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Comedy writer (HIGNFY, Mock The Week, Now Show, News Quiz), TV AP/ script editor (Hypothetical), escape room for a ghost 💕 co-creator @Seance_Cast 💕 she/her

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Joined Twitter 2/22/14


@CharlieDinkin @jacklewisevans The most chilling indictment of this movie is that the Vatican’s most famous head exorcist loved it 💁‍♀️ @CharlieDinkin The original hellraiser was subject to some interesting cuts for obscenity - the Wikipedia page has good info
5/9
2021
another excruciating day on seagulls and cruelty island
5/7
2021
@MattHighton @lartymcparty Argh there’s a bit of red eye on this can you fix it?? @lartymcparty shit you’re rightAsked my boyfriend to take a professional picture of me for my company’s website and I’m not kidding these were the… https://t.co/FIzwLTGLsO
5/6
2021
@SaimaFerdows Great news, well deserved ❤️
4/30
2021
@bea_ker Thanks I like to ensure I feel enormous shame whenever I exercise
4/29
2021
did not realise you could see my reflection in this. and yes, I go running in a shiny purple tracksuit I bought for… https://t.co/7Fqefx3hE2just saw a poster for the new Charlie Kaufman film https://t.co/77RwoEjGa7
4/28
2021
let's be reasonable about the prime minister's conduct. who among us can honestly say that - in the heat of the mom… https://t.co/Zd0y52NgXU
4/27
2021
*shaking mum awake at 3am* I had the nightmare about the dinner party again https://t.co/udYiUwJFYe
4/25
2021
#Hypothetical https://t.co/ZzYkbRohI3
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4/23
2021
Loved this, more please! https://t.co/6Z6rp2SnsJ
4/21
2021
Recently downloaded depop and as far as I can tell it’s a kind of exclusive networking event for girls who bullied me at school
4/20
2021
Good, that. https://t.co/pjzEi5yXd8
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4/15
2021
@Luber_Facts @SallyAnneComedy @BigDirtyFry @sikisacomedy @TwiceBriceBrice @fast_thick @benpartridge @sukhojlahttps://t.co/dnJBg2vXiw
4/14
2021
@jenivescomedian sending love Jen, so sorry to hear this xpolice enter third gruelling day of search inside world's biggest top hat https://t.co/6xYWo8ABdo
4/13
2021
chuffed to see our nasty little pod @Seance_Cast very much MENTIONED in the Guardian 🥰 https://t.co/VI6SOmkM7l
4/12
2021
@rhiannoneshaw I could really use thisjust pre-empting the hilarious "what if I kiss it somewhere else" replies. that's not respectful and the police wil… https://t.co/5Tt1QG6VCeat 5pm a holographic prince philip will be beamed directly into your house. if you do not kiss it on the mouth, the… https://t.co/hSuGJaEFuC @ComedyClub4Kids Disguising yourself as a comedy club for kids is classic count Olaf behaviourGetting vaccinated does NOT mean you and your villainous associates can adopt a variety of disguises and attempt to… https://t.co/kN1EAEvW8e
4/11
2021
Can’t talk, busy doing hot girl shit (making Adam Curtis’s house on animal crossing)
4/10
2021
saw prince philip trending and worried he'd come back to life
4/9
2021
every night compassionate construction workers patrol the world's roads, placing a single traffic cone over each sp… https://t.co/17Re26InU9Here I am being interviewed like a proper writer, by the lovely @Angel_Devil982 . Enjoy! https://t.co/WpzKcQTWMG
Retweeted by Zoë Tomalinproud to announce I made the Forbes 30 under 30 blankets in bed all day list
4/8
2021
@JozNorris @johnsfurcoat So relieved to see this tweet. I though I dreamed this showLots of thoughts on the NICE guidelines (not feeling articulate as I’m on strong pain killers because of my period!… https://t.co/zgkZkwqLss
Retweeted by Zoë TomalinLovely mention for SeanceCast on Podcast Radio Hour this week from audio royalty Ella Watts 📻 💕 https://t.co/cCeWSI8Buv
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4/7
2021
Scented candles transport us out of everyday stresses and into our deepest collective fantasy: committing arson in a branch of Lush @MangleJRodan also the plot of 'Stalker' (1979)
4/6
2021
The REAL AWARDS are the @GejWatts saying nice things about your show along the way 😭😍🙏 https://t.co/8zZQZiyeYk
Retweeted by Zoë Tomalin @CharlieDinkin @GejWatts This is the TRUTH 😭 @Natt never heard this before, thank you for bringing it into my life
4/4
2021
Men only want one thing and it’s for me to stop saying “this is the music from John Carpenter’s The Fog” during Adam Curtis films
4/3
2021
@pierrenovellie bahahaha
4/2
2021
what can i say. im a guys guy. guys want to know me, girls have their own interests and that's o.k. im down with gu… https://t.co/qwNEHZND9l
Retweeted by Zoë Tomalin @kathleenemward Creep
4/1
2021
@EleanorMorton I just want to stay alive long enough to make my final draft licence worth the money (200 years)For a little bit of fun on #TransDayOfVisibility, can you find the visible trans person in this photo of my office? https://t.co/BIRAMsAObN
Retweeted by Zoë Tomalinwriting competitions I am begging you, please stop asking me about my aspirations, my plans, my dreams. It is 2021.… https://t.co/GF7H9wQslQLast one tonight. It’s been nice to see them go out and get a positive response, particularly given how hard everyo… https://t.co/iz9QyuZ42R
Retweeted by Zoë Tomalin @concannon Try stitching it up with some strawberry laces
3/31
2021
