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Nick Horowitz @ztiworoh Alexandria, VA

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Joined Twitter 1/28/07


police are showing out everywhere and demonstrating exactly why we need comprehensive, root and branch reform of la… https://t.co/uNlOxn54ef
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5/31
2020
It took all day and had a few touch and go moments, but we have officially upgraded Livie to a bunk bed https://t.co/FIt0EB9SyO @charlesv Nope. Did they do 2 reboot seasons? I know I watched most of the first one.Oh no.... I wiki'd it and it's exactly that but also worse seeing how much exactly that it is https://t.co/P3SMjckreJI'm sorry... someone made a horror movie out of the "But I thought it was Berenstein Bears!?" thing? https://t.co/XsHCcM6SY8
5/30
2020
@charlesv @kshipwhitecat C is the only reasonable choice here
5/29
2020
#AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/em7sa8hEH3#AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/tJJx65c75H#AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/safjmHuw1S
5/28
2020
Really torn between being excited to see astronauts launch from Kennedy Space Center again and being deeply upset t… https://t.co/nDRfzXtabn @kshipwhitecat This is literally my nightmare. @kshipwhitecat I do not know... oh actually it's not crossplay yet, so I guess not @kshipwhitecat Same, but thinking about doing it so we can co-op it between Switch and Xbox since I don't have a second Xbox One controller @kshipwhitecat @PateraQuetzaI He's a terrible MAGA-dude who now is having a "comeback story" in IndyCar but is in g… https://t.co/m3ZetD8Lvy @kshipwhitecat @PateraQuetzaI It is - especially because one of the guys behind it was banned from Formula 2 for pu… https://t.co/FXBxkidpzK @PateraQuetzaI Also this is like the 3rd major race driver to have real career repercussions from a sim racing thin… https://t.co/L862ncZ3L9 @PateraQuetzaI What's better is that his dad essentially owns the team and was the one to fire him @hypercubexl @vogon It's really something realizing that our institutions are so atrophied that they can't manage t… https://t.co/PbGZ3aebHA
5/27
2020
TFW you see your opponent beaver the cubeDecided to look up how backgammon is played and... this is a joke right? How is this not a joke? https://t.co/sugpn1kj49
5/26
2020
This entire thread is gold. https://t.co/hczuEJTUdPThe overly dramatic “COMING TO THEATERS” line at the end of the new Tenet trailer comes across like a goddamn threa… https://t.co/8L9wZOZNth
Retweeted by Nick Horowitzface it: 99 percent of us will never get to report a detail as amazing as “heir to an inflatable bounce house fortu… https://t.co/stEoiuO7Fk
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5/22
2020
Who.... who asked for this? https://t.co/51ii4bZioo @kshipwhitecat Congrats
5/21
2020
@kshipwhitecat Huh. I wonder if that will be on HBO Max. @kshipwhitecat Is either worth seeing? I tried watching it once and couldn't do it - but I actually liked bits of Man of Steel @atebbel I just listened to a 2 hour podcast on the now defunct Universal Studios "Lucy: A Tribute" museum exhibit,… https://t.co/Oqfa1qS4fZ @atebbel Also, what if unexpectedly narcotic, but too much? https://t.co/pg2Sw8pJ9h @atebbel What if bread, but too much? https://t.co/aeUmdANQBLWhat I'm saying is, bring back 1 vs 100Remember when Xbox was doing 1 vs 100? If that thing came out now, during quarantine times, it would 100% be the b… https://t.co/F72aXdYTl9
5/20
2020
no one is safe in today's litigious society https://t.co/e9Stdx1ixc
Retweeted by Nick HorowitzWell, I guess this website hasn't been updated in a bit https://t.co/koUYUr7hnf @vogon @ProfessorLevy @austin_walker Though my favorite silly 90s Shakespeare adaptation thing is the Ethan Hawke H… https://t.co/vhblkIhG4p @vogon @ProfessorLevy @austin_walker They're all so good. Just really all in on the aesthetic https://t.co/w8BhTVSqUb @vogon @ProfessorLevy @austin_walker I love that they just labeled the guns "sword" and "dagger" https://t.co/f1ZWdSLAjM
5/18
2020
Really glad I'm getting these important emails https://t.co/v252njndFV
5/17
2020
I am like 75% sure that this is just Beto O’Rourke wearing a fake mustache, using a fake cowboy name, and pretendin… https://t.co/RtV2uUU1W9
Retweeted by Nick HorowitzHave been hearing this was in the works for a long time, I’m really excited about this. @AnsonMount is a breath of… https://t.co/kddZnKX21p
Retweeted by Nick Horowitz @AlexJArmstrong Ah, yeah no night time coffee, just like an 11pm coke zero @AlexJArmstrong Literally 30 seconds agoEvery time I see this item name, I think of that "Harry Potter written by an AI" thing that had the phrase 'Ron's R… https://t.co/Ho7u76Ke2R
5/15
2020
While Jeff Bezos is on track to become the world’s first trillionaire in the middle of a pandemic, Amazon is ending… https://t.co/UxNvmX1WO4
Retweeted by Nick Horowitz @ProfessorLevy Rear Window (1954) @kshipwhitecat Yes, they just made them free as a standalone download for PC too @kshipwhitecat Also, AC Odyssey and Origins have "educational modes" where you just walk around ancient Greece/Egyp… https://t.co/dS68negF71 @kshipwhitecat Will do! @kshipwhitecat No, but it lets you plow through fields of sheep in really nice cars @kshipwhitecat What you want is Forza HorizonIn Virginia, officials are blending the results of viral tests and antibody tests into one statistic so they can re… https://t.co/KLPMqVwcoq
Retweeted by Nick Horowitz @austin_walker Telltale really needs to get a new engine
