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Senior Web Editor at Bourne Leisure, Cake decorator at Cakes by ZoZo, Fiancée to Matt & Mummy to Leo 💙

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Joined Twitter 1/31/09


Thought he was a fan of Mindhunter. Turns out he wasn't - just needed a nap. https://t.co/uX5vhMoHxb @Aisleyne1 Me I think. My mum & I gave a joint policy with Admiral & because it's in my name & account I pay & we n… https://t.co/p4RF79v493Someone just told my mum that an 11 month old baby in a pram has been taken from town - this is one of my biggest f… https://t.co/jVViS0HNDoWhen something is listed as 'good used condition' is that the same as 'well worn'? Or is it good condition despite it being used?I can't decide on whether I'd prefer to have an extra long spoon right now so I could eat my food OR extra long arm… https://t.co/lcUqPTyK2G
9/18
2019
How absolutely heartbreaking 💔 no one deserves to have to go through something like this. They did what any normal… https://t.co/2p3gyD1Y8A
9/17
2019
Lol did anyone else get slapped by their parents as they ran up the stairs when they were little? You'd be so shock… https://t.co/KARbf1RfYs @MaddieALWatts Thank you! Honestly Maddie it's ridiculous - the out of hours Dr said 'babies are designed to be bro… https://t.co/ilA0P5UhbmCrazy how much this cabbage patch kid looks like Heather from EastEnders. https://t.co/qYqmwL82YaAlways good to get a second opinion. Pretty much got fobbed off by the out of hours Dr saying Leo's rash was nothin… https://t.co/Mo41BX6xoX
9/16
2019
@Emma_Haughian Matt was waiting for them to collect an Amazon package from us. They haven't collected it so Amazon… https://t.co/3VYVwQwcqb
9/15
2019
The other day, I looked out the front & lying on my doorstep was a bunch of lavender. I said don't move it, if gyps… https://t.co/4gPGNNoQvI @pisces____aye @Rylan My thoughts exactly, I guarantee they'd never say those words to his face though. What on ear… https://t.co/RkG1rH1AkQMum said to me I must love having a baby that I can dress up all the time. True. But honestly, I struggle so much e… https://t.co/74ZQJHpomBI'm actually looking forward to us having a cold winter based on the amount of blankets we got as presents lol https://t.co/46K92WOM0I
9/13
2019
Omg this is outrageous, what a horrible man. I remember my Dad telling me my Grandma got mugged a few times in her… https://t.co/6iAiGiPrMj @Martin70R That last numbers round was really easy I thought Stuart would redeem himself but no 🙈 think… https://t.co/NdtxYyRbhWStuart has had a mare #countdown https://t.co/WiPd0esdWN @sophpenbers Doesn't seem right for me to like this. Truly devastating. I'm always here if you need to chat on here… https://t.co/8VZ1rT5CggPrince Harry went to Lealands High School today and I had every intention of driving over there to see if I could c… https://t.co/pIFb89XaHk
9/12
2019
Found the best jumper in H&M but gutted it only goes up to age 10 😔 I’d wear this all the time while I was around… https://t.co/ecVBUR5vIl
9/11
2019
I absolutely love this 🥰 how gorgeous are these two little boys. https://t.co/AnrZDRfbUpDoes anyone else absolutely hate pink & red together? I don't like this outfit combination at all on @thismorning 😐 https://t.co/kT6t0O4zhO
9/10
2019
Just switched on #undercovertwins - Adam...lol 😂 He's a social media influencer - this means he influences people o… https://t.co/BIoT12msCY
9/9
2019
Celebrating his 1 month anniversary of being our baby in these lovely @Matalan onesies 💙 https://t.co/BqnD0MxZThMum bought this Taggies swing second hand for £3. Honestly it's so good! Popped him in it & he fell asleep within m… https://t.co/gFIuFh9Ezt
9/8
2019
Had my little baby a whole month ago today. To celebrate, we let him go to his first party dressed as a Ninja Turtl… https://t.co/aTCu9vRpNHI think I need to see a dentist. I keep gritting my teeth because Leo is so cute and I swear my teeth are going to go out of alignment soon.
