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Senior Web Editor for Haven, Cake decorator & founder of Cakes by ZoZo, Fiancée to Matt & Mummy to Leo 💙

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Joined Twitter 1/31/09


I'm convinced we had to learn about this riddle to make it possible to be a parent with a tiny baby in situations l… https://t.co/ljKSIwksc3
2/17
2020
#StormDennis brought about everyone's funny side I see 🙊 this shed was gifted to this guy 😂 https://t.co/kHr5PTNL8ZWhile everyone is tweeting about being kind, we were in @love_prezzo earlier & a little girl came up to us & her Mu… https://t.co/93KG9lKMd3 @HollyGShore @NicolaRoberts Absolutely! I think the great thing was, I knew it was her from the 2nd show as I think… https://t.co/Gq53Qr2eVc @CafeRougeTweet @buyagift You're very welcome 😊 it didn't disappoint 👍🏼Had a lovely afternoon tea at @CafeRougeTweet today. I bought these as gifts for people for Xmas from @buyagift & I… https://t.co/4JCHMTidQVJust chilling in his duck bath from @Munchkin_Inc https://t.co/ICYsIg6wGw
2/16
2020
Comments like this are how tragedies are made. https://t.co/J1MM2HbUoICrazy how I was so excited about having an article published about me the other day, yet in light of how the media… https://t.co/z9kargRTbdI wish it was possible to fake a death but to be whisked away to a little island where no one could hurt you ever a… https://t.co/ZHCdQEB1doNever mind breaking news, actually breaks my heart to see this 😭 https://t.co/k2vlMOt5A6Look who is excited to look the same as their Mumma! https://t.co/Xh5UN9NlMe
2/15
2020
#HappyValentinesDay2020 https://t.co/EKsNujaDrb
2/14
2020
I'm confused. When & where would you wear something like this? https://t.co/JpwXOWqSPNIncredible what a hoover, a squeegee & a pet brush can achieve...we moved the bed to paint the wall & my God I can'… https://t.co/nXtlU2Od6Z @MoneySavingExp I can't stand seeing people post up that they've bought loads of reduced bits 'and I am giving them… https://t.co/UTYCid2SNN
2/13
2020
I can't see straight...the fame has rushed to my head 🤪 This is how @mrshinchhome must feel everyday lol.… https://t.co/xsP9aeIxEXWhat my child would look like with dark hair & a massive forehead 😂 https://t.co/9FEfV0cHXz
2/12
2020
Bless you my child... https://t.co/Eh6iKRgeR0 @Poundland I'm thinking no sleep lol, don't think I've slept properly since we had our little boy. That and also go… https://t.co/q5BdO7YCVhBless Pauline's search for her purse on @thismorning so pleased they won £1000. What a lovely thing for the show to… https://t.co/pCrGjk6icw
2/11
2020
Who wants to #win a £50 HB voucher? All you need to do is Retweet & Follow to Enter! 💕 One lucky winner will be ann… https://t.co/AfmFUdX4EZ
Retweeted by Zoe Jackson @Tesco At uni, I was single and my housemate's BF was back home so we spent it together. We went shopping the day b… https://t.co/AjCKWZynZfCrazy how you can add yourself to groups on FB and instantly your whole feed changes. I'm now liking before and aft… https://t.co/NXLS1JnyOFToday I got ID'd again. This time it was in @Poundland for a scratch card. You have to be 16 to buy one. I'm 31. Ho… https://t.co/1Cl7pRIylDDescribe your perfect date...I'd have to say April 25th 😂 https://t.co/NflnUcCxE0
2/10
2020
Today I made apple and pear purée - we're weaning at the moment so I'm just trying Leo on different foods. If he do… https://t.co/mEjynAADbMI know a lot of people have lost things during #StormCiara, but has anyone gained anything exciting?Assuming we need this green box outside our house for broadband? Whatever it's for, @NorthHertsDC it's fallen down… https://t.co/8ZiNYFdhUyWhen you keep an eye on the garden during the storm, secretly hoping that if a fence does fall down it's the one th… https://t.co/bA3WagFsLx
2/9
2020
Sorry but what on earth is this? It's like she's got spiders on her eyes or something. https://t.co/40nHpKllJTThis little person has slept in my bed for maybe over a month or so. Decided he didn't like the crib anymore. Last… https://t.co/tEbAqBxlqV6 months of development! Should've taken the 6th month sitting up really since he can do that now. https://t.co/fw1GTc1UFy
2/8
2020
