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QuantMonkey @ZalimCapitalist Somewhere near NY

Ex-Banker/Professional plagiarist/Secular right winger/Closet Gaming freak

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Joined Twitter 10/1/10


@PaganTrad Can you please inform her about the basics of the religion she follows. https://t.co/DfX9YRmfl0Family and friends: the extensive, but closed, network of Sri Lanka's suicide bombers https://t.co/ppEz1LpDlO
Retweeted by QuantMonkey @USArmy My wife walked in the garage and found me hanging from an extension cord. What’s worse she had to lift me u… https://t.co/YgbjbOjq5k
Retweeted by QuantMonkeyif Moon Moon 'Where da fuck is mah bed tea' Sen can be a politician then what stops a Koena Mitra?
5/26
2019
@Tejasvi_Surya Even days: Ambedkar is a traitor Odd days: Ambedkar is my childhood hero https://t.co/l9mS1DT1Ye
Retweeted by QuantMonkeyKeep the government out of people's bedrooms! https://t.co/0hAPV4kbZZ
5/25
2019
Or how about the fact that Modi won despite the hateful messages put forward by BJP candidates? India has complex p… https://t.co/oBjoImoJdZDelhi crime on Netflix so much spinned from the incident. Name of the guy who puts rod inside was Mohd Afroj but in… https://t.co/bOsWRst3Li
Retweeted by QuantMonkey @Vaishax Wrong if you are comparing Pragya with Gambhir. If this were the state elections, I would agree about Atis… https://t.co/q3FN5tblBfAtishi was contesting against Pragya? Which election was that? Different electorates. https://t.co/eSX54GsoxYThe guy who's trying hard to take a selfie with Jyotiraditya Scindia is Krishna Pal Yadav. He was a small time lead… https://t.co/I0FgK75VnI
Retweeted by QuantMonkeyThats why BJP won from the muslim-dominated seats as well. https://t.co/3J5W8k6UKr
5/24
2019
Offer kyon karna? Just leave the party. https://t.co/yQVBrO1arnAmazed how many people didn’t get the sarcasm. If this isn’t sarcasm then I am still amazed. https://t.co/Rvvx4ll47ZComrade, pies/cakes/other associated confectionary themed statistical tools are capitalistic weapons to make the wo… https://t.co/l86du874YzIn india voters do not vote for individual candidates. https://t.co/nJgUVlQtbdNDTV panel is like a group of relatives sitting in the porch, while the Tent wala is wrapping up stuff, catering wa… https://t.co/oIRaHo86Ss
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5/23
2019
I sat through a PR consulting firm pitch recently (they were selling us on hiring instagram influencers) and the qu… https://t.co/HZbReHyUgF @ratrage This idiot doesn't even know the road is named after Abdul Ghaffar Khan and not a Mughal ruler.Heh which US values would that be? https://t.co/1XwQC2ey7O @Jakeandbake336 Okay... let's try this in your city, Waco: Full-time minimum wage: $14,500/year. Splitting a 2 be… https://t.co/NDgIjT12h5
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5/22
2019
So you agree that one man’s terrorist is another man’s freedom fighter? The Kashmiri freedom wallahs will love you… https://t.co/sKS5JrZE5wBran now vs. Bran after two years negotiating the North’s exit from the Seven Kingdoms #GameOfThrones https://t.co/C3fxt7Hl9L
Retweeted by QuantMonkeyXtian terrorism right here. https://t.co/gml28vc2OPWill you look at that! Sajid Khan has shrugged off serious sexual harassment complaints and our own Twitter crusade… https://t.co/yzuOxpA08lThe ending actually made sense! Arya went west. Drogon went east. Jon went north. And the show went south. #GameOfThonesFinale
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5/21
2019
When the Holocaust comes to India, We will find that the trains do not run on time, that the poison gas has been ma… https://t.co/X6zmrifSnG
Retweeted by QuantMonkeyBua-bhatijey ka pyaar zaalim duniya ko kabool nahi tha https://t.co/BHl6eRWbXd @BhokalTweet Zindagi ke 8 saal gaye hain. It took them 2 years to film this and they fucked it up. Sooraj bharjatiy… https://t.co/iGv1SGODGcMaybe this is GRRMs ending in the books too. Dude realized it was absolutely shit and stopped writing the books.English:strawberry Koshur: ishtamberry https://t.co/SFaIhjqi0xItna tatti episode bananey main inko sharam bhi nahi aayi? #GoT
