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🔥 Snark, movies, books, and of course ramblings. This is used to document random moments. I rant about Harry Potter, #MentalHealthAwareness, & adulting a lot.

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Joined Twitter 11/21/09


@thattinywebsite @EveyJacob I attract people surrounded by asshats who didn’t get kicked in the teeth at the right time in their lives @thattinywebsite I felt like I was peak #Millennial tonight https://t.co/xadBqz1vZlme: on tick tock for one day algorithm: this bitch is gonna love this tutorial on how to pick up a sheep https://t.co/xpXSbQ3CMc
Retweeted by Dem डेमोनRaise a glass to freedom. Something you will never see again!
Retweeted by Dem डेमोनYeah I 100% marched back in, in my yoga clothes, and for more wine. I got cheers. https://t.co/E8FazbHDrMNo matter how fun the wedding, there is nothing like sitting in your car, changing into yoga clothes, and eating po… https://t.co/swj0267OfJYes. Out of the jail air awkwardness, I befriended the entire serving staff and the drunkest girl at the party. Don’t judge me!🥄 okay. We have the seat ribbons, but where are the seat covers? 🔥 I ate them 🥄 ... 🔥 ... :D I’m not helping 🥄 but… https://t.co/n8KxFrkvTX @voidspacescream As a philosophy person: It’s not always about understanding, but it’s always about experiencing @voidspacescream We all have weird “I attract this energy that I don’t emit” things and it’s just fascinating @thattinywebsite As someone who couldn’t love anything else once philosophy got involved... I’m down to help
10/25
2020
@EveyJacob SILENCE ...I got her number and she misses me...Everyone else: MATH. SCIENCE. ENGINEERING. NASA! Me: *majored law for 2 years* *studied for philosophy for 4* The c… https://t.co/wu8vD2GbFL...I always attract soldiers... or jailbait... at weddings... Go ahead. Guess what she was. @OlliCrusoe @TheDaboosh This 18 in the last decade for me...but I still don’t wanna dress up because dressing like a girl makes me feel like I can’t fight! #Stubbornhttps://t.co/QKZRGgfhHQ
Retweeted by Dem डेमोनIt’s official: only people who are friends with @TheDaboosh can expect me at their wedding. Apparently his friend… https://t.co/5rP8Y9lP0vDay 23 - Spirit Don't angry pandas and soft cute boys, my friends. #atlatober #AvatarTheLastAirbender #inktoberhttps://t.co/y94agxvc3p
Retweeted by Dem डेमोनFever dream? https://t.co/c6zoPuFac6I’ve been awake for two hoursHey Arnold! https://t.co/L2dgC2J7Et
Retweeted by Dem डेमोन @EveyJacob Dammit. My best couple costume and NO ONE KNOWSLeo2020: atop trying to murder me and let me sleep! https://t.co/MLclkkb3Od @EveyJacob ...we didn’t take any pics from when I was Sergeant Barnes and you were Winter Bucky, did we?Daughter: Michael said he’s mad at you. Me: who’s Michael? Daughter: my imaginary friend. Me: lol. I had an imag… https://t.co/p4v4PLz2Is
Retweeted by Dem डेमोन @thattinywebsite The bride and groom are INTENT on everyone having fun Like What This is great If only I we… https://t.co/u91PlPompK @EveyJacob As your confident not-wife Are you tho Because Success is all you do Sooo... @EveyJacob You need to share thoNo one has asked but This is top 3 of weddings
10/24
2020
@EveyJacob it never fails, at weddings I'm either making the men feel weird, or bonding with the most powerful lady… https://t.co/7lJ1HBB5HyGoing to a wedding tomorrow, rehearsal dinner is tonight, and I'm planning to upset all the men by asking them how… https://t.co/XMpZko56KpPuppy galore! 🐶🐾 https://t.co/X7z7L3yo6w
