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Iâm actually laughing at this. What a troll https://t.co/96JEwCj7xu @spen_holo I count the days until I can do Jamie All Over at karaokeTrying to learn how to talk politics with my parents. Tonight, I started with the Bernie meme. One step at a time.
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Cute people have too much power over meThe wine and nostalgic music video relationship is too strong.
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Well it was more or less exactly as horrible as we imagined.
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Retweeted by buster bluetoothHoney are you okay? Youâve barely touched the like button under my tweet :-/there is no gender out in the mountains only deer and lyme disease
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1/19
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Is that insect called 'Europe?' https://t.co/qnrtR3nGyU
Retweeted by buster bluetoothGin is vodka that has become possessed by the spirit of a little victorian ghost
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When i get my septum pierced itâll be over for you bitches$15/hr ⢠40hrs/wk ⢠52wks= $31,200 annual salary. Why are you angry about someone making $31K a year?
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Canât believe we gave up hunting n gathering to pay rent
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@NoRestNick Haha tweets go brrrrif adults can still be employed after storming the capitol building i can probably get a job with a nose ring
Retweeted by buster bluetooth @sara_ndipity_ @geenuhhhh Today i learned ovens are powered by godHOW THE FUCK ARE ANY OF US SUPPOSED TO WORK?
Retweeted by buster bluetoothSo far my 2021 mood has been manic new wave or lofi jazz so subtle i might as well be listening to white noise.âcensoredâ https://t.co/S2BiykZjUR
Retweeted by buster bluetooth @turtle_sunshine They were dousing each other !!! @turtle_sunshine This tweet was inspired by a scene in a british pub packed with people yelling in each othersâ fac⌠https://t.co/4OhOO4aKZ5Every tv scene with crowds give me covid anxiety. Where are the shows with one-person casts?"Their lust for power has driven them away from their loyalty to democracy. It's not just Trump who has to go," says @AOC.
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Retweeted by buster bluetoothFOMO but missing out on being hot.kate bush could write myth of sisyphus but camus couldnât write hounds of love
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Retweeted by buster bluetooth @sara_ndipity_ @geenuhhhh Today i learned ovens are powered by godHOW THE FUCK ARE ANY OF US SUPPOSED TO WORK? Retweeted by buster bluetoothSo far my 2021 mood has been manic new wave or lofi jazz so subtle i might as well be listening to white noise.âcensoredâ https://t.co/S2BiykZjUR Retweeted by buster bluetooth @turtle_sunshine They were dousing each other !!! @turtle_sunshine This tweet was inspired by a scene in a british pub packed with people yelling in each othersâ fac⌠https://t.co/4OhOO4aKZ5Every tv scene with crowds give me covid anxiety. Where are the shows with one-person casts?"Their lust for power has driven them away from their loyalty to democracy. It's not just Trump who has to go," says @AOC. Retweeted by buster bluetoothAOC also says that she didn't feel safe going to the safe room and sheltering with other members of Congress, becau⌠https://t.co/XR0xcCZsVy Retweeted by buster bluetoothFOMO but missing out on being hot.kate bush could write myth of sisyphus but camus couldnât write hounds of love Retweeted by buster bluetooth
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@robot_barista strip scavenger hunt @robot_barista Its a godsend1/10. The claim that Trump won the election is a Big Lie.
