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Software dev. Very professional. (currently @seatgeek)

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Joined Twitter 1/31/20


Apparently I listened to a lot of @bonnylightband this year! cc @anaismitchell https://t.co/wwsIpY8B9O @pcalcado @Spotify The update broke my login and i had to reinstall lol
12/2
2020
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Retweeted by Zach“Why bother voting for republicans” is exactly the messaging we want from trump during the georgia runoffs lol https://t.co/InTrM8IUvV
12/1
2020
We have #COVID19 block parties open from 9-4 today and tomorrow! Come get tested to protect yourself and your fello… https://t.co/qp7quorMy5
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11/29
2020
many people are finding out that despite millions of years of evolution the human body was not designed to get run over by cars
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11/28
2020
Ok, I'm seriously so excited by #TypeScript 4.1! (released today!) I mean come on: you can now e.g. type all 80 co… https://t.co/Qd3zwF4CkC
Retweeted by ZachFinally some good news! https://t.co/QjneaVgRRx
11/27
2020
Announcing Data Dictionary! An open-source project that lets you: * Explore an org's entire data graph * Build a d… https://t.co/VZlxXgKhe5
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11/24
2020
I told my daughter to grab her mask so we can go to the store. This was the mask she grabbed. https://t.co/JQdRZltCSv
Retweeted by ZachIt’s only a matter of time before national and state Republicans speak up to defend a governor - who happens to be… https://t.co/5ssEkNOica
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11/22
2020
one of my Biggest skills is noticing when twitter has tried to pull one over on me and start showing me top tweets… https://t.co/XlmSsIdkNI
11/19
2020
Q: Should I give my dog my last name? A: Absolutely not. Giving your dog your last name confuses it & dangers the integrity of the household
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11/18
2020
BREAKING: More than 600,000 Georgians have requested their mail ballots for the January 5 runoff elections. Help… https://t.co/9Z6kmiYyFC
Retweeted by Zachi feel like whenever i stop engaging with mint it lowers my credit score to get me back on the app
11/16
2020
@itsshirelle @TheCrownNetflix lmfao i am very excited @itsshirelle @TheCrownNetflix Good season? I feel like the crown is perfect brain soothing escapism rn
11/15
2020
@nice_plane Hello LaneRecord breaking day for people hospitalized for covid in the US. Two weeks before thanksgiving. https://t.co/10DqXrH5gv
11/13
2020
That NYC’s public schools may have to shut down because the city and state felt they just had to let people dine in… https://t.co/dp7Sv1awuC
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11/12
2020
@pcalcado This is slack https://t.co/Ik7gxr0Ltc
11/11
2020
@brainribbons @nice_plane Shloud i book mark this tweet to read later https://t.co/UiAtO7hoIThttps://t.co/etZgRMkvLs Always love when some random person on the internet did some thing that i want to do
11/10
2020
@malpo_ We’re on a bl*ckout b*lly nostaligia kick @malpo_ oh yeah i forgot you're not in #bullshit-banter anymore lol @geddski Havent read yet but i love the lobstertwin peaks season 4 baby https://t.co/Dsa7rJZrnP @laney4444444 dont shoot the messenger @laney4444444 https://t.co/M5harXYdOji would pay a group of scienttists $10000000 to fool a man into believing in santa until the age of 80. lets get it done
Retweeted by Zach @farai if trump concedes on nov12/13 this will have been true @ShrimpMeatMom @itsshirelle i guess that was really the only other option lol @itsshirelle who besides herman cain?
11/9
2020
this from @AOC is spot on, and no one who seriously cares about the future of the democratic party should disagree… https://t.co/j3iO3R4Ngg
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11/8
2020
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Retweeted by Zach @joseiswriting @nmsanchez Jose!!! This tweet made me smile :)we did it!!!! https://t.co/bLHMrR1GTU
Retweeted by Zach @nice_plane This is good but i think it’s blasphemous to edit a dril tweet @jodyavirgan Lmfao this is the most jody tweetReporters ain't takin your shit anymore! https://t.co/mKbndjbmsE
Retweeted by ZachAcela Force One Credit artist Mark Kelner (IG: @markkelnerstudio) https://t.co/KygcTJVYUD
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11/7
2020
Lmfaoooo the marianne williamson cameo https://t.co/EgrzpM24otOk what is this fuckery WHERE IS STEVE?? Lol I don’t trust this dude!! https://t.co/EQm1kl1Hbh
Retweeted by Zachhttps://t.co/yK8i4OZ1rr @serraabak And thus a hex was cast @nice_plane jerek?This will get so much worse with thanksgiving coming https://t.co/D88vjLCg5q
11/6
2020
Trump is dead and stephen miller & jared kushner are gonna weekend at bernies this https://t.co/iSZLVdNdV8
11/5
2020
A friend's astrologer predicted we would not have closure on the elex (not nec. result but acceptance of result) un… https://t.co/9Cuq2Kbwn2
Retweeted by Zachi bet steve kornacki can do some freaky stuff with an abacus
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11/4
2020