5/20
2019
It isn't a social idea. The idea behind Congress in 47 and the 2019 are different. It is a symbol of the Gandhi fam… https://t.co/OIQ7jmwEqkIncorrect on one point. Top brass doesn’t sit there. https://t.co/J04Gz472De2016: "Deplatforming Milo is only going to make him more popular. You're just giving him what he wants." 2019: Mil… https://t.co/vZ4oUUHZOO
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5/19
2019
Is this a part of his 18hr work day? https://t.co/eHdLlFlTWsDon’t be Islamophobic. Respect Muslim homophobia. https://t.co/Ckgf1LfXGk
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5/18
2019
He is very nonchalantly calling it 'Law and Order issues across India'. Now, pray tell me who caused the law and or… https://t.co/PRx1pvMQLfThere is so much going on with this handle. Abuses muslims but calls itself SRK KING FAN. Abuses dravidians but has… https://t.co/8XypeAhI7YThe video has gone viral. People know about the product. People potentially have limited negative feelings about th… https://t.co/hdsNAtFHnYSo much patriotism on display. https://t.co/N0p4ee6dGFHistorically Untrue. Raghunath Nayak from Odisha worked as a gardener at Birla House in New Delhi and, on January… https://t.co/RB0UAEbXaj
Retweeted by QuantMonkeyHinduism exists outside of the vaishnav Hinduism followed in UP and Bihar https://t.co/TXlbRV1OgrIf these yardsticks were applied in India, we would have no Commanders left! Royal Navy sack 'exceptional and popu… https://t.co/y7hQKNakJI
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5/17
2019
@ZMadon Anyone who hung around forums back in the day when Satoshi was posting will know that most of the crypto co… https://t.co/sdA4G2kKhPI am praying for her to hang like Yakub Memon. https://t.co/ljNpl4CtOECan someone also highlight the fact that Bhagat Singh & co. were pathetic assasins and they killed the wrong guy an… https://t.co/bRlptIR0A8Yes. Before you evangelical xtian inspired hindus show up. Please note that Hindu texts have varying opinions on ab… https://t.co/87sCTQhTIs @goonerblues Heh. That too. Couldnt get a peek still. She covers her face. I am just curious to know what is on her employee id picture.
5/16
2019
Heh. BJP IT cell is getting desperate https://t.co/5p1ga7ap7uPussies. Indian parents pray to get to this level of pollution. Btw, why isn’t pollution a political issue yet in… https://t.co/WcpmyHm1zQHeh https://t.co/eGQKhasCMeThis is how easy it's become to use rape laws for any vendetta. Pissed off by summoning for defamation cases filed… https://t.co/ZFBr6tNYoS
Retweeted by QuantMonkeyAs always this handle posts fake shit. Real mortality rates are 1 in 200,000. Even in the 60s it wasn’t ever as b… https://t.co/nNqfwVJISR
5/15
2019
Employee ID*First burqa clad employee to join org. Would love to see what her employee is looks like. @PaganTrad The North America retail segment has been consistently posting profits since 2016 (when i started tracki… https://t.co/dkIVXmaivM13 May 1943 | Sara Cohen was born in Groningen in The Netherlands. She was a Dutch Jewish girl, a daughter of Jozef… https://t.co/X9uunrnzXC
Retweeted by QuantMonkeyok all jokes aside you people realise Drogon is named after Khal Drogo right? The other two are Viserion, named aft… https://t.co/jm9E3b1cy5
Retweeted by QuantMonkeyDumb slaves to the west? Says the person who swore allegiance to the United States of America. Try to remember the… https://t.co/m0OPiYcFTOBibliophile means a lover of books, not lover of bibles. Google toh karley theek se. https://t.co/yGKE93u51iYou are overall correct but Amazon makes money on the retail business. https://t.co/03NHnVcf9K
5/14
2019
Why did anyone think this wouldn’t happen? If AI can write news articles, most journalists would be out of work https://t.co/hDWaVLGD6L @kaeshour Same planet where practicing Muslim stalinists exis.Multiple Small meals >> once a day carb only meal https://t.co/e2rCJKlZOpAny kind of violence? Which religion is against all violence? Even Jainism allows for defensive wars. https://t.co/JOXZQQVxDpSunny Deol cannot debate because he failed grade 8 multiple times at Jamnabai. All he cd be was an actor coz his da… https://t.co/llfmFA2wnj
