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ADHD, cats, plants, shitposting. Sometimes I paint things! Paintings, mostly. She/her. pfp by @itsdaneesaur. yes I look like Jessica Hynes I KNOW

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Joined Twitter 10/3/09


@howlieT @itsdaneesaur Some more than others :p @itsdaneesaur @chton @howlieT Why wouldn’t you have a drill @itsdaneesaur @howlieT I literally googled “Pinterest diy soap dish” and, well, here we are https://t.co/FErkhrJPz3 @itsdaneesaur @howlieT There’s gotta be some kind of Pinterest diy soap dish hack @RRowanOlive Haha, no problem! Good luck! @RRowanOlive (Like, this is just a description of Raff. He’s a massive tart who loves car rides) https://t.co/8NnoAjCOrf @RRowanOlive (Also, please keep me updated if you decide to go through with the process! I was looking at it a whil… https://t.co/la3pLlMYW5 @itsdaneesaur @z0mbee Omg when they tuck the tail over their little nose. I get so jealous. It looks so cozy @tindsaylue Perfect cat eye every time @herder_of_cats @HorzaEdeo Ahahahaha my entire family have specifically been calling him louche since the very begi… https://t.co/4AMAnk6Sd4 @z0mbee @itsdaneesaur That’s some fucking good content right there @RRowanOlive OH and there’s a third option - with this style, you only have to do up a single clasp on the back to… https://t.co/Vfqh6dAYdH @RRowanOlive It’s probably easiest to start with a simple strap harness rather than a mesh vest one - but the vest… https://t.co/9XGanv3ts4 @RRowanOlive And make sure to provide lots of treats and fussing when they have the harness on or nearby, so they a… https://t.co/1DJKey993B @RRowanOlive I introduced the harness when they were kittens so it was pretty easy - as an adult, I’d say to just d… https://t.co/gbAgH3SxEG @RRowanOlive Heyo! My boys are fine on the harness - I don’t take them for long walks or anything, but they’re usef… https://t.co/FdyQj4Cpo2 @itsdaneesaur https://t.co/NLp1ui7sxD @Beardynoise @CharlTaylorPage Wait isn’t this the WOMANS LIKE PINK BECAUSE BERRIES IS PINK bullshit? And it’s being… https://t.co/jQq4O4pcDPUgh FINE https://t.co/y2mP78ZGZRMaximilian Catzenberg stop seducing my timeline this instant https://t.co/MWzMcSiiFZ @Atunci_CoV It’s pre-sauced @chton I’m imagining a nightclub bouncer type, with absolutely no facial expression @wordymelt I volunteer https://t.co/48cZ66lVSQ @BootsMcGoot Dust my danglesAnd then, my children, you feast like kings of old https://t.co/QvCg7S07t8the Big Chef comes out with a ball of sopping wet noodles between his broad meaty hands and holds it over your headordering your spaghetti arabbiata & they shout back into the kitchen for the Big ChefSssssmush https://t.co/yHuZtpqzNnImagine if they served spaghetti like this at Italian restaurants https://t.co/TZqHaXLhkzShapes https://t.co/VsaBbj1O3x“Stop sharing my shame on the internet, möther” https://t.co/aNwfQIIr81His brother can make this jump but he can’t and it eats him up inside https://t.co/cpx7um1AtH @BootsMcGoot 1. Hooray! 2. Oh my god these look delicious
9/29
2020
@halkyardo An emotional journey https://t.co/2zHpUM5ML1 @itsdaneesaur It’s true https://t.co/Bv14YJvXExI regret to inform you all that Maxie has been transformed into a little goblin man https://t.co/ftYgFjGuCX @BarbiturateCat “This is a very good place to sit. I am very smart.” @BarbiturateCat Ahahahahah his FACE @Mish_in_London @soapachu Sure thing! My cactus one is just bedding in, but here’s a humid plants one, and a pitche… https://t.co/CfOr16WwLN @soapachu @Mish_in_London Aaaa this is so cute!!!Demented Nude Girl's Extraordinary Adventure. (Middlesbrough, 1925) https://t.co/1NoWixMNmh
Retweeted by Katie @sazza_jay A fancy little man with his bow tie!!LOOK AT THIS ANIME-EYED CAT https://t.co/5ZFQIgQ42lI did a study on this and you can tell it’s accurate because it has the funny weed number https://t.co/WDQCuPdoTf @Beardynoise we need some Karl pics on this thread ASAP @sarahdal I did a very scientific study of it once https://t.co/8tTmr5dAiSI need him to know that I love him https://t.co/m30GvE0pEbFollow the link for a whole thread of dumb ginger boys. Magnificent. https://t.co/4zmq1NBFKdextremely relevant: https://t.co/faS4LAEWuB1. This is INCREDIBLY PURE 2. This ginger cat has classic “stupid ginger cat” face & I am delighted. What a dummy.… https://t.co/CjXE9wW4Ld
9/28
2020
@Beardynoise Oh shit i need thishttps://t.co/efiy35LnbK
Retweeted by Katie @halkyardo Witchcraftsmiling serenely as I begin to ascend into the heavens as I hold myself back from responding to a stupid take on this web site