@TinyPopTV Hi, I couldn't help but notice that there were lots of spelling errors in the book featured in the progr… https://t.co/0KPj6abYUrWell done @Schofe such a massive day for you. And such a special moment that @hollywills could do the first intervi… https://t.co/PH1gxSx4Ti6 months old today! https://t.co/UVakLMemWgAre you looking for a new car? My 63 plate Vauxhall Corsa Sport is for sale. 73.5k miles on the clock, new MOT unti… https://t.co/XcMnp6Jh63Oh dear. Thanks to having paper thin walls, I can hear that the kid next door isn't even dressed yet and they have… https://t.co/jQLxsMSrWl
2/7
2020
Oh no, I thought I was watching it on catch up! Was so ready to just fast forward through the ad break. Oh Nas 😔 le… https://t.co/dgwBE1nkGVBit of a Friend's 'Ross & Russ' situation with Jess choosing Ched after being with Mike lol
2/6
2020
Here's looking at you, kid https://t.co/0ju8HWD0aXMum's nose makes a good teether apparently https://t.co/3Ya7YyzYEC
2/2
2020
Bought a new @MAMBABYUK bottle. Leo hasn't taken the bottle at all really in 5.5 months...last night he actually di… https://t.co/J9DYmb8267
1/31
2020
Today I ran over a robin. Of ALL the birds to run over, I ran over the most beautiful, meaningful little bird. I c… https://t.co/OoI0SMZCdSInsane really how I'd buy loads more things if there was free delivery. I think nothing about driving all the way t… https://t.co/UIJzKCnwTV
1/30
2020
I watched #bbcpanorama earlier on catch up about smart motorways. I honestly had no idea how dangerous they were. P… https://t.co/sU5s98hiq6 @bryncurran Did you read it out loud? I was round my Mum's earlier & she was getting dessert & I said do you have a… https://t.co/S9pCEbVscv
1/29
2020
#HolocaustMemorialDay is also the day my Grandma died. Of course, this was many years later but it's always so sad… https://t.co/FP2QoYC0ssWhat a weird programme. You try & get all these people together on #LoveIsIand, then split them up.Bought a knife set in @asda. Got ID'd. 'How old do you have to be?' I asked. '25' she replied. OK, yes I may look y… https://t.co/D7yauDCfFDWhy can only pretty girls wear a middle parting?! I try and I look like I've got curtains and should be in Hanson.… https://t.co/LbVZ8J91CTThe new guy going into #LoveIsland tonight looks a bit like Joe from You - maybe like the nose/mouth bit https://t.co/sBtwVf16mr
1/27
2020
So it looks like I've been replaced...maybe I'll go sleep in the cot https://t.co/AVGuPd5RBN @Louise_Rogers07 @tasteofliberty @loosewomen My letter came through 👍🏼 although you can tell why a lot of people pr… https://t.co/0lAhKjTa7XSaw that #childbenefit went up yesterday. Anyone got any tips on what to spend our extra 35p a week on? https://t.co/lasMoGouoZ @johnmoe When we were little we used to say 'what's your name? How old are you? What are your mum & dad called?' An… https://t.co/CKBD3DUJjG
1/26
2020
These Friends t-shirts are wicked, and only £8.99 #friends https://t.co/e5sJ8m0ElR https://t.co/1U6xUJUaKw
1/25
2020
@clo_hillyard Well the notice is a month & he got told to go home today but will he paid until the end of Feb, so i… https://t.co/vxvYmEl8YI @Duffy9057 3 years front end as a junior dev. Thanks Vikki, much appreciated x @sophpenbers Thanks Soph xI made some cake toppers for #ValentinesDay but with a bit of text, they might look pretty good as greeting cards,… https://t.co/0I4urS018BToday was Matt's final day at work. Did he know yesterday? No. Today he was told because the company he works for w… https://t.co/YcYiAKg5dw @realaled Aw what a beautiful dog, so sorry for your loss.xTrying to get Ricky Gervais to follow him so continually calls him 'Pedo' - doesn't even spell the word correctly l… https://t.co/ZGMpIm1HFR
1/24
2020
I've done this a few times, this is pretty terrifying though. The pain that person must go through as well. I can… https://t.co/QViPoxRACmOh the mother is excited lol. So she saw you had an event on Apr 23 @alanfletcher...so my sister bought tickets yes… https://t.co/eYA0x2T44o @Imogen_Thomas have you been compared to Rebecca from #loveisland yet? Definitely a few similarities anyway. https://t.co/bsXdtuLZ59When you have a nice hat & someone mentions it & you feel nice https://t.co/I6JvSXcMlYIn other news though, I can certainly breathe better this morning. I used a Calpol plug in that I bought from… https://t.co/STZFzMuIyI @Louise_Rogers07 @tasteofliberty @loosewomen Oh good to know, so it'll be 6 months next month so maybe I'll wait un… https://t.co/OgrHbogLBp