Retweeted by Dem डेमोनI put this show as 2nd to Avatar: The Last Airbender. It was amazing, only three seasons as well, and just sublime.… https://t.co/KFNjO8jBZGHair finally free, she is no longer bound to the earth. She is out for blood🩸 I decided to draw a vampire with a s… https://t.co/AKuhOAnG60
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10/23
2020
@NeilaK20 See, I was always warned about that, and when I was younger it would delay like crazy just to be evil. Bu… https://t.co/OSsIjbsrh5 @richardmleano @EveyJacob I'm going with yes? @EveyJacob okay, it was only 8days turns out #MathDisease still tho... this is a record for me.Tim Burton is bringing The Addams Family to television. https://t.co/LAtTRyfvFM https://t.co/g62kb8LixR
Retweeted by Dem डेमोनTOM HOLLAND IS ALL OF MY FICTIONAL MALE CRUSHES APPARENTLY AND JUST UNF https://t.co/rqVKh5eN5a @OlliCrusoe https://t.co/9YEx2jgsfrBeing a woman, there's one extremely specific, obvious, bloody way to see how stressed you are... Apparently I'm 1… https://t.co/fNn7jBbJcv @jenniebreeden https://t.co/LlpNCOp4ciThey're definitely our children ❤️ https://t.co/YHFmbYwjti
Retweeted by Dem डेमोन @OlliCrusoe It's time to finally reveal that you're a bear. Do so by eating someone's head. Like a raptor. @voidspacescream Claim you're being blackmailed by a ninja @OlliCrusoe https://t.co/LpRJE8pAz6 @OlliCrusoe @MLouring I found a lovechild of the two... https://t.co/0OvcpCZBed @MLouring honestly, I read about them as a tiny kiddo and NO ONE had heard about them, so I convinced myself I made… https://t.co/bGIvdFitATI mean, it could... bump into you... and then become a delicious pie. That's... like a Halloween Halmark movie or s… https://t.co/EZNOj5LMopGhosting is unprofessional. Send a reply. Even sending a "No, thank you" is better than ghosting! For more informat… https://t.co/SeJ5oCjPYS
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10/22
2020
The world needs more stories like this https://t.co/Zhd89fk3owSometimes my friends remember that I only treat them like idiots when they’re being idiots, and otherwise I’m encou… https://t.co/1KmLFBOZnxWhy do #asexuals need representation when they do…nothing? Rebecca Burgess @theorah dispels the myths around #acehttps://t.co/sQVyEnRiU7
Retweeted by Dem डेमोनMy name is Zuko. Son of Ursa and Fire Lord Ozai. Prince of the Fire Nation, and heir to the throne. 🔥 #Avatarhttps://t.co/fr1IxCJK4Y
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Retweeted by Dem डेमोन @TheBertShow What they say: it means you've stopped valuing yourself, and that'll mean a change in mentality that I… https://t.co/N6FxAwHpf9 @EveyJacob NO ONE CAN TELL MY SEXY ROOMMATE ABOUT THIS, HE'LL HURT HIMSELF @EveyJacob https://t.co/PO3hdmVpMwDay 21 - "You can't knock me down! " Katara doesn't tell you she'll kick your ass. She's doing it immediately. Jus… https://t.co/qhzGt0oSXh
Retweeted by Dem डेमोनtrying 2 get over weird anxiety abt posting art..,, heres some animation heh https://t.co/cqkG64b9rX
Retweeted by Dem डेमोन @OlliCrusoe There are legit third party prank places that will do this FOR YOU, so they can't trace it back to you. @OlliCrusoe GLITTERY VENGEANCE SHALL BE OURS https://t.co/DiTDqyosuH @korndiddy Can't you settle for being the world's cutest Zac? @OlliCrusoe mail them glitter bombs @voidspacescream If you can, allot yourself a two-day segment of "just sleep" as soon as you can. I know that's kin… https://t.co/pZHjdZ3LQx @KrisKling Same. I'll pick or chew myself bloody if I'm really stressed. The best thing I've found to stop me is Ro… https://t.co/DaQsFdVaRk"Why don't people like me?" Growing up with undiagnosed #ADHD, I struggled to make friends. I was always "too much… https://t.co/wct9iudGcY