9/7
2019
Sometimes I'm not paying attention to Leo when he's on the boob & I look over & realise he's got his hand in the wa… https://t.co/7Pgppoi3txDoes anyone else’s baby act really blind sometimes? Mine goes on the boob, closes his eyes, slips off it for like 2… https://t.co/hHe8uFCxoR
9/6
2019
My little one saw all the other children wearing their new school uniforms this week. Leo is too small for school b… https://t.co/UhXPJ5uBcc
9/5
2019
Does anyone still wear a ring watch? https://t.co/1dNBpBzhEF @bryncurran I’ve now seen a few weight ads too lol, clearly think they’re all just fatties sitting on their bumsDo any other parents think their new child smells like a jacket potato? I mentioned it earlier to my friend & she s… https://t.co/TLFdPtgrIKSince being on mat leave, I’ve noticed a lot of ads about funeral plans...what’s the demographic for these? Do they… https://t.co/UxJgVyqhjx
9/4
2019
Introduced my dog to my new baby today. She is actually smiling 😃 https://t.co/seB8Iggqsw @gregjames When I was 12 my best mate came over for the first time and my dad started running a bath. After a few m… https://t.co/DyeusQ9rvw
Retweeted by Zoe JacksonUsed the lovely letters from @JoJoMamanBebe in Leo’s photo shoot the other day 💙 https://t.co/hXlhLxooQV#newmum #toptiptuesday Learnt this one yesterday from a friend of mine. Pop the baby on you & gently tap their bum… https://t.co/79p4NjSBjV @marksandspencer Oh no what a shame. What is the closest thing to them? She said they’re not like Percy Pigs. You d… https://t.co/tayVZV7uwR
9/3
2019
Someone I know from America asked if I could send over Rosey Noses. Do you still sell these @marksandspencer?I wish WhatsApp had something next to each chat to say who is awake. Would save me time going through each person t… https://t.co/EISx2RKSrUSome people are so generous! How lovely is this. One day, hopefully we can go over to Florida to say thank you in p… https://t.co/1YDb83W89p
9/2
2019
I challenge someone to find a scarier looking doll lol https://t.co/tmsmg1OGxBSunday = Son Day https://t.co/u6fpImgBqZ
9/1
2019
First shopping trip to @asda completed without a crying baby 👏🏻 The trick is to drive around the block for a little… https://t.co/QoGLwqw3qGHands up who didn’t get any sleep last night 🙌🏻 (one for me, one for Leo) 😴 Don’t mind me, I shall be walking round… https://t.co/sV8Yqh5UjE
8/31
2019
Oh maybe it’s me who’s making Leo constantly fart 🤔 https://t.co/bU7RTinyyrOur child keeps breaking wind in his cot at the end of our bed. He sounds like Harry when he’s on the toilet in Dum… https://t.co/nM2Gds2nsw @Emma_Haughian Terrible isn’t it. You just don’t know what’s going to happen when you go out anymore xOmg what is this world coming to?? You would never expect someone to do this 😔 Poor little boy & his family. You al… https://t.co/53i5Eci6HECrazy how an article like this can be posted & you’ve got reactions like anger & sadness yet at the same time, peop… https://t.co/HTdpzzKJ3VHad a dream Leo met my Nan & Grandma the other night & just woke up from a dream that he met Grandad too 💙
8/30
2019
@KishanGohil88 I did get in touch with them & they’ve referred me to their insurance company so hopefully something can be doneSo tired but at least I’m up & ready for whatever Thursday throws at me 👏🏻 https://t.co/V04m2q2oglIt makes me so sad when you see a celeb who you used to think was so beautiful but then you see them spend so much… https://t.co/fvUpLcCHRi
8/29
2019
I just got Leo to suck on a dummy 👏🏻 go me! I didn’t want him to use one at all & especially not this early on, but… https://t.co/dZhidXDR8l @OffspringSaving Hope so! 3 weeks old today 😊 earlier on he was trying to let out wind but it wasn’t wind, he’d fol… https://t.co/nQIUivaL0xHow does anyone get anything done when they’re breastfeeding? 😔Things I have learnt so far: • Muslins used to wipe away breast milk absolutely stink 🤭 • My child doesn’t really… https://t.co/cKRq48sYn0
8/28
2019
Just put Leo in his crib & I thought I felt a cobweb on me. Went out the room, came back & there was a chunky spide… https://t.co/kwJWMWEdWaGosh that really annoys me. My Mum came round to keep me company as it’s Matt’s first day back after paternity leav… https://t.co/JDp0E6i7KO
8/27
2019
I’m out shopping & two different people poked their heads in to have a look at Leo in his pushchair & poked their f… https://t.co/rGgxSwl03X
8/24
2019
Ever taken your newborn on a photo shoot? Today we went on one my mum & sister bought us...it didn’t go too well. S… https://t.co/37HcmxbEklIs there such thing as a baby farting competition? Because I think my 2 week old child would definitely win. 💨
8/23
2019
