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Software dev. Very professional.

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Joined Twitter 1/31/20


@nice_plane My Husband 🧑🏼‍🦰 Sacrificed his Job 💂🏼‍♀️ to get Me 👲🏻 a Natural 🍃 Water 💧Spring 🧖🏻
8/5
2021
@nice_plane @laney4444444 https://t.co/pDJ78zg0t1 @nice_plane Dis is one of my favorite Speech @nice_plane Speehc!
8/4
2021
“whenever i’m feeling bad i just book a karaoke room for myself and sing an entire The Killers album at the top of… https://t.co/YthYTQ1ODT
8/3
2021
@nice_plane What is coffin honey lol. Arent all bees Dead
8/2
2021
364 days @eve_kenneally Happy bday lane
7/31
2021
Happy bday lane https://t.co/WmCfAq4FOJ @eve_kenneally @laney4444444 0 days @eve_kenneally Omg @eve_kenneally Lmfao only one line in but i remember the lit match in hair incident. Its 3 hours til lane is the bday girl
7/30
2021
@eve_kenneally I’m going to cry1 day until lanes the bday girli want to get my basil plant a little t shirt
7/29
2021
@laney4444444 T-2 dayssthroughout the course of today i’ve thought it was monday, thursday, and (now finally figured it out) wednesday @laney4444444 …and I’ve been up all night, talking, talking, reading that it’s 2 days until lanes the birthday girl aloud @laney4444444 Yesterday i sat in my room and i said “something is in three days, but I don’t know what it is”
7/28
2021
And here's a clip of their second one @RosaFrancsArt https://t.co/i35C20vlsJ
Retweeted by ZachI do not fuck with seltzers that impart a nuanced fizz. I want to feel like I’m drinking a shattered TV screen
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7/27
2021
i love the idea tha t anyone thinks open gpt 3 is smarter than smarterchild @ramalhoorg Lol did you come up with this? I like :)
7/26
2021
Thinking of that episode of House where the girl dies after getting surgery to fix that she “Blushes too much”. AIT… https://t.co/8P6nAFL5iRhavent used a ride service app in a while. Forgot about that occasional moment where the app bugs and the car just… https://t.co/IW6pljg148 @eve_kenneally You’re So Strong Eve @simonw In the one case I know (my company) it was indeed an Apple thing! https://t.co/0xB6Ygbzqo
7/25
2021
apparently the subconscious associations we make when choosing passwords to protect our most valuable assets is rip… https://t.co/pQOoQXn6l4my therapist keeps saying that “our most important” work lies in “unpacking my passwords for my most important acco… https://t.co/AMrIa3B3xX
7/24
2021
@laney4444444 I thimbs down my Post. If you cant help me fogure out how to contact the “app store”, Thanks https://t.co/38dUD9XdGx @laney4444444 Im going to Foxen Jane on Sunday. #FoxenJame. I’m going to ge my haircutthis just dawned on me: if you post a picture with your key (like, physical house key) can someone use that to clon… https://t.co/t4pnwZwitD
7/23
2021
jeff bezos didn’t even go to space! he just got super high which nobody congratulates me for??
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7/20
2021
@zackkitzmiller And two days To farm crypto
7/19
2021
i want to set up a filter on linked in that blocks any recruiter email unless it says “4 day work week” in ithttps://t.co/wE5JpgxolH https://t.co/lQhoF4gzT6
Retweeted by Zachi wish nyc had a big choo choo train @jodyavirgan it makes you feel like a 5 year old at a holiday party. nothing betterToday I fell asleep on the couch at a house party. My single favorite activity, taken from me for the last year and… https://t.co/zzguYVk7Vw
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7/18
2021
@sweatscience @woutersinas Interesting! Yeah, the article reads to me as if researchers are debating the reason for… https://t.co/c6bd9X3K2d @sweatscience @woutersinas Question from a casual athlete not from the academic world - is the idea that Nike _know… https://t.co/UDV3Bg4P71
7/17
2021
The more I think about Little Island, the angrier I get. https://t.co/UIp58KYpvb
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7/16
2021
@Jippi Running locally or onn _the cloud_? I could be interested*date asking link if he can use any other weapons beside sword slingshot and arrow* Link: “its not called BREADTH o… https://t.co/kLbTa1ZU85 @eve_kenneally High fiving a million angels
7/14
2021
two truths and a lie: - the cat is alive - the cat is alive - the cat is dead
7/13
2021
Would love for someone to come up with good looking short sleeve button down shirts so i can date in the summer without overheating @PtFamous Looks like he left it all on the course! Congrats brad
