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Zach McNees @ZMsuited Brooklyn, NY

Inventor of Ben & Jerry’s S’mores. Poker player. Engineer/mixer for TV/Film and podcasts @westwingweekly + @vmipod + @heresthething

329 Following   919 Followers   5,151 Tweets

Joined Twitter 7/10/14


Either @TimKaine and I had a very vivid shared hallucination four years ago or Maureen had too much pot brownie bef… https://t.co/AXL16KK2Fj
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8/9
2020
me: [holding newborn son] he's beautiful doctor: we're gonna have to give him some shots me: oh hell ya pour up its his fucking birthday
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8/8
2020
@PJSActor Well which is it?https://t.co/OG8JOjar8w @sarahdellorto Exactly 🤦‍♂️Delete this app and turn yourself into the authorities at once Alex https://t.co/v4mJWusF2x
8/7
2020
I want a wine window. https://t.co/STwI2HitPT
Retweeted by Zach McNeesLaugh my ass off https://t.co/7lb6bXGk7N @dg_turner Jfc go away
8/6
2020
@dg_turner It’s awfully convenient to write off all the problematic elements of the show as “parody”. https://t.co/UWpI9nyGrrI have that Polaroid camera too!!!! I did not authorize this obvious use of my likeness.I’m calling the cops. This Grubhub ad depicting a bearded man laying on his couch eating delivery tacos while his p… https://t.co/jPuxCEhdOsThink of this. Had this happened in the US (of old) the flowers and blessings would have been many. https://t.co/q2WY7epfXP
Retweeted by Zach McNees @purpleclaire 🤷🏼‍♂️ @purpleclaire That’s correct.Holy shit. https://t.co/10pNb1QYS6 @catehall Can you define the criteria of what is considered “declared”? There is no chance all the votes will count… https://t.co/cbF8jUmpBg @dg_turner https://t.co/w6Zx32H7yQ @dg_turner https://t.co/Yurg298bgo @dg_turner It’s pretty blatantly homophobic, racist, and mysogonistic at times. Not to mention the fact that every… https://t.co/yZxI0z4JHo @WendyfulLifeCA Also, I don’t know you at all. And you don’t know me. @WendyfulLifeCA No one is more of a proponent of the “it’s what you like, not what you ARE like” High Fidelity theo… https://t.co/jlRPoSUi0p
8/5
2020
@LoriMcD65914201 I appreciate it more, but frankly leading with your love of a TV show on a dating app is super bas… https://t.co/1ihbrtoU6k @benjgc I think a lot of people would disagreeFriends is bad and choosing to lead with your love of it as a prompt on a dating app is such a turn off. Same goes… https://t.co/sJiaN3rgImYessss https://t.co/7XeDsjMOhpThis is what I tried twice to articulate and couldn’t. So awful. https://t.co/wW7GGoEfGYAsdfgjklwprirhrbrkfocidnemeoegwvsuxidb https://t.co/xj947ku2M9
8/4
2020
If your tv show or movie has documentary footage on a rural homestead and you don't show at least one barn cat? Fuck you
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8/3
2020
Dating during a pandemic: https://t.co/rEirGvG7Xn
Retweeted by Zach McNees @sfiegerman Please provide updates. Also, they should. @SelfLoathingYou I wanna take the high road here, but honestly it’s where my mind went. And also…I…was surprised to… https://t.co/9h5p876s97I’m fascinated by the rules of this game https://t.co/JIIzJKvGOD
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8/2
2020
@FriendlyBoat Use that waffle maker FFS!! @FriendlyBoat It me but with my juicerHere’s what happened when we tested more people in New York you twat. 📉 https://t.co/7wmbao9pQf https://t.co/2c7zvpFXba
8/1
2020
So now we’re disqualifying brilliant women from higher office because they throw elbows while doing their jobs and… https://t.co/xootc1deNe
Retweeted by Zach McNeesturns out...not the only person who does this which is nice to hear and makes me feel less crazy 🙃🤷🏼‍♂️Literally nothing good has ever come from sending an impromptu email at 3am. The regret when you wake up is just *mwah* 👌🙃ROLL WITH IT: Giant panda Wang Wang turns his sawdust bath into an oversized hamster wheel for his own amusement at… https://t.co/EIpiCAcA3r
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7/31
2020
@alonadoli I’m enjoying it :)blisters from new shoes i sort of enjoy the pain still in quarantine
7/30
2020
@amberwvzz Honestly, I just wanna love someone as much as Dick loves Anna
7/29
2020
Hi, Dick Whitman and Anna Draper is one of the best relationships in TV history.I started this rewatch of Mad Men in the middle of S2 because a friend was watching it. Went back to watch the Koda… https://t.co/U6WRq39nuf