People who sell things on FB marketplace are a joke. You say you want something & they say it’s still available, 2… https://t.co/ul3PBcAdTfOh sweet, next door’s child is playing the recorder 🙉 @rach_hopper @OTOOLE66 @tiffstevenson This is definitely my Auntie lol. Then you get to the end of the story & thin… https://t.co/TfouNekoonCHATNAV - new service where your mum gives directions with bits of info you didn’t request ‘Turn right at Marks &… https://t.co/5tyxIFcQlU
Retweeted by Zoe Jackson @MoniqueFoyle Great idea. You can borrow them from there too? I didn’t realise that x
8/21
2019
What baby carrier did/does everyone use for their newborns? I tried out the Caboo one earlier on. Not sure I could… https://t.co/wmUEAl2bFV
8/20
2019
@wchannel @MummySmiler @EmmaWillis Absolute superstars. Aw and thanks, tricky naming a boy but in the end we went w… https://t.co/HqWICu29dD @wchannel @MummySmiler @EmmaWillis My little one is called Leo 😊 I found the first series gave me a bit more confid… https://t.co/846F5AAlnv @MummySmiler @wchannel @EmmaWillis Well that’s what I thought...I delivered the placenta & lost 2 litres of blood.… https://t.co/yWdTCEgrO7Ok so this happened today... Leo modelled for the first time. 10 days old 🙊 it was in return for some cute photos o… https://t.co/C5MMmtAY3j @MummySmiler @wchannel @EmmaWillis I had a home birth with my first baby just 10 days ago. I’d definitely recommend… https://t.co/epdBbicy12Yay, today little Leo got discharged. In 10 days he’s now back up to his birth weight 👏🏻 So pleased he’s feeding we… https://t.co/lCm0hoLVu3
8/19
2019
My baby keeps doing this sort of creep face. Looks up at me & randomly smiles. I thought it was cute at first but i… https://t.co/eHjGxjULX6
8/16
2019
What a headline. You’d think that if this was you, you’d make sure it wasn’t even aired on TV. So disgusting. https://t.co/Po2f4jXaKl
8/15
2019
Yay. My little Leo’s weight was down 8.4% since birth the other day at his weigh in...2 days later, got reweighed &… https://t.co/OsnmxuLyqj
8/14
2019
Can you do a return or part ex on your child? He’s really cute & all but just pooped over me. This time last week I… https://t.co/4LI0KxR8dtSo strange that throughout pregnancy you have a name in mind, then you meet your baby & it doesn’t even suit him.… https://t.co/xTqYxtTbi2
8/13
2019
Why don’t people prepare you for the heel prick test?? 😢 Poor little thing had loads of blood squeezed from his fo… https://t.co/IPx1foecHe @MaddieALWatts @mrjakehumphrey @bournemouthuni What was it you were aiming to do after finishing the course? I stil… https://t.co/XOwII0hYin @MaddieALWatts @mrjakehumphrey @bournemouthuni Do you still have Maddie on your records to be able to send her her… https://t.co/nMlXqJtYry @LandDHospital Thanks so much. Couldn’t fault any of the treatment I’d received. I was really hoping that having a… https://t.co/sL4Xr53YZE
8/12
2019
Crazy how you can go through child birth, blood transfusions, multiple blood tests...but when the hospital give you… https://t.co/ZoGxx6muHC @MaddieALWatts Well I didn’t really even get to finish getting ready or eat my breakfast before my Dad popped round… https://t.co/rHeBIF4xmbJust make sure people don’t outstay their welcome & they just visit for an hour or so. Don’t have too many visitors… https://t.co/YMDHvoBcab😂 https://t.co/H0cIp6lb5C
8/11
2019
I think we made a good’un 💙 Definitely wouldn’t want to return this one. https://t.co/5QNoOCl8hH
8/10
2019
Finally home after giving birth to the most gorgeous little boy on 7-8-19. What started as a successful home birth… https://t.co/msPc5072q9
8/9
2019
Haha that’s a great birthing song to listen to... ‘Still alive but I’m barely breathing’ ‘I’m falling to pieces’This baby has lots of clothes already. But there’s a whole bunch that are newborn & first born & I guarantee I give… https://t.co/4mhnSk27cz @MetroUK The plane didn’t take off with this person sitting in it. It was just temporary and this other person saw… https://t.co/R8LpnCcPjcPlease share - Victoria is still missing https://t.co/a8cQWoR2ik
Retweeted by Zoe JacksonHopefully her real name isn’t ‘Alison’ otherwise she’s blown her cover. Calls her Amanda at first then changes her… https://t.co/05hNPH3WQzSo I’m off on maternity but I just never know whether to get ready or not in case the postcode lottery people come… https://t.co/1doS9kvOMtWhen we were younger, Mum took mine & my sister’s £60 Xmas money to keep safe. She bought us a Yamaha keyboard with… https://t.co/cr6ef457rQ
8/6
2019
1 week until my due date 🙊 Almost time to be evicted from my tummy little man 💙
8/5
2019

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