Retweeted by Katie @llamalluv Haha, I’ve never seen one outside of work, for what it’s worth! @Wangleberry HE SMELLED SO BAD @LizWainright BUT! You get raccoons! And they have little hands!! https://t.co/sD1RqehF8b @MusingMaggs Ahahaha he is being kept WITHIN an enclosure WITHIN the kennel, we’ve learned our lesson!Satisfied that the hoglet had eaten, was alert, and knew where his food bowl was, I popped him back in the kennel f… https://t.co/SoK1gkkmdWVideo highlights: - the world’s messiest eater - cat food stuck to roof of mouth! The drama! - licc - when the… https://t.co/cydGGjXDMEHELL YEAH LIL DUDE FUCK YEAH https://t.co/2kNnkIzE5fA CHAMPION https://t.co/aHnLVqTPmhAND THEN https://t.co/au40M6WPKGAfter about 10 minutes, he suddenly starts licking his lips and snapping his jaws a little, and eats the dab of cat… https://t.co/qGegfhKLPrI should mention that for p much all of these pictures I’m sitting underneath the table he is on, using my front ca… https://t.co/17TH0mWTAJI made him a little cave/burrow in his fresh new bedding, and tried gently offering him a little bit of cat food of… https://t.co/6OUt33HfqCHere’s our spiky friend not enjoying a towel very much while I cleaned out an industrial quantity of piss and faece… https://t.co/Ni1l5LupGYANYWAYThere are domesticated hedgehog species (legality depends upon what area of the world you’re in!) but they’re usual… https://t.co/k4rdQKKNvTAlso, wild hedgehogs (European Hedgehog, Erinaceus europaeus) are SUPER FRIGGIN CUTE but they’re not pets!!! For on… https://t.co/00guvuUwqZ @SuperRetroid Yeah, even for pet birds you’re looking at having to go to a specialist vet - for wild ones there’s r… https://t.co/bWHKjNYJbbAnyway, this lil dude was found out during the daytime (hogs are nocturnal), and though he seems healthy (no obviou… https://t.co/aPLhrNIQoR @Johnmacadam7474 Put it back in the tree, or as close as you can get to it, and keep the cats indoors for an hour o… https://t.co/LIHmdW9IPrBasically, if you find a wild animal: - leave it the hell alone (esp birds) - if situation is clear emergency, tr… https://t.co/RmuUVWG0kv(Also, sadly, a lot of the time wild birds that are moved & are not swiftly placed with a specialist rehabilitator… https://t.co/qUiKs9Q9xG- a lot of veterinary practices DO NOT HAVE THE EXPERIENCE, EQUIPMENT, OR RESOURCES TO CARE FOR WILD ANIMALS. Excep… https://t.co/GVdCR618pK- leave wild animals where you found them!!! Esp. baby birds. Move them to a spot of greenery if in the street/road… https://t.co/AexfxhTg3JA quick psa before I post hog pics: - I work at a veterinary practice & am feeding & changing bedding on Sunday b/… https://t.co/0Jjw6mwzlpWE HAVE ANOTHER HOGLET https://t.co/Da5jQqilkB @WearyWithToil @Baron_Susu_Binx @Bishop_C_Binx For reference I am used to these profiles! https://t.co/rdUxQIrmiG @WearyWithToil @Baron_Susu_Binx @Bishop_C_Binx Baron!! Why is your nose so long Baron!!!! @Ilseee_interest I know right D: @Ilseee_interest In my experience: heating pads, time, NSAIDs, and physio if you can get it :/ @danieljmckee Oh man all my body is just aligned badly @Wangleberry WHO IS THIS, WHERE IS THIS, HOW MUCH, my spine is bad @CosRyan https://t.co/DUVJCziyHa @crispy_bart Haha, it’s just so expensive for something I’m not sure will work for me! I’d like to get ahold of a s… https://t.co/mVSENCXRySThe red bit is more of an achy stiffness, and the green/yellow is hard, grindy, nauseating pain when I make a movem… https://t.co/98qmn8gFTbGood morning to everyone except the locked-up facet joints in my lower back, whom I hate @Beardynoise @philford They cannot be dissuaded https://t.co/RnkZHFrnE7 @kteamarsden Winter people definitely have more yellowy than pink undertones, but in photos & when people are weari… https://t.co/fLKlc6mkE6 @Beardynoise @philford Ah, I sleep like the dead so I just let the cats onto the bed with me - I don’t have much ex… https://t.co/gIaVFnodiB
9/27
2020
@kteamarsden If you are a Pink Person, like me (ie foundation always looks yellow/orangey on you), then you’re likely a spring or an autumn!"PATHETIC" https://t.co/jdVC1u75hg
Retweeted by Katie @AnnaSavory That line did nothing to dissuade him Anna @Luisfius Ajajjfhfjdhf I’ve seen toddler harnesses before but that is a WHOLE different situation @KittyDorkling By god, the dark power over him you now hold Imagine dropping that into an argument with a teen wh… https://t.co/UBnd9PT7vI @bookiesnacksize You can only care about one vulnerable population at a time, and exclusively whichever one that yo… https://t.co/Oi6c3VWHo6 @Beardynoise https://t.co/a3sTNN9FK0 @KittyDorkling Oh no you’re living my nightmare https://t.co/pnukv1YRf2
9/26
2020

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