Retweeted by QuantMonkeyIn S1E1, Jaime Lannister pushes Bran Stark out of a window. This is subtle foreshadowing for S8E5, where eight se… https://t.co/bENsvaegW9Doxxing someone on social media isnt a crime. https://t.co/ZRzAlwVK3m @kushanmitra Wasn't that his complaint post 2002, demonetization..etc? Dude keeps on saying he needs to handle medi… https://t.co/H6EbqbmwkcPuking blood? Ebola? https://t.co/pZM2lVAUvrIt took D&D 2 years to film this shit? I mean if they just wanted to show us bloodshed we could have just seen the… https://t.co/SPR6zshkmzThe likes of these folks studied in US institutions and yet did not learn diddly squat about the first amendment https://t.co/mGiWJm6ijh
5/13
2019
Modi ji needs to focus on development. This bullshit about knowing about the force or email or digital cameras aren… https://t.co/iDVdupN1g2Yikes. Also what the hell is Kenfolio? Looks like a gareebon kabuzzfeed. https://t.co/9hk5zGnhh4Kitni chatogey bhai? Ticket mil gaya, ab toh baksh do https://t.co/rO0qm3dsqS12 years back, a desi alum from my B-school told me this after hearing my pitch during the intern job fair: "You ar… https://t.co/54Mq9nMVPY @kaeshour @DanielJHannan @jordanbpeterson @JonahNRO Luce Irigray’s work bemoaning that General theory of relativity… https://t.co/p4F5yczdGc
5/12
2019
Conservatives on abortion: We want a ban! Conservatives on gay marriage: We want a ban! Conservatives on immigrat… https://t.co/b97ZxRVoaq
Retweeted by QuantMonkey @DrShwetaGulati @Ch_Faisal_Afzal @iKabirBedi He is Salman Taseer’s son born out of wedlock and has never been a Pak… https://t.co/9jC2YbEPrc
5/11
2019
So INS Arihant sank? It was hushed up?Manhood will cry? EVERY WORD IN THIS SENTENCE IS SO WRONG. https://t.co/u4MQserlapWhat were Akshay Kumar & Twinkle Khanna doing with Narendra Modi & Kangana Ranaut during a Naval fleet exercise?… https://t.co/Q70k5hg8DT
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5/10
2019
Joke nahi samaj aata kya? https://t.co/Ne65uXDUkfIf this really is a campaign endorsed by Gautam Gambhir it is third rate even by the standards of Indian politics. https://t.co/Qd48f2ZyrG
Retweeted by QuantMonkeyWho is Radhika Seth and why is everyone excited to meet her? Instagram influencer pata hai but actress bhi hai kya?Any plans to enable existing owners to refurbish cars to newer motors / larger batteries vs new purchase? https://t.co/GPuZC2S3fCJai kali kalkettey waali is only heard outside of Bengal. Is this person even Bengali? https://t.co/cX6xJrkzCiThis is a thread to compare working atmosphere between companies in India and Europe & USA. This will make you unde… https://t.co/YQfmCAItXz
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5/9
2019
You liked Rasna because it is orange in color and you were a sanghi since childhood. https://t.co/dx4CYWgX9FTarek Fatah in a nutshell https://t.co/S6CyVj9pxS
Retweeted by QuantMonkeyPar answer toh nahi hai na aapke pass? https://t.co/EIpkHmHbBMThis election now, basically. https://t.co/AamF6GDHFL
Retweeted by QuantMonkeyNehru is a Kashmiri surname. Like all KPs they are a small population and hence you don’t hear that name often. https://t.co/MnZs0fq1jbदेखिए इन चेहरों को, बेशर्मी की हद है । इनकी हिम्मत इतनी बढ गई है की कोइ डर ही नहीं, और पुलिस द्वारा भी यह सब चुनाव… https://t.co/92NY5krQDw
Retweeted by QuantMonkeySpiritual leader Anand Giri held in Australia for sexually assaulting two women. https://t.co/Pn2sNQVGyw
Retweeted by QuantMonkeySure but why isn’t GoI starting a trial? Surely we are better than this. https://t.co/p2zaBBiXi1The press is gloating over the fact that Trump lost more than a billion in 80-90s. IYIs don't get that it is what g… https://t.co/MridGzY6pe
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5/8
2019

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