UHrRR
Retweeted by Z(A)(C)K(A)SS(B)So ready for @ifidiefirstband https://t.co/A3NPPDF2QF
7/2
2020
I know this sounds crazy but once the pandemic is over I’m going to try and become a standup comedian
Retweeted by Z(A)(C)K(A)SS(B)tell a loved one to listen to 311 today
Retweeted by Z(A)(C)K(A)SS(B)I want to be thrown into a hole I want to be composted I want be able to grow I want to be something betterALL THE PROCEEDS OF THE GO FUND ME I MADE FOR DIEGO ARE GOING TOWARDS THE @KVPFoundation .
Retweeted by Z(A)(C)K(A)SS(B)Was gonna add a bass sound to this moment as a joke https://t.co/xCbVTipNSW
Retweeted by Z(A)(C)K(A)SS(B)https://t.co/cwkHUWbzWs if u didn’t know we made a band a few months ago ⛓ new song soon thank u for bumping the… https://t.co/a8w98Xehwo
Retweeted by Z(A)(C)K(A)SS(B) @grand0ptimist_ @777jorgeivan @sammy_grimmMUA 😳😳😳 @grand0ptimist_ AwwwSounds promising https://t.co/u587yaRPgW
7/1
2020
I don’t give a fuck I just wanna see a million @agoosedad_ That would be dopeBad Guys were only given Tuna Salad Sandwhiches for lunch when they were kids that’s why they are so bad because th… https://t.co/37eNNsORSpyou have been visited by the smiling bat. he absorbs ur negative thoughts and brings them back to his cave and burn… https://t.co/6lAVFGiMNI
Retweeted by Z(A)(C)K(A)SS(B)Understanding in a Car CrashThinking about whipping out my cards and doing magic tricks to break the ice when I meet new people in Atlanta
Retweeted by Z(A)(C)K(A)SS(B)House of 1000 Corpses then Bed“You have to be creative to smoke weed” - SomeRandom Guy @SarahSquirm Changed @SarahSquirm 😈😈I get a bad vibe from people who tie me up and leave me on the railroad tracks
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6/30
2020
time to go harder
Retweeted by Z(A)(C)K(A)SS(B)Bulbs had been around for years before the invention of the "light bulb". Half the work was already done. Edison's… https://t.co/hefekAJxBy
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6/29
2020
Tamagotchi GraveyardSomeone who just smoked weed: Wait, what?
Retweeted by Z(A)(C)K(A)SS(B) @ifidiefirstband So downnn 🤟🤟I’m so stoked for @ifidiefirstband🖤🖤🖤 https://t.co/tn5C6WPxnGHella Sketchy - Demon With A Halo [Official Music Video] https://t.co/VK5yJEoFzI via @YouTubeKDL & Fat Nick - Collect Calls ( Official Music Video) https://t.co/bPTlrb6elG via @YouTubepulling up in this https://t.co/rrKLfDe0ps https://t.co/KpzirP18ls
Retweeted by Z(A)(C)K(A)SS(B) @notsofiacoppola I don’t know every time I ask he hisses and snaps at meToday was my first day at work...and this is my boss 😳😳😳 https://t.co/lcs9KTKxQSYeah I cant fucking read https://t.co/CYI8o8z3X8
Retweeted by Z(A)(C)K(A)SS(B)People look so weird when they're not in their halloween costume
Retweeted by Z(A)(C)K(A)SS(B)Just smoked meth with kelly clarkson 😤 good shit
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6/28
2020
MY NEW BAND @ifidiefirstband DROPS OUR FIRST SINGLE “WHERE NEEDLES AND LOVERS COLLIDE” ON 7/3 + A MERCH DROP. OUR E… https://t.co/aSnoa3kcme
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6/27
2020
worn tf out https://t.co/0GXpEZL417
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6/26
2020

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