7/28
2020
“He recorded this in his car, let me know if the recording quality is ok” HAPPY F’N MONDAY
7/27
2020
@Athenna30Toto Ok @marjohn626 @Athenna30Toto SAME CANT STOP @Athenna30Toto To me it’s one of the all time most binge worthy shows.
7/26
2020
Can anyone point me to the best Mad Men recap podcast? There seems to be quite a few.
7/25
2020
WHO IS SICK AND TIRED OF EVERYTHING
Retweeted by Zach McNeesHappy Happy Birthday @kchenoweth! Sending you lots of kisses xoxo AJ 😘 https://t.co/j0MUizjRzY
Retweeted by Zach McNees @Matt_Matros @Mets I’ve always been in favor of the ball being on fire in any pro sport so, we’re getting there @dbentley This is the only content I need from twitter rn
7/24
2020
@WestWingWeekly @JoshMalina @HrishiHirway I couldn’t help but think of “Mothers are standing in front of tanks. An… https://t.co/Fbqp5Yjn6P
Retweeted by Zach McNees @jodyavirgan I feel attackedNever going to stop crying over the scene where Duck abandons his dog on Mad Men, ugh.
7/23
2020
I’d like to know how @Spotify feels about this?? https://t.co/XoVBfpg5E4Fuck Joe Rogan. This is so so awful. https://t.co/XoVBfpg5E4
7/22
2020
I never spoke to Rep. Yoho before he decided to accost me on the steps of the nation’s Capitol yesterday. Believe… https://t.co/iZ3c5ZUXsS
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7/21
2020
Bill Nye should run this country https://t.co/n1MRmxo5hN
Retweeted by Zach McNeesOof. GG us. QQ < AA https://t.co/EHxeugZ8Qm
7/20
2020
Over in Jersey City for the day to fire the $400 @WSOP Online Bracelet event for fun. Let’s go!Honestly may pack it all up and move to California. @FriendlyBoat FWIW, Daryl Hall basically came up in Philly hanging, learning and performing with black musicians. I… https://t.co/k96sZUnsvH
7/19
2020
@FriendlyBoat https://t.co/gyOV4TsmiD☺️ https://t.co/dS7pwa3mwYrest in power John Lewis https://t.co/a8mXl76qmo
Retweeted by Zach McNeesPlease keep campaigning on this. https://t.co/6DOeneG2OLEvery tweet from here on out tonight is absolutely gold. Enjoy. https://t.co/Sj5jnQfR5q @FriendlyBoat Why can’t they love each other @danielfford Yeah for sureThe year in one tweet. https://t.co/zYinTFFBxiRewatching The Leftovers feels like the correct 2020 energy https://t.co/dkPTRRPqEU
7/18
2020
@alexis_krieg Legit trying to understand why this is a diss
7/16
2020
@JoshMalina NOOOOOO 🤮
7/15
2020
What the fuck every day. What. The. Fuck. https://t.co/lGEXdZeRtV @sarahdellorto Pumpkin bread CAN be for all season. Sick of this “Pumpkin is only for fall” nonsense. @lizzieohreally NUNCHUCK BEAR, THIS IS NOT A DRILL https://t.co/EgbCpkQnOp
Retweeted by Zach McNees @FriendlyBoat https://t.co/ALR09OCzQA @sarahdellorto I said what I said. 🤭Pumpkin bread > banana bread. There, I said it.
7/14
2020
🥂 https://t.co/lytbiP0WfQ
7/12
2020
I woke up with a small, specific sadness: I miss being on a trip with family or friends and waking up to the murmur… https://t.co/t4ToyhQZJF
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7/11
2020
@UncleOok Oh god I just watched, it that’s greatI wonder what the age threshold is for getting this jokeHang on lemme get my milk 🥛 https://t.co/0b212okwlz.@CiaoSamin and I are back with a new episode of Home Cooking! @samsanders tells us about how frittatas have gotten… https://t.co/Hp2Og5vrSy
Retweeted by Zach McNeesI love those moments when I’m so behind a trend, I end up being ahead of it https://t.co/1aVZ2cyGt5
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7/10
2020
Allow me to entertain you with thread: A few days ago, there was a twitter storm about the worst places in NYC. Man… https://t.co/eSTBuO476O
Retweeted by Zach McNeesLook, I still have a bag in my closet with cables such as FireWire 400, and VGA to mini display adapters and I’m go… https://t.co/DnHGAw9LRo @VanessaSelbst The best solution is to ignore him and stop tweeting about it.Honestly, has Clarence Thomas ever not been in the dissenting opinion on any SCOTUS case? @PlayoffsCanes20 Not yet
7/9
2020
@Matt_Matros Will you get able to unblock your cards on a delay at some point?actually incredibly fucked up how the country closed gyms for like 4 months and then when we were all significantly… https://t.co/9y4vFY2URX
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7/7
2020

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