5/14
2020
trapped in the quarantine with your south jersey boyfriend https://t.co/ecwjeSuxts
Retweeted by Nick HorowitzIf only there were some public fund billionaires could pay into along with everyone else that helps fund our infras… https://t.co/UPaDOaM10Y
Retweeted by Nick Horowitz @thedextriarchy Yep, had a similar thought a few weeks ago https://t.co/QAjC7nOkLnThis is an exceptionally good ad for a wealth tax https://t.co/77FeXHn231 @alsovogon Though before they look like that, they hatch and look like this https://t.co/XYB72yt829 @kshipwhitecat That set is one of my white whales...Oh no, I need this https://t.co/sZEHweGbO0Google Shopping really stretching the boundaries on what is considered a chair https://t.co/a5nKui3ZQ0 @kshipwhitecat The rest of the movie is just clumsy and feels like a casualty of a script that never quite got ther… https://t.co/EFLiyuE4y0 @kshipwhitecat That was the moment I went from being disappointed to being angry
5/13
2020
Well, we successfully managed the first quarantine at-home haircut
5/12
2020
This might be the best burger I've ever made. https://t.co/z7ktDNra1J @hypercubexl This is just reinforcing my believe that the Lego Batman Movie is the best on-screen Batman: "Black.… https://t.co/HjAaPuX0xwThe "How much blacker could this be? And the answer is none - none more black" of Superhero movies https://t.co/r18XAHLFWS @PateraQuetzaI @austin_walker @EvNarc I am 99% sure this is where I first found out what a strike was? @vogon @austin_walker "Joe Biden projected over the grand canyon" is just the screaming cowboy meme https://t.co/TtZ036lUIhReading about schools resuming in Germany and struck by how impossible it seems to imagine the US doing something e… https://t.co/g57lKINeUY
5/11
2020
Current status: Saw this in the cabinet and couldn't stop doing a "Robert Muldoon cornered by a velociraptor" voice https://t.co/mWyPsXywxG @kshipwhitecat That is by far the least dumb thing about the dagger.
5/10
2020
Am I misunderstanding this or is the idea that instead of using tax money to provide everyone with medical care we… https://t.co/RnO9R3oEz0
Retweeted by Nick HorowitzI hate him. Why did they make him look like this!? https://t.co/kWNsM6WVSU @kshipwhitecat Apparently it's a design from one of the first Donald cartoons when Donald has a son that they never mentioned againMy toddler is watching Mickey Mouse Clubhouse and what the hell is this abomination they just introduced!? They kee… https://t.co/L461NdSUC5
5/9
2020
Really hope that this is just an episode where The Mandalorian gets really mad at Boba Fett for stealing mando valo… https://t.co/AkgRPdfo4E @brockwilbur Don't wear the armor if you don't live the life. @brockwilbur I hope it's just an episode about the Mandalorian taking him to task for stealing Mando valorUnemployment: 🇺🇸14.7% 🇩🇰4.9% McDonald's hourly wage: 🇺🇸$9 🇩🇰$22 Weeks of paid vacation: 🇺🇸0 🇩🇰5 COVID19 deaths p… https://t.co/El7yJfraW2
Retweeted by Nick Horowitz @kshipwhitecat I wasn't at all prepared and also.... that ad is so long for the pay off
5/8
2020
nothing sounds scarier to me than a one on one zoom call with david lynch https://t.co/ZAQvTGAYzK
Retweeted by Nick HorowitzGoogle Maps update this month is deeply depressing. https://t.co/AP9H1Vl0wo
5/7
2020
ok fine i guess we did https://t.co/Nf4suyC8A3
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5/6
2020
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5/5
2020
This is just making me incredibly angry. I'll be fine, probably. I have the ability to work from home, my day-to-da… https://t.co/8msvZnRL69 @GovernorVA What happened to 14 consecutive days of fewer cases? You are a doctor! People will be killed so we can… https://t.co/4kJWLStf8sWhy in the world is @GovernorVA talking about starting to open back up by the end of this week when our new cases a… https://t.co/eOk5qxGLGV
5/4
2020
So... incredibly, almost laughably affordable relative to any other option for dealing with this crisis? https://t.co/l4BRhIu8o8
Retweeted by Nick HorowitzTake me to the world where we all travel on these https://t.co/HwImitLAkMAlso, wait, NBC aired a virtual Kentucky Derby yesterday!? How did that workI was just made aware of the fact that there is a professional race car driver named Scott Speed. @ProfessorLevy I'm like 100 pages into Dune Messiah now and I think I like it? I enjoy that it's basically demystif… https://t.co/OX4HXIPfPv
5/3
2020
@kshipwhitecat These are the same people with MAGA stickers on their car and bumper stickers about how you won't ta… https://t.co/YOhaXRlK7gLove to see my neighbors having a goddamn neighborhood cookout with maybe a dozen people at it, sharing food, no so… https://t.co/PjMTV9xiW5No one likes an inexplicable semi-transparent creepy face as much as David Lynch https://t.co/uFTuHnOV6iThat said, I can't get mad at a movie where Captain Picard, Agent Dale Cooper and Max von Sydow hang out in a weird… https://t.co/qvLU8ieYvROne of my biggest questions reading the book is how you would ever adapt this without doing a bunch of really bad i… https://t.co/Lm98P40xhrHaving now read Dune, I'm watching the David Lynch movie and... I guess they do not hear the rains down on Arrakis? https://t.co/ObUpKBUmW8 @AshleyEsqueda Honestly, that reads to me as "can we find a technicality to let us pay non union rates for the same job"I have finished Dune. Turns out, that is a really good book. I think I'll read the next one in the series.
5/2
2020

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