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@lobotomybarbie This has been needed
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âMaybe we need an asshole president.â How's that working out for you?Someone shouldâve told betsy devos her reputation was ruined years ago. Idk what kind of face saving she thought this would bring."I don't feel sorry for congress at all. Oh, I'm sorry, did you have to hide under your desk because of guns? Wah w⌠https://t.co/PCSRmW9BBU
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This is like the French Revolution except theyâre storming the bastille to demand the king stay and keep starving them
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you've reached the doomscrolling checkpoint. this is your reminder to take a break from doomscrolling
Retweeted by buster bluetooth.@tedcruz should resign from the United States Senate immediately. https://t.co/O1D5K6Gt0k
Retweeted by buster bluetooth @CeliaAnn It looked like the end of a concert in the park @lobotomybarbie Haha but dye your hair gray @lobotomybarbie Gay n gray
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you've reached the doomscrolling checkpoint. this is your reminder to take a break from doomscrolling Retweeted by buster bluetooth.@tedcruz should resign from the United States Senate immediately. https://t.co/O1D5K6Gt0k Retweeted by buster bluetooth @CeliaAnn It looked like the end of a concert in the park @lobotomybarbie Haha but dye your hair gray @lobotomybarbie Gay n gray
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THEY'RE FILING INTO THE CAPITOL IN AN ORDERLY FUCKING FASHION AND THE POLICE ARE JUST LETTING IT HAPPEN, BUT DEFUND⌠https://t.co/dNlc5bIYKC
Retweeted by buster bluetoothwe watched compilation videos of cops violently attack people unprovoked all last year and now they let military co⌠https://t.co/YNL1N9hU79
Retweeted by buster bluetooth @ScottPresler LMAOOOO WHATIf Dems win a trifecta, all of us will have the privilege and responsibility of making them use it to improve peopl⌠https://t.co/kyUBqMwAGu
Retweeted by buster bluetoothIf Democrats win both Senate seats in GA, itâs going to be hard to explain why they should promptly re-empower McCo⌠https://t.co/Y7fFM0gRsB
Retweeted by buster bluetoothon to the next battle. please donate to amy mcgrathâs senate campaign. i know it ended months ago but i promise it⌠https://t.co/4brFnpnAjt
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at what cost https://t.co/MHgHH9Fftr
Retweeted by buster bluetoothWow, what a line: Rev Warnock saying his 82 year-old mother who picked cotton got to vote for him today, "anything⌠https://t.co/27zkTWB75u
Retweeted by buster bluetoothIâve seen enough. Mitch McConnell (R) can suck my ass (hole)
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Retweeted by buster bluetoothwe watched compilation videos of cops violently attack people unprovoked all last year and now they let military co⌠https://t.co/YNL1N9hU79 Retweeted by buster bluetooth @ScottPresler LMAOOOO WHATIf Dems win a trifecta, all of us will have the privilege and responsibility of making them use it to improve peopl⌠https://t.co/kyUBqMwAGu Retweeted by buster bluetoothIf Democrats win both Senate seats in GA, itâs going to be hard to explain why they should promptly re-empower McCo⌠https://t.co/Y7fFM0gRsB Retweeted by buster bluetoothon to the next battle. please donate to amy mcgrathâs senate campaign. i know it ended months ago but i promise it⌠https://t.co/4brFnpnAjt Retweeted by buster bluetoothmaybe we won. but my god.
at what cost https://t.co/MHgHH9Fftr Retweeted by buster bluetoothWow, what a line: Rev Warnock saying his 82 year-old mother who picked cotton got to vote for him today, "anything⌠https://t.co/27zkTWB75u Retweeted by buster bluetoothIâve seen enough. Mitch McConnell (R) can suck my ass (hole) Retweeted by buster bluetooth
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He introâd me to conor oberst đ https://t.co/UVpkfzgG1LStock photo hacker with a hoodie on/face concealed typing on a laptop is this yearâs halloween costume. @discosleuth Get out of my brain
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I want someone to look at me the way salvatore looks at don when he has a good ad pitch.Now that Biden won, watch me not wear his name on my hat and not put a giant Biden flag on my truck and drive aroun⌠https://t.co/RHbuoVT2tf
Retweeted by buster bluetoothPaul Rudd is a glimmering example of an 8 who became a 10 by having a good personality. Thatâs right folks, you can⌠https://t.co/EZVh6wGSj3
Retweeted by buster bluetooththe worse Phillip Seymour Hoffmanâs character looks in a movie the better the movie is gonna be
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Retweeted by buster bluetoothPaul Rudd is a glimmering example of an 8 who became a 10 by having a good personality. Thatâs right folks, you can⌠https://t.co/EZVh6wGSj3 Retweeted by buster bluetooththe worse Phillip Seymour Hoffmanâs character looks in a movie the better the movie is gonna be Retweeted by buster bluetooth
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remember cute terms like âalt-rightâ for the Republican fringe? yeah, theyâre not âalternativeâ anymore. they ARE t⌠https://t.co/ReuJZ6lKMy
Retweeted by buster bluetooth @daveweigel These insanely rich freaks cosplaying ânormal folkâ is so transparent lol https://t.co/VkY0Gt2Wxe
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Retweeted by buster bluetooth @daveweigel These insanely rich freaks cosplaying ânormal folkâ is so transparent lol https://t.co/VkY0Gt2Wxe Retweeted by buster bluetoothBi update: I'm super diligently bisexual. Retweeted by buster bluetooth
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We donât journal but tweet every thought because the difference is an audience.Like... youâre married to JANUARY JONES. CAN U NOT CHEAT ON HER FOR TWO MINUTESBeing excessively flirty today. Calm down, me.Watching mad men is so...maddening. Don is so sweet one moment and then such a prick the next scene.I misss dating @robot_barista I clicked that one by accident and was too lazy to delete itFomo doubles in intensity since covidhttps://t.co/4IEwZ7krtSAdding dysfunctionally horny to the next dsm.My dumb ass tried to schedule a therapy session at 8 this morning lmaooo cheers to trying this year.