@jodyavirgan Looks like pantsMan what i would pay for everyone on tv tonight to have a thick Irish accent @JamaalBowmanNY Antarctica has 0 electoral college votes @techgirl1908 https://t.co/CEb5tovgXw lol @davidhammer one of the best things to do when you have the hiccups is convince your brother to give me his social media handles"Some people on here are more interested in Public selfies, than public safety " -- Oh?? Can He Say That??
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11/3
2020
@XIArizard Looool i can see that
10/30
2020
@egeriis Google is there for you lolde blasio needs to shut down indoor dining before these nyc covid numbers skyrocketI hate to say it but i think twitter is actually trending in the right direction re: combatting misinformation. Lik… https://t.co/0Iz22AscDoMonths before the NY Post story, a document passed around far-right websites detailed a vast Hunter Biden conspirac… https://t.co/6h2DZK8mky
Retweeted by Zach @laney4444444 hey Lane! hows it going ?
10/29
2020
@galendruke I see the forecast is trending up for biden today... is that due to new polling or less time til nov 3rdAfter 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle wit… https://t.co/00iF7YCwIo
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10/28
2020
lmao my neighbors are smoking so much weed that my air filter just went to air quality RED
10/27
2020
@nice_plane Thank you for notifiying me @farai Feel like I have to check out the pod after seeing that mask
10/24
2020
@nice_plane Awesome site! But when I visited its just images of peopple doing sex"Yo me estoy dando cuenta que todo lo que yo googleo despues me sale en Instagram y Facebook. Que es esta vaina?" M… https://t.co/KPtEw9ReVb
Retweeted by ZachDad’s ability to improvise and compose beautiful melodies on the fly has always amazed me. Tonight, I gave him fou… https://t.co/FiPNYATGg1
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10/23
2020
@curvypope @jodyavirgan Lmao @jodyavirgan Makes you think Lincoln was lucky that Oswald got such a clean shot
10/22
2020
Lmfao always keep your eyes on the prize!!! https://t.co/hbXG6j3BjJ @pcalcado it's called "having a mutual, not-documented understanding of what code belongs to what domains", phil @pcalcado @americanutopia A tuesday night watching stop making sense ;)Posting specs: Intel Core i7-10700K Zotac GeForce RTX 2060 Super G.Skill TridentZ RGB 32GB Samsung 970 EVO Plus 1T… https://t.co/Fx1fVH7ivT
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10/21
2020
Anyone want to play Among Us with me on Twitch to get out the vote? (I’ve never played but it looks like a lot of fun)
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10/19
2020
My mom apparently made a twitter account just to get “fire chuck todd” trending and i can’t help but stanThe fucking false equivalence is ASTOUNDING https://t.co/nDpVphCKsd
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10/16
2020
if i was a secret service guy & certain things started happening id simply use the president as a human shield and high tail it out of there
Retweeted by Zachthey should invent toilet paper that you can throw in the Trash instead of the toilet
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10/15
2020
Our daily update is published. States reported 949k tests, 57k cases (a 10k increase from yesterday), and 809 death… https://t.co/TFDgg83tQa
Retweeted by Zach @mitchellh As someone who has been running nomad in production since 0.2, this is beyond exciting :) Hopefully ha… https://t.co/gW5LC7vxQh
Retweeted by Zachjust realized i cant spread my toes without getting a slight nerve impulse to my fingers. this is the type of content i live for
10/14
2020
can people stop making websites like this https://t.co/TVxCTljpMG
10/13
2020
What da hell the illinois thing mean https://t.co/CX9m3LuP9V
10/12
2020
@davidmweissman Became a rangers fanMost of the players are Juilliard-trained musicians who haven’t been able to play together in months ... it’s subli… https://t.co/vvbE1OYZeM
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10/11
2020
just twisted my leg and cracked my jaw. Body is an incredible thing
10/9
2020
I like that stuff that happens in brazil is so visually explicit that i dont have to speak portuguese to get it https://t.co/ZQKsRpWCOW @6Gems He’s kind of the antithesis of trump
10/8
2020
@bria_sullivan https://t.co/MWJqs412XmI wrote about why accepting—and embracing—the fact that your employees can't work as hard in 2020 can set businesse… https://t.co/5eNHLehYuE
Retweeted by Zach🚀 We just launched Tailwind Play, the official Tailwind CSS online playground! It gives you access to all of Tailw… https://t.co/r3WV5BpdKo
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10/7
2020
this, to me, represents open fear that conservatives are about to lose 40 years of work. and they should. it’s the… https://t.co/HZ3bJdhUQw
Retweeted by Zach @mariatta git debate @laney4444444 With the fur??These videos are going to be so funny next week when he’s dead https://t.co/96rektpu6E
10/6
2020
@anaismitchell If you have room for a handful of fans who live in LES let us know :)CLASS OF 01 SO U ALREADY KNOW MY HS WAS CRAWLING WITH SILKY GOKU BUTTONUPS FAM. I ONCE “BATTLED” A DUDE WHO WAS OFF… https://t.co/YuHdZvAKrt
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10/5
2020

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