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10/21
2020
What heteroNO is this??? https://t.co/xoGynABD6pI don't know who needs to hear this, but in the immoral words of the first comic character I ever witnessed as a co… https://t.co/NizMC26QaNOnly 17 states require Sex Ed be medically accurate, allowing value-based lies be taught. One student was told "I… https://t.co/9eQJNlo5zJ
Retweeted by Dem डेमोन0_0 https://t.co/gLeHzLQyxnStick to pushing the food that’s so “good”you took it out of your name. My grandma has more heat in her roasts. https://t.co/4dyDghYTTz
Retweeted by Dem डेमोनThe second gunman on the grassy knoll https://t.co/jnB3x5CMUn💩 I'm looking for a free lance boat designer in FL 🔥 we don't have that information 💩 so you'll sell people softwar… https://t.co/qGyofLjjE5😴 #clipstudiopaint https://t.co/eikwNfo4fP
Retweeted by Dem डेमोनtrying to draw with capitalism whispering in your ear 24/7 is a fucking nightmare.
Retweeted by Dem डेमोन @EveyJacob You: I am 14 and keep up with every adult at every red carpet event ever Also you: I must shove my best… https://t.co/Z30YQcrC1yIt's pitch dark, lashing rain and blowing a gale here just now – sure signs that winter is on the way... I'm away t… https://t.co/jXibdh5Hra
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Retweeted by Dem डेमोन @JustKevG @BertShowBert Finding someone who shares your culture is the best way to feel validated when they tell yo… https://t.co/oa2MY8kUST
10/20
2020
This sucker just agreed to let me live in his new bought house forever, and this is how I show my affection. https://t.co/l1GbxFbOsZ“Her light guides you through the road of your harsh fate, you never feel lost again.” Day 16 #inktober #linktoberhttps://t.co/MWo5SAA5cy
Retweeted by Dem डेमोनPeople: omg I love this restaurant, the food is so good Me, 6hrs later: why the fuck can I still taste that food an… https://t.co/WHV59YFQT5 @colevanders @EveyJacob I don’t have references so much as I just have items my grandmother and mother passed down.… https://t.co/djXY2PhOAZ @EveyJacob @thattinywebsite Ten year old me is full of demands of this 31 year old me says time is a construct an… https://t.co/qsgBdyagB9 @colevanders @EveyJacob Most consistently, I’ve found information about attempting to put crystals within the wood… https://t.co/zq94W4RkdB @ebthompson93 That is a horrific mental image and want a horror story about this now @EveyJacob Pics or gtfoTo people who buy calendars: What did you do with your 2020 calendars and how quickly did they burn? @EveyJacob @colevanders It's not something written out and shared. It's like a martial art in that not all the secr… https://t.co/tjAsO8aD0W @EveyJacob To me: 1. Because adorable little noodle To others: Probably 9 because dragon To T&A: -100 because aw To… https://t.co/Ac10EzsiLV @EveyJacob I'm dying for it. She has an amazing voice but I don't like the style of almost any of her music, and I… https://t.co/0aJgIJ0KVbTOO SMALL https://t.co/t8mYt2H7LQ
Retweeted by Dem डेमोनdreaming https://t.co/B9celwRqkB
Retweeted by Dem डेमोनmood-board 2020 https://t.co/EzAotXtnOC
Retweeted by Dem डेमोन @thattinywebsite @EveyJacob https://t.co/lG80X3eStT @thattinywebsite @EveyJacob “How much have you written?” “...” “Exactly” @rmacceile If only. So much time and font saved.I worked hard in #ACNH for Halloween and it TOTALLY paid off!!! Once more people have experienced what I did, I’ll share :D
10/19
2020

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