7/12
2021
took down an art because it reminded me of a sad thing now the empty space on the wall reminds me of the sad thing instead
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7/11
2021
@eve_kenneally Dude when are wehanging out irl againagain @eve_kenneally Wow you are Such a beautiful woman.. i would love to take you to Shake(Shack) Speare in the park @eve_kenneally date: “one thing you should know about me, i have daddy issues” me: “Longlegs?” @GraceSpelman Grace did you play CokeMusic?
7/8
2021
It's dangerous to go alone! 🗡 As we add more and more Go to our stack, @zhammer_ talks about how we apply what we'… https://t.co/FWieFA5Ehl
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7/7
2021
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7/6
2021
god said he wouldn't destroy the earth by flood again, but he never said he wouldn't destroy my psyche by not letti… https://t.co/6LvVBCPIw4
7/5
2021
@6Gems Great song with him singing from bojack horseman https://t.co/xycZR6HSNq @megloface @amandaecollins @MatthewKBegbie Do you ever have dreams of a past life where you’re stealing socks?
7/4
2021
@CraigWeekend Classic snl guest appearance breaking characterI wrote about how we’re using codemods to automate refactors of our Golang codebases at SeatGeek! https://t.co/xMVJOIs5N9 @eve_kenneally i literallt didnt realize these were puns and thought my brain was brokenLets Be real, if time teleportation was a possibility, the furst place i’m going is the House MD writers room season 6
7/2
2021
welp, it's official. Can't find my umbrellafinally. this was absurd https://t.co/LEPtr46HWui need to play this https://t.co/wRYFGUcd1O @nice_plane Aparently one of the johnsons is cool though. We just dont know which one @dan_abramov I like Da davinci code…
7/1
2021
NYC IS BACK, BABY https://t.co/p7RyWPboir
Retweeted by Zachthis in the wuthering heights movie is nothing like the book
6/30
2021
Humiliated myself in soho yesterday by saying “those are a nice pair of slacks” out loud
Retweeted by Zach @laney4444444 Lmfaoooooooooooo @laney4444444 Lane this is SpinacheThirsty? We've Got The Powders! https://t.co/24rlBFBAeC
Retweeted by Zach @fmeyer got a great deal lol @fmeyer congrats! @eve_kenneally is the lesbian flag one of the bendy straws at Friendly’s?The note on this discarded air conditioner reads like a brutally honest online dating profile. 📍 East Village 📷… https://t.co/oPEqh9MEcn
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6/29
2021
@nice_plane “Ah, to be Free To watch the Sweet Summer Korn On the Golden Isles” - Zach
6/28
2021
BREAKING: Former U.S. Sen. Mike Gravel of Alaska, who read the Pentagon Papers into the Congressional Record in 197… https://t.co/wfXOebCuud
Retweeted by Zachthe fellas at the r/Flashlight meetup had a great time. sad i missed it https://t.co/v3fjabBG6A
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6/27
2021
trying to bulk up? next time youre making that sourdough, sub in whey protein for flour
6/26
2021
You clean your room and then out of no where its messy again. Wahts the pointIt really does seem like breaking up big tech is the one thing that’ll unite the country https://t.co/CH2NsL7KMf
6/25
2021
oooo https://t.co/Gc6xSDZkfg
6/24
2021
@eve_kenneally We should sign up @eve_kenneally I’m already on the phone with my guy at HBO (customer support) @eve_kenneally “Eve Murder’s Eve: Eve You Hear It , It’s Too lAte” (cinemax movie) i dont know if this makes sense
6/23
2021
@laney4444444 mama gon need a shuttle
6/22
2021
@eve_kenneally thats “Girls” lol @rollcaIls @FilmUpdates @nice_plane @rollcaIls @FilmUpdates lmfao the numbers on this tweet https://t.co/xsFBpyn4Hd @eve_kenneally @eve_kenneally https://t.co/BKdKm8N8gy @eve_kenneally holy shit dude i took a virtual yoga class suggested by my brother's girlfriend a few months ago and… https://t.co/x2fycIGEZNtheres a scene in the mr rodgers movie where mr rodgers whispers something into a dying guys ear and theyre like "w… https://t.co/SAWymiNw6V
6/21
2021
@eve_kenneally (Me pilishing off my last polsner) @eve_kenneally (I fonished my beer) @eve_kenneally Tonights the Night zaxh, tell her bow you feel…
6/17
2021
Me absolutely whiffing my bar mitzvah speech https://t.co/ksJ3IhS9JH
6/16
2021
@GraceSpelman This gets into one of my favorite topics which is ethics of spoilers in therapy
6/15
2021

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