The sun’s light travels 93 million miles to reach us, only to be outsmarted by curtains
Retweeted by Zoë Tomalin @ThePoke @MrMichaelSpicer @MatGost @imteddybless @TiernanDouieb @TomScanlon @thewritertype @IamHappyToast @AniaMagshttps://t.co/FuEoqn4jD9
3/30
2021
@beckyw_____r Becky these have birds inside too 💖thinking about changing my brand to be tolerable for othersreally disappointed to discover that each creme egg contains a fully developed chick that screams when you bite into it
3/29
2021
@EddieRobson 😍*cutting open the gender reveal cake to find it is full of writhing pink worms* it's a horrible girl!Love it when the supermarket tells you when you can go in with a little traffic light. Makes me feel like I’m a big… https://t.co/UUcCNTlFbEGood morning 🦑 I'm so excited to relaunch #GreatGaysOfThePast on Patreon next week! This series is my monthly love… https://t.co/yxPZIApuAM
Retweeted by Zoë Tomalin @EleanorMorton @SoozUK Oh here she is. We called and she came @SoozUK At least I didn’t pronounce Dalry as “sex” I guess @SoozUK Please put a content warning on your Dalry tweets in future. Many of us have been affected by the issue @SoozUK Sooz!! On my first day of school in Scotland I did this answering a question about local train stations in… https://t.co/LchrOTGDtG
3/27
2021
@GejWatts @Seance_Cast You’re an ANGELif girls take the hair ties off their wrists their hands become totally unmanageable and constantly get in their eyes @hannahtheplatt yes please, especially if it is later revealed I'm actually a figment of his genius mind with no agency of my own?? @concannon i will NEVER forgive them @scarierbhandles It is, at least, a “true likeness”Tried to take an ID photo using a piece of printer paper to soften the flash and... I would like to submit my entry… https://t.co/gHSMe9uRqj
3/26
2021
Battlestar Galactica doesn’t get enough kudos for putting spoilers in the opening credits of every episode, extremely chaotic energyHello! I am looking for a trans actress in their 20s/30s for a comedy sketch, filming in London week after next. DM… https://t.co/JlGjIe4DeP
Retweeted by Zoë Tomalin @EdStern ahahah! amazing*being cremated* [sizzling sounds] Everyone at my funeral: My bf: *sigh* she insisted on being put in on a fajita pan
3/25
2021
@WithnailGeorgeN Wow this has really made me nostalgic for when I could have a haircut @EleanorMorton some manner of delightful @AltComMemSoc thingback when I was allowed to show them off in public https://t.co/nIVIF6HDCrIt will surprise everyone who knows me to learn that, while I do work on this show, this segment was nothing to do… https://t.co/5mvq5PrvP9It isn't Bandcamp Friday but it is I'm Broke Wednesday if anyone feels like buying old comedy albums from me "Blea… https://t.co/pg056j4jf4
Retweeted by Zoë Tomalinhere's a sentence that's never been said before: this tweet has just been found by The Terror AO3 communityComedians @CharlieDinkin and @ZoeTomalin created their comedy-horror podcast @Seance_Cast last year, featuring sket… https://t.co/PEKWA5qxQ7
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3/24
2021
@hurricane_ros happy birthday! x @SaimaFerdows ❤️
3/23
2021
@HelenSimmons8 brilliant brilliant!! 😍 @petermcgladdery I’d argue that this is a more acceptable look @AltComMemSoc no other kind. If you don't mean business, you're not a wraithglad I found this because I've been searching for a blazer that makes me look like a cursed wraith who is disintegr… https://t.co/QE10HPbvPII don't moisturise because if someone does try to taxidermise me, I believe they should have a hard time
3/22
2021
@Robbotron It would have been less disturbing to ice an actual cat @jenivescomedian Pick up my little potato face off the ground and put it back onRib ”cage” makes it sound negative, but you know what? I’m glad my organs can’t get out
3/21
2021
Why does Fay talk like a Victorian paedophile https://t.co/k1qQRYT37N
Retweeted by Zoë Tomalinphew, just finished the census (not sure why it was in my spam folder). hard to get foot pics from all the angles t… https://t.co/KKef7kjTaGthe British people only care about two things: our lord & saviour Foreign Holidays and big plates of delicious boot
3/20
2021
@HelenBaBauer @sallyephillips @UKTVPlay @DaveTVChannel outstanding workThe Terror is a tragic tale about what happens when men won't use chapstick because they find it emasculating
3/19
2021
Just want to be in a bar nodding intently as a cute boy shouts an incorrect explanation of the subprime mortgage cr… https://t.co/ZKeRwYlVWk
3/15
2021
@alexkealy imagining an Uzumaki where everyone just turns into a snail and chills the hell out
3/13
2021
EVERYBODY! bless your timeline by (re)following the OUTSTANDING comedian @kemahbob_ today, her old twitter was hack… https://t.co/G2kp1oJYdB
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3/12
2021
@AmyCMason this look 😍
3/11
2021
@julings consider this in my diary as soon as I am free @CharlieDinkin I was thinking something really visual like this would be good, please reply to my emails
3/10
2021
woke up at 3am feeling sick and jotted down this idea which, when I read it this morning, made me feel worse https://t.co/MlvucpuRVoin reference to today's Discourse, which I promised myself I would not participate in ☺️
3/9
2021

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