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$600 á 365 = $1.64
For just $1.64 a day, you can sponsor an American.
Retweeted by buster bluetoothstimulus money going out less than 24hrs after the decision. So you agree? Sources are readily available to prevent⌠https://t.co/969S0gmljp
Retweeted by buster bluetooth @Houseplaant You brilliant son of a gunMitch McConnell right now https://t.co/JuKBT6mMEv
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Retweeted by buster bluetoothstimulus money going out less than 24hrs after the decision. So you agree? Sources are readily available to prevent⌠https://t.co/969S0gmljp Retweeted by buster bluetooth @Houseplaant You brilliant son of a gunMitch McConnell right now https://t.co/JuKBT6mMEv Retweeted by buster bluetooth
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The deep state restricts your right to be horny on your main. @dt_robbins @kevinsterne Wait til January @validhateme__ Slap on some cocteau twins and youâll be vibin @JackPosobiec @senatemajldr But thatâs socialism!!!Republicans are so fucking stupid. You know what $2,000 checks will do? Stimulate the economy and keep people barel⌠https://t.co/WWLsWQCtCDhow do ppl just start dating
Retweeted by buster bluetoothMy rejects? All American https://t.co/mRSlc1ghSh @robot_barista i still probably gotta take off this shoeđŞYouâre telling ME i have to be sad tonight?
Retweeted by buster bluetoothMy rejects? All American https://t.co/mRSlc1ghSh @robot_barista i still probably gotta take off this shoeđŞYouâre telling ME i have to be sad tonight?
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A stimulus check but only for people who didnât start podcasting this year.It should be illegal for your foot arches to itch.if you haven't cried in a walk-in cooler i don't really care what you have to say about food service workers
Retweeted by buster bluetooth @lobotomybarbie Help to SAVE IMPROV @hopes_burial @Wellbutrin Canât hungry sponsored by @Wellbutrin @prshakur So jealous of that view. Where are ya living now?I start my new job in a weeeeeeeeeeekđDonât let dating an improviser ruin improv for you.
Retweeted by buster bluetooth @lobotomybarbie Help to SAVE IMPROV @hopes_burial @Wellbutrin Canât hungry sponsored by @Wellbutrin @prshakur So jealous of that view. Where are ya living now?I start my new job in a weeeeeeeeeeekđDonât let dating an improviser ruin improv for you.
12/28
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an underrated pleasure is lying in bed doing exactly nothing. Just lying there, inert, being totally & exquisitely useless
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12/27
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Midwintar / Midsommar https://t.co/HPQhgm308Z
Retweeted by buster bluetoothWhen Gatsby enters the public domain we do NOT need three white men to write a sequel, we DO need a Muppets movie with Kermit as Nick
Retweeted by buster bluetooth @joshuabohnsack This AI is too good. I'm worried.
Retweeted by buster bluetoothWhen Gatsby enters the public domain we do NOT need three white men to write a sequel, we DO need a Muppets movie with Kermit as Nick Retweeted by buster bluetooth @joshuabohnsack This AI is too good. I'm worried.
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@kevinsterne Soo stoked to read brad phillips
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