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i've played The Witness about 167 times and it keeps getting funnier EVERY SINGLE TIME I PLAY IT / header by https://t.co/DNW40vZyGw (nsfw)

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Just thinking about how there’s multiple semi-recent video games that caused international diplomatic incidents. Wild.
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