1/23
2020
Please tell me there are others out there who can't possibly do a 'tap to tidy' because you start cleaning, procras… https://t.co/nphEpgQBHrGot myself a nice little bargain the other day. £3 I paid for a personalised Xylophone on eBay for Leo. New, this w… https://t.co/fC35R8I3ur @tasteofliberty @loosewomen That's what I thought, perfect, thanks for that I'll do that this week as I was sure I… https://t.co/muio8R9LXYWatching @loosewomen & they're talking about smear tests. I'm sure I'm due mine soon. I asked if I'd missed one whi… https://t.co/drORhdtE4Z @O2music @O2 @edsheeran @the1975 @florencemachine We went to see @JamesBayMusic at @CambridgeCornEx & he brought… https://t.co/Da163nw521Saw that @jacquelineMjos had posted her photo of her daughter's waterbirth and 24 weeks ago today this was mine. Ou… https://t.co/7wUx92tRPJHad a bad dream. About to go into an exam. Someone asked someone to remind them of the codes. They were airline cod… https://t.co/L8U58m9Mkd
1/22
2020
Omg this guy on #dinnerdate is really bugging me. It's HIS choice of the menus. He's criticised each one. Said abou… https://t.co/lxNSRrKjeNThe guy on #dinnerdate doesn't even drink any of the wine... https://t.co/yvKaJvFnVp
1/21
2020
Who's having a great day? He certainly is! https://t.co/1SpXqHGs4dIt's #BlueMonday? Oh sorry, he thought you said Poo Monday https://t.co/NfGEIxPnyd
1/20
2020
At the quiz last night, one question was how old will @goldiehawn be in November. 75! I mean that's insane. I remem… https://t.co/pskW5PY1zbIsn't it funny who your child dislikes & for no real reason either. You'd think Leo might actually like Mark as in… https://t.co/eCfH1Hedsa
1/19
2020
Mum just messaged me. She's observant like I am when it comes to editing glitches. She was wearing different earrin… https://t.co/xDQEVab9jwSorry but who are 'Faces by BAE'? They're making people's faces look terrible. I saw their ad & then found a Snapch… https://t.co/wrvv0wvqSNThis morning, I went to collect something off someone. 40 mins we waited in the car but she didn't show up, we got… https://t.co/RR8Hme5QPt
1/17
2020
Please tell me I'm not the only one this happens to. I wouldn't even be surprised if the people I sometimes send th… https://t.co/yIC8ikDCHa
1/16
2020
Imagine if Ollie's announcement was 'Guys, I've got something to tell you all. I'm leaving. It's just too hot for m… https://t.co/75HhZdMWRUCan we get to know the people on the #LoveIsland @JustEatUK advert? I feel like they'd be more interesting than the… https://t.co/uReetxX6g6Took this little one for a walk earlier. Not gunna lie, the sunglasses just make his outfit. https://t.co/NMja5U8h2f @romankemp My mum tried to free up space on her laptop the other day so she went through all the pages she likes on… https://t.co/GNKoofwMJW @romankemp My mum doesn't know how to say Pinterest. I remind her you pin things you're interested in. She continues to call it PinderquestErmm...I think I just heard the neighbours doing it. The kids would be at school by now so I'm guessing they took t… https://t.co/SsuAa1UaEh
1/15
2020
I hope someone nice comes in for Nas on #LoveIslandYou've probably got better footage, but this is your goal on Sunday @MylesRakSu https://t.co/5UGb4QK0sW
1/14
2020
@clo_hillyard Better to be a hermit than have fake friendships. Where are you working now? Do you have lots of work… https://t.co/nzlqthgZ5xYou know what would be a good drinking game...drink everytime the twins say 'like' in #LoveIsland
1/13
2020
Took Leo to his 1st football match today to see Daddy play. He stayed awake the whole time until we met up at the e… https://t.co/Um21kzl2Rx
1/12
2020
So she releases a vagina-scented candle but I guarantee if someone created & sold one that smelt like a penis, they… https://t.co/8WYuZvOROsMy phone listens to me all the time. I don't even have to say OK Google or Hey Siri or whatever anyone else ever sa… https://t.co/gMkFHFod9Z
1/11
2020

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